Joe Wilkinson's Weirdest Jokes on The Last Leg

Joe welcome to the show we've all made mugs for each other we didn't think to make one for you I apologize what what would you have on a mug if you would well the thing always annoyed me is you know you know when you're at work or you got a mug yep it's in the cupboard and other people use it yeah so I never said I'd write something on the cup that would stop people from using it I don't know something like sometimes I'll keep urine in this mug what would you put on a 50-feet coin if you had the chance a nipple did you celebrate the end of austerity and all this week do you know I yeah well whenever I'm a bit flush I'll treat myself to a chicken Kiev now I've been told you've got a 50p coin with you is that right well yeah was this yeah it sort of site right yeah I have been leaving missed like at basically put message on the 50-piece for quite a while because basically I leave messages for my the newsagent that I fancy and I leave little messages on 50-piece for her that I had over in Russia when I'm by the twits and they asked me to bring one in so so this is 50 feet it comes with a little dicey so then this one they're different every time this is another one just says dear Linda smart I didn't know her so nice I just made it up thank you for selling me a Twix every day for the last 26 years you have you have a lovely smile and a superb knuckles as you go to the cinema one evening or for a short walk near your house thinking about austerity this week is that some people are saying that the government didn't really need to go as far as they did with austerity because not every other country responded to the global financial crisis in the same way Australia for instance in 2009 the Australian Government basically gave $900 to every single person in Australia and said go out and spend it on a on a local business somewhere and that kind of it made people actually put money back into the economy so it's a good idea what would you would you have what would you have spent your money on a huge American thing is oh I just go straight to lush by a grands worth of bath bombs just put them all in one bath just to see what happens would you'd be good for last so local business lush Joey what would you spend you money on how much should have got a thousand thousand pounds thousand pounds probably a sit on Norma why why yeah I've got a garden but I'll tell you but I'm actually the I'm actually the fella that does crop circles Basie fed up with doing it with a fly mode wikileaks martyr julian assange this week as an ecuadorian judge said he had to start obeying a new set of rules if he's allowed to stay in their embassy they include paying for his own food and laundry bills cleaning up after himself and his cat and they were also apparently sick of him skateboarding and playing football in the residence skateboarding one of them yes what would you do if you're on your own in the Ecuadorian Embassy Joe what wouldn't I do I'll probably just play the the penguin game penguin no she's a wind-up what's the penguin game thank you guys it's really simple you just see how long you can go without thinking about penguin I've just lost a lot of people think this might be a ploy by the Ecuadorian government to make Julian Assange feel so uncomfortable that he has to leave and let's be honest he's been there so long there's marks against the door to measure how tall he's gay did you celebrate Halloween I'll be I'll show you had him looming out the dark and scaring people is a bit of a busman's holiday for them you know Halloween related news a woman appeared on this morning this week claiming she has got engaged to a ghost she apparently met him on holiday in Australia felt his presence on the flight back home and even joined the mile-high club with you he has since proposed and she now wants to baby with her ghost fiance saying most of her friends are very happy for her question yeah why do you need to go on a plane if you're a ghost you can fly join the mile-high club that must have been tense when she flushed the toilet I know this is your favorite story the way she said he didn't get down on one knee when he proposed though because he doesn't have any news I'd love to be organizing your hens night where's the stripper he's over there you can't say he's the one who's been playing the song Joe do you believe in party guys and girls yeah yeah yeah I already do so much so that I actually sometimes practice being a ghost myself just in case is what we do next and I don't to be it just basically at night I stand at the end of my flatmates bed while he sleeps if he wakes tough and starts shouting you know you know I'm gonna move out I'm going to move out in a really ghostly voice I just you

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Id: 0c7hJ61UYkA

Length: 8min 11sec (491 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 10 2018