Joe Rogan Freaks Out Over Giant Dinosaur Bird

the Joe Rogan experience imagine the pterodactyl days what in the [ __ ] was that like yeah giant flying lizard chats fellow carnivores yeah [ __ ] that you imagine there it is whoa what that sounds like quetzel quota which is the that's that that Aztec god qu etz ALC oh atl us Quetzalcoatlus Quetzalcoatl was that that flying God of the Aztecs key just go back up to that I was reading that top part right there yeah a pterodactyl Petrus or from the Late Cretaceous of North America largest known flying animal to have ever lived so that is like probably they probably named it after crustal quatl which was the see if you find that word Quetzalcoatl because I think that's what that was it was an Aztec god that was like a bird wingspan of 36 feet jesus Kirti six feet Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] that's a plane now see this is a god the feathered serpent a name for the feathered serpent deity of the ancient Mesopotamian Mesoamerican culture I wonder if there was ever a time were human beings and that Petrus or thing coincided when was that Petrus or when did that thing go extinct that Quetzalcoatl us you imagine if there was a Newman you know Neanderthals or whatever Australia Pittacus and you're looking up you see a 35-foot bird [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you [ __ ] you we're discovered in Texas that's the same course right area of course Texans before the Comanches they had giant flying dinosaurs John dance fast for a time period doesn't say right off the top for some reason just whatever would Late Cretaceous so I don't know what's that when does that at ten million years what is that think it says a hundred to 6600 so that's way before even the Yucatan impact that killed the dinosaurs that was 65 million years ago the climate was warmer than now even then what's the biggest thing that lived that flu while people were alive I think was that HA steagle you said that was three meters right that's nine feet by the way [ __ ] that to imagine a nine foot I don't take your kid easily I don't take endur'd small kid may be a pretty big kid yeah they carry deer away oh [ __ ] how do they pull goats off the side of cliffs and not even big ones dad have you ever see that Golden Eagles do that Golden Eagles are the biggest North American Eagles and I've actually think bald eagles have done this as well and they swooped down and they grabbed these sheep that are trying to climb their way up to the top of these mountains they pull them off and they they drop them on the rocks yeah and watch them smash Wow and sometimes they ride them down to the ground Wow dude there's one video this one eagle he grabs ahold of this sheep and pulls him off of the sheep or goat I forget which one was pulls it off the side of this wall and as it's going down the Eagles hanging on so the eagle hits the ground with it and bounces it and oh my god it's [ __ ] madness it's madness that's beautiful they meet Eagles fine fine eagle fell bounced had this goat hit it in the head bounced fine the end flies away yeah crazy flexible bones that they have [ __ ] yeah dude we're so lucky we have one thing to worry about right now other than normal [ __ ] that everybody has to worry about all the time in life one new thing and everything just hits to a halt when one new thing and our world changes what new thing right albatross has a bigger wingspan than the hostel really it's about to say maybe it says it's 11 feet Jesus I won't but rust the ones that are alive right now Wow that's what are they mostly fish right and this even says a condor with a 24 foot wingspan that's 28 million years ago so Oh sorry Nica albatross they go out to sea for [ __ ] weeks what do they do just dive in and eat fish I haven't eat yeah look at that whoa yeah that would be just more annoying than anything I don't think that could kill you but an Eagles got a face like a bolt-cutter there's a couple as I was digging through a couple articles even speculated if those uh giant what's the Codel things some others like Petra so if they were too big to even fly maybe mmm they could have been like giant ostrich type bird oh right or type things yeah they only have the bones right big wings yeah just something that just got too big for its wings didn't need to maybe get fly like a chicken like chickens can fly like you know they'd fly like ten feet or something like that they just kind of run fly at the same time to get a little get a little air no I think about like my friend had a a parrot when I was a kid parrot or a parakeet I don't know Birds but it scared the [ __ ] out of me like I would reach into the cage just to like you know you try to stick your finger in its belly so it steps on your finger but it bites you instead and I remember being a full-sized human being scared of this take that and expand it by a thousand yeah and it's flying above you yeah birds can scare the [ __ ] out of you yeah they can pull a [ __ ] salmon out of a flowing river with their feet and fly away with it yeah imagine even grabbing a salmon imagine just dunking your hand into a river and pulling a salmon out no I'm now imagine doing them while you're flying in you snatch it pull it out of the river and then fly away with it all right and that's our American that's our national bird national animal it's pretty cool national animal I guess it's a ruthless [ __ ] of a flying dinosaur yeah would it be better if we had something compassionate be that close oh they're real close shoe bills are super dangerous oh yeah well that is an ancient predatory carnivorous dinosaur that's that happens to still be alive why is that guy getting close to it with his kid oh don't do that please don't do that yeah I could imagine if that thing was pissed off at you well we can touch it bro that's the kind of people to get eaten I think we're fine oh I think we're fine I'm gonna bend over and pull up my pants there are some animals that are dangers a really aggressive bird casts away I think it's called and this lady's filming on the beach in Australia she's like oh look look at the cool bird and the bird starts going after her they'll come [ __ ] with you what is it a ballon Epps's rex Shoebill stork facts that's what it's called Bala Nexus Rex it's a Rex it's a [ __ ] dinosaur look at that face Wow look at the mountain that one right there look at that one look at that image what in the [ __ ] is that that's that's flightless right yeah but it gets to five feet tall and it snatches fish and lizards and all kinds of things swallows them whole there's a fantastic documentary that bbbc put out years ago about the Congo and the shoe bill lives in the Congo and in the in the Congo the shoe bill eats this there's a fish that comes out of the land and then crawls across the land till it could find another pond and then slides into that pond yeah and the shoe bill is eating that thing and you're like what am i seeing I'm seeing a battle between two prehistoric animals well that's a maze of fish that can swim and then climb out of the water and walk on the ground and then jump in a new a new pond right that's the that's the missing link for evolution the first animal that for fish to get out of the water [Applause]

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Length: 8min 52sec (532 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 02 2020