Joe Rogan & CO. Hilarious Discussion on Bad Breathe

the Joe Rogan experience : colon cancer okay so that makes sense with the enemas [ __ ] man so he beat it that's beautiful god it's 50 you should all have like I had to get my [ __ ] finger up your butthole I got a clean but oh they'll stick a tube up there can you did you like wrap your legs around your arms like this here is a private letter come there subscribe that's a private questions you like get up he smelled like how long he's right now showing you my doctor smelling cologne he was a really nice guy anything wear gloves yeah show us how it's done Joe to a guy the other day that had mint breath over [ __ ] breath his breath smelled like [ __ ] and so he was eating mints but it wasn't good enough that means it was like I was it was you know what it was like man it was like like it was confusing it was like there's two signals that were clashing with each other you know what's what's awful for the folks listening home that aren't broadcasters I'm not naming names we're not gonna name any names to broadcast with somebody whose breasts they turn to you and you have to stay close to them to stay in the two-shot that's a problem you can't go nah you can't react at all it's wrong and it is I brush my teeth like religiously when I'm doing camera stuff because I'm in someone's face talking to them and I've been all the receiving in that and then like this I need you can't make a face you can't do ya after shows when you take pictures yeah guys that's gotta be guys sometimes you're just like god dammit I don't know what's going on they say when people's don't eat a lot like if you sit at it yeah is that real like if you said they're different things I know with chronic halitosis apparently it's the sulfates on your tongue whoa there's there's so so typically I guess the so2 the chemicals I guess the sulfur though everybody has different compounds in their mouth and for whatever reason I don't know but you they're there they do sense what you're smelling is sulfur is is a derivative of salt or some kind of a sulfur and it's because there's a chemical problem in your mouth and they can actually address it with hmm yeah and ptosis can also be from bad from liver disease so if you have liver disease you don't sure yeah liver disease makes you boys the chinese diabetes answer disease i got the breath wow wow that's interesting that's one of the ways they check yeah whoa and then of course it can be an abscess behind your tooth yeah that's a big man that's a disease and diabetics dude i had a cracked filling and they took the filling out and the [ __ ] smell came out of my mouth i was like holy [ __ ] cuz the the filling had cracked and there was an infection i had a wound up getting a root canal and so as i'm getting this this thing like opened up they break through this pocket where all this puss and that is yeah oh dude it was so nasty on awful it like you could hear it like pop through and then just this [ __ ] [ __ ] breath the cleanest breath my father's from he was sleeping the wife said you have to go to the dentist so why does your breath is so out of control and they've been married all right so so check this out this is so apparently he had an abscess a sack of bacteria in the back of his mouth well when they when they I guess took the tooth out of the filling out and they popped by accident the sack the nurse through that's I never have the balls to tell someone their breaths to tell me your breath stinks I'm gonna tell you I would want you to tell me that's one cool thing about black people they'll tell you if you're [ __ ] [ __ ] for once got head from a girl it would she was she would come over and give me a massage she wasn't very good looking but she was down to give him a song by the time we're done with the massage you know she's gonna get to she wanted to give me oral pleasure long time ago [Applause] a girl's [ __ ] can reek and I'm not gonna I gotta be a gentleman but okay but if you're a girl and you you have a problem you have a yeast infection and if someone doesn't let you know you're not gonna get it treated like there's a problem like it's true it's delicate it's a delicate situation always gonna get a rational reaction thank you medically I feel much better that's not gonna be mad at you he's not weird they'll get mad at you if they're [ __ ] right well there's a girl that I was in New York I was a young man and she was very sexy and I feel like The Incredible Hulk AIIMS extreme and she man with a hat and I remember this weird thing she remember the hat on I picked her up she goes good thank God I thought you were gonna be bald I was like it was like 20 Thanks Thanks whatever two ballgames and she and I we got to business and then she began to give me oral pleasure after she was I've gotten her kind of naked and she had hairy but she hairy back like you know some people can be super dark there and it was first that it was fine first were first very girly it was girl fur but it's still a problem bro because the hair fanned out it started with the back and it was on the old rum purse still skins and that was very hard for me to keep it I could I had to avert my eyes the only what was the Institute to laugh would you like to know here's what the instinct was no no no wasn't I just kind of there's no way I was gonna what do I say yeah yeah there's no good way Harry on your back and your rump I mean you know I I just I I just dealt with it I did pull out a medical book on one girl though I liked her a lot so I had as she ended up being my girlfriend I showed her that she had a B vitamin deficiency Wow and that's why I was there was problems down there oh wow she got all into vitamins she was a vitamin freak from that point on and you know what and she was from I knew her in college and I said to her friends indeed what happened with her I go you want me to be honest so I said her breath was so bad I could smell it when we were standing at the elevator and she screamed she went oh my god we will always felt that way and they were friends there and I said none of you told her her life is she'll never find somebody if you don't tell her I couldn't tell her guys will tell you quick like a group of guys like Joe you gotta take care of this now yeah I just felt you know I would thank you I think it's important Paige Vanzant loves that jump and switch kiss she does that jumping roundhouse to the fighting by the way his words yeah and Paige Vanzant and who is Clark what is her first name oh nice leg kick Jessica Clark is that it mmm you just make that up no he said it was like it was a tenth of a joke to it Paige Manzana is throwing rock for wild leaping in [ __ ] [Applause]

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Length: 8min 55sec (535 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 15 2018