CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU." YOU KNOW HOW THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN GOING SO GREAT BETWEEN US AND NORTH KOREA RELATIONSHIP-WISE, A ROUGH PATCH? THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY BETTER ANY TIME SOON. THE U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL THIS WEEK APPROVED A NEW ROUND OF SANCTIONS AGAINST NORTH KOREA AND THEY'RE SEVERE. THEY'RE TAKING KIM JONG-UN'S iPAD AWAY FOR A WEEK. [ LAUGHTER ] THE HOPE IS THAT THE NEW SANCTIONS WILL FORCE NORTH KOREA TO CHANGE ITS BEHAVIOR. BECAUSE THAT WORKED SO WELL THE LAST 15 TIMES WE TRIED IT. BUT IN RESPONSE TO THE SANCTIONS, NORTH KOREA'S THREATENED TO CAUSE THE UNITED STATES "THE GREATEST PAIN AND SUFFERING IT HAS GONE THROUGH IN ITS ENTIRE HISTORY." I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, WE ALREADY KIND OF DID THAT TO OURSELVES BACK IN NOVEMBER. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY. THEY HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. AND THEY HAVE AN UNPREDICTABLE DICTATOR RUNNING THINGS. MOST EXPERTS BELIEVE THEY HAVE MISSILES THAT CAN REACH AT LEAST THE WEST COAST, WHICH IS WHERE WE ALL ARE HERE RIGHT NOW. AND I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE TO BE PREPARED IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS. WE HEAR A LOT ABOUT WHAT TO DO IN AN EARTHQUAKE BUT NOT MUCH ABOUT HOW TO DEAL WITH NUCLEAR ATTACK. WE GOT IN TOUCH WITH AN EXPERT, DR. IRWIN REDLINER, DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR DISASTER PREPAREDNESS AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY. HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO. SO I GRABBED GUILLERMO AND WE MET HIM AT THE FIRST PLACE I WOULD GO IF DISASTER STRIKES. >> HELLO, DR. REDLINER, I'M JIMMY. >> HI, HOW ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD, THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE GUILLERMO. THANK YOU FOR MEETING US HERE, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. WE'VE BEEN WORRIED, RIGHT? >> Guillermo: YEAH, VERY MUCH. >> Jimmy: I'LL TAKE OFF MY GLASSES. WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT NUCLEAR ATTACK. WE'RE HERE IN CALIFORNIA. WE'RE ON THE WEST COAST. I KNOW YOU'RE DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR DISASTER PREPAREDNESS. >> RIGHT. >> Jimmy: EXPLAIN IT TO US LIKE WE'RE CHILDREN. >> Guillermo: YES, LIKE KIDS. >> Jimmy: WE KIND OF ARE. >> I CAN DO THAT. FIRST OF ALL, BACKGROUND IS AND WHY PEOPLE ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT THIS, DURING THE COLD WAR -- >> >> Jimmy: YOU SAY WHITE PEOPLE? >> I DIDN'T BUT YOU CAN. >> Jimmy: HE SAID "WHY PEOPLE." I THOUGHT YOU SAID WHITE PEOPLE ALSO. WHITE PEOPLE ARE WORRIED. >> I THINK ALL PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT IT. IT USED TO BE PEOPLE WORRIED DURING THOSE YEARS THAT THE UNITED STATES AND THE SOVIET UNION, BODY HAVING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS, WOULD START A WAR IN MINUTES THAT COULD BASICALLY WIPE OUT EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET. >> Jimmy: WE DIDN'T WANT THAT. >> NO, NO ONE WANTS THAT, WHO WOULD WANT THAT? >> Jimmy: IF NORTH KOREA, FOR INSTANCE, WERE TO LAUNCH NUCLEAR MISSILES, LIKE HOW SOON WOULD THEY GET THERE? IF WE ORDERED CHICKEN WINGS RIGHT NOW WOULD THE WINGS GET HERE FIRST OR THE MISSILES GET HERE FIRST? >> I DON'T KNOW, HOW'S THE SERVICE AROUND HERE? >> Guillermo: IT'S EASY TO ORDER A SHOT OF TEQUILA BECAUSE IT DOESN'T TAKE TOO LONG. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE RIGHT BUT YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT, GUILLERMO. SAY NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES MISSILES. IS IT POSSIBLE WE WOULDN'T KNOW IT WAS COMING? >> WE'D PROBABLY -- NOW WE'RE ON HIGH ALERT AND WE WOULD KNOW IT WAS COMING. THE QUESTION IS WOULD WE BE ABLE TO STOP IT FROM ACTUALLY HITTING US? PRESUMABLY -- WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY THAT MIGHT MAKE THAT POSSIBLE, HOPEFULLY THAT WOULD BE THE CASE -- >> Jimmy: NOTHING EVER WORKS. I TRY TO ORDER PAY PER VIEW AND I CAN'T. I FAIL. SO I'M WORRIED THAT WE HAVE THE SAME DEAL GOING WITH OUR TECHNOLOGY. >> Guillermo: AND HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE'VE BEEN ATTACKED? ARE WE GOING TO SEE SMOKE OR SOMETHING? >> IF YOU BECOME AWARE OF THE FACT THAT THERE'S BEEN A NUCLEAR DETONATION, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? A GIGANTIC FLASH OF LIGHT 1,000 TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN THE SUN. YOU HAVE A FEW SECONDS. THEN YOU HAVE THIS TREMENDOUS EXPLOSION. AND A FORCE OF WIND THAT WOULD BE LIKE 1,000 HURRICANE HARVEYS. >> Jimmy: REALLY. >> JUST ENORMOUS. THE FARTHER YOU ARE AWAY FROM THE DETONATION, THE MORE CHANCE YOU HAVE OF ACTUALLY SURVIVING. IF YOU KNOW A FEW SIMPLE RULES ABOUT IT. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO WRITE THESE DOWN. >> WRITE THEM DOWN. HERE'S THE BIG RULE. YOU WANT TO PUT AS MUCH SHIELDING BETWEEN YOU AND THE OUTSIDE. IF YOU CAN GET TO THE CENTER OF THE BUILDING, AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS. NOT TOO CLOSE TO THE TOP BECAUSE RADIATION'S GOING TO FALL ON THE ROOF. AND THE MORE INTERIOR YOU ARE AND THE MORE PROTECTION YOU'LL HAVE AND THE MORE LIKELY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE. THE MAIN THING IS TO GET OUT OF HARM'S WAY IMMEDIATELY. YOU'VE GOT 15 TO 20 MINUTES. AND THAT'S IT. THEN YOU'VE GOT TO BE INSIDE SOMEPLACE, WITH PROVISIONS TO LET YOU STAY FOR 24, 48 HOURS. >> Jimmy: WILL WE HAVE WI-FI AT THAT TIME? >> YOU WON'T. YOU MIGHT, ACTUALLY. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IF WE DON'T HAVE WI-FI, REALLY. >> IT'S A POINT. >> Jimmy: YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO UP ON THE ROOF -- >> IT'S A POINT. >> Guillermo: AS LONG AS I HAVE TEQUILA, I DON'T CARE ABOUT A WI-FI. >> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. LOS ANGELES, FOR EXAMPLE, SINCE WE'RE HERE. IF A NUCLEAR BOMB OR BRIEFCASE EXPLODES HERE. TAKE US THROUGH THAT. >> I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE WITH ME MY WALLET-SIZE MAP. >> Jimmy: YOU CARRY THIS AROUND JUST TO BUM PEOPLE OUT? >> YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ASK A QUESTION. YOU HAVE GROUND ZERO HERE. AND WITHIN A HALF MILE, THE ACTUAL DETONATION, THERE WILL BE NO LIFE. EVERY BUILDING COULD BE DESTROYED, EVERYBODY WOULD BE GONE. BUT THIS IS VERY TIGHT IN. IF YOU'RE UP HERE, IF YOU'RE THREE, FOUR, FIVE MILES FROM GROUND ZERO, YOU ARE GOING TO BE ALIVE. MOST LIKELY. >> Jimmy: THAT SURPRISES ME. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M REALLY SURPRISED BY HOW SMALL THE AREA IS. >> THE PROBLEM IS GOING TO BE IF YOU'RE HERE AND YOUR WIFE IS WORKING DOWN HERE. >> Jimmy: RIGHT. >> YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO SCHOOL OVER HERE. IT'S A NIGHTMARE. >> Guillermo: YEAH. >> MOST OF US WOULD WANT TO GO GET OUR LOVED ONES. >> Guillermo: IT'S GOING TO BE A NIGHTMARE. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE WEARING AN ALUMINUM FOIL HAT. >> Guillermo: OH, YEAH, BUT THIS IS FOR SAFETY. >> Jimmy: BUT THE DODGERS ARE GOING TO BE OKAY, IT LOOKS LIKE. >> THAT'S A GOOD POINT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE, YEAH. MIGHT NOT BE. >> Guillermo: SO IF YOU LIVE IN THE VALLEY IN THE VALLEY, YOU'LL BE SAFE. >> Jimmy: WELL, NO, HE'S USING THIS AS AN EXAMPLE. >> IT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE. >> Guillermo: OH, OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN DOWNTOWN. >> Jimmy: NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN DOWNTOWN, HE'S JUST SAYING IT'S AN EXAMPLE. >> Guillermo: OH, I WAS SO HAPPY, LIVE IN THE VALLEY, I'M GOING TO BE SAFE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, YOU'RE NOT. DO YOU WANT TO GO PLAY SOME GAMES? >> I'D LOVE TO PLAY SOME GAMES. >> Guillermo: ME TOO. >> Jimmy: COME BACK FOR IT A LITTLE BIT. >> I'M GOING FOR IT. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. >> GOT HIM! >> Jimmy: I THINK WE GOT ONE. OH, OH, OH! >> MY GOODNESS. >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. KIM JONG-UN WINS AGAIN.
