Jimmy Gets Parenting Advice From Kids

my wife is having a baby this summer we don't know if we're having a boy or girl we assume will be one or the other but you never know I have two older kids my kids are in their 40s now one of them's older than I am so it's been a long time since I took care of the baby you forget almost everything or at least I forgot almost everything so to brush up and to get some advice on how to raise a child I went right to this source I asked a child to help me figure some things out a six-year-old girl named ila and what we had a very enlightening conversation [Music] ila how old are you six so you've been a kid for a while now how long I have no idea but you were a baby once yeah everyone was a baby once that's true what I'm hoping for is that you can give me some information and teach me how to be a good dad because my wife is having a baby okay okay and I was just wondering like what you think like what what to you is a good dad what does a good dad do Wow I suggest you start changing the diaper myself yeah do that well you're not gonna really like eat the poop yes I am well what am I supposed to do with it throw it against the wall you're supposed to wipe the but do that who's BOTS no way the baby doesn't want that the baby should learn to wipe its own butt why do you don't know how because my brain they don't do babies come with brains or do you have to have that put in they do come with brains it's just like they don't know butter and they're just like squirming around like are they dumb you know not dumb well they can't even wipe themselves that doesn't sound very smart to me so you're gonna have to do it yourself that's what grown-ups do oh no I don't want to do that so swears you're gonna have to open the diaper and then you're gonna have to get a wipe the butt hold on will you show me how to do is have a baby doll can you show me how to do it okay but just where is it baby girl here's a baby doll now is this it's just the right way to hold the baby well how should I do with them okay one years old to do it like this hold him by the but then oh that's good okay so here we go but I'm holding him by the body up the other way okay okay now this but then I'm holding them by this is where the poop comes out so this I don't want to touch you touch the but just you're gonna touch it with wipe so like your hands are gonna be clean but you're gonna have to wash them okay so here we'll put the baby she isn't you right here yeah and then baby as a diaper yeah like you're gonna pull this side then open it up right yes it is I don't know that's druggin I'm still not sure we're talking okay you're eating the real baby no because it's real poop you're right you're right okay now what do I do so you're gonna get a wipe right and then right and then you're gonna lift the baby up okay then you're gonna wipe this part with your hand no what well I don't you using a wife I see you using your hand well there are no wipes here oh so what do I do if there's oh look at that white this table yeah thanks dad All Right see you wipe the butt oh I have a good idea what if there's extra poop you should put it in the baby's hat okay then we're gonna roll it up and throw it in the trash but where the Jess oh here I'll take it let's see oh I know we'll throw it at the wall no I told you earlier that's trash but then the trash guys gotta come and pick it up and then he doesn't want this no such a hard thing to figure out mama mia here's how this is gonna be I'm gonna tell my wife I Allah taught me how to change the baby when it has a poopy diaper and what you do is you take the diaper off the baby you get some wipes you eat the poop you then wipe the baby's butt and then you throw it at the garbage man that's you striving God I'm gonna be a very bad parent so are you [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

Views: 6,947,685

Keywords: jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel live, late night, talk show, funny, humor, comedic, stand-up, funny video, variety, highlight, clip, sketch comedy, music comedy, improv, kids, parenting, parents, advice, baby, father, mother, pregnant

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Length: 6min 12sec (372 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 20 2014