Jerry Lewis Telethon Bloopers - Part 1

Oh oh hi right now we have one minute to station break when we break the station I add how many times I think seven seven times seven seven times whose Mariah's what it wanted a whole equate on what happens if he goes for the month my god well nine children that's terrific well you didn't do too badly who you well what the hell oh I know I was only tonight to whatever I was a young kid I knocked them all off at once and we will be back and when we come back ladies and gentlemen we need us to say we will have a sensational show which you will hear about from mr. Ed McMahon and we are breaking the station for the first time when we break the station on the love network it is an opportunity to identify themselves and to let the local level know what's happening on the local level because the people on our love network do a fantastic job raising dollars on the local level and it takes what did you what did you just say I was just wrapping up with such Sabra Flair I mean I mean with such taste I was Cheryl I take your lady so well and I figured that when Harry gave me one minute I was going to not get into that perfect last couple of seconds the music would hit it would be so graceful and then Godzilla here holds up two fingers okay yeah you got a minute ha ha ha do I ever oh yes I do what nothing I just just want to say hello just a little humor there just want to say hi okay oh they gave us a minute cue now it's not awful they gave us one minute then all of a sudden gave us two minutes No that's all right Artie anyone can make a stupid mistake I think was wrong I think was wrong to have the cocktail party in the booth prior to the show oh yeah they should have taken it intravenously would happen faster but as I say the local stations ah don't have a minute 45 the local stick could I see you a minute sir but we have a minute with that very good I could you tell if she would see would you be tight enough tell me what who are you nobody it just won't buy the continuation school you run a continuation school wonderful everyone is in a tux on this show I never saw they like it uh uh who is that fella is he with us I thought it was a friend of yours he looks like Raquel Welch a little bit not too much who knows what the hell okay oh we're all set to break the stations is that a son of a gun Louie here and have you there but we are going back to KC that should excite everyone because KC is out there with all of those terrific kids Lisa tell them all about it sweetheart Lisa's not gonna tell them all about it I'm gonna tell them all about it well come over here just come over here come here you little person come over here let them all see me this young lady is wanted in four states for a variety of things starting with giving you wrong information did you tell me what did you tell me go to the screen intro KC what did you do you intrude Lisa well that shows you how stupid I am you bet I wouldn't start up with that animal I'll tell you I'd like to see her on a platter with a bunt with a banana in her mouth an apple an apple no it would poured you're a bad joke bad joke next next strike it see when you fool with the crew that's the kind of crap that happens call the booth I spoke to Jeff on the hello hello you have reached the control room for the Jerry Lewis telethon we are unavailable to answer your call please call back later thank you hahahaha haha well could I leave word that's funny suck me right in boy we must others older the second polar decide no Oh no hold it a second you had to tell me which works I'm he told you to stop what are you playing when he says to you stop when he says to you stop why did you play three more notes I'm asking you a question when he said stop is he the leader why did you play three more notes after he said stop I'm just curious why you did that I'm asking you a question just give me an answer why did you play those you know tanta he said stop you Nazi now I want to get the car I want to get the first lyric up right cuz it's not the first correct lyric no no it's not no that's wrong why are we your own type Larry come over here why are you why are you so upset da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da that's the burst then this comes after don't you see this is the chorus but anyone can make a stupid mistake sweetheart this is all fun and games you don't get upset it will give let me I'll pick one my language well Akane I'm gonna be the scientist you need a ghost all over this country no no none of them are right these are all wrong No hey Jerri let me try again say you have we must try again you're thinking about you with the broad in the butt in the car the other night let me try again speak lamb buddy said try again SART someone said try again but we're talking about a show we're not talking about your involvement don't you understand it have you tried shake don't it look you do realize there's 97 million people looking at you send this boy to camp make us a pledge and just call me send in a check once you call me now is the time you should call because that's why I'm here that's why I'm here me thank you okay we have a call we don't have a call we don't realize that we lost the phone line from the vice president Mondale he'll be with us in a minute all okay well then you're pointing to go here no then he's good oh there he's gonna hold it I see oh well okay then I'll get it well how's that and that better right we're very fortunate this year we have to move the band back Jerry we are not fortunate this year we are fortunate this year oh okay we have to move the band back all those in favor of moving the band back yell move the band bye all those in favor of having the band stay where it was yell bring the band right no no no no Oh for me my name is Helen from I'm in room 750 are you crazy I'm doing a show here okay we would like to introduce to you the lovely people who are giving of their time to be with us on this program our Orchestra our celebrity guests that will be on the show with us from Knott's landing Kevin Dobson right there also from Doc's landing the very lovely and talented Joan van Ark no get back get back hold the band get back that's not Joan van Ark I was with her in a bar in 1953 I know Joe men are a little sneer and Charlene well there ain't many females left what do you know what's waiting for us in New Jersey who you know right now okay Michael Jackson in New Jersey will be back to introduce all of these people no they're not waiting Oh who's in Philadelphia the channel and they're getting a call from the president you know Oh in New Jersey yeah oh um we're in New Jersey Oh Oh mr. Mondale no did you just hold up this card right here hold up this damn card in front of everyone what does that say Schwartz are you nuts who the hell is waiting for me anywhere Dana displaying I'm introducing people Charlene Tilton doesn't look like Kevin Dobson he's got me in Philadelphia Atlantic City the guy who's calling who wasn't the vice president anymore but was once and are you Isabel Sanford she's black she ain't Isabel Sanford we're ready with mr. Liberace aah aah Ceyda is he calling me are we ready okay we are absolutely thrilled I can honestly say to you I have never been this excited that whoever I'm about to introduce shows up so please call the number on your screen right now or call 1-800 fight MD that's great Miguel that was terrific Miguel is one of our associate directors behind there isn't that wonderful how good Miguel is speaking since he got his green card we would like to thank the magnetic tape division of the JVC Company of America for their generous contribution of VHS tape stock for MDS ongoing public health education program we're bringing back this man for another guest shot wait a minute you see when I read the card about the tape and JVC and all of that you can't give me the other card which is now what to do senior perform it sounds like he's with that company you know what I say you know what I mean so back it up and let me finish the card about the tape right so we're really delighted to thank JVC company of America for their generous contribution of sending us the VHS tape they sent one damn tape for this whole program you can get it it came on for $9 I'm making an announcement to a hundred million people thanking them for a VHS they sent us but we do appreciate jvc of america there ain't an American and accompany to roll Japanese this JBC that sent us the one VHS cake jvc of america so I want to Frank you all what a beautiful tape you said that we could do this Shawn now it's do sing a talented young man and we think you'll understand this you I don't think we can do it yet because I don't have the words in front of me I don't think we can do it yet so until we get the words in front of me I'll just stall these two Jews felt over camel about five years ago they're on their way okay until they get here we can weaken them hit it and bam they'll be here in a second don't go it's a wonderful song get the hell back in your seats get back in your seats you why should your kidney be any worse than mine yeah what yeah the little girl medley the little girl medley we're eating up trying what is it little girl medley this is a little girl I've been waiting so long little girl this is where you belong just a glance at you meant love from the start oh what a gift you gave to my heart little girl with your cute little ways I am yours for the my days and I Sun will shine sweet Danielle since your Sam's and mine assisting us in escorting talent to and from our studios a very special thanks to chief Helen Rhine to write Rin Decker night our special thanks to chief Helen rindy Dakini who no can come over here come here Scotty come here now look at how they phonetically spend that spell this out for me I want everyone in the audience to help me a very special thanks to chief Helen Rinda step enlightenment hiker now let's do it together folks a very special thanks to chief Helen rivers thick & Wrekin rocker hell god bless you sweetheart thank you for your help and thank all the Navy recruiters we appreciate it you've been tremendous how about a wonderful cheer but all the Navy we're goodies including Helen ringing and escaping on kockenlocker thank you very much welcome back our two we're going straight to Nashville's Upper land by satellite believing that performers should be moved to tears by their own songs a woman whose songs speak for all women and says it couldn't hurt if men listened if men listened to songs that couldn't hurt by women women should know that the difference in music is a diabolical change in their own inertia therefore music in itself yes I would know what the hell I'm talking about are you crazy I just read a card and it came in the wrong place of another card now when they hold the wrong card very often you people don't even realize on national television a man has to fill the time it makes no sense so I'm going to attempt that therefore when we introduce music known by the inside of the individual we try to stray afield while at the same time maintain our own balance music is the heartthrob of your own feelings within based on that credential we see you ahead and hope for the best make sense to me I don't know about you it certainly left the studio okay he first saw these gentlemen form at the annual convention of the spe bsq what we just we saw the gentleman perform at the annual convention of the spec aesthetic who the hell is that where did you see them yeah spe b sqs a does that mean something look at this I gotta see guys drunk is gonna talk to me oh very close fighting for the reservation encouragement a barbershop quartet singing in America they were named international chorus champions for the 4th time now these guys are a little bigger than a quartet there's a hundred and thirty of them which makes a lot of quartets and whoever wrote this will be in Florsheim on Monday we'll have a meeting in the next hour break please I want to find out what Yugoslavian fruitcake wrote this

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Keywords: Jerry, Lewis, Telethon, 1976, 1978, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1990, 1992, 1996, 1997, Blooper, Bloopers, Funny, Comedy, Humanitarian, Fundraising, Humor, Humour, Laughs, LOL, television show

Id: BMX8yA3MAwc

Length: 20min 22sec (1222 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 20 2012