Jeff Goldblum's Secrets To Aging Gracefully - CONAN on TBS

I want to compliment you you come bursting out here and you you are ageless I have been interviewing you since my show began in 1993 this guy does not age you pop out here you're dancing you're filled with energy what is your secret jeff goldblum what do you do I have no secret I have no secret sleep I like sleep I think you're just nodded off almost for a second there I thought you were going to sleep no I went to and dude do a deep reflective place oh you oh I could answer you truthfully no yes and I took a nap today yeah you take it an that you'd like a nice nap I do like a nap if I can get a nap but around here it's very hard a lot of decisions I'm sure I made that up there's really nothing to do here well do you have a do you have a place where you can be comfortable and a sweet sweet spot what do you mean a sweet sweet spot I have a dread I have a dressing room Andy and I have dressing rooms near each other and sometimes if we're done going over all the comedy and there's a little time left if I can get like even 20 minutes that resets the computer sure it does yeah but here's my question like try and take care of myself but I am rotting like a pumpkin in the Sun I am no no no this is all lighting and makeup swear to God and if you see me in real life I look like the Chucky doll it's a horror show you I've seen you in person you look fantastic you must be using creams ointments I use nothing well I use nothing nor do I wear any makeup and I and I don't wear makeup no no credit no makeup and I just wash my face maybe that's the key I mean you look fantastic and no no no it's about this this is yeah it's not girl I think maybe a change of mind I think you could change your mind about that I'll bet you look fantastic I'll bet you're wrong you know what he looks like I'll bet Andy tell him it's like Miss Havisham he's not helping [Laughter] look it up now get out it is you have an olive complexion yeah always kind of you don't need makeup but he and I need makeup because we're like we're like the color of legal paper yeah no way that's true and also I think when you open it when you open a can of spam yeah and you plop it out onto a plate and you put it out in the Sun that's my thigh at the beach you know seriously and and and so you have that great complexion which is why you mean you could be any age right now you could you may be in your late 80s but I will never know that because you look eternally young thank you very much no but I say if I could put one more word in for embracing nature embracing nature and don't mask nature what do you mean don't wear Nikes saying going around naked yeah cuz look may I could let me try to change your mind about your glasses at me he just contemptuously tossed his glasses that there was no contempt you're projecting that entirely ask me how I enjoyed the party last night jack enjoy the party left it was pretty good god I wish I had these glasses yeah what do you mean a don't master nature well I think you're wrong about that you need all this help sorry Oh for God again I think he's away from you I'll have these you gave you gave the child his toy and well I you know you look good to me now you know why your clear glasses wise yeah but but they're blurry so I need that's why I take them off when I want to look at you yeah here keep this closed yo I say let's let's look at this okay this is your skin without makeup yes I say it's good no yes yeah that's first the hand the hand isn't it good I'm done this before [Applause] I have a little prehensile redtail in the back I've got a nice hairy smaller back there take a look up close really check it out oh look at that these are the least professional interviews I ever had apologize I say get your face to look like that and like that wait no you want to look like my ass Noir and beauty anything to your hair hair is what God gave me color wise no look at it it's fantastic but cut color whines oh yeah I'm a dark dark dark hair there's not a gray hair in your head no it's fantastic really fantastic yeah really yeah you wouldn't be contradicted if we happen to see the carpet does it match it it matches the drapes [Applause] this for our viewers my favorite moment of Hajj you know I you know I never knew it was shaved into a heart I apologize to everyone this probably won't air we'll be right back more with Jeff Goldblum [Applause] you

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Length: 6min 2sec (362 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 11 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Kifenstein]

Ernest Borgnine's secret to aging gracefully

[u/ijakinov]

ooo I love Jeff Goldblum, he was fantastic :3 Member, Jurassic Park?

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I feel like the people who run this channel know what we like