Jeff Garcia Found Footage

you okay bro did i throw you off with that introduction [ __ ] or what the [ __ ] latino where you work at [ __ ] los angeles no [ __ ] where do you work did you try to narrow it down and [ __ ] or what [Music] [ __ ] where do you work at it's only an hour dvd [ __ ] children's children's services oh you snag little kids for parents and [ __ ] you're gonna shut the [ __ ] up you don't know you're in the latin house right now [ __ ] [ __ ] what he took what oh that's calling me doing that [ __ ] 30 years 30 years you ever get bit by a little kid liar you don't know you know something i'm gonna call someone ah bastard that your wife right there how long 25 years 25 years damn you got all that locked down hey hey hey hey hey hey what's the [ __ ] there's people a little bit longer married in here than that [ __ ] oh he's feeling all proud 25 what do you work at ma'am what the ancestor's office the ancestor's office ossoa incessor ancestors you look at me like i'm stupid what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] look at that little mexicans too let the [ __ ] that dude hey [ __ ] find out what it is [ __ ] what is that estate appraisal oh okay that's all you had to say a little goddamn dude you gotta be showing off your college up in here and [ __ ] and sister go on baby take his kids take his kids [Applause] what's up [ __ ] you alright oh what's your name bro steve you mexican bro half from the waist down you trying to make jokes [ __ ] everybody thinks they're [ __ ] funny huh paid 20 bucks at the door i'm [ __ ] funny shut up [ __ ] it's my job all right is there a camera on you no what do you work at a warehouse just say which one say i want to go there [Music] you don't even [ __ ] know what do you just show up get in what do you do there you're a supervisor so you go hey poker put that there all right that's cool you don't even know where you were though you don't even know what's in the box as far you know you can work in a [ __ ] drug warehouse you didn't know that [ __ ] please get down get on [ __ ] they got steve you're okay bro i'm just kidding with you [ __ ] what's up bro you're next [ __ ] don't look at me like that where you work at man you ain't got no job what happened you got fired what the [ __ ] happened you're [ __ ] up what happened where'd you used to work what what's the [ __ ] is that [Applause] for the city which one pasadena what'd you do sanitation how do you get fire from the trash man yeah i do [ __ ] that's why i asked oh you punched out the supervisor you're not supposed to do that [ __ ] that's like rule one rule one don't punch the supervisor ah steve nobody punches you huh [Music] supervisor at a warehouse got fired why'd you pop what'd you put your mouth for [ __ ] he was out of line so were you apparently [ __ ] you're out of line you pick up the track dude that's the easiest job in the world [ __ ] you got fire dude you don't even have to get out of the truck anymore they got that arm [Music] what are you complaining bro that's a great and you make like 30 bucks an hour what the hell is your problem bro dude you eat [ __ ] okay that's a great job dude you want a job at the warehouse he's hiring just don't punch me all right i don't know what the [ __ ] we're moving either that's your look [ __ ] is that your wife right there bro yeah did she back you up when you stalked him is she running with her hair space take that dude what do you work at ma'am rite aid hell yeah right hey you guys are open like till nine yeah what if i get sick at 9 15. i'm [ __ ] huh what if i meant like the sanitation department if somebody sucks me call the first aid like they're really going to let me after i get fired and [ __ ] right yeah you have an apron no apron you don't care i'll talk for her [ __ ] all right the hell we do ventriloquist have your hand up her ass laughs [Applause] how you doing you doing all right steve your husband your friend boyfriend co-worker or you work at the warehouse yes but no what does that mean you get there and you stand outside at minister's office administrative services okay what's that you're a secretary okay that's all you gotta say we went through a lot of [ __ ] for that huh the secretary that's me that's all yes huh steve how you doing you doing all right you look worried at some [ __ ] it's painless that's that [ __ ] he made it pain-pow bro don't be stalking somebody probably just kick him or spit on him [ __ ] you you don't gotta hit him whoa no that's how mexicans do it oh yeah bring us all into you huh [ __ ] try and lump us all together you okay where do you work at you you're a college student who pays for college your mom and dad you're [ __ ] white you are huh what's your name what's your name christina guess what i get to go to college let's go is he gonna pay them back you don't have to as mom and dad all right [ __ ] we're mexican they don't pay for [ __ ] for us huh i'm going to college we'll [ __ ] get a job i'm gonna need help we need it right get in [Music]

Channel: JG's Comedy Underground

Views: 54,736

Keywords: Jeffgarcia, Jeff, Garcia, jgscomedyunderground, comedy, latincomedy, mexican, mexicancomedy, standup, latinstandup, lopez, iglesias, esparza, cholofit, cholo, funny, hilarious, laughfactory, comedy store, mexicanstandup

Id: 83xBCitHjxM

Length: 7min 52sec (472 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 26 2020