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for the first time leading personalities from the theater television sport politics and fleet street have gathered for an audience with dame edna everage and among those present for this glittering occasion are joanna lumley ted malt marjorie prus tessa wyatt susie quatro democracy bar jill gascoigne john conte and hazel o'connor and stanley baxter madeleine bell the reverend william badly shirley williams ned showing rule nigel dempster lord longford frank ifield and simon williams and now ladies and gentlemen of barry humphreys conglomerates and london weekend television proudly present the first lady of world theatre melbourne housewife mother and mega star dame edna everedge [Music] [Music] oh foreign [Music] hello listeners i feel like a pee i really do i feel like a sweet pea don't i look gorgeous this little frock's very hot from my son's singer he designed it himself pins and as a matter of fact but it is gorgeous and soft and summery and shift on me no matter what time of the year or in what part of this funny old war-torn world of ours you're living in at the moment i know that a lot of you particularly in the studio audience are wondering what the dickens you're here for tonight and i know that a lot of our listeners or those with vision viewers know that a lot of our viewers are wondering what is their favorite old megastar doing on this little spot on the dial what's that a lovely day men are doing on this channel you're wondering and the reason is very very simple i spend a lot of time being a modern person in meetings i'm always in a meeting when i have people ring i just start at a meeting a little meeting the other day with some of my um what are they called a little um little people little consultants my little marketing people and they came up on some pretty spooky statistics they said to me they said you know you don't just appeal to discriminating and discerning people they muta they said you also appeal to people like london weekend viewers and i thought i must make myself available i must i must heed the statistics of my market research people and that's why i'm here i'm making myself quite simply available and accessible access edna was the name we nearly gave this funny little experimental show because that's very much what it is and you know what other superstar would put themselves on the line like this i mean this modestly but can you think of a single other woman in my position who just come out into a studio with a whole lot of little little mini celebrities studded all over there any little familiar faces and little not so familiar faces and just absolutely subject themselves to relentless interrogation tonight the cameras are going to be poking and probing in little parts of me that have never been poked or broken it's not a risky sort of a thing to do but i don't mind because we australians are like that i happen incidentally to be an australian we are we're an open type of person my life is an open book but there are some little things there are little nooks little crannies of my personality they've never been probed properly and if you should ask a little question tonight because questions is the name of the game the bottom line to use a little phrase i picked up nine is question time and you might just ask a key question here tonight that could unleash goodness me disclosures they're going to be some bombshells there are little things i've been hoarding away and i didn't i thought i'd never be telling them but i've got a feeling i'm going to be tonight i have little almost more things but i don't horrible i feel you know things between me and my gynecologist i'll put it that way [Music] i will uh so i don't think i'm i'm going to be doing all the talking tonight either 99 of it perhaps but no more because i believe there should be a little margin for you darlings there really really should be so without me further ado i think i should just throw it open and as little beck middler says fasten your seatbelts i think it was bet one of those wonderful people sock it to me audience please question times yes damn welcome back darling hello on behalf of all us lucky possums we'd like to know where you've been you mean since since last we saw you oh yes i have been keeping a pretty low profile hello and should we know you what's your name darling simon hello sir of course isn't it awful simon simon d i wondered what happened simon you're a little survivor and so am i you that's my new word survivor everyone's a survivor um simon i have not been thoughting myself of late because i believe in just occasional little exposure such as this i believe in just suddenly appearing don't you think a lot of superstars you see them all the time i've been around mind you flitting in and out little head scarf on in fenwicks and i've been poking around some of the shops and it's weird it gives me a spooky feeling it color it gives me a spooky feeling because people don't recognize me you know they just think i'm an ordinary old funny old superstar who i really am that's where i've been mostly i've been working on some of my little things my other little book book or two and photography i'm into as you know little diane keaton is taking snaps all over the place now linda mccarthy gina lullabridge was the first wasn't she listeners i'll take now because i'm doing a book called the compassionate camera of edna edwards i'm telling you you take pictures of disadvantaged people mainly in fact i was hoping to take a few little pictures of you tonight audience but that will make up a wonderful book because it'll be moving people will say oh you know these are documents they're not just photographs they'll say their documents and statements i'm hoping people will say that of my work so i've been active in so many fields simon this is a fragmentary answer to your question i could go on i hope to for about 55 minutes cleanse oh frank frank i feel you adorable australian a little hand friend uh your ladyship um can i can i call you uh can i call you nothing yes of course that's all right this is informal isn't it we've all heard you sing and we've all been astounded by it and uh i was just wondering two questions in fact uh who taught you to sing and uh whether you got your money back [Music] [Applause] oh frank you were being satirical now you naughty old wicked old possum you are now i am a self-taught artist i haven't had official formal training frank i won many years ago in the 1950s in melbourne where i come from which is a gorgeous little place you'd know it friends i won the lovely mother quest and it was not a singing thing it was just a naturalness it was an award for naturalness and i think i'd still when i say this i hope not without too much conceit i think i could still win it because i'm a natural person i am a very very natural straightforward sort of a person and i don't think i think some people can learn to sing but mine is a totally untrained voice and i know i see you looking at me with disbelief frank but it is the unfair voice the very first time is saying though i mean did you miss the third question i was i was just interested did you sort of make a mega star immediately no i didn't it wasn't instant mega stardom frank again and this brings me back i it happens so so people say to me you know they come up to me in harrods they say oh what's going on they say what's it like to be an overnight success and i say it's not an overnight success i say to them as they pluck at my frock it's something that we do we work on year after year we polish we hone don't we frank but you're still honing at your tower aren't you still polishing and buffing away at that little gym that was given to you so many years ago i see a gorgeous little man here whether he little collar on who was twink tweaking at the sky a minute ago question from you darling yeah your grace um we all know you're one of the world's most marvelous communicators if i ask you to preach what would be your text oh goodness me this is the penalty i suppose for an unrehearsed show i think i should say and i think it would be a silly enough empty hollow kind of a show wouldn't it if there wasn't a little bit of depth so kindly if i may say so introduced by a little person of the cloth there [Music] hi i've got a little text i don't know what part of the bible is from but i think it's something like translated from the greek i think i think it's oh lord when i get to the end of my tether i hope you're at the other end don't know where to associate you with russell the bbc or london weekend but you're hopping about aren't you little a little bit of a maverick but you're keeping your foot in both camps which i think is over here he is and you know one of my first appearances in television in britain was on russell's show and he's got a lovely way with a lot of people don't get the point of you but i do i do because it's funny just not getting the point of people don't you think not getting the point of people you know it's there's no two ways about it there's plenty of people who don't get the point of me not plenty hardly any is an occupation luckily isn't it people you don't care for particularly generally speaking don't give much i don't care much for you either i think that's one of the funny little things that helps us get by in this silly old world about they'll edit that little bit out because it's a little too philosophical [Music] yes the fat man i know that's face of yours too don't i i'm always i don't know uh i'm always looking for a more exciting alternative to the wheat oats and barley and i'm fascinated how you've stimulated the interest in gladioli i'm wondering now i'm thinking of growing a few acres if by the time they come to fruition they'll be completely vulgarized [Music] [Applause] oh darling i don't think so do you know i've had letters from people saying florists saying that people have stopped buying gladys and standing in the hospitals because that because i have them in my wonderful shows they're inclined to think there's something wrong with them isn't that a funny way of thinking it really is isn't it and so i suppose that's what you mean by vulgarized that they've become a bit too puppet i popularized an entire bloom that was practically unknown it is an australian wildfire they grow honestly they do they grow like weeds you know when i have to go down to get my lettuce we have in australia litter boxes at the end of our little front we have beautiful we don't have a hazard all joined together to stop them falling over [Music] we have lovely front gardens with fish with lovely paths and at the end of the park there's a little continent i can see him over there you adorable tinted person i've never seen him with his clothes on go down to the front gate and i've got a letterbox in the form of a koala bear with a slit in it [Music] and i'll look to see if there's any male little offers and counter offers you know little london what's name television all these people clamoring arts council begging me to take over this and that and um i have to cut i have to hack my way through a forest of gladies i do because overnight overnight they grow up it's i feel like what is the sleeping beauty surrounded by these things i don't know how you'd grow them you probably got green thumbs or whatever i thought there's a secret language which i don't know about well there is i think you've got to love a flower listen you've got to if anything's going to grow then you're going to prosper i think even a little relationship with an audience i think there's got to be the feeling of a certain amount of warmth and niceness about it don't you i think niceness is the bottom line it is it's the name of the game isn't it your grace i think it is i really do i think it is and flowers feel it i know that i've seen glads giving me a funny old-fashioned look when i when i've not been in the mood for them i'm not always in look i've got alternative flowers here i never thought that would happen trust london weekend to get it a bit wrong incidentally don't you love this set viewers apparently it's based on mussolini's lounge room i believe [Music] looking at this chair which is out there because my son really introduced art deco my son kenny but i don't think this is the real thing i think this could be art i think it could be i think i think it might have been made in italy and you know i was up i went down to pompeii which is fascinating and i had a look i've never been to pompeii and you know as you know the dog mount edna my namesake exploded [Music] and when it exploded all the pumice stones buried all those people it was a bit pompe was the london of its time you know apparently it was and when i was looking around it was you know you saw these people lying around in a state of total inertia and the comparison was absolutely uncanny the people were just sort of lying in parallel because they were mummies practically and what they did the archaeologists used to come when they were looking for a bit of pumice rub off the ciggy stains and my think honestly they would in pompa just been there fresh in the mind they'd dig and they'd find these poor little old pompeians lying around and they'd put a little hole in their heads and fill them up with plaster of paris and they turned like mad into sword's only only realistic and it occurs to me wouldn't it be a spooky oh isn't it a horrible thing to say but wouldn't it be ghastly if hamster exploded or whatever is the nearest volcano over here i think i think it is mount hamster it is an extinct but it's thought to be extinct but i think it's dormant it blew up the pumice stones came over here and we were all buried and centuries millions of years later people dug us all up they wonder what the dickens we were doing they would say you were there they'd say what all that must be a religious service so these people are worshiping a goddess [Applause] they wouldn't be too far from the truth either would they don't know how i got onto that subject hazel uh have you ever fallen foul of this business i stripping for fame or the casting catch should be for fame well look i have been approached a person did approach me a person who runs i'm not going to say it is a place in soho [Music] it's well it's supposed to be quite you know in a rather sort of high class type of a place and he did ask me to be an attraction there and i said paul no i said i said i said i have a mind i have a body and i try to keep them as far apart as possible amen but following on from your last question it's quite obvious to all of us that you're in amazing physical shape i'd just like to know how it is that you manage i mean do you do you play ping pong or do you play tennis or what do you do wind surf i do i love wind surfing and i can do it in the dorchester all i do is stand there in a negligee and turn on the hair dryer i do you can get the illusion of it depending i mean you can put the hairdryer more or less wherever you like believe me ladies as i said it is absolutely i mean it beats standing on your head in the ladies room so i hate those things you've got to nudge with your elbow don't you mind you i think they're better than towels i think they're better than those yucky old roller towels don't you don't you hate it when you have to go into the bathroom as the americans call it and don't you hate it when you have to pop in there and there's a towel one of those roller machines lord long but you've probably got them in the house of lords and you go in there and it's a horrible squidged up thing all black and you'd white don't want to use it you go after your hands dripping and setting someone immediately wants to shake your hand or something you've just come out of there and they wonder what the dickens it is i prefer the little rush of hot air but i'm a windsurfer and i you know it's within my health comes from i don't have time for actual a bit of jogging jackie kennedy and i used to do a lot of jogging but i introduced to do that but that's about all i've got a bicycle in my little bathroom and i do a little bit of that but i've neglected it slightly over late let's have a commercial break [Applause] i've just been informed that the ratings are soaring for the show and everyone in the united kingdom without exception is watching at the moment isn't this amazing aren't you lucky to be here that's cunning now this is an ednathon isn't it you might call it another telephone sharing my experience hope and strength with the public oh morgan i've been given so much in this life the least i can do is to give a little bit away to keep it that's my motto that's what i'd say if i had a little sermon to give and i think i'm going to think i'm going to be asked too by a little sky pilot sitting in the audience yes i wonder if you ever thought of going to politics and raising the whole tone of public life [Music] [Applause] well as you know you've got the iron lady in power in england at the moment i'm not the i'm more or less the aluminium lady or the formica lady perhaps because though i'm tough i'm a little bit of softness about me and i think i'm a bit too soft a little bit too caring i think a little bit too soft a little bit too caring to go into that hard old world of politics in my job you see i have to be aloof from politics so many people muddle themselves on me i see women in the street it's almost like i think what's the mirror doing there not always women either shall we say it's members of the human race modeling themselves some of them pitifully sick modeling themselves on me it is they like clones that's a bottom line that's the bottom line of it clones they are and so because people follow me so scrupulously i have to keep as far as i can detached from the political life of britain i'm a bit like margaret thatcher in that respect [Applause] but i'd be called in for an emergency i would i'd be a bit like a sort of a kissinger figure in the background and people would say ah better edna was behind that bit of legislation yes squirrel oh lord bath yes darling demena as you may remember about two years ago we visited that wonderful country australia and had the privilege of seeing you in your show i was just felt though however that how could i put it that members of the aristocracy and stately homes were rather still on the ground my home everedge hall is a stately home and you know how often does this happen that a living person has their home turned into a showplace into a shrine this is uncanny it's giving me little goose pimples as a matter of fact if you're getting a bit sharp i could ladder my froth on them you know my home is it's not of the size of yours i haven't got the old little vintage cars and lions and tigers darling but it is well there's an old oldsmobile in the garage as a matter of fact but it's on blocks yes indeed you are by the looks of them we keep a little wing well spare bedroom which is more or less a wing just in case you know my husband ever gets well and wants to go back there but um yes don't you think that um your continued absence from your husband norm's bedside hospital bedside may i had is uh a threat to your own marriage you know when i said i wanted any question you cared to ask me i was hoping that the subject of norm wasn't going to crop up because things are not as they have been with my husband and this is a funny little spooky bit of the show that's coming up now because my husband has been in touch with legal people and there's a silly little document that's been served on me about desertion now i think this is tragic but the average marriage is on the rocks and i never thought i'd say that giving that man everything a silicon chip prostate he has a pump money and a pump money into that man that drip even his bedside into his saline drippers from aspirins i've done everything i can condom the top medical people have been prodding away at him for years and you know he's a lot more mobile and he has made out to me of course i put him on the telex machine he can contact me anytime he likes well he can't actually but i can contact him i'm in touch with the sister and that's i'm afraid what probably the main trouble is because my husband has fallen into the hands of an unscrupulous woman and i can say this now because i know he hasn't got the telling his present condition nurse film a young husband is his the person who's mainly in charge of the things that happened to my husband at the moment and she is working on old norm and she's been working on his mind he's a tool in her hands i can tell you that russell has a villager night at blanket bath time she works on that man she's been poisoning his mind against me and she's been making him write a book and i hope something i hope we can repair this terrible riff because i'm not particularly in the present state because i'm expecting a menopause baby i i have to elaborate that because i don't want you looking at my figure it's not going to happen that way i was in the states and i realized this got some sort of a bank a celebrity sperm bank you can go to horrible thought but it's true and you could go there you could have a nobel prize winner's kitty or indeed you could have warren beatties kidding minds you everyone's had that however you could the fact of the matter is that i was toying with the idea of having this little creature you know and i thought it can all be done scientifically you don't have to change my frocks or anything like that it's all happening in the laboratories and there's enough thrusters into my hand and there'll be a little bit of publicity i'll be popping up a little nigel's column hello darling just sort of a nigel then so let's hope all this works out but i do object to something that appeared in one of your columns recently about me and my hairdresser on the costas miralda i feel i should say this because i've always liked you i know your little fellow australian you've worked on scheme to get a few little connections over here [Music] however i saw something i mean this could have upset norm terribly if it had got to him because i have a hairdresser called his name is samson as a matter of fact they're in the salon they call him delilah he gives me a little massage hazel you know he gives me a little work over a little scapulae he works on with his little fingers he's got a wonderful sort of boiled shirt open to the navel a little med medallion around his neck he's darling a bit of a lesson looking type and he was a friend of my son kenny as a matter of fact introduce me and we travel around together and he's a great comfort to me he's tremendously he's a chiropodist as well you know if he's not working on one end of me he's working on the other and you had to bring that that up and you said such poisonous things i was very very disappointed i thought a perth boy too darling yes little boy there do you watch dallas watches me [Applause] hello ruffle party you you throw uh damn edna you've thrown me into some confusion by the use of the word uh menopause and the menopause baby because when you were first on writing no i shocked a lot of people yes but when you were first on my show i nobody knew who you were you did sort of perspire you did you were at that time i think in your country called going around catherine's corner and uh you were sort of glowing a lot at that time and i thought you probably were suffering at that time i wonder if you'd like to take this opportunity of thanking me for the kind of help it's no show without punches at russell harvey i heard you complaining in the paper the other day that london weekend hadn't given you a farewell present into gratitude in a big way aren't you darling you expect thanks for everything well i did thank him didn't i viewers i did thank him i did say thank you to you russell for doing that little show you probably were so busy thinking of your question you didn't even hear me i don't know about those references to something that happens to we women folk did you think that was tasteful i didn't i mean i think there are ways of talking about our processes and our drives and our juices and their own ways you don't i'm sorry am i old-fashioned i think i might lord longsword well uh would you agree we also take a much tougher line with pornography [Applause] well i have so little to do with it lord longford some of it i must admit is a bit tame and could be a bit tougher [Applause] i say there's this macho thing that i've got into now you know my little hairdresser has introduced me to a way of life i never thought was possible if ever you want a trim i'll send him around here [Music] in australia of course we don't have a problem with it because we don't it's not there people don't even know about it they don't need it i've got the kangaroos they have dame nature all the time you know just in their backyards they just look out the window and they can you know they're free to see it it's very difficult to censor that type of thing [Music] yes a pretty little less hello darling aren't you pretty as a picture thank you oh i love your little karate chopsticks dame edna i believe one of your sons is married how do you get on with your daughter-in-law i don't i don't i should say this and i don't mean this uncharitably your grace joy lean lives in england she lives in a park which viewers probably watching this in germany or in japan don't know what i'm talking about but we're in a space capture let's go to a time capsule people aren't going to know what dickens we're talking about they'll know me they know who i am from old coins and things my daughter-in-law joining lives of sabbatical traffic now she thinks it's fashionable it's pitiful really [Music] she's waiting for it to become fashionable an old woman i think before that ever happens she's into a thing called high tech have you ever heard of that high tech is when you leave all your conduits exposed she's got an old manhole cover as a butter dish isn't it [Music] she does she has a breakfast off a bit of galvanized iron you know those things outside skyscrapers which painters travel up and down on as you pull out the staircase and you go up and down on that someone pulls a chain and they all wear crash helmets it's called high-tech it's pitiful honestly give me old art deco any day of the week but uh she's there with a little hitachi that's what they call a little hibashi like a barbecue and on a little patio the smell of those t-bones wafting over the underprivileged fences of clapping and you know she's so superior with me that girl it's of course i suppose it's difficult marrying a superstar's son i don't want to say too much more about julian because she might be watching and she does try she makes a pitiful effort to please me a lot of people like her a lot of people think she's quite attractive i just can't see it that's right one more question before a little commercial break dame edna you're one of the greatest if not the greatest writer of the 20th century would you like to reveal to us what your favorite bedside reading is well i love the novels of melvin bragg i really do [Music] i see melvin here who's come from cumbria it's a little island off the coast mervin has written 12 books has anyone here read any of them oh we'll never catch up will we [Applause] hello viewers hello listeners too this is dame edna everett for station identification this is not so much a show to use an old ned sharing expression not so much to show but a time capsule this is going to go into the archives that's going to be looked at in millions of years time it's an interesting thing it's part of technology creeping into my life there's a little man nodding there nodding off i think [Music] came in in the early 60s when you played the establishment with an audience of about seven and only one dress were times very hard for you then you've got a memory like an elephant haven't you you know many years ago there was this little place called the establishment in london it was what was a little cubbyhole wasn't it designed by sean kinney it was a long narrow thing you thought it was the passage to something but that was it goodness me what a passage to success it was wasn't it because little ned sharon struggled along there from many many moons before he became the ubiquitous figure he is today and david frost of course started off there and you know it was one of my first little starting places as you first said and how right you are ned but my following was pitifully small have you still got the dress i've still got the frock as i prefer to call it frock is australian for dress and i've still got it and i'll you know as a matter of fact the victorian albert museum viewers have asked for a lot of my old cossies and they're going to have a beautiful section showing fashions australian women's fashions through the ages as exemplified by my gorgeous fox ned and so just as well i didn't give them to you as you once requested i didn't forget much either ned [Music] and now a question from a very adorable woman margery proves hello darling tell me you must have a lot of problems in your life would you like to talk to me about them well i have problems i've talked about a few i've talked about the little heartbreak with norm and it is a heartbreak and i wasn't going to discuss it but i just thought i'd let it all hang out march yeah i have written to you do you know that i have to get here you've had a number of illnesses i'm one better you remember the ones about the hysterectomy they ruled from me [Music] most of my little queers you said i think you'd better speak to your medical advisor about it they're mainly your answers to me but there are questions about human relationships too margie and you know you've got a sense of responsibility i can tell that when i read you and haven't you got your imitators who hasn't it so far unfortunately on this network i believe people do me at parties did you know that you think they'd let me know at least can you imagine girls being done at parties and not even being there i'm just very physical i'm a very sensious person very very sensuous and i have these feelings and i've very been deprived of a good deal of the physical side of marriage for a long time i have wombats never told you that hashing but i have and i've missed darling old norm and he's been there being consoled by this little puzzy this little type now when i seek a little bit consolation under the blower of a delightful hairdresser hillary's in little niger's poison pen i column think it's fair anyway marjorie i'm very pleased and you you are the acceptable face you are of journalism may i say that and you're so much sweeter than your photographs you really are [Applause] i've got of her she's gray and black and with little spots all over but you've got lovely tonings when i see you in the flesh and of course you've got the face furniture margery proof likes the glasses viewers she does face furniture i call it and you know i do i think the eyes are the window of the soul and i think the glasses of the venetians i think they are i like the venetians i frame i frame my eyes i do i've got so many different pairs you will favor the one style don't you march let's have a little spectacle swapping session shall we we can make a little spectacle of ourselves after the thing apart from your menopausal baby are there any other ambitions you still wish to fulfill please remember that this is hypothetical this little kitty i'm just toying with it i'm thinking about it please is there anything else ambitions yes i've got an ambition does this sound a little bit artichoke i'd like to be discovered by bernard levine [Music] do you know anyone here know bernard levine or heard of it he's very good he's another type right and he taps away and he's really got the gift of words he's a wordsmith viewers and he keeps he opens our eyes to things like mala chopin and dickens he's discovered he makes these wonderful discoveries it opens our eyes to wonderful new experiences how thankful we must be think of those people who must have the rights to dickens books thinking what a relief this little bernard levine or all those shops think we've got this terrible look there's teddy slow movers these wagner and mahler records how we're going to sell them suddenly in the paper appears a little article but thank goodness and then the demand starts i would of course what's he going to discover next that's what i want to know max wall the beatles probably [Music] of this little tawny creature what's your name ruler what ruler ruler i owe you from one of the shows don't i crossroads hello hello hello you are adorable too with a little hint is it a polish in you that's very cool i'd love to have a bit of pole in me tell me this darling it's the matter with these people i was just wondering day madness i'm looking at you wondering gorgeous no surprise you lord long for to hear that [Music] i was just wondering as you're so obviously a leader in the fashion world what your predictions are for the 80s my predictions for the 80s in the fashion field were my son kenny designs most of my clothes and as i say this is hot office singer [Music] this little sweet pea look that i introduced at the beginning of this show that you've been feasting your eyes on and i introduced the denim look i introduced the tennis the sporty look ruler and i love that what's that a son of a oh it's a twin brillo pen what is it a twenty six twenties flapper it's beautiful as a scratchy room i don't know my husband causing my chain mail he calls it does he what an adorable sense of humor i think the family that laughs together stays together i think so i must say whenever i say norm i burst out love [Music] i think we'll be together don't you don't you [Music] yes final question could i ask you a question about australian sportsmen because you must know so many over the years of the the great australian sportsman why are they success so successful and so prominent what's their secret i think it's the food the open air life the juicy steaks the diet the sunshine and the total absence of any kind of intellectual distraction this was me please please that was me being a bit satirical i didn't mean that okay you know it too don't you rule olenska an adorable little pole if ever i saw one mention my clothes i'm a style setter i've got a frock back there have you got a second if i slip into it can i can i slip into my back in a minute [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] wasn't that a quick change ruler isn't it gorgeous this is going to be the look you're going to see women just like this it's hard to believe that you are i don't know how it all started goodness knows i suppose i had a little phone call little bow derek practically an unknown i get the calls little street little merrell rings me up street is not a it's a funny name when you think of a street isn't it street you can you imagine your gynecologist saying i'm afraid it's streep but it sounds a bit like a funny thing that could go wrong with you not with you russell but with some of us little bow rang me up and she said one of these days and i should i said i'm sorry i just can't play should she remind me a little costa smirl the meeting of some kind and she said i'm doing a show with a dwarf she said i can't think what to wear so i had a few ideas a sort of ethnic sort of a thing and i came up with this kind of look you know i call it my fringe benefits as a matter of fact however that's the look and uh i thought you'd like to see it i um i'd like to conclude by saying something and i don't want this to seem silly and sentimental but i'd like to say that if any of you have thought that this is a kind of one one-woman virtuoso thing it isn't and so i want to say something about that in my own little way and i think i'm going to say it musically with the aid of this adorable ethnic-looking person sitting here it's little lorry holloway ladies and gentlemen at the keyboard thank you darling [Music] a cheering crowd at my stage door an audience crying out for more that's what my public means to me [Music] the loyal fans who queue for ours the cards the telegrams and the flowers [Music] that's what my public means to me you need to have a pretty humble attitude when you see little faces looking up grotesque [Music] but from tiny tots to grannies i love all your nooks and crannies that's what my public means to me the queen's birthday on us list this lovely cartier on my wrist that's what my public means to me a limousine a stable coat the lump that's rising in my throat that's what my republic means to me superstars may come and go but there's [Music] to think there's people in this room who wish they'd sprung out of my womb that's what my public means to me [Music] the day that these on the wall the royal visitors who [Music] i you're my shelter from the storm you're as precious [Music] my [Music] [Music] [Applause] this is an encore now the time has come to pout there's an ache inside my heart that's what my public do to me though [Music] i can feel my eyelids moistened because i know that my public still stays true but i know i'm home when i see all those [Music] yes [Music] come on come on [Applause] thank you [Music] come on [Applause] um [Music] [Applause] permit me to introduce myself to you good people if i may my name is liz patterson and i am going to be the australian cultural attache to the quarters and james i also have the rare distinction of being the first official failure of the betty ford foundation the last two weeks i've been in the lapper luxury in the old bff as we inmates are inclined to call it but 10 minutes after i was discharged i was in the local rubbery as full as a pommy complaint box and that's chock-a-block no worries but i felt no pain i'm enjoying every minute of it good luck to you betty and all at the vff and you can't win them all darling anyway we've got a star-studded audience tonight here's to the celebs in the audience and the odd palmy politico too and you'd have to be pretty odd to be upon politicians ladies and gentlemen i'm not going to hang around up here like a fart in a phone box sit down and shut up i'm going to sit down and shut up and i'm going to take the cotton wool out of my ears i'm going to stuff it in my mouth no worries because because i want to introduce you people to a little lady who's done a good deal more than liz patterson to put australia on the map to drag ours into the into the mid 80s kicking and screaming we've really come a long way and we're in the big league now we got a lot we've got political corruption we've got organized crimes and we're investing big bickies i can tell you to encourage uh world-class football hooliganism mcdonald's aids and random transvestitism anyway ladies and gentlemen the future looks rosy and every man woman and child in australia is looking forward to terrorism racial violence and cable television how about that but now it's my duty to introduce a lady who who's australia how does it there i go again i'm sorry ladies and gentlemen i'm breaking down but i wouldn't be a red-blooded australian statesman elder statesman if i if i didn't shed the odd droplet please forgive me i'm pretty big in the waterworks department and uh my little my little girl friday my uh research assistant the other night after five galliano she said to me she said les she said you've got the biggest like crime or duct i've ever covered are you with me yeah i'm an old softie not that the women have noticed but uh ladies and gentlemen without any further ado and with the best yet to come i'd like you to put your hands together for the melbourne mother mega star and millionaires yes it's the caring and sharing dying midnight average let's [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Applause] so [Music] [Applause] oh hello possums and what a lovely one what a lovely moving welcome that was to me i mustn't get too emotional like that unsavory creature who just introduced me must i i've got to keep my cool tonight because it's an event it's another event a few years ago many moons again now i allowed myself to be probed by a celebrity audience in these london weekend studios i said anything goes i let it all hang out and of course that's now television history isn't it it's become a little classic little people made pirate videos of it it's being used in schools all that kind of thing and i'm in the hot seat again tonight london weekend i know tried that little experiment with a few other so-called celebrities and friends frankly i mean this in a nice way the magic didn't work it didn't i'm not gonna name names i don't need to do i darlings but tonight of course it's going to work again because this is what's called peer group therapy isn't it with my peer group well you're all sitting there peering at me and that's my definition of a peer group and we've got little celebrities here tonight of course they mightn't be celebrities everywhere i mean this nicely but if this show goes up by a satellite say to venezuela or newfoundland or even tasmania those of you who deem yourself to be celebrities will mean absolutely nothing but then i mean the chances are i'll be the only person they recognize america well there are several categories of celeb aren't they there are sort of what i call i am celebrities and fm celebrities you know some of their little beams don't always travel as far as they might but that doesn't matter doesn't it because we all enjoy ourselves of course there are some people here that i won't recognize i'm sorry i i'll try to i'll pretend i recognize it the chances are i won't know you're from adam though i might and there are some people here too who you might recognize they could be my heavies they could be because naturally i mean i have little security problems and the audience is bristling with a few little heavies of mine my little minders i don't mean this in a sort of awful way but i hope you enjoy yourselves if you if you don't appear to enjoy yourselves because they can take the law into their own hands you could find yourself at the bottom of sydney harbour if you don't mind you you probably wouldn't reach the bottom you'd be eaten by a shark first but uh a lot of people have urged me to go up market a bit you know i i had a reputation for being a comedian for quite oh look at me being a bit of mod why didn't you tell me i had a bit of a reputation for being a comedian not really people said to me david why do you always have to be funny why can't you be like other australian comedians and i've thought [Applause] feeling so relaxed and really a lovely warm mood i'm in one of my gorgeous moods i don't as i say need to do it because i'm not really a professional i don't need to tell you this i was born with a precious gift in melbourne i'm an australian incidentally i was born in melbourne with a priceless gift and they nature must have stooped over my little bassinet and gave me this gift it was the ability the priceless ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others that keeps me cheerful 24 hours a day i'm going to now throw it open i've been chatting twice as long as i should have because this is a sharing evening this is where we share isn't it and so i'm going to use a very very wonderful expression of the 1980s now i'm going to say sock it to me possums look at them yes you it's dame curie you gorgeous thing and can i say to you this my little kiwi my precious little golden voiced one can i say this to you before you ask me your little probing question that i put you up for that little day the powers that be who'll be watching this by the way and they'll be so grateful for my discretion but they said to me who else but you is there any other antipodean songbird and i said there's little kyrie there is goodness we're proud of you darling what's your question thank you very much i wondered if you were ever at all interested in maybe opera or operetta and uh what do you think about the merry wood would it suit you [Music] will it almost would cure unfortunately i mean fortunately my husband is still with us here beautifully enough i'm wearing norm's watch i am this is norma's watch and i think i must be probably the only woman in the world who wears a husband's watch while he's still alive isn't that wonderful but opera oh yes i'm into that i of course the operas i love are the ones you're in kyrie and i'm not just saying that well yes in fact i am can't tell a fib can i have to be directly direct type of a woman too direct sometimes you know i'm going to come out with a few things tonight that might even give offense i'm sorry if i do or wouldn't i mean it i'll mean it nice if i insult you i'll i'll do it nicely i promise you and you you'll in a way you'll forgive me afterwards curie i love the opera and there are parts in the theater too that i'd like to do i am in a way an actress i've been accepted by the theater but i don't know i'm basically i think an amateur i'm just a person i'm a sort of phenomenon i suppose you'd say funny me that i can actually speak of myself in an objective way that constantly establishes me yes little oh hello clive how are you one of my fellow australians a little protege of mine too if i may say though thanks very much edna i wonder if i could uh what if i could ask an intimate question about uh you and your husband norm uh we know that you and he have always been you know you and he have always been deeply in love and that he's been a solid pillar of fidelity to you and you to him over the years and indeed the decades but i wonder [Music] [Applause] but i wonder if your eyes ever strayed i wonder if you've ever been attracted to other men the norm and i wonder what attracts you in other men what sort of men are you uh attracted to i am attracted to other men clive you've asked me a direct question and i'm answering you very very directly on the media in front of all these people yeah i'm a woman i have drives and i have juices as i've mentioned and my husband has been has not been a well person for many many years oh most amusing let me know when your loved ones are in intensive care i'll come along and have a good old chocolate view but i i do i rather like shortish men i do clive i do i mean in a way you can't get enough of them can you i like men i can look down on like i like little roman polanski you did an interview with him he's a little precious little thing isn't he any spooky little way lord snowden he's gorgeous too he's a diminished statue of course little charles aznavour could dance in the old-fashioned way with me anytime he like i love little charles sometimes dream about him as a matter of fact but norm you know i have to tell you i i felt a little while ago that i hadn't made enough sacrifices somehow because i've been given so much what have i given i often think that's why i'm here for heaven's sake but i thought what have i given for the conservation of energy for example i thought i've given nothing i've done nothing to conserve energy and then it hit me i thought there's one thing i can do i can have norm taken off his life support system it was a big decision it was a big decision but i did it i did it gladly i did it in a way gratefully the spooky thing that happened after that was that he came good now he made a miracle recovery he'd been using that as a crutch if you don't mind me using that he did and he's he's now getting around the hosie on a frame and there's talk there is talk of him coming home now this is a big shock it's a big adjustment that i have to make because he's asked for his clothes and of course i well i gave them to the salvation army [Music] these golf clubs have been all my daughter nora has turned them into a mandola she's melted he's made a contemporary sculpture of them his masonic trail i wouldn't know where it was he's going to leave so many he wants me to be you know his chattel again he wants to manage me he wants to get rid of barry humphries is my manager there's another problem of course norma's wanted to handle me for years clark but i never thought he was well enough and i don't think he is now but there it isn't life funny these little changes you know how it happened to you just when you practically written someone off yes darling you at the back in the black first of all well you've been talking about norm damage and i have been worried quite a lot about him it does seem to me that you have perhaps been just a little indulging yourself you know superstaring around the world while he was there sort of prostrate with his prostate down under i mean don't you think you should have been by his side well i was there as often as i could why do you think i haven't been on the media much lately you've only ever seen me i've been there in my track suit sitting there looking at my watch i have darling there's a limit to what you can do i've tried to amuse him but you can't really over entertain an institutionalized loved one i must tell you what we gave you on for christmas i had his bedside drip re-chromed they put holly all the way up the tube and they filled it with brandy butter too apparently that doesn't do them anyhow also tell you because there would be people even celebrities with institutionalized loved ones and what do you do what jokes do you play them on april fools dana it is a problem isn't it because you want to amuse them and you don't want to necessarily finish them off son i'll tell you what joke we played on norm claire am i right claire we uh it's a glovely trick and you could play it on your loved ones we pretended to him we pretended to him that he was going to be discharged from the hospital [Music] the sister packed his suitcase [Laughter] in his private room so he could see he could watch her doing it in the mirror above his page-turning machine they got him into the dressing gown the one we thought he'd never wear carrying they say apparently they can put the pins back in it anyway they got him clear they got him down to the front steps of the hossie about three quarters of an hour later and there was the ambulance ticking over and just as norm practically fell into the ambulance oh his and all the doctors and nurses lend out the hospital windows today i only wish that norm could have laughed at that as well but i'm accountable i this the new word isn't just arthur hello darling and i love your book arthur marshall i do i really there's a laugh at every line darling your good news a lot of people who are good news and you're definitely very high on my list of good news people ask me i'm sure there's something bubbling up in your mind that you want to ask me dear i wanted to ask your mastery of words is so extraordinary and we all admire it so greatly are you yourself a great bookworm i am arthur i do i love well even as a youngster when i was a very young girl and i first started to grow hair i could sit on you know i was celebrate the audience please i was always i was always under the bed clothes with a torch and one day our family doctor suggested i give that up and take up reading i've never i've never looked back or up i have and i love i've got my nose into something pretty interesting most of the time little barrel barrel bainbridge's latest is pretty good too i adore that but um all kinds of literature i like and two little your little magazine private eye which has been pretty kind to me richard if i may say so i've never had occasion to sue you i must be one of the few but there it is i don't think you'd take me on i don't think even richard would take me on because i'd be a formidable foe wouldn't i darling but keep up the good work with those little fingers have they commissioned a sequel yet arthur no but you could name your figure now couldn't you and you had all those years of obscurity [Music] and there you are sitting next to the adorable margaret duchess of my god hello margaret how are you darling lovely to see you looking gorgeous of course i love the little frock too it's beautiful it's lovely you're very fortunate the woman who lent it to you was your size 6 please yes style you gorgeous creature aren't you your beauty is a secret well i mean you're looking at it darling you are i hope it's not too much of a secret i'm very very lucky with my looks i'm not a classic beauty i'm not i'm sorry but i'm not many have said sir but i'm not i do pay for myself though i use some of our precious marsupials our australian marsupials some of their little emanations and their lovely secretions it's very difficult i'm afraid to get one bad milk at fought from a knife it is but whenever i can i rub it into my little nooks and crannies and surprises but i'm lucky i'm lucky with my skin i've got beautiful can you can feel it after the show if you want to and viewers too i pity you won't be able to touch me a lot of people do want to i should say now i know this is an answer to a question but i'm perhaps anticipating it i am not a healer i'm not i haven't those powers i've got powers i don't think you'd be here would you let's face it you wouldn't be here drinking in my words if i didn't have spooky old powers would you but i can't heal i cannot heal though i must say after the last show i did here they found a battered crutch under one of the seats the cleaners did so someone must have walked home laughing it couldn't surprise me in the least if there weren't a few other crutches going begging here tonight [Music] i'm almost certain there are look at edna really laughing at me hi darling isn't it my little namesake you know you've done such a lot too not just for your mother's little husband there but you've done a lot in your own right for people and things and yet i suppose if the honours list came along would you accept a dime hood do you think that would you he's me asking you a question you'd be damn edna the second what lovely and dennis look please before i forget it i've got this camera i can't get the film out of this dennis the camera watching this you're a bit of a photography buff could you get it out after it in a dark room ah i should join me in the darkroom i will of course if you don't mind wonderful music together could i ask you a question yes certainly is it without notice it is actually i mean you've shown such delicacy sensitivity and refinement this evening i understand your loyalty to norm but have you never thought of making music with leslie patterson [Laughter] i think i'm going to have to think about that don't you no i haven't dennis of course not what a facetious thing to say i think he's not at all typical of australia and he lets down the side very badly indeed dennis and i think you're giving him unnecessary publicity your comments then will be flashed around the world probably on one of the very few occasions they will be [Applause] [Music] [Applause] we've been worried about you i love that little new neo-beefnik look don't you well here we are again after a little commercial break and of course for those of you who have just tuned in it's day med and beverage housewife service our mother megastar in millionaires doing a bit of caring and sharing with us a so-called celebrity audience hello darling you are gorgeous you're not a token person [Music] what i'm doing is preempting the cynics he'll say oh damien had a few little coke and tinteds in the audience they say that sort of yucky thing your media folk you know what scarolistical things they say and we know you're not though i have got the odd token caucasian no names no pectoral yes darling i love the way you've just hurled that thing across your neck i'm learning from you i love you little bit of the ice blue you were wearing too aren't you [Music] spit it out [Laughter] with a lady such as you are i would say what like what you are if i was in birmingham but i'm in london do you ever him do you ever get the time and ladies so busy a dame to cook do you get the chance to call oh very little i know you're a culinary expert aren't you darling i've seen those little fingers rummaging and all sorts of things i don't cook much it's sad my domestic life has receded a bit heaven's above i've got the drives and juices of a housewife that's um i am i'm basically that i'm not even a member of actors equity i shouldn't say that because this crew will probably walk out won't you though because you adore me no i am like i am adored i can say that and it doesn't sound creepy does it isn't that funny the reason is it's true but i don't get much of a chance i run up little snacks and things for myself i'm into croissants croissants they're the latest thing you know they're a little french invention of course but there's a very late little margo hemingway looking at me look at your face as a picture darling and i'm sure i'm sure our little grandfathers would have got on pretty well together as a matter of fact old grandpa ever reached like a bit of fishing anyway the stoppage gerald he would have adored if he'd ever heard of him people i'm into them but uh to return to your rather commonplace little question though scratch on all kinds of things did you know they're in they're the latest not even much they haven't come to birmingham yet you can put anything in them i like kiwi fruit and vegemite croissant i don't like it as a matter of fact it's absolutely vile darling but no one's ever had one before and i think a little first sometimes it's amazing what people choke down if they've never tried it think about that for a moment [Laughter] yes oh that little gentleman next to margaret yes you were well i was going to ask about your mother how is she oh my mother she's a marvel my mother as you possibly know is in a maximum security twilight home she's in the only twilight home in the southern hemisphere with an electric fence pocket and she sits there she does dennis she sits there in a wheelchair throwing tupperware at the wire the sparks fly people drive for miles to see it it's like satellites and things it is and oh it's absolutely beautiful they as a matter of fact they've they've put my mother on a retainer and they've earthed her chair she's she brought business to the home that's what i call caring on an institutional level but she is a wonder she's been trying to tunnel out lately she has a bit sad since she's on the third floor but she's been reading those cold it's books and things of that kind she's wonderful thank you so much indeed for us for asking about my mother because i'm very very fortunate and she's a marvelous person you know when she has moments of lucidity yes damn edna we noticed that uh around your neck we you have um what we know in england as the the insignia of the campaign for nuclear disarmament does it have the same significance in australia oh yes it does darling i wasn't sure what this at all bauble was as a matter of fact i'm glad you've elucidated but i i think it does i don't well it's a little is it do you think it's a bit ostentatious not meant to be not at all no no i feel i should know you too somehow i feel i should are you heavily disguised tonight goodness i thought it was lord lucan at first no i did i had a bit of sympathy with the greenham girls i was up there you know trying to get into their sleeping bags but unfortunately there wasn't enough room for me but i hurled a few sainsbury's pampers at them out of the window of my limo i involved myself in a quite a few active things i'm i'm busy on so many spectra so many spectra correct me if i'm wrong i was thinking about norm the question was well we talked about my husband a little earlier but you know he's been inventing things in the hospital it's been really remarkable first of all gave him a little bit of he was knitting at first they taught him to knit with his mouth later he was into oral socks for some needles not bad [Music] but then he's invented this wonderful new it's a kind of state-of-the-art bedpan i don't know i don't know a euphemism for bedpan so i'm just going to have to say it i suppose you'd call it an in-bed facility he's invented this it's incredible it's heat-seeking it's apparently it's revolutionary my husband could be sitting on a fortune he could but the patent is pending i think you know he could make a pile out of it he certainly struck pay dirt with it there's no way about it so in a way my family life has quite revolutionized itself without my intervention whatsoever my son kenny of course bless his heart little kenny he's been my favorite it's wicked in a way for mother to say that isn't it but he has always been a favorite of mine kenny and he's uh he's had many jobs he's been in the couture business for some time as a matter of fact he's makes the dresses he sometimes kisses me good night his mouth is still full of pins but he could do anything he was in the airline steward uh world for a little bit and qantas people then he went to the british caledonian because he liked the tartan lately he's been a squeeze of the blood working at the blood bank in australia at the moment as a matter of fact he's a uh i don't know quite what he does i think he's a scrutineer i said i said kenny what exactly do you do he said i've been trying to tell you that mother for years he said but it takes one to know one so i literally i left it at that you don't ask them too many questions in a way you know i remember that there were questions i wanted to ask my parents and i felt a little reticence have you ever do you ever feel that spooky feeling that you couldn't i did and years later i found a book called human growth i did it was tucked away behind some other books in my parents home and i thought that's the book they wanted to give me you know when i asked those little questions that we girls do ask you know about little things when your body starts changing mine is still in a state of flux as a matter of fact and mad allsop is in a constant state of renewal you know it's funny she said to me that she'd bumped into arthascargill at her cosmetic surgeons the other day and it's such a coincidence because she's having the hair removed from her upper lip and it's been grafted onto his head [Applause] it's funny everything that a new zealand bridesmaid's lip will be on a union leader's head one of them had all this cosmetic surgery she'd been landscaped they take tissue a part of the body that nobody looks at in magic's case they use her face she said i support her really i do i should give her one of a few things i sit up there first class there passing down the decal smoked salmon to her poor love because i don't want to spoil it little husband perished under tragic circumstances arthur let me see you poor old dug all stuff he was he well he was taking a snap as you were inclined to do dennis on one of the little bridges in rotorua in new zealand and he fell into a mud pool and unfortunately there were a lot of strong swimmers around none of them had had experience in boiling mud [Applause] [Music] david steele please well i i wanted to ask you in view of your obvious um charisma and and perspicacity and your deep concern i have to think of a question your deep concern for other people have you ever thought of going into politics yourself yes david i have i've i've thought about it particularly australian politics i've uh it needs uh well how can i put admit a person of refinement let's face it because we've got a few little rough diamonds there and uh there aren't enough women in australian politics i have thought of it but i can't put myself on the line like that look it's too hard you know yourself look at your fingernails david you ought to be ashamed of yourself on the face of it you're relaxed urbane and gorgeous looking you're a bit fishy as the younger generation would say and raunchy and a little bit on the spunky side [Laughter] look i'm sorry my my clutch bag keeps snagging with my squad i've landed this lovely froth just as well i can afford it if you put it on that side it'll only the pantyhose will suck david i have thought of it but i just don't think i could keep it up incidentally for those nails of yours there's an old-fashioned remedy of my mother's it might be a bit permissive for me to mention but i suppose it's getting on in the evening now and it won't matter dip your fingers in your own little jobs in the morning or if you can't if you can't feel the thought of that david just go in don't switch on the line just go it will all happen naturally and then in the daytime when you've got this paper or whatever little thing crops up in your life you'll think just as your fingers go up here you'll think about them you will and then if you pop your fingers in your mouth there'll be something a bit spooky the matter there well there's an old thing and the mother's got a lot of old things like that she has [Laughter] little judy am i right tell me the history of that froth judy it's obviously an old favorite you were very wise to remove the curtain rings there's some beautiful frocks here and there's some interesting ones too there's a little girl there and i'm lovely i like touching i'm very tactile is it all right for the cameras do they mind me wandering down here i'm not doing it for any particular reason sort of restlessness i'm terrifically restless i am i want to give you a stroke losing and you're absolutely delightful listening i like tactile as a word i've been using i used it after long before the sunday papers ever took it up i used to say osmosis a lot too but i don't know when everyone used it you know tarnished by usage i feel somewhat but our old enemy on the wall is not our friend at the moment time is running out i've been close to tears a few times tonight [Music] i've i've had a lot of moods and i've shared them with you and i've been as frank as i possibly can michael were you going to ask me something michael as one of the most enlightened and influential people of our time do you ever feel just a moment of self-doubt self-doubt i must say it's not easy to associate me with self-doubt is it possible i seem so upfront don't i i do but you know dame curing so many people in the world of entertainment and politics and and religion too know that we all have our moments when we're on our knees and we're thinking what's it all about you know can i carry this on my own can't i share it and i have those moments i do you've probed me you put your finger on it there yeah since this little eminent musician little lorry holloway has seated himself at my elizabeth arden pink grand i feel a song coming on i'll just look over your shoulder and get the words i suppose you think you know me pretty well now [Music] and you can tell now what makes me tick i'm not a mystery anymore you've penetrated every pore you know what turns me on and you know what makes me sick [Music] tonight i've been twinned by some pretty rude and silly ones and you've thrown me some curly ones below the belt but i'm not the girl i seem and i just have to let off steam because it's time i told you how i've always fell asleep you can't judge me possums by the looks of me you'd be amazed if you proved that valerie ball nooks oh obviously i'm shy i can hardly lock these cameras in the eye what a paradox from the [Music] what makes me quite so self-emaci [Music] [Applause] something in the core of me says [Music] let's face it some of you think i'm a cold hard voiced one but i'm here to say i'm a warm and fundamentally moist [Music] and i flush more than most women off my [Music] my [Music] now you know why i resemble princess [Music] shine [Music] [Music] oh [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] does that mean i'm in the common market it is is it audience flowers for you oh you darling you're enough i don't need these blooms you gorgeous man look at you come especially to see me do you know i dream about you charles i do and you've got so much panache you're so bold you're so confident aren't you no not exactly you know do i intimidate you look as we say in french i'm just terrible monty you can't see it because you know everything is pink here but i'm pink too black yes terribly i'm i'm shy you're shy [Music] i'm shy and i could make me an extremely happy guy i only wish i was an extra meter high it would both how you say dance in the old-fashioned way can we [Music] [Applause] some people fight against their shiners to name a few and i recently told her royal highness yes i said believe it or not i'm shy too but i must confess that i've felt slightly better since this little gallic possum helped me sublimate my natural rest [Music] [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] [Applause] you

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Length: 101min 5sec (6065 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 12 2021