It Takes Two e2 - Rev After Hours [Vinesauce]

a spicy one too that was literally we we had fajitas for dinner vaginas yeah chicken vaginas what you had some vaginas sorry i'm sorry i hide i just switched the screen region so that was like the best like 30 second intro i think i've ever done uh what happened it farted yeah man that big old burp and then a fart one of them authentic one of them not yeah which one and i don't um yeah i don't i don't i don't i don't get to hear the farts so i'm like missing out here here go ahead and load up stream real quick all right i'm go twitch.tv slash or what was what was the other domain name um hotdick's porn dot zone okay i'm gonna i'm gonna use i'm gonna choose to use that uh html hot dicks porn dot zone yeah that's the one yep yeah just go straight to this twitch channel yep it worked here yeah yeah here listen what do you think whoa that okay that is it's got some definition you know that that is loud it's like you you [ __ ] your pants in like an abandoned warehouse like a haunted warehouse yeah like [ __ ] i mean and that and that's wet like you definitely [ __ ] yourself [ __ ] that is that is like everyone knows you [ __ ] yourself at that point and someone has to say something can i show you something [ __ ] weird that i found yeah i i was like so i wouldn't got my shot right uh yeah the first of the the coveted shots and we'll talk about that in a minute but like i just want to show you this weird ass video like i was so you know the there's this long ass line everyone stays in their cars long line and like inject you while you're sitting in the car yeah exactly um so like i'm just screwing around on the internet like you do like tilda's driving um and i found this video and i just wanted to show it to you um here listen to this such a gassy [ __ ] stream holy [ __ ] this is like witch house i don't know why they put witch house over this abominable cooking thing they're making but watch this you you're putting it in the twitch channel or you're sending it to me no it's it's on it's on twitch go just go watch twitch all right i'm looking at it um [Music] what do you think what but there's this witch house song that i used to really like that i can't find anymore but this is what witch house sounds like just so you know i i'm still watching it the the cutaways too i don't know [Music] and it looks so bad what even is it i don't know all right all right so i finally finished it yeah it's a burger with the bun on the inside what the [ __ ] is that is that what that is i don't know dude like what is that meant to be something and the goo that falls out it's just disgusting is it cheese i think it might be cheese if you look in this background shot right here there's cheese i think it's cheese but what's up with the music like why why that was just the music that they chose yeah but it's like there's bits where it's like it's it's [ __ ] perfect where it like matches up like when when he's doing the the cuts on it right listen to this bit again look at the way the camera cuts when the screen starts [Music] you see that oh hold on i'm not cause i'm on a delay right yeah what all right you paused it in the in in the in the past you paused it because i'm on like what 20 seconds delay right but yeah what the [ __ ] was that choice of music i don't know it's it's definitely daylight chase music by the way it's really it's really good so they just use like tw would you call it witchcore which core which core of course it's witchcore it's not which courts which house and it's like it goes from that to like doom metal kind of vibe yeah but core is funnier i don't i it's brie cheese somebody and chad said so they took brie cheese and put like ground beef in between the cheese wedges and then [ __ ] and then put it in the oven and they made like it's like potatoes like sliced rolled in so it's kind of like potato chips on the outside and then there's like bread i think that's dough yeah but why that meat i don't know you know what it works though no like it works i mean you should not eat that um and then everyone's like because that's the name of the the main character and the march of the mice i'd try it i try dude you guys like all of the heart conditions did you name all the mice you have to cheese no they named that one oh i was like what are you named character and they're like brie i'm like that's pretty cute that is this is why i let them name characters because they went with nowhere the first time well you ended up just calling the character no for short it's the character well the first name no last name where so then the message her name would be elise ware which kind of sounds like elsewhere it's like why are you guys more clever than me [ __ ] stop stop it stop being more clever than me this is my thing my thing stop it this is my creativity it's my turn to be creative not yours chat um teeter titanium thank you for the five months of support thomas thank you for the three months of support sugar shock thank you for the 44 months of support governor explosion thank you for the three months of support barb barb barbon thank you for the 10 months of support and i think i got everyone um yes i'm happy we're getting divorced too uh me me and mike i'm sorry man um that's okay i deserve it yeah definitely i deserve it so you want to go ahead and yeah let's go and actually get the voice store what's up oh we can switch which character we are do you want to uh i don't think we we need to do we need to no it's fine right yeah it's fine let's let's be the same characters cool oh i actually need to hit enter you do yes you do so you got the uh the vaccination today yeah um thank you for the year of support unknown uh yeah so i was checking my email because i was like yeah i need to make sure i emailed this person back because they wanted to buy some art which i didn't do because i checked my email and like tilda signed us up for stuff it's messy though like a watch list for getting the vaccine and so i saw it and i called her and i never call her at work and i'm like honey you gotta get on the computer right now and and we gotta go we gotta go down to the football parking lot and do drugs we got to get like injections in the football parking lot from some guy we don't know we have to go right now and she's like oh okay because it was like we had like i don't know there was like a 10 minute window of time that email was you yes okay yeah no i started writing the email i haven't finished it sorry about the ellie uh i will um yeah so and and the weird bit is my my shoulder is slowly turning into bill gates which i i was not expecting i was wondering morphing into bill gates as we speak uh which hopefully did i get the money too i don't know that's what the vaccine does it just turns you into bill gates yeah that's how it works it's do you remember that episode of uh was it dexter's lab where there's the one guy he's just like i'm [ __ ] ugly so i'm gonna make everyone else ugly uh i think so yeah it's that but it's bill gates gatesification you're being like slowly it's being turned into bill gates painful i mean you know my arm's a little sore but otherwise it's it's like billboard vacation but wait location bimbo vacation is a different thing entirely hey hey did you actually think it was called build billboard vacation no i just [ __ ] up like that wasn't it that wasn't a meme like you thought that that was no i just misspoke but that's better hobbitification hobbitification you just hang out and smoke weed your feet just get hairier slowly you know honestly i don't mind that do i have i guess i would get short that would be the only bad bit but if i oh look at what i'm doing with my ass did you see that look at that yeah i've been watch me twerk oh [ __ ] man hobbitification billboard bilbo ification or bill beaufort bilbo vacation right why would you want harry potter i already have them but maybe if i turned into bilbo i would get to smoke weed and just eat food all day and that would be my job somehow which doesn't sound awful you might have to do something like you usually what happens is the hobbits end up having to do like really important things even though like totally different only a handful do you know sam he didn't even have to go it could be one of those situations where it's like your friend is like hey uh i'm moving can you help me move my couch you could be like wow that that's really exciting that you're moving and then you don't mess you don't respond to the rest of it he could have done that with the ring you know oh wow you're going off on an adventure that's that's wild dude anyway and we have fun have fun so he didn't have to so you're not you're not scared your arm is not scaly like you're not an alligator yet no not yet no but i expect that by the end of this i will have millions of dollars that i will uh use to um work on charities that benefit me as tax write-offs i don't think they get the gatesification is gonna make you a millionaire like i think you'll just become a poor bill gates like it's not gonna make money appear in your bank account you'll just slowly transform into that guy but you won't make money you're not you're not going to become rich what what good is that we should probably like play the game rather than just [ __ ] yeah we haven't really like talked in a while and he's got you know he's i'm turning back there was a whole bunch of dialogue that we completely ignored also which i i sort of like it's a pillow i feel like check it out oh it's a [ __ ] oh it's a it's a video game we can play a video game in a video game mike we're going to play video games like a bunch of nerds right now i want to do that people like it when you play video games um well that's a shame because i [ __ ] hate it i hate it you hate video games i thought that the green icon was going to be where you are so how the how come oh okay you came up here yeah oh it's like the daughter's pillow fort yeah see i'm like [ __ ] like 15 minutes behind reality i'm on like it's like twitch delay but for life i see in general lob grenades at cody okay charge gun looking oh you can move yeah you can oh we didn't even need to use like a link cable wait was there a link cable i think there was a link cable involved am i hitting you i can't see [ __ ] you actually did hit me once as far as i could tell this is hard it is yeah you're uh you're kicking my ass well i think i figured out the strategy i'll tell you later i'll tell you after i've thoroughly [ __ ] trashed you oh there's a little ring that shows you where it's oh [ __ ] you know i didn't figure out that you have to hold down the left mouse button until i died in life yeah what i figured out is it's a lot easier to just be chased and shoot the person chasing you it says hold charge gun and i completely ignored it yeah bean man thank you like three months of support b how do you pronounce that what game is this like where we could we could sit here and be like boy xyz sure looks different um tank commander world of tanks or some [ __ ] world of tanks is still a thing they do sponsorships it doesn't look particularly good i'll be telling you oh you're talking about you're talking about tank shadow legends yeah it's the same sort of thing i mean some people are actually legitimately into it but i don't know they got warhammer [ __ ] how are you so good at this um because i have no life mike the [ __ ] tank controls like a tank and it's terrible it's a pretty good game for a mobile game like you know a little like handheld it's a no there's no link cable it was uh also like a 90s era [ __ ] [ __ ] handheld that was communicating wirelessly which never existed yeah come check out the lava lamp down here it's [ __ ] groovy man did you ever have a live lamp what the [ __ ] with the cubes yeah that's not right i'm cube i'm cube oh yeah i had a lava lamp and then um one day i got really stoned and drank it yeah yeah how'd that work out what were you just talking about i don't remember no the temptation to to chug the lava lamp was uh was a little bit too strong for me to resist so i threw it out i can understand that you spin me right round baby right round [Music] like that seems like uh like i think after you've had it for a bit and it kind of like crystallizes or whatever get on there it'll make you puke it'll feel good get on there no i'm feeling a little nauseous from um the coronavirus the the alligator vacation or um i don't know that the bilbo vacation the bilbo vacation what is this emote oh they discovered it huh is that a new remote of yours yeah i was just about about to bring that up at some point uh people who are sub to my channel will notice a brand new emo uh maybe flashlight on is better what does it look like to you can you see it what do you what do you say what does it look like like a chicken with like giving a thumbs up yeah like a hastily drawn chicken oh it's your [ __ ] lights out yeah that's from the [ __ ] reveal yeah on april fool's the cop what did you do for april fools uh in terms of like japes yeah you have any good jeeps no i actually just complained how [ __ ] people should shouldn't expect [ __ ] japes for me when i [ __ ] do japes year-round yeah i mean i think it's [ __ ] up that they haven't that they feel entitled to a jape so there was no jape well was that the jeep then i i guess that was the jape but i don't like that was a very low tier jape so there's uh the best drape i saw was from the lock picking lawyer um he's a guy who like his whole youtube channel is him picking locks and telling you if they're [ __ ] or not i know about this guy yeah um did you see his april fools thing no what did he do um he got this really obscure uh lock called a johnson he's like my wife has been disappointed in my two inch [ __ ] which is a different type of lock but recently she was able to find me an 18-inch long johnson and i wanted to show it to everybody there's wait a minute there's a kind of a lock called a two-inch cuck well his his the it's called the [ __ ] but his one that he owns is two inches oh so there's a brand of of like padlocks called top like [ __ ] brand i don't know man but that's the joke pretty good i'll let you um how about you go around rather than whatever you're trying to do here i'm just trying to wall jump trying to gamer it and look i did so you know whatever luigi guy thank you for the uh 59 months of support what's up [ __ ] i'm gonna all right i'll tell you about the the best jape that i saw i told talked to chad about this already but you know um do you know what jay tholen is no he's the guy who i think he he developed a hypno space outlaw so him and his wife have a baby i guess it's like a year old baby and what she did was she she took a diaper and she smeared it with peanut butter and she she put it in front of the the baby on the floor so when the guy walked in the room he what he saw was his baby like voraciously licking feces out of a [ __ ] used diaper and it took them like 30 seconds to figure out that it was peanut butter and they were like the worst 30 seconds of his life from my favorite video game but trust me this is a way out yeah exactly but i like how things like i gave them to her they're from my favorite game he's like i'm gonna get you [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] the oscars oh i get this video game reference look it's a reference big video game are you being funny now this chat was one of the first games that me and rev streamed together it was all way out like how many [ __ ] years ago like four [ __ ] years ago or something see i didn't even know that this was like the same devs until you pointed it out yeah yeah same goes oh that's kind of cool what is it this little like toy to pretend you're you know in a ship that's cute yeah in it a way out happened in april 2018 jesus christ have i known you that long yeah is that four years ago i can't do math 21 22 23 uh 20 20. uh it's about four years ago yeah damn yeah you're old now i hate it when people remind me of that the [ __ ] is your problem i noticed how do you i noticed like every day like being old welcome to being old man i mean it's like mostly not bad you know why look at that no i'm not i'm not tired of you i'm not and it's because um you know you haven't gotten tired of me you probably probably be tired of you if you were tired of me you did you you didn't initiate it you know what i mean so i didn't initiate it does that make sense i don't actually i don't believe you when you say you're not you're not tired of me i feel like you've got to be no nobody no nobody knows me this long without getting tired of me no i like you you're cool nah it's [ __ ] no you're full of [ __ ] no full [ __ ] man it's got something to do with hacking it's okay it's okay to admit that you're you're you're sick of me all this kind of listen there's a there's a reason we're getting divorced right that's true i don't what the [ __ ] is this man uh trying to complete the line uh it's a puzzle of sorts oh i see you know red ship puzzles what oh smiley face oh okay all right yeah yeah yeah yeah [Music] counter hack initiated what's happening this is how hacking works did you ever see that episode of what was it uh csi where they have to play prince of persia to hack the mainframe no but that sounds incredibly idiotic yeah it is oh you remember remember the baboon how do you know my name traitor because i bought you in the space museum liar rose had picked me at the space museum and commissioned me for a special mission oh this is a toy story the only one who could pretend yep rose from the dark side of the universe we're also assigned to protect rose as her parents stop lying your mission is to make her cry [ __ ] how did he know that oh this is how you knew that oh what evil called the [ __ ] out i mean you know that isn't a good luck i'll admit see we just need uh to get a few tears from rose to you won't squeeze a single teardrop from rose we just want to ring our daughter out like a dish rag that's all we want our daughter to have sadness we were just going to say a bunch of horrible things to her until she cried a little bit and if that didn't work maybe hurt her really badly yeah santa's not stop overreacting neither is the easter bunny in space no one can hear you scream oh for goodness sake cody don't be stupid we're not in the only reason you exist is because the condom broke are we listen i've played with her so many times i just need to find them that'll get us like one or two tears at least yeah i'm just i'm trying to go for as many gut punches as possible hey cody try this on oh just [ __ ] you you could use this to just turn yourselves back to normal size and then just continue your life as as it was going you know just then you're basically immortal so um these are toys how comes you get all the cool gadgets mine just is an inflation fetish yours is cool all right let's find a way out of here next time can you not buy rules they said it they sent the thing a way out they said it yeah and you paid for him he was just protected okay i'm on the ceiling cool uh what do you what do you what do you got going on why grew big i mean we just need her tears so she can have her parents back i'm really enjoying what's what's what's happening with your voice as you do this yeah can you raise it anymore i can't do jack [ __ ] i could press q to cancel this yeah go ahead and cancel can you go through yeah let me see what's going on in here oh wait no i could get smaller go ahead and uh pull the thing up again i didn't think i could get any smaller what a big [ __ ] brain i mean i bet you i get big and then okay cool notice how we're actually in space now like we're in in space yeah what the [ __ ] like how am i doing this moon baboon can you step on me you're going for a ride kid stop stop stop oh i can't crouch though you're going for a ride kid step on me now i want to go for a ride i realized that that sounded like a different kink thing do you know about the the um the meme that's not even where he's like getting stepped on by uh bayonetta that uh it's no it's it's it's chat do i do we even let's just not you know what he doesn't need to know about that right somebody getting like stepped on by sonic the hedgehog and being stuck to the bottom of his foot and it it wasn't even a meme like like it wasn't it wasn't art that was made to be funny it was the kind of cursed like yeah kink art that you you show somebody when you want to ruin their [ __ ] life which is why i hesitated telling you about it because you know what i do care about you and i don't want your life to get ruined so i mean you know you say that but then you told me anyway yeah cause what was i gonna do let you let you just wonder for the rest of your life look at those portals i think we can use them oh my oh jesus [ __ ] what god's name did you do come over here also unknown thank you for the gift shop a nice smith thank you for the four months support i'm gonna be real bad about thinking people i'm gonna try and do my best it's harder than you're streaming with somebody face what oh it's a [ __ ] supernova me some stop it sloppy until i practically explode so long big brother lobby my dear please oh yeah we're in like mayro galaxy yeah so there are portals we could use them you want to just go into one and see what happens can we go into some giant centipede portal sure [Music] i don't know about this now that so yeah no this is absolutely some weird fictional [ __ ] uh there's giant peds it's like pete pete universe oh look it's one of these [ __ ] hacky things uh they're kind of cool oh jesus hi i'm dead are they still cool this is just like the spencer's gifts portion of the [ __ ] of the video game yeah they would have these at spencer's spencer's is like a really shitty like smoke shop i always used to be like feel embarrassed if somebody saw me in there you went in there i've actually been in there yeah yeah i hate to admit that i've been i've been in there you know i mean that it's fine everyone has think they're you know it's for me it's for me it's it's hot topic but you know but i feel no shame going into any of those places if i want to go in a place i'm just like yeah what of it i'm in here it's a free country man i think you're gonna want to keep i don't know why i'm doing this i'll be honest we're getting something done here we're doing something couldn't tell you what oh you needed to get up there okay you know what you know what i used to enjoy it spencer's gifts the the pink penis pasta do you know about the penis pasta no this sounds like a very my core thing tell me about penis pasta penis pasta yeah told me uh they made pasta and it's shaped like little penises uh-huh yeah i mean and i guess it's it's it's meant for like imagine uh you know like kraft mac and cheese but it's shaped like um i don't know dinosaurs or whatever or whatever the [ __ ] the flintstones yeah penises and it's uh i guess it's meant for like bachelor part bachelorette parties and and [ __ ] or maybe like i guess like a gay bachelor party yeah yeah you could have a game i mean like what what if the dude just you know he's getting married and he wants to have dicks yeah he could be straight like dicks but a part of me sort of feels like sure sure sure but a part of me feels like if if this was my bachelorette party right and i'm about to get married and i'm gonna have a good time with my friends and this is gonna be like the send-off for my marriage and it's it's it's just it's gonna be a nice event and somebody shows up with like penis pasta you like ruined my party dude that would be awesome to show up to like you know i don't know like the company party and just like everyone's like you know the picnic or whatever that you have to go to that no one wants to go to you just make some penis pasta you slide that onto the table and then you say that you brought the cokes everyone's like the [ __ ] who brought penis pasta yeah [ __ ] it yeah you could you could use that for any situation like it's intended for bachelorette parties but there's nothing to stop you from yeah going to like the company picnic and just sliding it onto the table without it where'd the penis pods to come from i don't know yeah i i don't know that's [ __ ] man that's weird who the [ __ ] would do that you know who really loves [ __ ] diane in accounting i bet you diane in accounting brought in the penis pasta yeah i bet i bet you'd you know she you should fire her how the heck do i get up there you know you do you uh you make it with alfredo sauce because that's some like [ __ ] looking yeah yeah yeah yeah oh bring that down for me and then i can grab hold no no it's mine [ __ ] you oh no it's mine you can't have it here you go you're too fat there you go wow you actually had a solution for that yeah what do you think of honey mustard sauce um it's fine can you put it back so i can get in the the side entrance oh gosh i have no idea what you're talking about just go straight up the side entrance to what into the robot you see that little door yeah that's that this hole was made oh and then i could put the battery in like i did before and then you can do a thing puzzles i'm gonna go to like a like a [ __ ] church potluck and i'm just gonna slide the penis pasta like i think that's really what it comes down to is you gotta but you gotta bring something else too and just be like no i brought the chips are you gonna flip the switch for me yeah bring two things bring the penis past and something real yeah throat to throw them off right um oh good we don't have to figure out our way back here spibbly thank you for the gifts up that's very kind of you to go yeah so each portal is like a little puzzle yeah what's going on you already talked about uh the the new little nas video yeah the last time i streamed i was just talking about it i still haven't seen the whole thing i just saw clips of it i mean honestly it's not my style of music but i [ __ ] like to see me either like the song i've been listening i mean listen i listened to um [ __ ] what you gonna call it chug jug for like an hour the other day man i bet you any song sounds good after that it's it's actually like the i do not know how to pronounce the new little nast song but uh it's good it's a good video it's it's got some really good moments like the part where he like gives a lap dance to satan and then like kills him like that's a [ __ ] mood i read an article about the music video though where they were saying that in order to pull that off you because they're all basically every character is him well the the guy would have had to have had like an incredible knowledge of like medieval and biblical and and even ancient like mythology stuff in order to pull that off and have it like mean anything because apparently it's a it's a music video that's filled with um references it's just it's it's jam-packed with with meaning like all those although all that imagery that he chose to use had a purpose like he didn't just randomly pick things because he thought they looked cool you know what i'm saying i mean yeah he seems like a sharp dude i i dislike the fact that he's not actually playing the guitar in the video like the video starts with him playing the guitar but like he's playing a chord but like he's not man it's like come on wrecking ball do i need to do i think we're supposed to i think we're supposed to uh smash them into each other smash our nuts together our balls together all right cool yeah um it's not real but we can't [ __ ] i can't move okay can you climb on one can you like jump onto that one over there yeah that's what it is so i do this right that's most i mean like listen if that's my only nick pick then whatever dude it's a good song oh hmm and then this um i i feel stupid how about you uh there's there's a platform over this way that i'm looking you see that all right yeah i'm go hit me failure do it again i think that's right there might have been an easier way of doing oh okay give me a minute god damn i'm needy yeah there's a reason we're getting divorced my dude yeah every single time we have to do the little battery thing it's just another it's just chipping away at our marriage slowly each and every time i think i'm gonna die i [ __ ] up yeah i [ __ ] up oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah i [ __ ] up so what the [ __ ] uh are those buttons or anything oh [ __ ] there is a lot of buttons up here uh try pressing one i think it re it's like these doors uh it's when you're in the air press control and then it'll uh okay yeah i got a butt stomp oh so i'm gonna make a little staircase for you to get up basically yeah so hit one of these bottom ones all right cool and now hit one of the other ones right cool cool yeah this is cool it's very cool i mean like listen i wasn't ready for another satanic panic but i'm [ __ ] ready for another satanic panic like i thought after all of the metalhead videos and all that [ __ ] i thought we were done with that like i thought we were kind of like i mean like i i grew up in the south i still live there like you know there's certain shirts that are like kind of like risque for me to wear outside but i do because it's fun you know [Music] i think satanic panic is exactly what the doctor ordered you know man yeah i think oh 100 like it's a [ __ ] banger video and a banger song well what's up with the shoes uh that he's selling apparently they have human blood in them that sounds illegal um yeah i mean it depends on how sourced like all things you can probably get ethically sourced human blood oh hey launch thank you for the raid lions thanks so much about ethically sourced uh human blood how are you harvesting human blood ethically sourced human blood i don't know how kurt how cursed is that um not that cursed paused by other players just one question for the shoes right and he had to stop making them because i don't know he got sued by nike because they were saying he ripped off their shoot their shoe design well no they got actually nike shoes and then used them in the thing so i mean like you know they're right oh why didn't why did he think that was gonna [ __ ] be okay [ __ ] it hey space lady roll it around at the speed of sound yep [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh uh jump yeah this is a good game no it's not it's [ __ ] yeah i'm dead i feel like i wouldn't want the shoes um unless it was like his blood like why do i want a random person's blood that's kind of the question is whose blood is it yeah if i'm a fan of this guy then then then i want like his blood right like why do i want a random person's what is like whose blood would you want in your shoe i i guess if if it's like a little nas ex shoe then that has human blood in it i i expect it to be his blood and not somebody else's [ __ ] blood and by the way yeah how is there blood in the shoe like it should you buy it and there's like you remember back in the like 90s 2000s you could get the shoes that had like the the light up heels there's just blood in there maybe that like that but with it but there's like little there's blood in it ah seems unsanitary too what if that [ __ ] busts open um i would imagine it's dried by the time you get it so you probably can't do a hole at it i mean like listen don't play around with dried blood i guess oh how did we get here um can you just walk through okay there you go i can yeah so small and that's the reason i want to divorce because what if you hit it at the same time jump uh wait wait wait wait wait three two one jump that worked cool i don't know what that achieved but [Music] i feel like if i you know buy a product and it has human blood in it you want it to be someone's yeah i don't want it to be a random person's blood i feel better if it was someone's you know you know what it's like if it's little nasa's then it's like all right well he consented to have his blood stolen and put in a shoe well look at it this way man if you buy a nike shoe um it's probably got blood in it like or adjacent to it you know like that's nike who's got like yeah you know sweatshops and [ __ ] like you're one way or another there's blood in your shoes if you're buying a [ __ ] nike is it stealing if it's consensual brand safety score tanked go okay so just a little bit all right let me go all the way and then go halfway so like halfway is like here this should be good right i i'm gonna be real with you i have no idea why the [ __ ] like what's what's happening i'm trying to get onto um you're trying to get on this ledge right about eye level with me and i have to like eat you into it but without like over extending your yi uh i i'm i'm the dude mike's mike's the the wife all right well somewhere in between we'll get it we'll get it it's like here there we go i'm still divorcing you i mean i did kill you like three times twice [ __ ] now what also yes you have a small a small peen yeah yeah what if i could do this oh i can't i'm here but what if i was big let's just keep trying scientists keep trying to build build build both build bubble fly keep trying to do it world's greatest dad does this guy deserve that did i how was our easter we had um like this weird nacho thing that tilda made it's great dude i don't know how to describe what she made but it was like she made nacho sauce oh relax rose can buy you another but like brisket was in it it sounds amazing what and it was she made homemade chips like it was great i did not notice this little thing here i hope you guys had a good easter i had a i had a pretty damn good easter with my family uh what do i do really good just die um i don't know what this is oh oh oh oh that's [ __ ] oh oh yeah oh i'm like a balloon person and then i oh god what the [ __ ] i absolutely hate that scene in every movie that it ever has yeah yeah but this is like an entire game of that you realize that i know that i mean down here um hold up okay oh you had to do it first that's why okay sure speed there it is we're spinning um i'm so happy to be spinning with you buddy it's good just get a little spin going chug chug with you yeah i was hoping you wouldn't say that but then yeah i know and immediately after that stream that valheim stream we did the other day i told mike what the plan was with the the the chug drug stream and he was he immediately was mad do you remember what you said good teamwork uh i don't you want to refresh my memory i i don't remember either i think it was just a sound uh probably just a very long sigh like a very long loud sigh yeah that sounds right so did we do all the puzzle rooms i think we did i think there are only three of them all right then i'm going to turn the the wheel here um and it's going to do absolutely nothing we had to say you had to say a phrase yes she said it's like being in real space but she's been to space blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah [Music] you know he he is kind of sensual and like roguishly attractive i'm not sure would you [ __ ] the are you saying you want to [ __ ] the book i think i'm coming around on maybe having sex with that book yes she's gonna get paper cuts my dude another set of portals he's he is roguishly handsome rogishly handsome yeah not regular handsome j but specifically roguishly handsome you don't describe people as roguishly handsome anymore you know i i i mean i guess you do but i'm not sure if anyone else does i did i'm describing that book he's no idea i pressed the button did it do anything it made this happen over here made this okay i can pick these up all right and do these wires need to be connected i have to do something with oh there's a thing here what if i did that what would that do i think there's more uh try going on the opposite side from where you're at i think there's another little one of these island things that has like are you talk it's like puzzles because i'm in one of them it's like a little hamster trail thing that i'm going through i've achieved absolutely nothing um maybe i'll come to where you're at maybe go to the other side because this is like i don't think you can do anything here oh you can go in there i can't right we pro we probably need to get all the these uh lightning bolt shaped things and bring them back to the first area okay i'm not sure what that achieved and then you've got a puzzle over there i bet you yeah there's a little flag thing over there see the way i'm looking how did you get that out of there you carried it out shrink yeah you were able to shrink that thing no i just i opened the thing and then i got big right we need to make this away an electricity chain do this i'm pretty much no you can go and do this one because there's like a wraparound thing rib i'm so [ __ ] confused i'm gonna cry uh just do do do this puzzle all right now bring it back you got the right idea we just [ __ ] so i put i made the [ __ ] emote yeah and i'm wondering if i should make a yep emote as well yep would probably be good because then you could be yup [ __ ] yeah like having to two emotes and then you could put well i was thinking also that you guys could just put the word yep and then post the email so i don't have to have waste a slot on it on a a a yep emote that just says yep animated yep potato maybe here over here what's going on over there can't do this you have to do this let's see if there's another one i can do there is i'm gonna go do that i think i can do this flip the current yep for the [ __ ] what just get the bt tv email it's just a bt tv emote that says yep i just have to enable it in the channel i mean there's the yeah yeah nah we need yep we need the page it's important yeah what is this what you have to get in there somehow is anybody seeing how i might achieve that anybody chat the dome oh yeah the dumb yeah oh oh yeah yeah you sure really yeah rev needs to push the big red button you see a big red button over there buddy uh no i do not this one oh i bet you right now that would be it oh right i need to be big yeah be large i had to get bigger do it again no you're stuck in there now hey cody come join ah now the shoe is on the other foot that is what i did to you last stream i stuck you in the [ __ ] jar and like ruined your life yeah yeah did you see the uh warhammer posts i made the other day i did not okay so slaanesh right one of the the evil gods and warhammer god of sex drugs and rock and roll brad okay what about him uh they uh you you can worship them and it gives you bonuses and you can use abilities because you worship them etc etc right um do we need another one of these electric things yes i think the last one oh i bet you it's over here yeah yep um but yeah anyway someone was like you know prepping this space marine to become you know mark of slanesh the proper way and it's just a space marine in a jar it's like no oh i did see that i just i didn't know what like the context was i'm dead i think i killed you okay cody you see how over here there's a tiny little door for a tiny little man yeah are you saying something about me yeah that was something oh my god i forgot about this like my co-worker when i was working at uh the game store one time was just like are you over 18 to this guy and he's like what because i'm short and and like my co-worker was just not paying attention and he didn't realize that like the guy was gonna get offended by it he was like no no no no and he's like you know i've heard it before just shop and give me my game so yeah being short can be can be rough i think i don't know where i'm going or what i'm doing i assume that you're up there trying to get the final thing what if i just bring it on bring it on down pop pop that bad boy right here so go to the right side and i think you can get the other one if i'm big yeah that's the trick we don't need it i think we need one more don't we nope no way nice there we go we should be able to reach the battery now what battery i don't i still don't know why we did any of this um because there needed to be power in here sorry i could go and do this and we could do the thing that we've done every other one but this one just needed to be charged extra also why can't the battery just stay in why do i have to be in here and hold it while you flip the switch because these things are cheaply made okay whenever you come to new york uh i'm gonna i'm gonna make i'm gonna make you some penis pasta going to make you a big old bowl of penis pasta with some alfredo sauce and you're going to love it if you want to be [ __ ] weird about it you go like you take your date on uh like you know a thing to a restaurant or whatever yeah when they order their thing and they're gone you just like switch out the meal and so everywhere you go the only meal they can get is penis pasta you're like tell the chef like listen you have to use this pot this person is going to order pasta i need you to use this right you just switch the food out everywhere you go you go to chili's you go to [ __ ] olive garden penis pasta there's no escaping it and they just don't understand why everywhere they go they end up getting penis pasta it's just the hot new thing honey no they don't look i feel like they'd figure it out because you were the the one like common denominator between all of these experiences well yeah i mean the fact that he does the fact that he doesn't require a lot of manipulation of facts in order to get someone to eat penis faucet but you know there's that if you were stealthy about it what if you know it was one of those weird april fool's pranks where you get everyone in on it or like when you're like gonna propose and everyone's like no no john said to meet up at the park you know i don't know why we're here we just all took off work today for no reason to stand outside in the park you know anyway take a look at this video here and then john shows up and he proposes but instead you just get everyone in on like the the penis pasta thing you just gaslight somebody into thinking that like everybody just serves penis penis pasta that's just the penis pasta is not yeah completely normal and widespread yeah i don't know where we're going oh i need what you doing over there hold up let me get real small okay go for it oh [ __ ] yeah we can figure [Music] i got an achievement for that glad you made it back in one piece i didn't get the achievement what gives just stand on this i'll just be regular sized well you gotta you gotta go around and jump down again oh yeah don't so just don't be small right don't be like super small just be regular oh [ __ ] oh i did i was not paying attention i think i need to be up there and you just hang out down here for a second let me figure out what the [ __ ] is happening up here okay i might have to do this whole section over here without you well i gotta be tired no because there's no there's a tiny little door here so what the [ __ ] all right hold on there's a big regular sized door and then we gotta do the two-player swinging well i'll tell you this much it's definitely not one player swingy yeah i don't think that there's any reason for me to be here right now ground pound the spring goes i think they certified mike moment yeah it's a certified mic moment well you know you wanted to explore and make sure that it wasn't just that because that felt weird [Music] all right i'm ready no you you jump over here oh wait what wait something is happening we're having a hard time here chat you just you just jump down and launch me like you did earlier but with me not being as small there we go it finally [ __ ] worked didn't we do that before though i was super small though so it just killed me no but then we tried it when you weren't super yeah you didn't we didn't jump you still didn't make uh you just still didn't have enough height well i just didn't jump all right uh yeah cause i didn't jump when you did it uh but both of us being on here is a problem oh i bet you i know i need to be small yup all right go ahead and jump off there we go get small wherever we stupid yeah yeah mike [Laughter] he's like what were you expecting me to say no we're not no no yeah it's real [ __ ] small brain hours man it's good dude like i don't know i'm turning into bill gates or whatever gatesification it's a vacation uh do you want to like flick that that one i can't get i can't get close enough to it all right there you go okay i don't watch we don't watch you because you guys are smart well let's that's good it's good to not have to aspire to anything and just to continue forward we don't watch you guys because you're smart well thank god for that yeah i mean you know if you guys want to watch us because we're smart um god that sucks for you um because implies so little about your own intelligence like because we're charming and funny oh yeah that's one way of putting it yeah char truck you know apparently no we don't say that here yeah uh but thanks for watching guys we appreciate it seriously thank you for the subs we appreciate um we appreciate people who who make poor financial decisions i do too man i do like that's that's i mean i just do weird [ __ ] financially all the time yeah so in other words chat your poor financial decision to support us enables our poor financial decisions warhammer mike change your dick's uh discord name or will ban you i just changed my discord name to like i think it's a sri lankan character that looks like like a mogus have you seen it oh yeah i have yes i didn't know where that came from here let me let me get let me get this for everybody you're just gonna like post it in chat yeah i'm doing you guys a favor here uh i wonder what that sounds like hold up you wonder what like the character sounds like yeah like how do you pronounce that i have no idea well you pronounce it a mogus i think here here hold up can you send it to me oh it's right there in the chat oh i play mostly on tabletop sim because i'm not that crazy well can you just post it again in our like discord because like chad is going too fast i want to like you want it what do you want it for just i want to see how you're going what are you going to do with it it's kind of sucks that you won't give it to me it's right there uh i think it's kind of sushi won't let me have it yeah how to pronounce um we're to suss out the truth fat uh fat here's the deal fat we're going to suss out the truth fat has no english translation for some reason uh how to pronounce the yeah okay so how to pronounce that and someone on youtube made this three weeks ago so it's probably not accurate yeah they say movies but that's not right um in with a little like okay hold up how do you pronounce wait what pronounce kiwi yeah uh i want to pronounce it like a russian [Music] what language is it like yeah you just said yeah i asked you what language it is and you just said yeah no it's like yeah you know yeah no i don't know what what that means what does that mean you know like yeah i'm not gonna get a satisfying answer here am i hi oh [ __ ] oh are you pinball no yeah oh oh yeah oh i think you got to launch me into that toggle walls release dead husband execution that one was method me once again the good news is we're not gonna have to get a divorce oh yeah okay so you're just gonna i have not had any chance to react you're supposed to avoid it it's like [ __ ] being married to this woman is like having a twitch chat for [ __ ] 24 7. oh my god yes okay now you need to switch it switch it okay switch it again i'm gonna be honest with you i did that on purpose okay fair enough there's no reason to but all right sorry you make this very scary mike i go right up until the wall and then you're like mike i'm trying to do i'm trying to pull it down at the the last possible second there's probably some level of delay for you don't do this what is wrong with you why do oh yeah okay here you go [Laughter] this is not a hard puzzle mike you don't have i know why you like this i want it to be clenchy okay i think i just wanted to be exciting isn't that the [ __ ] android mascot it kind of looks like oh and then i died we do what we have to cody god she's kind of a [ __ ] what did you do to deserve this man well i think he's a dumbass too i think like she's a [ __ ] and he's a dumbass like i it's i remember this one episode of house where the guy like he straight up tells his like girlfriend that the reason he like uses so many drugs is because he's so smart like the guy legitimately was some kind of genius or whatever and he just did all the drugs so that way he'd be dumb so he could actually like handle hanging out with his wife god what a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah and house is like yeah that makes sense uh where am i to do drugs in order to be on the same intelligence level as his wife basically basically uh can you talk about that obnoxious i can't do anything like you can't like jump there or yeah i can't do can't do [ __ ] can you like crouch and go closer i can't do anything dude i can't do [ __ ] literally anything i'm pressing buttons and nothing is happening what did you do i just dropped you i'm not sure what i'm supposed to do with you i'll be honest so if you notice this giant pee has an umbrella on it so i think that's where you're supposed to pick me up and then like you suppose i can't turn to the right anymore press q press q ready three two one go okay got it i'm pretty sure that was what was supposed to happen i think that was right he he he like did a countdown because he thought we were supposed to do something in tandem but that wasn't remotely close to anything there's arrows wall jumping maybe there's a button over here what did it do oh if you hold that down then i can do a wall job he's very worried i mean it makes [ __ ] over your friend like make canonical sense but the fact that they're they're like a couple within discord or whatever like they probably use skype though yeah yeah let's go mine is for a living minus two yeah they were divorcing couples so it's like totally like like canonically believable that they would [ __ ] each other over like this for no reason um i'm in the thing so if you just jump across uh away from yeah over there there's a robot yeah so i made my discord name the amogus character i see like i'm just a mogus now so yeah it's pronounced like yeah yeah see now can you can you do that voice but be like you know like yeah yeah say you say that say like yeah say exactly you know like yeah you know like yeah yeah but do that but in that that mobster voice you know like yeah yeah you know yeah like yeah you know yeah is that i is that satisfying to you yeah i'm happy thank you for galaxy you are mr why did they make it you are mr gay because you are mr gay and because you touch yourself at night what does he mean defenses well you know some more lasers probably we can handle it thank you for making these easily solvable puzzles that only by having exactly the tools that we have we could do um i found a thing that i can get to by being small ah yes it's a battery push the battery and then i hold it and then you do something oh is it one of these it's one of these it's around it and it'll turn it i bet you oh no it's more complicated than that um well that's a you problem yeah yeah so you get to see the electricity go and then you have to like turn it how do we get it started none of it's working dude none of it how do we get started because i could hold the battery in that that hooks up to the side of the thing that i'm in right is there a thing on top of the thing that i'm in like that you can do something to you got to come out here chad saying oh really okay all right yeah but this doesn't [ __ ] oh i bet you i hold up hold up pull up all right no this is wrong yeah it's wrong yeah i hold this and you do it yup yeah there it is i don't know so now that that happens now there's no i in teamwork all right do you think dr hakeem is actually a doctor or is he one of those like dr phil doctors i don't even know who the [ __ ] that is i never heard that name before in my life oh he's the book yeah so this [ __ ] baboon was spying on our daughter this seems [ __ ] extremely illegal yeah yeah you bought this okay so uh this is creepy no look no no it is it's tracking how well being no that's yeah exactly creepy laugh tracker that can't be right i mean she she laughs at least a few times every day we have been arguing a lot recently yeah okay but what about her but that's just because you're being such a [ __ ] what no that can't be right i'm sorry this is this space monkey toy thing he doesn't know what he's talking about okay let's just get out of this this creepy place hey hey how about uh how about maybe we can uh beam ourselves back to rose from here we bad parents yeah it's working it doesn't sound like it i have to fight the [ __ ] monkey using our big large and wonky thing the worry watcher i wish i had a worry watcher it would just be going off all the time for me so what's the point of having it [ __ ] that's called anxiety i can make this thing go up which does something i'm sure do anything uh why does he want to kill us because we want to make her cry so there they yeah you can stand on tho not that one uh this one over here you can stand off i don't know what to do about that though so i'm just taking this laser like up the butt why is he uh you stand on the thing uh roll yeah rolling helps but caps lock to run yeah but so what like i don't know what we do once we get the ball up like this that's clearly what we need to do ah there you go and then there's probably more of them you make you make them shoot it yeah you make them shoot where am i oh i'm just very small what the [ __ ] is happening all right so we hit the difficulty curve here huh no it's it's fine just keep moving use your superpowers is that one pushable all right he's going towards me oh i get it it takes two uh we're supposed to work together to fight the boss yeah yeah yeah hurt i get it now i got the button pressed oh god he oh yep wait no you need you need to be on there yep come get a load of piss yes a very robotnik-esque [Music] creation just stay alive yeah do you know how to do it yep just don't die oh you got the boots with the fur everybody in the club looking at her go [ __ ] him up punch the monkey go godzilla on his ass uh press e on him somehow oh i need to excuse me there hey does this weird magical device make my dick look bigger [Music] instantly [ __ ] vaporized oh the rockets run out of fuel and you can pick them up again oh [ __ ] see my chocolate blade just run away from them until they run out of steam they're inverted the controls are inverted they're so incredibly [ __ ] got him i think i hit him it's so hard to tell missiles you know like they use when they want something dead but not like right now like in a minute like you want it really dead but not right now denver thanks the raid [ __ ] [Music] for when you want something dead later today not necessarily uh woof big [ __ ] oofers my my goofers okay it didn't reset the whole thing just the phase that's nice of them sing the raid song is is there a raid song i think they're talking about chug jug song no no no no i think i'm good i've heard that song enough and that was one of the most popular streams i've had in a bit so you know what that taught me like you know how like normally you're supposed to stream like new games and games that people really like i don't think that's the trick man i'm gonna give you this streaming tip just be [ __ ] annoying as [ __ ] and people show up yeah they're not showing up because of the video games we're playing they're showing up because it's really goddamn annoying because it's [ __ ] annoying yeah because i i streamed me playing chug dug on guitar for an hour and just being like i don't know what's the secret phrase i'll stop once you say it and they're like do it you have any hints and i'm like no i think it's rad that you could play that song on guitar now i like that song a lot um yeah well not that not the chug chug song the the actual song the american boy yeah yeah it's the stall is it's good it turns out what was [Music] it's requiring a lot more focus than i was prepared to give to it i was having a big problem where i kept fat fingering like a different key that wasn't caps luck still wondering why caps lock is the key that makes you [ __ ] run in this game yeah that doesn't feel good i like shifting my run key and control being my duck speed i will crush you there's not a lot more places for me to hide out here all right um oh i'm in here [Music] kill him you have to kill him i'm working on it you're gonna kill him kill him i'm trying to find the button oh there's there's a lot in here you know what's one thing you definitely can't do by yourself what get a divorce um i think that's what guns are for what shooter it takes two to get a divorce very texas of him yeah his texas came out texas came out a bit i found something i think we can use it don't touch anything you shouldn't just touch everything that wasn't a suggestion that was just a thing you know moon baboon did you watch uh godzilla versus kong yet no is it good yeah oh okay go ahead and steer it around so i can shoot him i'll find him i really enjoyed watching that like stupid [ __ ] monkey just get [ __ ] well well done i mean you know they fight each other but there was something really satisfying about seeing like teen kong just get [ __ ] like smacked and like thrown into buildings and [ __ ] it's like it was like a [ __ ] like honestly like i like them but it was just godzilla's so much it was fun don't don't spoiler this for anybody chat don't spit i don't spoil it but i don't know you see him you see the monkey yeah left up i have a radar yeah i'm looking at your screen but it's like i'm not yeah just keep going just keep going until he appears on screen that i can shoot it felt like watching an mma match it but but you know with the lizard and a monkey who are really big that's awesome like they're doing like like i think at one point there's a camel clutch and godzilla puts kong in the in the camel clutch i'm a best friend hello she hasn't played with you for years bro you've been monitoring her come on very toy story-esque yeah maybe we can help you become friends again no you think so yes god his eyes are weird who's to play with you again but you have to help us get back to her okay little does he know that the second we're human beings again we are going to burn this thing so fast you won't make her cry yeah yeah yeah we promise that's a lie yeah we're totally gonna make her cry whatever happens i'll always be her best friend i was expecting him to like explode or something yeah same that was the that was the attitude he was giving off yeah she's over there she's gonna get up and do something else immediately this might look strange but it's us it's mom and dad oh she can't see us because of the magic blah blah blah she can't see us sweetheart we need to talk he just starts kicking the [ __ ] out of her please cry please cry she's got her airpods in wait wait look oh that'll make her cry i mean that's [ __ ] terrifying what if you just go like there is no god just like take her pencil and write that stuff around her to get her attention yes that's perfect this is like that animal crossing horror movie i know you you watch that right what what the elephant the animal crossing horror movie that somebody made like the [ __ ] f seven minute long movie i don't remember that we make rose cry what what are they going to do they're going to destroy her throwing her like favorite toy well just got to get through her toys well this would have been a lot easier if you tidy what if they just got an onion and like cut it up in front of her yeah what if you just stab her with anything you just stab her really hard that that makes most people cry that would make me cry if you stabbed me really hard yeah we must remember to clean under her bed yeah noted yeah they're not getting any parents of the year award or anything like that well i mean again i feel like their relationship is on the rocks because of the the kids like normally in divorces you got to be like listen you aren't the reason we're getting divorced you know like we just have our own things going on or whatever right you have to buy a replacement later yeah no but it really is her fault this time no i think it is because like she she thought demon like magic was unacceptable she did fix lately she's gotten attached to it again get a load of this okay well let's just find it the delayed reaction to check out those bulls let's rodeo can you do me a favor come down here yeah just don't don't don't move no no don't move oh okay go over there yeah rev look out have you ever done this have you ever ridden a bull uh a bull yeah like a mechanical bull uh no we don't do that type of thing here they have one at a bar down here so you imagine they haven't been a lot of bars down here all down down there excuse me so they've like got the line for the bar and that leads to the uh to the bowl so by the time you actually get your turn you're tanked so you don't stay on very long how is it you don't like vomit immediately i would assume a lot of people do and it's like you're doing it while drunk too which is right yeah yeah i'm surprised you haven't wrote a real bull being that you're from texas no that's dangerous man oh i'm actually missing these prompts like a [ __ ] come on now junk bull riding it's the only ever time the only time i've ever ridden a bull was when i was drunk it's kind of the thing you would do if you were drunk i think that's how they got around having that as a thing in the first place i can't imagine anyone like how bored in your life are you that you're like hey that animal that could kill us what if no hear me out what if we got in it okay everything about that's awesome here here launch me uh is it infinite supply of cars i think so just a little pull not a lot just a little bit all right that's good go what what say get a load of this get a load of this suited rev all right we're gonna try that again apparently our daughter is not noticing these explosions at all yeah no this is fine okay there's the dashcon ball pet down there filled with vomit there you go this one's gonna work yeah that one's good and then you died anyway yeah so what i just all i got was an achievement do you want to die very cool of you i missed my my shot of it very cool what okay why that happened to you too at one point yeah i don't i don't know oh yeah i'm gonna get in it i [ __ ] up yeah i [ __ ] up a little bit i'm gonna get i'm gonna get in and um go for it yeah what if i just do that much failure really susceptible to crying like they respawn us directly in the path of the [ __ ] cars [Music] okay hot enough yeah it takes literally nothing to make a [ __ ] child cry like i i don't know why this is that hard like the entire premise of this game right now is just make your child cry i remember getting in a fight with a kid once and i just hit him in the back of the head with that's definitely too much but go ahead i was also a kid at the time remember when you stabbed that guy and made him i didn't stab him i just chased him down listen it was fine he was breaking and entering that's different i'm allowed to chase him with a knife if he tries to break in on her that seems fair to me oh yeah you know i was uh i had a family day on easter and did you chase someone down with a switchblade no the kids were crying over [ __ ] nothing like the kid i god i don't even know what happened like [ __ ] i don't know his sister like looked at him wrong and he cried like it was [ __ ] outrageous they were crying over literally [ __ ] nothing and then he like hid under a table for an hour and a half and it's like what could have possibly have [ __ ] happened what what possibly could have [ __ ] happened to make you hide under a table for an hour and a [ __ ] half i've had that mood you know there are times i just want to hide under the table for an hour and a half that's fair but when was the last time in a ball pit oh that was the time rose pushed me in we should jump in it could be fun it's like an infinite [ __ ] waterfall of balls yeah man the game tells you to jump into it and then it just kills you yes uh this holds this up so you can go across i was completely expecting that and i'm surprised you didn't do it sooner i thought of it only at that point yeah i was like sitting here waiting for the [ __ ] the shoe to drop i was like there's no way he's not gonna do it oh there there's some for you now ah so every easter um my mom likes to buy peeps for for me and the kids but mostly for me do you know pizza and sh i do know of peeps so yeah so my mom she was really confused because she was like listen i i went to um went to like four or five what's up uh there's another thing you need to do go ahead she's like i went to four or five different stores and i couldn't find any peeps and i'm like what was there a peep shortage she was like no it was weird like that there was no way maybe it was a peep shortage but she was like i thought that peeps might have been canceled and i was like mom what the [ __ ] in in the name of god could that possibly [ __ ] mean and she she goes did the peeps people say something racist i don't think the people have anything that they don't say [ __ ] what i was like what peeps are canceled you hear did her first peeps are over party he's like did the peeps do something racist it's like volkswagen where it's like oh well you know it was secretly made by hitler and like nazi germany yeah it's like one of those things uh there are buttons do you see where i'm looking yeah i love that i love that a lot that right on the ground it was such a [ __ ] like boomer moment you know what i mean yeah what oh this over here yeah oh i see what's going on here okay i got you don't worry cool oh [ __ ] i'm dead never mind i don't got you okay but you start there peeps are handmade by slave children it could have been something like that yeah i would believe that like hershey's does that but like you know chocolate what was it with the the monkeys that were being forced to like harvest cocoa beans or something weird that was nathan's hot dogs oh there was something involving like slave chimpanzee labor or something okay we're gonna do that again ready no not yet too late coke monkey's made to collect coconuts yes that was it sorry monk they like weren't yeah so now they get like minimum wage or something i don't know i listen mike i wasn't paying attention or reading i just read a thumbnail you know um i read like the the headline it was like monkey's not paid minimum wage or some [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you talked about monkey unions man they gave them like like health benefits and [ __ ] yeah yeah they get a 40 hour work week monkey unions i hope you don't run into any mice yeah those are thumbtacks maybe they're friendly and actually help us in this world oh fat chance i didn't swallow i think that that was what he was gonna say you thought he was gonna say [ __ ] that yeah someone is pointing out that like if uh i think harry potter was like pg-13 is that right uh what rating was harry potter i think one of them was pg-13 no most of them were pg i guess no a couple of them were pg they're no that was fantastic beasts what if so someone was asking what if they made it pg-13 what if they made harry potter pg-13 yeah they would be allowed to say one [ __ ] in the pg-13 ones and then in the pg ones they couldn't say any and they didn't right because it was like in the later ones where it's like super [ __ ] up right it's kind of unbelievable that like harry potter wouldn't say [ __ ] in some of those situations yeah like he totally should have said [ __ ] harry did you put your [ __ ] name in the goblet of fire i'm harry [ __ ] potter yeah dumbledore should definitely get to say like if you look at the situations yeah it's hard to believe that no that like nobody would curse right are you having a hard time there huh bud bobby gets his own sack his own [ __ ] sack da and dobby says what are we doing no [ __ ] clue oh i see if i hold this down then you can skate on it what oh okay well i don't know where that leaves you oh i don't know i'll figure it out oh okay okay i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to tell you what uh what button to press okay okay all right do you know your animals no go for it that's frog dead instantly dead you need to press the oh the lion press the lion button i can do horse come oh we're going to be here for a while huh expect a [ __ ] patronus there's a lot of movies that would be done better if they allowed one mouse pig no pig pig frog trap [ __ ] frog isn't an option it's gotta be bear you could see my screen yeah i don't even need to tell you what buttons to press uh pig [Music] so frog oh [ __ ] decided to snap me to that one instead all right you can just watch my screen it's easier that way well i pressed the button i just pressed it a little bit too late yeah it's good you can see where i was having troubles uh you got lion okay so it's okay got it man this shouldn't be this hard no this is this is basic animal knowledge lion sheep sheep what what else frog frog i'm hitting frog i'm hitting frog mouse lion uh lion lion i got it i got lion okay we did it all right we did it we did it hit the cow switch let's see we know our we know animals oh this is a big moment for me dude you know your animals are you gonna are you gonna retake the test for you know passing kindergarten i'm gonna retake it i think i'm finally ready i think you are man i believe in you thank you wow how are you making that happen um just did a little dash with the shift thing and just you know it worked it's kind of jank it worked for me too thank you that one sucks now we're good wrong button i pressed f you're missing a mini game hold up where is there one down here oh yeah there is one yeah yeah there's this are those snakes or hoops for throwing balls reptiles with balls to score you put the balls in my mouth mr reptile well this isn't basketball looks a lot easier we say we both fail oh oh [ __ ] you're gonna be good and i'm not why do you think that because you have one that i don't okay okay i'm now i'm [ __ ] this up do we get more for the harder ones or is it just like i'm trying to find out whoa that was close failure that that sucked yeah that was um that was embarrassing yeah all right what if i wha what if i get an own goal okay yeah you got a bunch of points for that middle one yeah yeah i'm [ __ ] i'm absolutely [ __ ] [ __ ] okay maybe this oh you're done oh you're done did you get the top one i am yet to i am yet to get a top one i just got 12 points and you got zero points i was trying to go for the trick shots one more wow how did you okay i'm not messing around here thoroughly trounced you got trouble i'm just gonna go for the big one the whole time and eventually i'll get it god trounced is a good word trounce is a good word you don't get to use it often come yeah that's a good word too [ __ ] oh so much calm happening damn is like every mini game we find like you'll you'll kick ass at one and then i'll suck at the next one or yeah i know what you mean yes that like we're just we're taking turns sucking at the mini games is what i'm trying to say yeah i just didn't i didn't have that one at all that that was a clean defeat i just wanted you to have two wins rather than a win and a light tie no cheating oh baldi's basics man we have to solve it mike please stop mike mike but stop doing that mike solve the puzzle all right so let's try and solve this math problem i have a nine nine four huge math mike please nine plus six is nine plus six mike mike mike nine just go stand on the go go to the sick mike's mike is he's wrong isn't this right no wait what yes [ __ ] it was five this time [ __ ] no nine four five and four yay [ __ ] this nine and six nine and six nine and six uh oh [ __ ] we need to agree on what we're doing four it's nine to four no you said this would be easy man five four plus six what do you mean four plus six is ten go stand on the six nine plus five [Music] oh oh okay i got is that orange cherries i haven't seen any like ones yet cherries i got cherries over here cherry's in the top right you just you just you just ruined my life you're just ruining you're just ruining my life you call the shots i'm not gonna flip any i'll flip this first one orange okay stop stop touching things stop where's the strawberry strawberry's right here don't do anything okay we saw a banana before right yeah bananas right here right here trying to banana turning banana banana we're dead we're not dead we're dead all right all right we're going to both have to do it let me know when you find banana i'll let you know when i find orange i follow anything stop stop don't touch anything okay i found one too where'd you find eggplant yeah [ __ ] dude don't touch anything don't touch mike divorce is happening forever here strawberry orange no you need to be doing them as well strawberry strawberry all right all right cherry banana banana [Music] pear pear i got a pair i got a pair [ __ ] it up i [ __ ] it up i [ __ ] it up you need to do the top rows and memorize what those are and i'll do the bottom the toddler check yeah egg cherry pear orange i got a pair i got a pair i got a pair go go for it i got one so i don't do anything okay next i put lip flip strawberry i got a pair go ahead okay where's pear pear is down here no bananas pear pear no okay we got the strategy now now orange what do you mean this isn't timed what is it then is it attempts it's attempts oh we thought it was timed the entire time okay let's [ __ ] this one up because i don't know what we've got we thought it was timed the entire the entire time all right get up clock yep yep all right that's that's eggplant that is eggplant yeah i will stand on eggplant you flip over one that's banana just keep going for him strawberry eggplant eggplant is here okay it takes two brain cells chet said don't know where that is just pick one at random banana banana is here yeah and this one's banana yeah this one's orange okay i don't know where that is keep looking you know strawberry was it this one yeah oh nice okay toddler check let's go all right this one pear do you know our pears where's the oh left no no down here no down here okay wow nice memory dude cherries we've seen cherries it's this no what is it [ __ ] stop stay there stay there trace is next to you on your ride okay we got this hell yeah oh oh more math it's drool no it's draw by numbers it's it's this way oh i see we have to like work i go up and down okay you have to do left and right i do up and down so then why aren't you going down to the six because six comes aft after five we already got the six go to the seven it's the most jank okay eight but the set the seven didn't get hit it did we didn't count it just keep going did it yeah it does a little circle thing if we get it yeah yeah this looks good okay god damn it all right oh this thing's gonna look so bad how is the the the ink that we already put down [ __ ] moving i don't know what the [ __ ] is it a boat i think it's a boat up go up up i didn't see it all right yeah you got it six and 27. oh really he's a cat yeah oh is that a cat see like yeah [Music] i mean sure that was a cat all right i like how no one called that [ __ ] people were like florida oh mouse time don't tell me we have to play with every toy rose has labyrinth games oh those are fun why are you so excited i used to love them as a child well i've never seen you play them with rose of course i have she beats me every time looks like he's interested in some cheese doing things activities with our daughter yeah right chad did you enjoy this this did you enjoy watching us fail at math at math chat uh there's a thing you can press over there really embarrassing for me i hope you guys liked it the math yeah it's the anxiety yeah the anxiety is real so so oh oh i hate we do it we we do this by stepping on it yeah you just kind of like roll it around but we don't want it oh well we're [ __ ] oh well we're [ __ ] then yeah we're [ __ ] all right i hate these i hate these yeah these these are angry i bought one of these as a kid and like i legit cried i remember that i remember buying it with my allowance and then crying because i was so upset of how [ __ ] it was the the regret yeah it was like the first time i felt buyer's remorse an important lesson yeah it was because i was like you know i could get the thing that i actually want or i could get this thing now and uh turns out the thing now was bad we're going to be here for a while no no no no yeah we're going to beef this you know we we got this man look we just got to let that oh my no why are you down there why did you go down there because i was going because there's a hole there mike why why why do that why why why why why why not do that why do that why so you see the whole thing you think we both need to be on here like maybe it'd be easier if one of us just [ __ ] up no we can't we can't because it'll like i mean like we we literally can't leave okay good stuff all right we're gonna i'm gonna go up over here i feel like over here is the way to be yeah yeah so we we we go this like you gotta come down a bit so we can like steer it some and then we go up and then we go down to the left why is everybody acting like it's my fault why is everybody kind is it's definitely not okay so mike you need to you need to go down and then to the right you see this there's a hole then we go up to the left all right is that is that good why is everybody acting like it's my fault what's that about mike because it totally wasn't it's so lazy mike but it so completely wasn't it was wasn't was my fault it was not my fault it was not my fault it was nuts you see told you the mice are friendly what cutest it gave me such a like oh you didn't jump did you jackass jump what was that [ __ ] about what oh because i failed and you failed all right let's both not fail okay okay that sounds like a plan big ass my dude i like the puzzles where only one of us has to succeed because then i can [ __ ] up yeah that was not one of those no no that one we actually needed to like uh oh let me just hold this for a bit and see what you think you made like an understanding sound of like oh i get what's happening can you can you fill me in on that because i'm not getting uh the green side is retracting because you're not holding the switch anymore but if i hold it right you can do the yellow oh but i need to let it go a bit do you it's that way you could get up there and then you swing over there and you do that and then that helps me question mark consumed by the ball pit someone in chat described the game someone came in was like what is this game and then twinkmaster69 said it's toy story puzzle platformer with divorce i mean yeah with divorce though with divorce they're not wrong that's right no it's it's accurate are we we're good to go look good that was the whole puzzle you know i still have no idea what happened in that room pull my finger you got that sound effect right still ready to go yeah so you have one of those like stream button things right i bought it but i didn't set it up because i'm lazy and stupid really what bart jokes are the best here okay yeah pump it up again then i'll fart it oh you didn't you didn't fart it i'm supposed to apparently do this instead oh jesus [ __ ] oh god rev why is there a math equation on the blackboard over there ignore it i'm sure it's not important i feel like the math equation is probably something we need to pay attention to hi toasty scones someone is getting a stiffy from this puzzle what the [ __ ] does that mean um some people have a fart fetish hey i hate that all right and then from here here goes down on the other whoopee cushion this one yeah and then i'm gonna i'm gonna launch you and then you gotta grab that hook over there you see it the one in the middle of the room yeah give me a second okay okay good job it worked unknown says i knew a guy who had a fart fetish it it's past tense because once you find that out about a person you never speak to them again right yeah that's not denver thank you for um raid caldera thank you for 32 months for it uh clerch thank you for the sub uh and then unknown thank you for the hundred bits and the awful story um i think you're gonna hit the other one first i'm hitting both of them until something happens okay um okay hit that okay cool all right now now just hit that one that you yeah keep hitting that one the one i just hit yeah okay someone just said jabroni mike carcat moments how does that make you feel i mean like you know i feel like chat forces some of those memes mike isn't just a ball of yelling anger who just hates everything he's ever done prior to now who are we kidding yes i am yeah i mean i'm i'm trying to make you not car cat you don't want us to be car cat and dave because dave cat is a very popular ship look i swim like a [ __ ] dolphin and then i got eaten i thought there's a thing in there jump one two three that's it don't i get a teddy bear or something what the [ __ ] i'm doing a thing jump three times crouch air dash ground pound i'm doing it see i thought i was making the thing pop out but i think that's unrelated yeah it is just i think if you're just in there it tries to eat you jump three times there you go where's the prize give me something useful the puzzlers are becoming too complex for us i think yeah they got like matching and stuff not just like things that i've seen in video games before yeah we've we've become the difficulty curve is severe right now it's yeah the matching puzzle i mean i don't know what you want me to do like you want me to remember that was insane the fact that we were able to do that was was very shocking flip the switch what what what did you do there was a uh there was a the pipe thing so i did the pipe thing you're probably gonna have to do the other pipe thing well i did the pipe thing oh okay so now both the pipe things are done i think we did it platforming unknown thank you for the gift sub to giraffe flavored condoms what do you think they taste like i mean traps i would guess yeah that was that was the right answer there's an etch a sketch over here hey cody grab the other one all right now obviously we have this i know okay so you're up and down so we going for the the head or the balls first um make like the head on the top okay i've got a little bit to the side and then all right i'm going in you just have to learn to use what you have to make something great okay now go down okay and then all right all right you're at the okay hold up it doesn't really look like a penis it did look like a giraffe though no it did so i mean there's that all right just keep going up keep going up long dick all right and then just like with a weird head how weird we talking dude um all right now go down all right now all right where are we at all right all right we're gonna we're gonna try that again why don't we just uh here here get it to go up a bit and we'll reset again all right all right cool there we go california deck it was shaped like california all right so i'm gonna go let's do the balls first all right now go up some all right and then and then now you can go up for the shaft all right and then just all right now go down wow have you ever seen a penis all right now go up there you go that's what mine looks like what does yours look like uh well mine is in that emote chat show what my [ __ ] looks like you you wanna try it again yeah one more go all right god this is impossible all right no up all right what's up that one looks like maryland the state of maryland yeah all right we we got we gotta we'll do it in like segments all right all right all right all right we're gonna call up bits okay all right all right all right so chef first up all right now stop now we're going for the head so go up a little bit just a little bit all right now stop now go down a little bit oh [ __ ] ice cream oh god okay hold on hold up that was me that was me all right all right all right all right up all right i'm gonna start the balls now all right i'm coming in i'm going up i'm going up i'm going i'm going i'm going down down all right i'm going down because you gotta have two separate balls it's okay if one's a little bigger now go up not that much bigger like a little bigger not like that god damn all the sperm is stored in one this is stored in the other one there you go that's good what what do you want mike uh i guess we could move on i guess all right i'm going for the balls it's a very sharp ball sack oh hey hey the cleavage turned out good hey no go down all right stop you're making a meatus a very deep meatus yes very deep meatus there you go it's walking it's a minecraft [ __ ] it's a creeper this is on your daughter's toy she's just like oh my god my toys are alive this one drew a dick i feel like if me and you were able to draw like a convincing dick it would be like a a real testament to our skill you know yeah i just oh [ __ ] do you oh you weren't around for autopilot but did you ever see the video where someone had one of these but it was you know the alligator but i owned the toys child so there's a youtube video where someone replaced all the top row with um thumbtacks yeah i saw that yeah absolutely [ __ ] all right what an anxiety-inducing image oh i missed so it's russian relax for children that's what this toy is right exactly [ __ ] loose tooth toady sorry loose tooth toady needs your help with his trip to the dentist but watch out he's a feisty fellow here ago well i i was thinking uh it didn't really tell us anything we didn't already know yeah i mean that's that's the game socially acceptable russian roulette for children okay let's see if we can go more than like one try each without [ __ ] it up ooh well i mean eventually eventually somebody wins and somebody loses right like oh it really is russian roulette for children oh you're [ __ ] that's that's the bad tooth no there's there's plenty more that's the bad tooth no that's the bad news that's the one you lost no i can't believe you didn't [ __ ] lose now that's the bad tooth right there it is that's two out of three [ __ ] you lose tooth toady rigged rip dude man that reminded me that i'm supposed to go to the dentist soon and i don't want to and by the way frogs don't have teeth right oh what's up piggy enjoy some capitalism pig what's up you filthy you disgusting filthy [ __ ] pay pig do it just me end his life disgusting pay pig little red riding hood and the big bad wolf okay this isn't doing anything is it it's just to be cute batting team oh this is one like an actual mini game swing bat hit the ball to score points watch out me i should be real good at this i know how to bat a ball not as well that's right yeah we shouldn't be married yeah we there's like a oh unhealthy competitiveness that we've got going yeah yeah not not a healthy supportive kind of a thing is this a real toy probably seems very specific i'm [ __ ] yeah you are yeah at least i had toothy toad or whatever what happens if i just like bunt no beat you at your own game [ __ ] i was just warming up i love the word bunt it's so much fun probably just because it sounds like kanton yeah that's that word that makes the video demonetized you know what i saw an article about this youtube is gonna stop doing that apparently for the word for like a lot of words fidget spinners no [ __ ] ways really they only spin you know [Music] hold to launch what the [ __ ] i'm dead they come in handy how did you oh you have hit click again all right i'm turning it off god was that 2017 god we have so many like fidget spinners in the like discount section because no one [ __ ] bought them i turned this wheel but nothing happened there's another one [ __ ] yeah you were supposed to go hit that one have fun bud you get they get a lot of moment they get a lot of work out of those [ __ ] spin fish oh oh this is delightful jalam no this game is this game is really cool why did you think that was gonna work um cause i'm dumb there's another one yeah i like this game a lot it's a very good game yeah yeah that whole finish fidget spinner fad was just it was super fast it feels like a [ __ ] fever dream now you know but it was like so interconnected with like fortnite memes you know was it i feel like fortnite and fidget spinners kind of had the same energy you know which is what like lack of [ __ ] attention and bad parenting just you know zoomers both kids and man childs man childs man childs i owned one of my man oh yeah don't ask questions like busted it was like broken so it was being thrown out i'm like that's mine all right an obstacle course why did you like it a lot of it was made by rose she doesn't make it easy why was this how was this made as an op your child is way too smart it's because she was planning on shrinking us down into dolls for years like this is her evil master yeah like honestly like i feel like the child is to blame for most if not all of this starting with the divorce yeah i feel like that maybe like all of our issues as parents are directly linked to her you know like if he's fighting all of this [ __ ] out there's no reason to plan this out if we get rid of the child it solves a lot of our problems that's what i'm saying dude it solves pretty much all of our problems if she's out of the picture i'm saying we need to kill our daughter yeah i agree or at least put her up for adoption and then we like when they're like why just be like [ __ ] hater so i'm supposed to mesh e yeah fidget spinner man the fidget had bad vibes oh hell yes you like each other what you guys want to [ __ ] and let me watch challenges to overcome let's keep on going we got a relationship to feed oh no all right now everybody get naked time for the pink floyd segment oh god [Music] freaking crazy okay oh god what was the scp in control the uh the the lawn flamingo you didn't play you didn't play that game no it's a game because they need to hide loading screens yeah vm kid thank you for the four months of support yeah this is uh this is not a d what what is it when like you drink but then you don't feel good afterwards but it's not the next day a hangover is it still a hangover if it's not the next day man i don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about man so like if you wake up and you feel like [ __ ] because you drank the day before that's a hangover right but what if you drink and then you just continue to be awake and then it wears off but then you feel like [ __ ] what is that i think that's just called like being alive man no no no it's because of the alcohol that you feel like [ __ ] i think that's just still called a hangover that's still a hangover okay i have a hangover but you drank two days ago not yet no no i i drink today you drank alcohol today yeah didn't you get like th the culvert shot that was i mean the alcohol was before i knew i was getting the covet shot it probably [ __ ] it all up that's probably why you're turning into billboard baggins oh that's probably true you know stressful days were you just drinking alcohol like [ __ ] noon is that is that i mean more or less yeah not gonna do that again um where the [ __ ] are we going look at the floor yeah it's wild but i don't think it's helping us any i'm the yellow lines oh there's a pattern over the other side maybe we need to match it you see it no like look across the thing towards the yellow portal you see on the floor yes all right now does it have to be mirrored or so so these two and then well but these two we can't turn off okay so so you think it's connect stand on the two missing spots okay oh boy are we stupid yeah it was actually very easy it turns out wow we're [ __ ] stupid what it's fine in my experience it's possible for you to get the hangover like while you're still drunk like that's what happens to me that sucks like i'll get the hangover like while i'm drinking like i won't like i won't even get like i just skip to being drunk and feeling good part now and just go straight to the hangover why even bother them i don't know i don't know like a freaking franken sweet double rainbow oh oh um i'll take these two uh you need to do the bottom ones [ __ ] you talking about bottom ones uh you see the four in the middle yeah you see how there's one missing there between uh like go go down i i have no way of telling you how to go there go towards the middle go go towards a reflection that you hear these sounds like they're they're squelchy and like disturbing they're weird man what the [ __ ] yeah this is your puzzle this is just a [ __ ] scp like section in control that's what this is what's real anymore who am i this is the [ __ ] astral plane he's having a [ __ ] existential crisis oh god what is this subsea thank you for the raid let's look around uh [Music] there should be like uh yeah here i got this all right i'm now on the tower oh i'm gonna turn the blue one uh yes yes you are cool so did you see the hot new thing on on twitch what the hot the hot new sensation what is it come it's come no it's not mike i need you to come down here because i [ __ ] the whole puzzle up we got to start it over again no i can get you to do the thing that i did okay and then now you get uh so there's uh hot tub streams so people are streaming from a hot tub okay can you like you get you get it you get in the hot tub and then you uh you stream from inside the hot tub you need to do a different one mike i'm pretty sure yeah you need to control the yellow one somehow that's what i'm doing uh go down a floor and control it so so like explain to me the premise like one person has a hot tub and then what uh you just stream yourself in the hot tub and um you know you have your boobies out and stuff and you you just uh you stream like that what do you think you want you want to do it you want to do one so so we get in the hot tub and i take my tits out yeah you get you take your tits out and you're gonna sit in the hot tub and you have your tits uh out in a hot tub you know what you know i was telling you what nfts mean and all that turns out i was wrong did you know that you were wrong about nfts yeah uh nft actually stands for nice [ __ ] tits so everybody's trying to figure out if this is like legit you know like is it if this is a violation of twitch tos and and all that but um i just keep thinking like how like how do these people you know what would happen if i tried to do that my entire pc would fall in the hot tub and i would [ __ ] electrocute myself how did i do that he vomited clay that's my organs there she is yeah you just vomited up a lung that's easy we just have to get to the magic castle which i built by the way you built a magic castle yeah yeah you're not the only one in the family who can build cool stuff oh really yeah really and uh there's a [ __ ] magic castle there straight there that vomit looks like a third would you just trust me thank you remarkably so yeah just took a [ __ ] on the ground through my mouth no the tits are are not like these people will be in like swimsuits and stuff yeah yeah they'll be in bikinis and stuff um what is what is the function of the stream it's like a just chatting like irl you know but i'm in a hot tub i should probably help you instead of just sitting here doing nothing huh you're good um you see another one of these nerds or do we need uh what is oh jesus what i found uh what i wonder what the point of this is um i found the funko pop yeah bring the funko pop down they talk about stupid [ __ ] for horny people i mean like listen i'm thinking about doing a hot tub hot tub time machine stream yeah yeah i'm gonna just do it are they are they kissing they're kissing me it's cute i can't believe you bought our daughter funko pops those dolls look useful yeah i know we already figured that out yeah we we know that part what are you talking about this doesn't look like the way to the castle i told you to trust me [Music] it reminds you that you want to do a hot tub stream no i wanted to do a thing where it's like a bot that um randomly combines like bits where they're like that reminds me of the time that we and then instead of it playing whatever the actual clip is it just plays a random bit from family guy from when they would say that man that's one of the worst things i ever heard in my life you should totally do this right yeah i love that idea i don't know how to do it because it would make as much sense it's gonna take some serious technical know-how i mean i guess i could just roll a dice or some [ __ ] but like you know family guy randomizer entire episode's a family guy but it's all randomized as luigi guy all right i'll do that sounds god-awful what the [ __ ] is he talking about i don't know let me jump up on its [ __ ] head or whatever oh there you go oh are you seeing what's happening to me goodbye oh oh all right maybe i shouldn't be hanging out on this thing's neck i'm gonna go around this way yeah go go to the starting line lug nut oh thank you for the the year of support permis pimas yeah pink penis oh this is starting to make sense you like dinosaurs i do like dinosaurs yes i'm a dinosaur connoisseur uh i think you have to do something no are there other dinosaurs that i could use look look on the look on my screen oh how do i get over there you got to get over there i don't know you got to do it though can you can you turn it around or something flip it again flip it again uh try jumping on that thing there ah and then i'll hold it and then you do it again oh please don't drop that on me go ahead okay you got that out of your system uh-huh yeah go for it clever girl you gotta move it over to me now no he didn't drop it he [ __ ] slammed it down on my [ __ ] yeah no no that was like i had to make a legitimate effort to do that [ __ ] you got to lift me up i think boy hold on because that can't be like that okay that makes sense what you [ __ ] me [ __ ] the goblins so yeah they're trying to figure out if the hot tub streaming is like technically porn and against tos like twitches or like people well you know people like should they be able to stream like in bikinis yeah i guess twitch and people i think it's probably just people and they're upset that titties they're upset that titties i think that they're upset oh you don't need to do that i guess oh you do need to do that hold up give me one sec all right now do it no because i need to stand on that one no i'll use this once that way it doesn't oh that's what oh okay okay and then hold up do it again wait oh no this is the problem wait oh i don't know oh um okay okay no i got this i got this all right now i grab this one and you do it one more time there we go now we got it no they're in bikinis chat they're not um they're not naked they're not naked yeah good job i guess the question is what is the what's the purpose in the function and how could it be done like could it be done without that and is there a reason that it is against cos i i mean like clearly that's the intent is titties but that's fun yep i bet you it's real fun ah full [ __ ] now what well if i let you go then you'll die you just need to like can you do it underneath me oh there you go i'm thinking about doing one of these streams in a bikini what do you think i think you should sex appeal it'd be pretty hot right it would be i'd jerk off wait did i do that what happened you jerk off i'd jerk after that yeah nice respect your work just grab on to that don't try and jump off of it now jump it's it's bed it's bad hold on all right go go up come so bring it down bring it down bring it down all the way now go i'm gonna have to do the shift dash go up nice i think take that you big freaking idiot sorry mr dino nothing personal i meant it personally personally oh look it's you at the beginning of the stream yeah all right coming through why do i smell smoke smoke i don't smell anything your nose has always been sensitive oh yeah boy sure looks [ __ ] weird i don't think we actually have to worry about this no it's fake yeah this is just happening it's all fake [Music] we are rolling with way too much stupid [ __ ] yeah well look on the bright side at least all the toys that i bought rose are finally coming in handy yeah like that one over there oh mr tentacles you said we're rolling with too much stupid [ __ ] what do you mean oh and you left click to shoot no this is boss fight yep if they give us a weapon it's gonna be a boss fight big oh it's going to be hard to steer this thing dude ah we got it it's like frustrating i'm trying to move the mouse up so i could aim higher but the game doesn't want you doing that you have you have one aim setting what is this i'm moving backwards why sorry we'd turn [Music] oh we're gonna die here a lot no we're fine we haven't taken any damage yet i'm freaking out man i'm breaking up this is cool this is cool i think this game is fantastic it feels like a slightly uh more child safe a way out yeah i mean still divorce is a pretty heavy theme but we're not getting divorced by the end of this we're going to follow they're totally going to be together by the end of this but i mean like god they seem like not a good couple [Music] yeah that dumb [ __ ] book should just let this divorce happen yeah honestly like some people aren't meant to be married hey guys we don't have to do this we come in peace hey i don't like their cannons let's go for the right one first and just keep our back against the wall all right aye aye cappy oh that hurt a lot that hurt a lot well that was i think we got hit with two cannons yeah we did so we're fine we're getting this like super tight holy [ __ ] uh-huh our steering is on point man yep it's power love yeah hey little [Music] it's a whirlpool are you steering at all i'm not doing anything oh that's not good right or left um left okay or if we just slam into this [ __ ] i think we're go right go right shoot it holy god we have three hp left how are we not hitting it deleted that octopus is the physical manifestation of divorce go ahead all right there we go back it up a little bit there we go yes soy witch mike is the one in the blue in the blue wheel why why why are you all right let's go left this time so go go backwards on your end watch where we're going all right now forwards and backwards to steer us more to that side there you go you can't spell divorce without war well i hate that oh you know we we can't aim we can't aim up anymore no there's no up this is going like [ __ ] yeah no we can't aim up anymore no they're it's just straightforward you can go forward or backward on your wheel and then the other person can go forward or backwards oh why did you have to buy this stupid ugly octopus it is not ugly in real life it is super cute and huggable hey mr octopus don't listen to her you are super cute [Music] you see the art of flattery stop talking and start shooting [Music] it's a whirlpool shoot our way out you called the whirlpool yeah i mean we need to shoot we need to try to turn it up nice movie [ __ ] bat oh god we need to turn faster mike mike keep turning keep turning keep turning we lived same phase as the first one again oh [ __ ] we had no time to react to that i think that was a scripted loss yeah i think so there's little baby minions [ __ ] yep all right all right right right right that one was on me get [ __ ] we got this like a well-oiled machine now yeah we're good now we're very well oiled we're not even communicating what needs to be done we're just like on that [ __ ] i love that i'm all oiled up and ready for my hot tub stream baby now i'm starting to feel sick do you think people will listen to us just because of our voices uh maybe is that different than titties you think it's are you asking if it's better to have a nice voice or nice tits like i said in the real world it was cute and it did not well i have i have the full package i got the voice and the tits nice dude hi that's an nft right there you're doing your taxes um yeah i i really don't want to do my taxes i i'm gonna just not do them just kidding i'm gonna do them but boy do i not want to do them i have been procrastinating the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of that like i have never procrastinated anything harder twitch one sucks it's terrible like twitching youtube just suck doing taxes first date it's a 10.99 yeah multiple 1099s from every company you're involved in it's a total disaster it blows youtube and twitch and then there's spreadshirt and then uh cronog well now nexus because both happened in the same year oh yeah i hate that creepy balloon why'd you have to sit you've seen it there's a clown section i remember when we saw that jack in the box in the opening cut scene for the game and we questioned that anybody would ever buy that for their child did we that sounds right the elephant over there but that's the queen huh oh god that's right yeah rose uh gave the elephant a crown you know a queen's crown so rose made the elephant into a queen imagine paying this much attention to the dumb [ __ ] your kids do killing a queen pardon me killing who no no no no she said chilling yeah chilling with the queen we are really looking forward to chilling with her right i see well all visitors must prove themselves worthy of an audience with the queen that thing is disturbing and then you will be granted access to the castle great yeah i don't like it yeah let's go pop that creepy balloon ryuja side chad is on that already they're just like yes i think it's regicide not like regis philbin as well while we're on it sure why not okay that one is me all right you [ __ ] beefed that very cool i got an idea hold on i'm going to help you go oh [ __ ] oh yeah little early that's my fault he's already dead well then there you go oh he's dead good job brev yeah man i was on that [ __ ] yeah you were uh is that it oh there's another one figure out where that oh we don't know yet oh god i hate it you could totally yeah you see what's going i see what's going on yeah partners regis side when you kill regis go for it all right did they cancel peeps peeps got cancelled i was like wow i mean like listen whatever what a boomer oh right come on let's get it oh are we doing something to make this no i think this is just happening this is our life now um i fell oh [ __ ] don't don't fall down here man it's a real bad time yeah enjoy that oh i'm [ __ ] completely [ __ ] i live down here now like when my grandma asked if hookahs were the same thing as hookers i can see how you get that um okay you wanna go get a hookah i've talked about how horrifying dyslexia is in the past about when i first heard of um that it was like 75 or like 30 of teenagers have tried uh cannibalism at some point that sounds wrong what was it actually saying uh cannabis man that's some serious munchies though yeah oh i'm probably dead oh it's too low that was my bad you ever get so high you smoke so much weird you get so hungry you start [ __ ] eating your friend's face yeah man dude just like sorry like this your face feels feels real nice man i'm just gonna start chewing on it man yes just feel it oh you actually have to go around yeah your head all right you got to steer it right you aim all right all right you ready go yeah go jump hitchcock 80 of teens had tried have tried cannibalism yeah yeah it [ __ ] me up for like a solid like hour or so because i was like i have exactly like three friends which means that like and i haven't tried eating anyone before which means that one of my friends has [Laughter] like statistically those are the odds and i was like jesus [ __ ] what oh [Music] are you doing anything or you just like vibing i'm not i'm not pressing any buttons i'm not doing absolutely anything at all you know how you now have two friends right because one of them ate the other one right yeah that was the other thing it's like am i next uh you're gonna have to tilt it oh so you just had to keep it upright i didn't press any buttons that entire time well that was the trick did absolutely nothing i don't know whatever well [ __ ] i'm doing this is it helping okay there you go okay well it's safe to say that was not the solution no ah [Music] oh [Music] all right i think i have to catch it yes you do all right don't throw it yet don't throw it yet okay we need to get in sync exactly but like better than this keep keep doing what you're doing i'm just gonna keep throwing you just like keep trying to be in sync with me and i'm just gonna keep trying to throw them at you it's probably a left click to pick it up or e yeah there you go you did it now you just gotta get it in the thing nice you know what that was pretty good where the [ __ ] clowns now we are mike play better mike played great i don't know what you're talking about mike mike good mike did did a good all right you get out of here are we yeah where are they clowns where's my circus we're like shitty [ __ ] clown like radio personalities that are also clowns i think we're like the court jester where the point of us is to be made fun of i saw an interesting tweet the other day they were like well i think if the past decade has taught us anything it's that 99 of of people's secret dream is to be some form of a [ __ ] radio announcer or like a [ __ ] radio dj and i'm like yeah yeah i guess like i never really knew how much i wanted to do something like this but now that i'm doing it it's like yep no this is pretty much what i wanted to do more or less broadcasting i wanted uh i wanted to do i wanted to just do weird [ __ ] um and do art and um share it with people and then i like video games so it kind of just worked out um i wanted to do animation i wanted to be like a new grounds animator back when that was a thing and then um do we need to okay yeah you gotta load it and then i oh we're trying to shoot the thing down oh it turned jesus that was so weird assassinated [Music] dude that was like daily [ __ ] plaza right there jesus [ __ ] thanks a lot let's get to the castle i mean he had a moment of fear before he died jesus like i didn't think he was like animate so i didn't feel bad about it until i saw him like go oh i have a family and he died he became aware of his mortality in that moment yeah lucid for his final moments yeah imagine being alive just long enough to know you're going to die oh straight to the castle huh just like i planned it see the castle hey the elephant she's up there yeah the gate must be nearby come on yeah i want honestly our get our daughter's attention get her to cry murder our tasks have been escalating very quickly i feel like we'll get her to cry in the process of killing her so it's like we're killing like two birds one stone here i'm just saying like we started off with just let's get her to notice us bird star squeeze the bird to make it sing my birth's gonna win whatever my bird is better than your bird well my brother are you making it do the other ones you know i have no idea what's happening right oh well done buddy oh it's a rhythm game thing that's right you're winning because i figured out like one attempt before you did oh we got this [Music] bird i'm starting to get this music oh [ __ ] well that went bad the winner is team you were in the lead by a lot how'd you beef it uh if you press the wrong button and it slips through then you lose points it's like the karaoke and yakuza you want to give it another go yeah best two out of three okay i like that rule all right i'm looking forward to this it's like angry birds bird you would have beaten him if you stuck it out and beaten milf dude milf is a bop what's milf the friday night funkin oh you like that game right yeah that song did you have you played it yet no i haven't played the game it's it's you know it's crap for the rapper or this you know but i mean they don't have the plot in yet i don't think but but there there's some good songs i listen to milf [Music] no of course jesus so bad [ __ ] god an easy win for me yeah i [ __ ] up so [ __ ] bad it's ddr but with your fingers yeah basically mike please dream friday night [ __ ] you want me to stream friday night [ __ ] how about i stream friday night [ __ ] on friday night you should it's a good one it's uh on it's io and it's free i'm trying to get hit by the train you're gonna see i like that plan friday night [ __ ] friday night we're gonna [ __ ] it's so hard for me to like everything ever since i was a child every time i saw the word funk oh i like how i got run over the [ __ ] down oh like i don't look at that i don't i don't see the word funk i i i only see the word [ __ ] check this out uh no where are you at no just just look at my screen oh yeah i forgot i could just look at your screen kill that guy wow you bastard oh they did the wilhelm scream that was the wilhelm screen one scream wasn't it all right i'm puzzling over here but there's there's fun things to do mike i think what you're doing might be involved in what we have to do oh is it really i thought i was just looking gate over around you can't i can't do it again he's dead people stay dead when they die most of the time do you do you see this situation right here this gate um sure on your screen i think we need to get this to go up somehow and then we can do the thing just you suck come come come over here shadow come over here come i need i need you yeah i need you over over here i think how up how up so oh [ __ ] how how how far into be becoming bill gates are you now um i mean like you know i i feel like doing some charitable things but um again only only if it involves me being able to have it as a tax write-off how do you do you look like him yet uh like you let me feel my face uh how far along i have no beard now i think i look like him i might look like him he said a bizarre thing the other day he was like he was the one talking about how much bananas were right why would he know how much bananas are because it was like can this rich person know like guess how much common household things are and he was like 10 bucks it was something weird like 10 15 bucks it's like no a bunch of bananas is not 10 what the [ __ ] what if they're like really high class bananas yeah he meant one banana he didn't mean a whole a whole bunch of bananas well even one banana cost ten dollars oh what is what is this so he was talking to a journalist and they were asking him about climate change tv show oh okay so he's he said he said we need to be open to ideas that seem wild in order to combat climate change jenga i mean so what do you think he meant by that let's go um [Music] getting rid of cars and replacing them with electric i don't what do you think that that's that's a wild concept though um no i'm just you know i don't know what he would think is wild i i thought he meant like blowing up the sun or something oh yeah wasn't that something that someone was considering like let me blow up the sun or put a blanket over it like blocking out the sun which sounds like a [ __ ] james bond plot yeah how about we do something a little bit more like not insane yeah i'm pretty sure stopped doing the [ __ ] life on earth wait wait wait we're not here to cause trouble yeah yeah we're just here to see the elephant how dare you insult cutie the third queen of the magic castle in short her majesty oh yes we mean her majesty uh can you take us to her it's kind of urgent the queen does not ground audience with peasants peasants whoa whoa back up who are you calling peasants there buddy okay i built this castle all right i even came up with the name the elephant's on the roof it wasn't for me you wouldn't behave excuse my underling mom underling yes uh we are messengers from a landfall and that's why they're getting divorced very important letter for her majesty hand it over oh well um we need to see her majesty in person um why because they wanna kill the queen what the [ __ ] is your problem i guess these things can't read just stop sucking up don't listen to him all right he's crazy loco he's lying oh yeah then why don't you show the letter to her majesty maybe i will i'm coming around on this guy i really love him now complex exactly because there is no letter why why are you doing this i'm starting to think he doesn't want us to stay married i i think he's tr he wants us dead yeah like his plan is just that thing is a [ __ ] sociopath man i like the toilets not being this great why is that book such a [ __ ] [ __ ] there was no reason for him to do that why did you build prison cells because all castles have prison cells sorry what why did you make anyone hear toilets hello he just showed up and ruined our lives for no reason yeah what you're not the engineer in the family do you mind what are you doing i built that yeah i can see that the toilet has no pipes yeah it's a toy castle toys don't go to the bathroom i'm gonna swim through through a river of liquid [ __ ] like andy [ __ ] dufresne i really should have skipped those beans how are you farting you didn't eat any beans you don't have an [ __ ] he is an [ __ ] mike this is just now the sequel to a way out he's still farting rev you hear it yeah i saw i've got the the subtitles on over here quick don't stand on the doorway little playmobil [ __ ] [Music] okay i want to point out that the reason our cover got blown was because you couldn't tolerate the stench of your own farts have you ever ripped ass that bad before are you seeing this it it's it's [ __ ] like what is the name oh no no um god what the name of this game not gauntlet uh diablo maybe diablo yeah hey gauntlet uh magika i was thinking magicka yeah but it couldn't be like there's a lot of there's a lot of games like this space oh oh my why is this game all right so what do you got i got i got that blast which is like a shotgun and then i got a laser and then i got a teleport i have the right click is a jump or i'm stupid hold on space is a dash oh and there's an e what is how do i get my e up is it from oh if you do enough damage a vortex holy [ __ ] now you ready you ready for this yeah oh you can't stop me teleport yeah i can teleport you're welcome stay awhile and listen oh you got an e-prompt oh freeze attack so you're supposed to what freeze okay so you you froze the fire that that's cool yeah and then there's oh oh this is backing ourselves all right there's bad guys up here put your game face on i just saved my alt for that oh those archers all right you should be cool to come over here now how um freeze the lava again oh um yeah it's not happening nice oh this is technically a boss fight you see that what wait a minute do you have anything over there you can do no just just go use your toes and then you can oh yeah yeah yeah yeah it makes sense smart yeah it took a minute for me to figure it out but i did figure it out hi fatalis we missed out on painting pain i completely blinded the painting oh well sorry chat was it good was it like it was a cool it was a cool thing we missed out on there's dudes this is neat why is it good it's like so many different games but they're done well [Music] oh he's an [ __ ] [ __ ] i died try to stay alive [Music] it's [ __ ] with me the fact that there's no mouse oh this is hard man it is nice what's up d-prong imagine wanting to stop being dolls at this point no we would no hell no like this is this is neat like that what i'm getting at is a lot of games like i remember i think it's battle toads apparently had a similar thing going on where it's like it's a bunch of different game modes but apparently it wasn't very good this game is doing this so well did you like battle chodes i didn't play it um because i just disliked it after having to deal with uh working at a game store and people being like you got battletoads and i'm like yeah yeah we do battle toads and big chunkis we got both we got big chungus yes yeah yeah you want me to hold it for you love me some big chungus ever memes what why did we go to this extent but not put in the toilet pipes i don't know you're the one who built the castle is [ __ ] dad can we just say that like the amount of work he put into making this castle i mean i know half of it's fake but like nice it's like [ __ ] diablo oh nice yes yeah we both got wrecked by that it's a [ __ ] dungeon crawler big trunk this is now cannon by gotcha game i i saw that there was i saw that too yeah yeah um question though is why [Music] it's a warner brothers game right yeah as you found out on april fool's day rev memes self yeah i mean yeah it's not about making good content it's about making uh memes i think i'm having a hard time here man oh and then i squandered my alts yeah you see the clockwork orange cult is in space jam too what the [ __ ] are you talking about oh hello oh he looks like a banking doll you're in the wrong place my dude the thing is gleefully murderous i thought we were fighting it it's bloodthirsty laughter oh my god i love this thing you have to go around [Music] why is it so evil i don't know it's pissed uh we have to do something buttons yeah i was actually rubbing my eyes so i didn't get to see it but it did we made it it did the thumbs up it did the thumbs up yes [ __ ] perfect do you get the reference sam do you get it i forgot about the immortal trolls it's immortal so we're not doing damage to it right yeah that would make sense oh oh is that do you get abated into breaking the chains okay i'm gonna stand over at the other chain then and then probably you know move out of the way before it charges okay i tried dashing it just failed all right just come over here doing damage to it yeah you gotta make it yeah make it fade it into the pit do it thumbs up do a thumbs up he's not gonna do it twice surely why not what she said come on over here let's go i remember trying to play magicka as a kid and it or whenever it came out it was just awful like the latency issues you used my chessboard to build your i don't think i ever tried to play that you never use it anymore because i don't have the time plus it's not a toy you know it was my grandmother's yes and i think she would appreciate that it's actually being used wow what a penis he is chessboard's alive come on are we gonna have to play chess i think we're gonna have to play chess no but she's gonna move fast yeah all right so they're just moving like they do i guess [ __ ] chess minions oh god this game is so [ __ ] cool there's so much to it i think they figured out what was good about um a way out and we're like let's just do a lot of little mini games cause everyone just stayed around and played remember when we played connect four for like two hours yeah i think that that's the thing is like people really liked that segment they're just like all right cool you want that go for it use your old it was very unimpressive you did damage yeah this could be like a a goatsi contender and then no no this is great man like i feel like it may only have like one playthrough but it's a really good playthrough yeah yeah that's kind of i guess the only issue i've got with this this uh developer is that's an issue is that like you're not gonna play through a way out twice no like because i i got a copy of it for my brother like prio because why not you know oh yeah okay now let's get that elephant it's still early in the year to start calling out goat sees but i would be surprised if this wasn't a contender everything's said and done for the goatsee the goatsee the throat goat boom there you go see i know what i'm doing [Music] roll credits [Music] the opposite way around to fool intruders what worked right it's actually very smart if you think what the [ __ ] is he talking about the the green one is bad whereas the red one is good oh i'm still gonna miss my outfit in cold blood can we can we greetings explain the situation hello you don't need to bow i'm cutie the elephant oh my god i don't want to hurt it we have to kill it yeah i want to i actually love cookies cody you're not here to stuff your face with cookies let's just do this you sound unhappy you can tell me what's wrong that's what friends are no don't do this to me that's great yeah they're gonna make us kill it yeah yes what are you doing just a little bit oh my god you have no choice no we could do something else why don't you just explain the situation i don't want to be dead oh my god this is so [ __ ] up it can't run because it's too much of a baby mike we're killing an actual child yeah how did you people let this thing escape hold on a second oh my god just stop i guess that's the way the cookie crumbles no stop this she was gonna grab like a [ __ ] rocket launcher it was a cookie are there any like fun toys or anything there's a claw machine up here okay do it do it stomp [ __ ] we're going to have to lead the thing but by a lot of this yeah with dead toys not alive screaming oh man you do it i am not good at leading targets not helping our case here you want to you want to join the claw yeah you do it i [ __ ] up i [ __ ] up we got this good job yes yes oh no [Music] yakuza zero part two yakuza zero sure looking good chat oh god we're really sorry for this rip its ears off god is so mad match faster oh god come [Music] we're on just going to kill it we're going to dismember and torture isn't this good enough jesus just stopped oh my god no some place quiet and safe not only should we not be married but we shouldn't be allowed to have children like don't forget why we're doing this we're doing this to make our daughter cry yeah did he just rip ass in our face no get on it oh god it's leaving like a blood stain i'll need therapy after this yes maybe we could ask that book no jesus [ __ ] man we're doing what has to be done man up no jesus mike come on oh god regicide oh god i don't want to register anymore regicide is awful elephant decided mike no mike we're bad people what if she doesn't even notice this parents of the year there's a lot of pop that's gross what the [ __ ] is molding in that popcorn i'm sorry i'm so sorry you hurt yourself you know you think the fact that both of her parents have been in a coma for four days would have been enough to make her cry but it's only been like a day yes all right we gotta get down there yes we made our daughter cry yes by destroying her favorite toy god damn [ __ ] book calling it it's not gonna do [ __ ] [Music] you're the father do you say he's like yeah sweet tears yeah why is the spell not breaking no no the tear should be the cure oh no oh gosh did we just murder an incident animal for no [ __ ] reason yeah yeah that can't be the tears should be there yeah this entire plan was based on a [ __ ] flimsy assumption you realize that what's this running away from home hey may may leave me alone it's over i think it's a letter from rose listen dear mom and dad i'm sorry that i did this to you what i know she knows what she did yeah it was deliberate all you have to do is i think this is it this is the answer go on how do we break the spell all you have to do is oh yep [ __ ] [ __ ] it's his fault for not for reading so slow wow what a [ __ ] scumbag this thing is [ __ ] four pieces you put them together you get the answer we probably don't need all four pieces just the part that has the part he didn't read on it yeah honestly it's got like a border so we can figure it out [Music] he's a [ __ ] sociopath just evil it's couples therapy forced couples therapy you refer to us instead of me you're a team now we're not a team and we don't have time for this time good may that will be our first topic aha now do you give each other enough time okay you know what we actually we don't yeah because she is never at home excuse me i'm working for both of us i can't be in two places at the same time can i oh unless you want me to clone myself i could be kinky oh please clones and now we're talking baby yeah we could have a lot of fun with some [ __ ] clothes imagine the possibilities of sex great get ready the restraints are wedding rings that's uh yeah a metaphor for something yep yeah oh yeah time to get genki i really like doing this voice by the way i don't know if you can tell why you wish you would you know why now you can i think this game just got a lot more [Music] complicated what this yeah this is gonna be hard wow it's you andy oh oh right i don't look anything like my model you're on parallel tracks not connected to each other you must follow these tracks and make them beat again remember that if you succeed you will be rewarded your words piece of the letter do we pick which page i want the bottom right one yeah obviously the bottom right one the only one we need because this [ __ ] [ __ ] after we do this puzzle he's gonna hand us the [ __ ] first part of it that we already read so what let's just do it hold leave clone it's a majora's mask yeah i was just gonna [ __ ] say that yeah check this out dancing bird [ __ ] that's awesome commands to jiggling yeah get me up in that yeah here here get right up in its cloaca yeah yeah yeah all right [Music] ah so dumb i loved it listen i can make clones and then and then teleport to the clones i don't know what the what the function of that is i'm sure the puzzle will require that no oh [ __ ] what all right you got to turn back time and find a way i don't know i don't know the rest of the lyrics to that song yeah neither do i or i'd play along with this but i don't know them oh you're gonna have to do that it's like i have a guiji yeah i have a guitar you do so i'm supposed to make the clone make the clone the clone put the clone i already forgot how to make the clone maybe you hold the right or maybe you're the one that teleports over to here can the clone do things or is it just no here go run over to the gate put a clone down and then you can teleport to it leave clone then do this and then teleport to the clone there you go god you're smart no i just know how to play video games there's there's huge differences no not even i know how to play them i'm not good at them though you got to see me frantically mashing buttons on my keyboard when i realized too late i'm pressing the wrong one it's probably really funny he's a [ __ ] gamer this guy can you believe it okay but what does this achieve uh you can get to that platform over there away from me and there's a button oh yeah yeah yep yep yep yep yep true yep i don't know what that achieves oh it makes those things go up yeah whoever designed this knew what they were oh god [ __ ] you may want to turn back time find a way it's a is that cher i believe it is yes got some head there you go you you ever see her name though and you think that her name should be chair no mike no one's going to leave her er her name should be pronounced cher like cher is like s-h-a-r-e her name is just cher why are we not pronouncing her name cher mike what the [ __ ] are you talking about we're talking about cher your name is is cher oh i see what you do okay okay okay cool but the way her name is spelled it's cher how would you pronounce or how would you spell cher s-h-a-r-e okay that worked i did not now make time go backwards how do you how do you spell sherry like the the the liquor s-h-e-r-r-y yeah then it totally should be sh dude i'm telling her name is just char yeah and that's like not okay man do we do we grind the rails no you just use this boom hello everybody on this episode of the hydraulic uh video youtube channel we have very dangerous owl we have to take him out this hour is very dangerous we must take him out yes smash me we must deal with it that's that's the quote that i couldn't remember we mastered a deal with it i've only ever seen the videos i've never like listened to them he says we must deal with it like everything that everything he puts in the hydraulic press is like a threat that he has that he has to deal with i don't know what i'm doing same those videos are so good that they're so sad there's a reason that he's a meme it's because his videos are so satisfying and good uh hey wait does it have something to do with the the owl is the is the gap controlled by owl turn back time it is okay let it happen i got eated good but i don't know what this achieves are you doing it i i did that yeah i don't know can you do that do it again no this is as far up as it goes but it's straight up telling you what to do with your ability cool story dude which kind of sucks because like there's no puzzle then that's true but you notice how i'm so stupid that i didn't even [ __ ] see that and i i you had to tell me anyway so i think there's a clone well it did it doesn't now i mean you leave one now and then and then yup yup yup yup yup yup yup wow gamer big [ __ ] brain okay i'm gonna die from this i know it one of these is gonna give on me we must deal with it i should probably go walk he sounds like [ __ ] luigi what yeah it's a great channel it's a great i think he's he's like lithuanian or something i don't know i don't know where he's from if he sounds like luigi i'm what if he would if he's from italy he might be he's from finland yeah he sounds like he sounds like luigi to me i don't know maybe maybe it's just me um oh you're gonna have to leave i need to put a clone on one and then i hold one down and you hold another one down and then somehow this helps because there's three of them so did you step on the third one yeah why isn't anything happening maybe you have to teleport between the two spots why the [ __ ] would i have to do that i don't know man there you go but it was exactly what needed to happen okay um nope you're gonna turn there we go i just couldn't control it for a minute oh that works it did work yeah i don't get why the teleporting part was necessary but it was it was necessary because there was like a little bit of delay before they went back well okay and by teleporting you're on both roughly at the same time this is fantastical yeah fantastical whimsical and fanta and fantastical so cool so pretty but where are the wooden figures what did we lose them already now what are you british i don't know i'm british anything about what we do if we lose track of those guys [Music] where do you think they met you're a big goofy dumb dumb from burgerland you know what my theory is burgerland what it's true strip club you're never at home you think my character was a stripper no other way around do you think i'm choosing to be away from home you think your character was a stripper yeah i don't know he's got big himbo energy yeah so i could see that being the case yeah what do you mean if i lost my job we'd lose everything he's like hmm how do you thought about that yeah this is the first time that's occurring to him oh [ __ ] money is used to buy things like what what do we oh my god we own a house does that cost money let's follow them he he's sitting there like what what's a mor mortgage what what does that mean mortgage i don't understand why you can't be with me more we lose us what really murdered wait how i was i was murdered twice the [ __ ] uh oh you're gonna have to put one down on both sides oh because you have to do this yeah and then teleport wow thanks for doing the puzzles for me buddy good it does have a fable vibe doesn't it mortgage like mortgage freeman what i don't care that's not real fire they're fine it's wood that's not real either i can make it rain but this does not achieve anything can you move the cloud by any chance no i think you do i can i can make it do this oh i'm stupid okay there's real smoke not real fire yeah retract the the raindrops back up into the cloud yeah and then there's apparently a mini game about there's a mini game in here is this a mini game yeah that looks like a mini game you got it uh yeah it's over to the side here there's like a bounce pad uh cute or yeah that works too cool [Music] i bet that's the mini this is so whimsical i'm so filled with whimsy look at this [Music] i wonder if that whole thing with the welsh is true like have you heard this that the the and this may be like super [ __ ] up and not a real thing so i apologize yeah i'm gonna go ahead and encourage you not to say what you're about to say it was apparently not actually it was more of a crime to be caught stealing a sheep than [ __ ] it [Music] no that's just something that they say to be like mean to welsh people well i don't think that the welsh actually [ __ ] sheep is what i'm saying i feel like there's a bunch of welsh person told me this so it's not racist towards welsh i feel like there's a bunch of countries around the world where other people just like say that about them like i feel like australian people say this about new zealanders uh that's probably true where it's like yeah everybody has to have like you know a mate come weird yeah like you like neighbor well well yeah we'll say that those people in that other country that borders our [ __ ] sheep only people from new york city [ __ ] sheep yeah we don't even have sheep here there's no shape here there's no sheep anywhere anywhere near because we because we [ __ ] them all to death that's what that's what you're saying yeah why does it have to be in new york why can't it be like oklahoma or somewhere that's actually near you i don't know yeah i wanted to dunk on you for a minute basically yeah that's fair jump crouch not against my winning horse i feel like it's got a winning horse it's got to be a place which shape for them to be ship [ __ ] you know that makes sense where in america do you get sheep i don't know [ __ ] come on chad put your life savings on fat nuts two out of three you want to do another one yeah what's the dumbest name for a racehorse dumbest name for a racehorse oh god no do you know any well why do they why do they call them things why do they call them such convoluted names why do they why do they give them such convoluted [ __ ] names imagine you're rich and an [ __ ] is that what that's about i don't know do you know about just shaw's or dressage what's that it's horse dancing what do you mean it's horse dancing like imagine ballet but on a horse sounds dangerous it's well it's just you and the horse doing a dance together cool pretty good try what again we both hit one obstacle this this is just a game of like who [ __ ] up more i saw ego angel says i saw a racehorse named fortnite dance i feel like that horse will outlive fortnite did this mini game sucks fierce competition yeah that one like there's nothing to make you go faster and there's no technique aside from just don't [ __ ] it up hell tower huh bring it on hell tower you say this will certainly save our marriage how could it not oh okay [Music] all right good luck wow not school no kidding what could be up there where the [ __ ] does it start i don't know this is [ __ ] hard dammit oh i'm starting to see where the name hell tower comes in yes i understand why they call it this now [Music] what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] [ __ ] when you get to the top you have to do wall jumping it looks like that's not good man they named this thing very well yeah i just don't like it [ __ ] i'm all the way back at the bottom again same yeah they definitely gave this thing the right name well jesus [ __ ] me with a rake why oh [ __ ] i know i keep [ __ ] up in the same spot i was hoping no one else what i don't understand what has to happen at the top you're supposed to there's like a wall jumping section at the top [ __ ] bad i'll let you know if i ever get up there guys this doesn't make any [ __ ] sad that that happens too quickly they're not near each other long enough for me to wall jump all the way to the top someone says cling to the wall cling to the can you hold up like the interior wall right i haven't seen it so i don't know we're talking about oh god damn it yeah it's fun it's a lot of fun there's nothing to like feed off of either oh no don't do this no no he's getting over it but [ __ ] it's getting over it oh my god it is what just happened to me i got [ __ ] launched damn it i can't believe this the music is so epic it's just not matching the intensity of what's taking place here hey what's up man oh it's so good to see you down here yeah this is what we get for murdering cutie yeah yeah we deserve this we deserve hell tower so yeah so i need to so i need to be on the other side of it basically i need to i feel bad about murdering cutie you [Laughter] if this is the punishment then yes wait you did you still you're feeling bad about it only extends to as far as it you are punished if you weren't punished would you be fine with it yes why the [ __ ] is wrong with you she was a good noble chewie [ __ ] cutie why she was a [ __ ] tyrant she had to go down oh poggers poggers i got up before i got i ah well that didn't sound too good no it wasn't guys guys what guys what guys guys what guys what i can't see i can't say anything damn you hey cling to i i don't understand cling to the wall but the inner wall or the moving walls i also hate that there's a wall right there behind us so when you're spinning sometimes you're just blind you know yeah i'm blind approximately half the [ __ ] time so i'm always rotating around the front just that way i can see me get on and then at least that's going for me the wall jumping part it is like evil difficult why may may why all right so it goes and it's gonna go the other way cling to the inner side of the moving walls the yep is real ah what are you doing why why why do that why why wait why do that i know this is optional that's the that's the fun of it getting over it but bad as if like getting over it was good may no it also is that the the clingy bit is like right after you have to do all this [ __ ] so it's just like all right so now what and now i've got like sweaty palms why did you make a train sound what was that i'm steam powered baby mike the tank engine i'm just made a [ __ ] legit choo choo sound i did i did okay all right clean to the wall moment yeah baby yeah feel the pain oh i got this i figured it out i figured it out i figured it out i figured it i figured this out i figured i just i got this [ __ ] i'm gonna let it go all the way around again i got this oh now you win you see what i'm doing yeah you got it you you jump and then you wait yeah i got that much i just didn't know how to cling because i was doing the timing then there's more open to this one we we we have we can't we can't we can't do this anymore i thought that was the top i thought it was done no there's more man finish him this isn't even anywhere near being over oh no oh god the the wall jump is like 50 percent up the wall jump is uh it's only halfway up oh my god i would say it's like once you get to the top of that you're like 60 70 done look at this guys you see you singing this guys guys are you saying are you saying this guys you said are you seeing this hey again hey what's up how's it going not great how are you pretty [ __ ] awful can't see we got we got to walk away from this [ __ ] thing dude [ __ ] we got to walk away from this this is bad for our blood pressure man mike you got to know when to walk away buddy perseverance is my only good treat i know you have like a sunken cost fallacy thing happening yeah i know i do i may not be smart i may not be strong but i have just the stubbornness of all the mules ever made the depth perception is also a problem uh for me personally someone's adding me in chat as if i can look away to check out what the [ __ ] oh yeah baby oh oh yeah oh yes [ __ ] yeah when this gets to gdq they're gonna have like a like hell tower like incentive uh-huh and they will be able to do it why did she why did she chat why'd she do that why did she do that do you think the book's gonna come over and be like y'all y'all good wow looks like you guys are uh completely [ __ ] terrible video games looks guys looks like you guys suck the big fat dick at video games hey nice that's what i like to see baby yeah absolutely [ __ ] terrible platforming yeah that's the stuff that gets my dick rock hard though look at this no i'm fine yeah yep hmm my sanity is slipping i'm slipping oh the camera angles no yeah baby [Music] he's screaming into a pil i'm at the bottom of the tower hey mike yeah here hold up for just one sec were you at the top chat was he at the top did he did he just is there a clip no i didn't make it hey mike yeah okay but i mean you know no but you know like no it's just nope no i'm not no i'm not kind of a stupid question not remotely oh yeah you're outside the map i like that i like that a lot oh oh i can't believe you died what the [ __ ] do you do oh you [ __ ] off huh no no i thought i could shoot you with that but it's the fishing line hey mike yeah what's your opinion of doing maybe a couple more attempts at getting up this thing and then we do uh maybe one other mini game in the area and we call it there for the night what's the matter you tilted yeah you tilted man yeah yeah actually um yeah yeah you know yeah how tilted are you after i tell you i just [ __ ] did this that's two out of three well well well who's the gamer now oh [ __ ] gg the they knew it was a dick punch to do that's why they put fireworks up on the top okay you know what else is up here what absolutely [ __ ] nothing interesting did i do this uh for any reason whatsoever was there anything was there any reason for me to do this guys clout no i didn't get an achievement i did bragging rights oh because you don't own the game you can't get achievements for it so i get the achievements when you do it that's right hey listen uh there's no reason for you to come up here it's a complete [ __ ] this entire thing has been a complete waste of time oh are you cheesing half the tower i cheesed half the tower just there i figured out how to do that that's not distracting or anything is it no no right where do you even go from oh you have to be on the other side that's that's [ __ ] adorable i believe in you buddy god damn you i [ __ ] the [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] that's not that [ __ ] you win no you win mike i know dude i feel like i don't even want to come down from here because of how much of a ball like it was to get up like i just want to live up here now like oh you can live in your [ __ ] tower [ __ ] red all right let me see this fishing mini game it's over here right [Music] okay maybe i'll catch something good maybe i could spin what i catch can you spin what you catch in this game what the [ __ ] are you talking about i'm talking about fish spin baby chat showing fish spin what's the uh one i'm catching [ __ ] trash what's what's the point of this oh it's like a sour plea do you have bt tv enabled i do yeah so you see the you see that yeah that's pretty much it oh here comes a big one okay you actually got a fish even though it still looks like garbage yeah just like a lot of things in my life all right i think it ends up just being garbage regardless of my successes i think we're done here um you want to oh look at this creepy ass [ __ ] rabbit look at it oh it follows you yeah and not weird and not [ __ ] look at me no don't look at me who said you could look at me no idea what this is oh it's more platforming my dude oh you know what my favorite thing is that killed me that killed me oh there's a boat over here you want to get on the boat where's the boat come to me what's up attack team there's still something else still there's still something else still what do you mean like another minigame hell tower too you know i really want to just rip my dick off like that you don't see me in the boat over here i do but they're saying there's something else so like what where why near the tower there's a mini game near the tower apparently oh bomb run yeah we didn't do this one hey don't chicken out god the caps lock to run is so awkward and easy to forget about just like shift i keep fat fat fingering it and pressing like every button butt caps lock that's why i was having such a hard time in that boss fight before follow the time bubbles and reach the finish line okay i don't understand that at all but all right nope no idea what you're talking about me i thought this was just a race i guess it's gonna be oh man stay on track cody [ __ ] i'm losing badly what about blowing her oh they're trying to save their marriage dude oh i think i'm dead too oh there it is very nice i won though that one is i don't mind this one this is a skill thing you want to try it again yeah for sure show me your moves mate our lack of disregard for our own lives is really weird oh they're invincible i got this nice easy easy oh [ __ ] easy game easy life um how the [ __ ] did you get there nope i'm dead i'm dead i'm done [Music] jesus rng okay hell tower is skill horse race is not this is not um this is skill hell tower is actually pretty easy if you know what you're doing mike i'm just being a penis i'm just just being penis i want to take the boat ride you know where the boat is i actually don't know where the boat is uh it's the left of the bridge oh yeah you're coming over here you you're trying oh he's [ __ ] oh my god you know i was joking right you know you don't have you don't have to prove anything to anybody just just one more try you got this it's not that bad okay anyway never mind it's not it's not that bad is that a sucking sound yeah she comes out turns the light back on and goes inside yeah how long will she do this before she gets upset torturing this poor woman yeah it's um that one guy from um i want to say impel down but that's wrong the new the new arc no idea what you're talking about one piece it's fine hogan's hero says you're gaslighting her very nice are you doing anything or i i press left click to go forward looks like you're not doing anything looks like you're sitting there relaxing yeah oh am i supposed to like press a button yes what maybe just left click oh if i hold left click it goes oh okay so it's just being a second [ __ ] yeah you were just willing to let me do this by myself and have it take twice as long the game is called takes two not cold cakes island yeah yeah yeah with the the gas dude who's like caesar thank you wife came in and corrected me oh it's a zelda reference it's uh ocarina of time hey gamers you got like video games but boy do what boy howdy do we have some video game references for you yeah what a hyper specific reference to like that one room in clock town did you get all the rupees you're just letting them sit here damn can't wait for them to get sued by nintendo i mean you know i don't think you can copyright a room layout especially when it's like a reference is it the left or the right of the the thing in clock or it's not clock town it's uh what's the name of the town and who the [ __ ] knows somebody called somebody called you a fake gamer yeah because clock town is um majora's mask castle town why the [ __ ] did they call it there's there's one rupee left get that rupee i can't fake man i know maybe we're just not allowed to have that one maybe god has left yeah everybody's so pissed off with him for not [ __ ] knowing what what why why why why do that hmm oh yeah left click you're not doing anything i can't help but notice you're not doing anything just like our relationship you do all the work and i just sit here and relax it's a metaphor for the entire marriage yeah so that's uh it was literally just for the zelda reference i think so yeah i mean that is it right that was yeah that's i mean we've gone around in a loop now how are you eating well you vomited before oh oh you can play kick the pig [ __ ] did you do i gave it a carrot oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] he said bald though for the uh three months of support thank you oh no poor pigs what are they going to slaughter i don't like this you vegan now that's where that's where sausage comes from also they're they're not um you know they're not they're not even real so what are you peta peter giving a [ __ ] about fake animals like pokemon pokemon is not vegan my dude i mean all right [Music] i'm wondering what what we're supposed to do or or where we're supposed to we're supposed to be helping out this situation but um we're supposed to lower this bridge i guess oh there's a little dance going on over here how do we do that there's a dance going on yeah you want to come dance with me no where are you these are cuties people you know that well they are now without we we liberated them did we we liberated them from tyranny yes how how dance oh it's not a thing i was just being a penis in fact i don't know what point this has at all do you know where we're supposed to go i'll just follow you if you know um vaguely i like the music a lot yeah there's not really an element of this game where they're like oh we can skimp on that you know it's very whimsical everything is so whimsical all right something in this area because we need this bridge to come down yup um uh oh there's a time thing that i can do i forgot i even had this power yeah same okay um so that doesn't help i'm going to push this button there we go and then if i push this button ah oh it's a clone thing it's a clone thing do the other one no you [ __ ] chode i'm holding one down are you yeah okay yeah we're gonna have to hold both of them down at the same time so you have to grab both of them at once i think so but that doesn't look right can you make it happen like do it so if if i'm able to get both of them down at the same time then you can press that thing and you'll grab both of them i believe so yes but that seems really difficult clone yourself before you do the ground pound what i don't know so someone said like up in the air ready i don't think you can do that in the air hi schnazzy could i have used the clone power to cheese help hell power in a way like i could have put like a save point for myself up there somewhere and then teleported to it but don't forget the platforms move that was not what i wanted to do at all okay do the thing really i was too slow on that one you're too slow wait for the bridge to close the clock i'm gonna tell you when to hit it okay okay now god very specific timing quite handsome actually hey oh what she said that i was handsome i think she was talking about the doll representation you like this thing that i'm doing you getting pegged pegging pegging will save this marriage all right now to just open this gate should be a breeze i think once the section sections are sec when we finish this section you want to wrap up all right yeah cause we've been live for like four and a half hours yeah okay yeah [Music] we need to make it the time that's on the clock tower oh i thought we were just like spinning it until okay uh like two thank you i was just spinning it waiting for the thing to understand oh oh same same until i realized like nope we need to stop it at a specific cody stop point let's find another way i wasn't whining space you want to read that space vermin yeah what space vermin just said ah y'all joke always heard about pagan that's quite yeah why is he no that's why they saying that that would be like the book doing it oh hey have you guys heard about begging yeah okay there you go there's only one way to save this marriage and it's called the this trap i look very dignified yes you do wow that clock tower oh i hope they do like a dark souls reference exactly but to get inside you need to unravel the secrets of the smaller towers to get inside the tower you need to get inside your husband and by that i mean he's [ __ ] don't stress me time i mean that extremely literally can't you feel it there's nothing else than now everything happens now now no no no no can you feel it oh yeah i can feel it you are very annoying right now now hey book what's that strange fear over there yeah my friends you have to figure out yourselves whoa are you not his friends hey cody i've got an idea maybe we can use those birds those are rad they're beautiful and cute i bet you that this is the section right here like [Music] god why would you why would you be married to me i would not [ __ ] i would not stay married to this i don't care what the [ __ ] happens in the rest of this play through she [ __ ] sucks she's kind of she's [ __ ] needle she's needlessly [ __ ] mean she's [ __ ] pedantic and [ __ ] there's that gamer word again [ __ ] i mean yeah i guess it's already demonetized [ __ ] it yeah it's already [ __ ] dude it's done yeah it's done how do i get off control is to land by the way oh so you want to know how to get off well you came to the right book let's get allures into the thing and then we have to do a whole [ __ ] ton of puzzles uh maybe yeah you okay bud creepy cavern let's get out of here i loved how we were like on the get gandalf like giant eagles it was [ __ ] that was epic yeah those symbols look so intriguing i wonder what they are looks like we can slam these in there's a bungle puss and a squandog and a jerry seinfeld and a moon and a sun and a burb i got a bridge for you time bridge a ghost hmm i wonder if i'm supposed to be here yet oh there you go so remember those symbols yeah i'm here what do you got they all have a corresponding time so the b is like one o'clock yeah well hold on oh it doesn't go in order does it no no no so wait well cat is four so five what's what's after four or five so you did the you did the cat and then dog and then son yes it's dog o'clock time for dog oh [ __ ] there's also another gross store in here oh that's the one that i came in in it yeah uh if you come out this way there's a sloppy gate oh fancy seeing you again well i thought i'd make time oh my god you get it she has to work like maybe like work out like is that really what their relationship issues it are she has a job yeah that's their big relationship issues she has a job i don't like those weird lights they look dangerous yeah exactly i think we can use them use them what for to take that out okay [Music] it's like a vicious apple coring machine cody is a man child and may is a condescending [ __ ] yeah basically yeah i mean yeah the dash button leads me to believe bless you it gives you i mean like as long as you rock lock on you're not gonna miss i was just having a super hard time figuring out what was supposed to happen so we got it well we killed one of them but i think there's another one yeah there's another one over here but we gotta open it up first oh we need to go back in [Music] ripperino hey where are you landed where um you messed [ __ ] the bombs don't spawn anymore so i can't oh they're gonna see him i was gonna sit here and and try to [ __ ] there's definitely more over there [Music] try to carpet bomb your ass are these like fake lights no there's some over here here come outside real quick do me it did i'm i'm immune to it that's too bad yeah i'm immune to it there's still a decent amount of game left yeah i think we're gonna have to stop soon you want to wrap it up here [Music] oh ooh well that's sexy looking huh oh i bet you it's like you can only stand on the one that's lit up yeah that's that's certainly the case am i um am i stupid like what what what's what's what's the degree you can only stand on the green one when it's green you can only stand on the red one and it's red and so on i thought you were going to stop yeah i keep thinking that too i'm going to keep having fun you need to wait for it to do a revolution i'm thinking i'm gonna like preempt it or just wow i'll see you never go okay that was just a bad jump patience is my achilles heel you know oh thank you for the uh what's up it's very kind of here i'm just i'm so impatient i just noticed for the first time that there's a little clock hand but mic what you heard me you heard me unknown thank you for the gifts up to in stream wait a minute yeah that's [ __ ] so here's a bridge yep bastard um so if i step on this a blue thing appears and if i step on this oh yeah hold that one down for me and then i'll go blue to green to red to blue okay you should be able to do that yeah okay that might have been my fault just a little bit that was my fault that's still not the right one yeah you gotta wait stay there go there we go oh nice it doesn't oh you could just completely control yeah oh you're gonna that's too much power for you it's a lot of power leave it red leave it red leave it right now that's what i call gaping yeah jab dempsey said we're never gonna advance as we advance gaping no no no that's what i call [ __ ] 27. yep are they still doing those yep now that's what i call [ __ ] volume 25 yeah um i hope not yes i remember seeing one a few years ago at walmart featuring all those clock [ __ ] classics you love like not without my [ __ ] me [ __ ] and you stop in the name of [ __ ] look that weird bubble is gone [ __ ] now what aerial combat see now this is the real marriage counseling right here dog fighting with birds bird fighting cockfighting i think it's literally impossible for us to hit each other i feel like it's not possible to hit you with one of these spicy pineapples here i'll stay still trying to buy that for my trying to buy that boat like get over me a bit yeah i don't know it's no you're like noclip yeah i watched it go clean clean through your body why is my chat box yellow um because you pissed on it because you touch yourself at night we're supposed to be over here no wall jump while you're mounted on the bird it's like no don't cheat i'm not sure if this this this is the solution actually because i probably have to be doing it too i can't i can't get any higher than this well we're like that's the wall jump animation see the little things in the center are moving oh we we we were doing something okay you were doing something i was [ __ ] around i don't like that sound do we really have to follow them you want me to explain vagina pineapple governor explosion go on uh youtube and type in the sims vagina pineapple undertale okay if this is a boss fight we do it but otherwise we call it here sure it's um boss fight with the book i don't know does this count as a boss fight dude i don't think so hey do something you do something i can't slow it down uh put put down a thing over here as close to the other wall as possible all right no wait teleport to the other side oh god divorce finalized now go hey hurry up just kill thank you for the 44 months almost justice for cutie and we made it you had a brilliant idea there oh what are these ew nice wind up mice well that elephant's name was cutie yeah like i'm cute cutie thank you queen cutie the third man you paying attention to laura here queen cutie the third the third man that means there were two queen cuties that had to be murdered in order for her to say i don't even know her kid's name do you she was a vicious [ __ ] monarch our kid's name is uh spunky her name is spunky yeah you throw some giant pendulums and some cogs and [ __ ] in the background i'll pretty much wet myself for that like that's amazing look at that [ __ ] it doesn't make any sense yeah you have like a little bit of a steampunk kink right no it's just [ __ ] cool man yeah that's cool that looks like a boss relax he can't lose he's there just for decoration he's clearly a gatekeeper yeah a gatekeeper with a big sword hey look keyholes seems like we're gonna need some keys he's got the keyblade you got anything ah we're never going to stop are we well the game doesn't provide like clear stopping points you know it doesn't it just kind of we could click restart i mean like i don't know when a phase ends i would assume that there are checkpoints all the time probably if we stop now it will uh just start us in this room next time yeah i think so right because otherwise you want to be i i think we should i want to see my wife some but um this is a really good stream i had a good time man this game is so fun and i love playing this game and i like playing this game with you man thanks dude when i heard about this i was like all right whatever but dude it's so [ __ ] good guys it's very surprising it very much could be like game of the year like i mean we're only in [ __ ] what happened to march april but you know it's a goatsy contender for sure yeah for sure don't say it that way uh what did i say goatsy game of the the year right that's what they call it yeah you're right hey yeah here go and check out um check out the stream real quick i'm gonna show the art okay uh will do okay i'm gonna gonna go uh and check it out mm-hmm i'm pulling up some right now all right take a look at the stream okay what do we got okay taking a look-see-loo looking with my eyes got my eyes looking at the screen got my eyes right there looking at that that's a fart sound my goodness it's a big old loud fart very loud fart thunderous fart that's my favorite bit cuz i can do that well i'm not seeing art was there art here or was it just fart no there's there's art uh [Music] so we got this art from uh daddy rev aka master 69 twink on twitter they made this little like uh like playing card thing because of my april fools stream where i did a uh a card unboxing you know like the packaging boxing thing yeah yeah yeah yeah very cool but then i did playing cards but i did some sleight of hand and chat like lost their mind they're like what the [ __ ] it's a good video it's it's worth watching to see if you can figure out how i did it oh you did some magic tricks i did a little magic trick on stream and every chat out um so thank you for the art daddy rev [Music] uh we got this from ice cutlass it's of uh me limes uh vinnie and dorb uh as little shrooms just hanging out doing things i'm over here lime's over here uh that's dorb there's that's very cute that's very cute so it's cute very cute kit and then we got this one of uh me and you uh explaining to chat yeah um from vox still that we're getting divorced uh our youtuber avatars are just like listen we [ __ ] hate you the voice dot png oh i love i love this thank you and those nfts man oh it's like taken straight from the game like they took a screenshot that's [ __ ] great it's very good thank you and then did i get yeah okay that one's from daddy rav okay cool we got all of them good i just want to make sure that i showed all of them god i hate that your name is daddy rev um that's bad yeah that's bad but um all right so that's it huh that's gonna be it for me at least are you gonna do anything after this oh i was thinking about doing some isaac but only if you ended earlier this is it's too late for me to start a stream because usually usually we end a lot a lot earlier than this we do like two or three hours not almost five yeah so if it was like if we had ended like an hour ago i might have started i'd done like a couple of runs isaac but it's it's too late now what are these mice uh they're they're art from uh the march of the mice you should go check it out um the uh condensed vod is available on the highlights channel so you can go and check out uh rev scarecrow on on youtube and you can uh you can see the the version where you don't have to wait for the votes to go through and it's basically the same thing but like an hour or so shorter without wait times have you tried to play isaac co-op with the stream to steam together no um i don't know i don't know uh rev doesn't really like that game so i'm really a fan of it man yeah he's not big into the attack uh you know actually fred fred likes the sack i might i might see your fred would be interested in that because i know he he digs he digs the sack are the mice are well they're mice but are they intelligent and yeah they're yeah it's post-human uh life humans are mostly extinct and so other animals took over where humans left and so now there's little mice having kingdoms and and drama and things it sounds red yeah it's cute i hand drew every scene because i'm insane uh chat i love you guys thank you for watching tonight thank you guys for watching it means a lot um fred durst once said without the fans there is no show and uh it's true if there's no one watching then um we're basically just being loud and annoying our neighbors so thank you guys for being here yeah it means a lot guys thanks gerald he's screaming at linda again all right don't worry about it yeah let's raid the shrimp what's the shrimp channel the shrimp channel shrimp oh [ __ ] guys what is the name of that channel shrimp like 20 shrimps 24 7. okay i'll rage i'll see you guys later thank you so much good night guys

Channel: RevScarecrow: After Hours

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Keywords: twitch, games, revscarecrow, vinesauce rev, vinesauce, vinesaucevidya, it takes two, jabroni mike, it takes two gameplay, it takes two game, it takes two gameplay part 1, it takes two gameplay walkthrough, it takes two walkthrough part 1, video games, twitch stream

Id: 1ECr_5yVTeo

Length: 293min 29sec (17609 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 07 2021