There are so many difficult words, and I think the hardest word, in America, has been the word, "Shit." I thought it's easy... that I know what "shit" means, but it turns out, I didn't know shit! I think it's the most complicated word. Like, how could it be, if something is bad, it's shit? If something is really good, it's THE shit. I would have never guessed that! I-- I had to study that shit. So important, the article. Like-- like if-- if I--
if I give shit, If I give shit, to you, that means that ,uh, that I'm telling you off, but if I give A shit Well, then I care! And if I take shit-- if I take shit, then I accept that you are bullying me, but if I take A shit... I-- I take a shit. And I learned that my shit is always good and positive, but you're shit, his shit, her shit - always bad. Like, "I can't deal with her shit; I have to put up with his shit; Clean up your shit; But don't touch my shit!" And-- and then I learned that, uh, that if somebody says I have shit to do, it can refer to any activity, whatsoever. Any! Except one... Actually shitting. Nobody says that, when they're going to the bathroom. Nobody, except me. I love to do that. I-- I-- I love doing it. "Uh, I have to go. I have shit to do." "Uh, what are you going to do?" "I have already told you." Then I learned that the phrase, "AND shit," doesn't mean anything. If somebody says, "and shit," it'-- it's nothing. It's just something that you say, to make your list sound longer. Like if somebody says, "Oh, I like to travel, and shit," you have to know that they ONLY like to travel. And to make it even more complicated, shit can be divided into a piece of shit. And that has a completely different meaning. A piece of shit is a bad movie, a lousy car, or a person who is being selfish. And the piece of shit can get bigger and bigger, but it can never be the WHOLE shit. Like-- like, if I'm a piece of shit, I'm being selfish, and if I'm a GIANT piece of shit, I'm even more selfish! But if I'm THE shit, I'm great! Thanks a lot! Thanks, I've been ISMO! Thank you for watching! If you wanna see more, there is more! So, please watch some more, and click SUBSCRIBE, and please share, and thank you, and see you again! Bye!
He also did a piece on Conan
Well shit. I never thought about it.
Some good shit right here,
Brilliant!
Alright, this guy. Ismo Leikola. He's been a fairly well known comedian here in Finland for a while now but when he got on Conan it was massive.
I'm not even kidding, the day after he was on his face was on newspapers and people were talking about him on the radio 'n shit. It was genuinely a huge deal that a Finnish comedian "hit it big" in the US.
Crazy.
He is THE shit.
He's been thinking about this shit
Reminds me of:
"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
Shit I never thought of it that way