iShowSpeed Goes Back To School! (so funny)

[Music] my first day of school [Music] they've never seen something like you before you understand you're this is a different type of area you're in and they've never seen something like you before so class everyone this is speed speed um clash this is his first day at uh ic academy now sweden go ahead and introduce yourself you know tell us what you'd like to do let's get to started my name is iso speed and i am a uh i'm trying to get my grades up you know i look forward to [Music] what is so [ __ ] funny what's so funny [Music] damn bro y'all being so goddamn disrespectful for no goddamn reason bro i'm sorry now go ahead and try again introduce yourself okay now okay let me go again all right sorry about the of me getting angry guys but my name is i show speed uh i look forward to um my name is iso speed and i look forward to have class with you guys you know uh ben i know you ben you already know me uh black ben you already know me tom you already know me i don't know who that girl is though and big question you know me already huh yeah you know who i am i know who you are yeah you do yeah no no she doesn't she's uh uh she was uh she was dropped on her head as a kid like we don't know exactly what she's doing here but she's like 47 years old and but she's a fat ass all right let's go back in class and all right let's go all right like i said not class we were waiting oh sorry sorry go ahead like i said i look forward to uh i look forward to um working with child you know hopefully this visa a great class and hopefully we can learn a lot of things all right know what i think yeah with your homework are you having a rough time buddy i know it's your first day yes i'm like they're being so goddamn me for no goddamn reason bro i'm not on that bro they are and you know i try to control them but um you know black men he's he kind of antagonizes all of them you know he's a leader of the class and i try to calm him down but he carries a gun so we're just gonna have to get you sweat together okay come on come on darren you don't want to be left out do you today you know what you know what time it is how about we uh hey uh ben could you just pop a pop a squad back here real quick thanks be coming right it's my seat right here okay all right that is all yours until everything is yours all right now class today we are in history okay um are you guys excited for history yes i can't hear you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can't hear me all right i can't hear anybody i can't hear nobody really hold up i gotta turn y'all up i don't know if it's me i was just comparing your voices like you're all your voices like in your setters i can't hear voices for some reason all right there you go i'm listening all righty class today we are in history and oh yeah give me one sec okay we have two more students coming oh my [ __ ] gosh so uh let me go let me go grab this other student no all right oh my god lord jesus okay everyone welcome herbert herbert come on in hey what the [ __ ] bro hey there sexy you want to touch my balls we talked about this herbert all right now herbal welcome back for the 57th year ben's you guys know bro herbert have one more student and uh come on come on hey don't be shy all right benjamin come on in benjamin ben benjamin me speed speed me benjamin what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i know you're shy he's a transfer student from stanford and uh you know ben ben has what's up bro oh [Music] yo what's up man how do we i gotta ask this question okay do you support black lives matter yes go sit in the back bro we got a new beard what the [ __ ] like what yeah we got to do better oh y'all just bypassing the face now this is this is benjamin yeah he's a transfer student from stanford he's a good kid very good hard away are you a nerd are you a nerd yes i ain't gonna lie here [ __ ] bro i'm not gonna lie to you bro i'm not even gonna lie to you bro i don't think i like this dude hey hey [ __ ] you looking at look up here buddy look up here he has anger issues [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa bro sit down we have to introduce a new student acceptable all right all right all right benjamin real quick real quick speed click on uh benjamin's avatar and now make sure you have make sure his avatar's on you're gonna see avatar display make sure that it's the eye make sure it's the eye on the eye on the top left there we go the left on advertise play all right benjamin come on in i know i'm sorry that you started off like this you could uh you know introduce you he's a [ __ ] don't be sorry yo yo bro everybody laugh at this guy everybody laugh at this guy everybody laugh at this nerd right here look at this nerd you see this nerd no time to see that nerd [Music] shut up [Music] yo tom shut the [ __ ] up bro shut up bro shut up yeah hey hey kill that [ __ ] keep getting that like jump shut up damn yo yo yo all right go ahead man class everyone sit down and let and uh let benjamin introduce himself i'll [ __ ] you up i'm a [ __ ] just become come sit down yes thank you looking like it look at that i love you mother all right now benjamin go ahead and introduce yourself all right go take a seat yo tom can you shut the hell up bro please all right so right no no sit next to me sit next to me sit next to me sit next to me sit next to benjamin sit next to me ben no [ __ ] that to me [ __ ] sit next to me no [ __ ] him cindy ben he likes dick class now everyone hey let's stop with the uh okay okay okay let's all have a good time um we are in history 101 now today we're gonna be asking a few questions and we're gonna have to take a test or two so um real quick i'm gonna go through roll call all right do we have an i show speed i show speed here thank you all right we have a uh we have a benign do we have a benign bang okay sounds good great great do we have do we have what the [ __ ] does it do we have what the b tavi is the third do we have a bantavious the third who the [ __ ] is that fantastic yes oh [ __ ] out of here i'm so sorry appreciate it all right do we have it on talking tom we have a talking tom all righty do we have all my one of my favorites ben do we have ben i see you back there i see you smiling all right ben is the real girl all the awesome mind no no never mind yeah speeder seems like me bad like it's uh it might be crashing oh yeah all right i'm back i'm back i'm back i'm back i'm back we're good we're good all right let me do it let me say that one more time all right uh let me go through all right we have uh ben tavis mcquan the third all right see you here right there now oh we have a bed right right i love you yeah yeah yeah then you are the goat you know that right we have yeah all right now do we have a yo everybody tell this girl to shut the [ __ ] up please all right now we have one more name here we go all right do we have a do we do we have a mayx baby the trees i don't know who wrote that at the end of there all right who's ready for history one me you ready ready now we're gonna be going through a series of questions i want you guys to raise your hand if you know the answer okay all right all righty first question now this is for a gold star you guys want a gold star right yes oh hold up [ __ ] i got a joke real quick this guy so [ __ ] nerdy right you know the way her way his mama is so [ __ ] fat when she sat on the iphone it jumped into her ipod sit down sit the [ __ ] down shut the [ __ ] down oh [ __ ] i like you i got you now this first question is for speed for one gold star okay at the end of the day the first person to get three gold stars wins all right okay so the first question now this is for speed speed how many states are you in are in the united states 48 oh i want to enter shut up god damn okay how many states are in the united states let me answer yo [ __ ] can you be quiet like seriously shut up no how many states are in the united states yeah right exactly like shut up god damn 48 yeah [ __ ] 48 now everyone shut the [ __ ] up now sorry class now you said 48 now class is that right no it's not shut up shut up is there not 48 stars on the flag right am i wrong am i wrong right exactly am i wrong no exactly no the right answer is 50. there are 50 states in the united states now this is why your ass got held back three times and the students don't know that here but that's why your mom called me you got held back now you were wondering why you came to school today and now this is why but we will teach you and i don't think it's it's not funny it's not [ __ ] funny bro shut up bruh bruh shut up [Applause] unfortunately you did not get a star but you still have more time today you know and we do have give me another question bro give me another question bro give me another question okay okay let's make this super looks like it's super super speed what is this right here a landscape now i'm gonna give you one more try let me answer let me answer let me answer let me know in the back in the back before i put you before i put my dick in your mouth shut the [ __ ] up thank you very much now what is this wait class i don't think let him think oh that is a yeah five seconds answer five four three nine two one i said glue now it's a it's a glow a glow it's a glitzy [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] idiot because you're on green i mean i mean yeah you're a [ __ ] idiot no no all right here we go now speed um this right here you said was a landscape unfortunately you cannot get help from your classmates oh this is a globe i said a globe i said a globe all right did he say glow did i say glow right here i said ago bro he might be last shut the [ __ ] up now uh-uh what about my mom that's a mistake on my part all right nope no problem she was texting me too now you ready i'm ready i'm ready for my mom i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready my mom takes me i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready you're good you're good you're good um hello sorry sorry um sorry um now i guess you are smarter than i thought ask can everyone give them a round of applause thank y'all thank y'all thank y'all thank y'all thank y'all thank y'all all right now class so speed does have one star now this is for anyone who knows it first okay okay all right now again we are in history baxter can you please get it [ __ ] you look at it benjamin benjamin yeah please get in your desk what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] looking at okay where was the boston tea party held only me [Music] speed where was the boston tea party held in boston duh all right class is that correct [Music] all right unfortunately that is incorrect and the right answer the right answer was afghanistan no it's not dumb are you done all right now all right all right now we're all going to follow in a line okay and we're going to go upstairs to the bathroom let me see everyone do not do not follow me i need to check if it's done nope these are the lockers no okay everyone make sure you guys hug the wall and let's all go upstairs all right now everyone's seen clean up clean up everybody clean up clean up clean up everybody clean up here we go all right now we're going upstairs y'all we're going upstairs that makes you stay in a line in a line guys speed is the line leader i'm the law leader everybody get behind me in the class he's the only one with the star on the clock that you're in front i can sniff that ass whoa what the [ __ ] yo what the [ __ ] is wrong with you man like friedel man it ain't funny bro hey hey hey ladies i'm i'm tired of this female yo isn't everybody else how did this [ __ ] female or i'm tripping yeah yeah exactly so shut up if bsa shut up shut up everybody tired of you shut up woman come on tell her tom let's go tell her tom tell her shut up tell her again shut up say say shut up woman say shut up woman right here in front of me in front of me in front of me slap you does this look like a line to you guys are you hold on i know you guys got off the screen behind me come on no that's far away [ __ ] all right i'm sorry now you guys will be going two at a time now right now you guys need to pick one person to be your party partner god you guys have you guys have one minute to be a party benjamin and may okay i might need your help holding it baby what you got hold up i said i might need your help holding it okay now everyone getting groups of two all right okay i understand now you guys wait your turn we're gonna wait for them i understand hold on let me let me whip it out for you baby all right wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hey ice ice t-shirt wow we're good it's okay he has a swimming suit on it it seems he has the swimming trunks on everything's all good holy [ __ ] wow what now i can't i can't see this is going on in here i can't see his character you can't i can't see his character oh well you have to turn it off make sure you turn it away get the [ __ ] at the bathroom i'm a strong young fella all right you guys you guys finish up in there hurry up all right now you have to come in here and hold it for me baby come on all right okay all right all right sir i got you i got you sir everybody so what do you need help on i need you to pull it out and help me pee all right okay all right all right you okay you all right okay let me go let me go check on them what the [ __ ] no no no no no he need help he's need help chill out you need help he need help he needs help he needs help he needs help oh oh i forgot he doesn't have his mirror so what you're hoping i'm going to pee right like you're you're happy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she's gonna grab my phone can i have some privacy like come on now like seriously right i apologize now remember you are in school you guys have about two more minutes okay all right all right okay i know i know i know i know i know okay all right is that what you want over here sir is that okay all right i gotta pee now okay can you let me know yes alright can you let me pee now no you do you want me to hold it no no no no no no no no sir all right all right can you get out yes i'm sure all right baby don't tinkle too loud all right okay okay now the rest of the class come on no wait i gotta pee i didn't pee yet i didn't pee no that's fine i never said we had to leave go ahead and pee hurry up oh god calm down tom tom relax tom calm down oh hold hurry on hold hurry 42 before you tell hurry up hurry hurry hurry hurry all right i gotta tell you something oh [ __ ] what are you gonna tell me that kitty i know i've been mean to you a lot but i got a crush on you and i know you like miners too so like this is perfect oh [ __ ] does that mean you'll come down to my cellar and get a pipe sticker yes i will only give you here okay i'll give you more than candy baby okay i want some candy come on in here baby all right now come over here you see this table yes i do put your hands on it and pandora all right am i going to get candy sir yeah all right i got it over now drop your cheeks okay what is this supposed to be sir now take your pants off a cough on me okay damn how many shits have you had sir [ __ ] yourself man what do you mean you just pooped on the floor how loose is your butthole do you mean i said you just sit on the floor no i didn't you better shut your mouth you got them loose ass cheeks i'll make them a lot looser do it all right come here baby do it now give me a kiss all right give me a kiss hmm oh yes oh yes why your birth smell like [ __ ] that ain't my breath [ __ ] what is it that's my prickly ass stick you got kids watching it no no no no i'm not doing that come over here we gotta you gotta come over here we gotta find chris i'm not doing this to like you i'm not cussing you're not doing nothing what oh you're my man now slapping [Music] i can be gay if i want to

Channel: Live Speedy

Views: 11,547,194

Keywords: IShowSpeed, IShowSpeed Live, IShowSpeed Livestream, Speed Live, Speedy Live, Live Speedy, IShowSpeed Rage, IShowSpeed Funny

Id: YfRcP6SY55M

Length: 31min 5sec (1865 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 07 2022