IS IT OVER ALREADY?! (Minecraft Hardcore)

i don't know why he's got his back turned to me probably because i'm about to make him perform a trick that's right welcome back to minecraft hardcore season two it's been going well so far you're standing on a torch are you okay are you feeling all right are you are you okay anyway uh are you following me i don't know are you broken come this way oh he's walking backwards fantastic this is going so well i've got a new trick you you've got a new trick actually if i um it can follow an emeralds but um guess what you can do now when i throw said emerald wait why are you glowing i didn't know that you would glow but apparently if i throw an emerald at this guy now he will stay still he won't follow me he'll stay out of um danger and i'm not going to use this all the time because i can just leave him at home that kind of defeats the point of it but i'm going to use this in situations like last time in the caves you remember the caves no no no why did you just why did you just make a heart sound what's going on absolutely not absolutely not do not go down there holy okay i was getting a little bit too confident um buddy i don't know why you made a heart sound your health still seems fine maybe you were shouting he was like don't go down there yeah i thought so don't even try and play off right today we've got big plans i want to find a village pretty desperately and um that's it which way is gonna contain emeralds can you use your villager senses send it telepathically where the next village is gonna be i don't think he wants to come what time is it uh we're doing all right i'm gonna steal my bed over here i'm not sure what else we need to take with us what do we take i think this just in case emeralds in case we would like to purchase i think that's it to be honest oh yeah i forgot i installed this thing anyway let's go on a grand adventure i'm gonna say this way this way looks safest famous last words hey i'm actually recording this before the first episode goes up so i hope you enjoyed if not you're stuck with it if you are still enjoying it'll be great i appreciate it if you could leave a like and most of you watching aren't subscribed that's weird why don't you hit the subscribe button it's free and you can always change your mind all right let's go find a village hmm maybe that way is a better idea i don't know if it'll just spawn in this biome oh there's a goat look at it jump hello sir how are you doing are you doing well i hope so they're actually kind of cool looking huh hopefully we don't get butted if we die from goats in this in this series that's gonna be really upsetting no offense they're kind of cute not gonna lie oh okay not cute not cute i'll leave you alone come over here please get away from goats all of you are evil why would we need those oh i see an opening what's it gonna be yeah knew that i knew it was gonna be ocean that was not helpful in the slightest it's getting dark can you protect me while i sleep because this guy sure ain't sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep perfect onwards oh oh oh this is this is not good do not look you're already looking that way don't look that way it's intimidating and we're going nowhere near it what happened here how do i find the chests here if we get buried treasure that'll be so good but it looks like they've crashed this boat sideways all right let's try and dig this out there's gotta be something in here i want treasure we're looking for buried treasure ah i found some moss what a find i i can't figure this out because it's all upside down it's it's freaking me out yes okay we found another one oh so much iron a little bit of lapis i think that's our first lap is as well i mean that's probably all we're gonna get from this this is a terrible ship is that one there yes yes a clock i mean a buried treasure map i'm taking the clock i'm actually taking the paper as well how am i so full already let's get out of here so we're not going that way where is this map so we need to go south east oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god look yes yes catch an axolotl in a bucket let's go oh we got friend we have friends i'm sorry i think i've took it away from the other one but we have a gold axle in a bucket that's so sick that was not the mission at hand i need the buried treasure i feel like i've already won to be honest i need to know what this red thing is my curiosity could get the better of me here is it this oh okay this is one of those moments where you'll just know stay still stay right there i'll be back in a moment yes block of got two blocks of gold glistering melons all right mending golden helmet all right let me get rid of this grab some space i'm gonna take the glycerin malones we don't need moss splint and steel i don't know if i need this i'm gonna take it anyway and take the chest well i should probably get this gold as well right i'm not sure the best way to grab it let's try this no no i knew that wasn't gonna happen oh well it's it's it's fine carefully does it carefully does it hey that was a win good find thank you treasure map good lad for staying put let's go this way we need to get our treasure now we're gonna have no space is it over there hey there it is oh we actually got diamonds no way okay that's actually perfect iron sword as well how am i gonna carry all this stuff if only you had a backpack okay let's compress this that can make room for diamonds we only got two but still hey another heart to see some cooked foods i don't know what to bring let's get rid of this let us compress the wheat and throw the extra oh my god why are they spawning over there what is happening you guys okay we're not that close to it are we because this would be bad yeah i don't think i need anything else i'm just gonna break this thing well that was good there's a coral reef over here too what is happening there's something spawned down here i hope not i just want a chest what are we going here another treasure map okay let's get rid of this put that there go we got so much treasure today what is happening oh there's a sea temple oh my god this seed is ridiculous can you see that so that is a sea temple with guardians in it but it's completely revamped we are 100 not going there that would be a death wish oh my god it's so close as well that's dope but we're not going there this is not a joke you cannot teleport into trees just be careful man i don't want you to die there's still no village how far have we walked we've walked a thousand blocks okay new plan we're going home the sea temple is right there it looks insane those are hard enough to deal with as they are but with changes like that i don't know when we're gonna tackle that definitely not now and we're gonna have to take this guy with us too there's a structure down there and there's a guy with a trident are we ready to kill someone with a trident you stay up here all right i'm going in this is a terrible idea this is a terrible idea come over here you want six health oh my god this was an awful idea yeah we're out we're out go as fast fast and as far away as you can i thought you were dead i actually thought you were dead oh we need to get home so badly no more risks no more see what's stuck in the magma of all things you idiot you've got six health six luckily at home i have a golden apple that i can craft at least oh my god never do that to me again so the ocean turns out it isn't that safe at all i'm desperately hoping our house is down here otherwise i'm lost there's an abandoned portal over there that's another sea temple oh my oh my god a witch heart as well what is going on they'll have a brewing stand that'd be so good what is that we have found one look at it no come here come here right now oh they're fast dude yes killed it i'm i'm an awful person go up go up go up go up go up i hold in my hand a glow squid ink sack why does that make me so happy i'm i'm a psycho no more distractions we just need to get out of here desperately look what we have found on the horizon a village a safe haven to try and get you back up to full health i feel like we need to do that before we try and find our house i feel like the house is that way can you see it i don't i don't see it look at the size of this stay here there's lava a foot look at this thing it's buried that's kind of sick i'm gonna take the gold though just needed to heal my friend you know he's a bit of an idiot why did i try and get a trident that was so stupid oh yeah i need to need to collect my man right come on in sir we're going this way we're heading to the village we're going to see some of your brethren oh it's a big village as well look at this we have arrived we are home oh working hard are we right we now have enough food to last us which is good come on have a blacksmith or something please oh kind of scared me hello sir you're joking you have one health this isn't a joke this isn't a joke come this way come this way immediately why do you have one health okay stay here you need to stay here i will give you so many diamonds just stay here i need an apple there is a lot of cactus around here actually probably a terrible idea to come here there's no chests do any of you have apple trades come on trade apples trade apples that's beetroots none of these are apples the problem we have is the trees over there will not give us apples i think the only thing we can do is against night time as well that's really unlucky but the only thing we can do is trade and i think oh what trades can i do like wheat is the only trade i can do i think so what we need to do is try and trade because there is a second level trade when the villager levels up that can give you an apple and then i'm gonna have to make golden apples you're causing me a lot of trouble right now one hp you could have died you could have ended it on episode two that would have been awful maybe i won't take you anywhere actually you're just a liability all right let me get uh let me get some wheat and then see if we can find a trade for wheat any of you guys got a wheat trade you oh you do sweet okay i don't know how much we're gonna need for this oh we're gonna need more but yeah we're definitely gonna need more right be right back all right please have apples as your next one you just stole my wheat yes oh my god it worked oh dude he actually does oh you do decent amounts of apples you know i'm gonna take uh advantage of that thank you my friend ah the mvp i would give him a high five but this guy would smack me up what are you guys talking about are you uh is this guy bothering you i hope not right let's do this before we risk anything else uh let's put apples in here i don't know how many of these we're gonna need i've got two is that gonna work what do you what what do you want what do you want i'm helping my friend out here he was four hp up to nine okay this is um i'm not i might have to use all my resources you know how many we got two more i might have to do two more 17 health all right you you are not getting any golden apples please leave i can't believe we've had to do this we do have 16 apples now which is actually really good but we don't have enough gold to make another one so that means don't die where's my mvp i want to see him this is him right here oh he's actually giving discounts now as well you you earned that badge that bronze badge is yours stay away from him i'm pretty sure i mean i can't remember what way we came i'm pretty sure my house is this way or is it this way maybe this way i don't know i just want to go home all right no more dying no more hugging magma blocks please this just needs to be a clean journey home hopefully we make it wait wait wait wait wait do i recognize this hold up i might have found our house yes oh it's right there let's go oh man i knew it i had a feeling so that village and stuff is this way not gonna be going to the village of death anytime soon i'm so happy i am so happy oh my god home sweet home next time we're going this way all right let's put um chest chest and then there's a shove everything in here i'm not gonna take this with me anymore because i don't feel like we need it we came back even though it was stressful with some decent stuff i'm gonna keep this on me glow squid golden helmet oh yeah i forgot about this only went and got an axe a lot or didn't we this place is already getting too small as well uh where are you oh there you are yeah you need to you might be sleeping in the cage tonight for that behavior earlier i can't believe we're home i'm so glad we're home hopefully next time isn't as stressful as this i think we might just stay at home and make something for the acts a lot so i don't know as the moon rises in the east and after all of that drama of the episode i feel like we should uh we should calm down a little bit wait why aren't you going to bed is it because of this you know what i'm going to sleep out here let me sleep oh no where is there a monster there can't be a monster that close surely unless it's you you better not be out here threatening us right now is it underneath where is this monster yo come here maybe i can go here where's the monster there's monsters like over there are you a monster no okay we're good i don't know where that monster was i don't really want to know but um ruins my transition but because of all the drama of this episode i think i actually forgot about this little friend right here our axolotl in a bucket so i want to build something real quick to make this axolotl feel a little bit more at home but i don't think this is going to be our permanent home i don't think so anyway so i was kind of in two minds i want to either make a fish bowl and keep it in that or make it portable that's a great idea let me see if i can make a goldfish bowl with wheels that we put an axle lotto in it'll all make sense i've also got a new trick watch this i can zoom right into oh my goodness that's so close the squid's over there but i can zoom right into his face oh oh there it is it's the size of a planet yeah i thought that was pretty cool it means that we can like zoom in again yes apples give me apples we actually need as many apples as we can get especially if he's gonna start dying or being as close to dying every single episode you idiot yes right i can zoom right into your face and call you that now don't walk away from me so we're also gonna need i guess trap doors uh to make wheels i don't think there's how do you make trapdoors your boys forgotten that that's not it is that that's it we're currently to place it right here i think i don't want to make it too big because otherwise it's going to take too long is that too big and then if you make it ah dude this is going to be it's actually going to be annoying to build isn't it should i just do a square one this might this might be all right you know you're going gonna have a wonderful home here oh i can zoom into him too yes you can have a wonderful home here no comment that's staying there i'm not wasting it i've just remembered i don't have silk touch i'm so used to having silk touch is this gonna place okay that's fine so if we do this and then this he's literally gonna have a one wide we have to make it bigger it's gonna have to be one bigger i'm definitely gonna make it square i think i mean we could have it this shape it doesn't need to be massive either i was gonna make it huge but i don't think that's a good idea not for a temporary little home for him i don't want this to be his permanent home that would be uh insulting actually i don't think this looks too bad you know but hey i don't have to live here remember when i said i wanted it to be small it's not small anymore it kind of looks like a pirate ship with wheels right let's fill this with water why did you keep making that noise it's not fair for you to keep making that noise how long do you think it's gonna be until he dives in himself huh i give it about 30 seconds no he's thinking about it i see you don't do it don't even stop okay there's definitely a bug in minecraft where it slopes in the corners is there any way i can make this look better apart from these stairs right here is there any way i can make it look better than this i mean my building skills are something i want to improve on in this series but i think starting with this it hasn't gone so well it serves a purpose though it does the job that looks a little bit more interesting unsure but it's interesting so i think we're gonna keep it like that which means we need to bless this vessel with its own golden axolotl i don't know if it's gonna stay in here we're about to find out oh oh it's beautiful the axolotls need anything to survive we actually don't know if we um can look after this guy probably do they need food what do these guys need it's actually the axolotl is way bigger than i thought it was gonna be it's got no room to swim around is literally like a goldfish bowl but don't worry this is this is a temporary thing don't judge me all right i'm just happy that we've got a golden one actually you know what this looks this looks bad let's just do that that looks better i can't believe we've captured one my friends he doesn't care he doesn't care about anything we do look he's just like nah i don't want to be part of this anymore i think it looks happy does that look like the face of a happy axolotl i hope so my goal is to um create the axolotl supremacy i need to come up with like uh some kind of gang sign or something for it where we collect as many rare axe sloths as possible i think the purple one like the light purple one is the rarest but gold is a pretty good start we still need one more diamonds for this uh for this to work um i think what we want to do is like next time where's that book i want to see if i can see any of the new villagers in the next one there's two i think there's the geomancer and there's also this guy the enchanter so they're in the woodland mansion yeah let's not do that no what about the geomancer strange and dangerous images they spawn deep on the ground they summon magical pillagers to trap and explode you so we're gonna be searching for one of them and we also want to go to voyage this way i think that's our new plan i think we should do that are you ready to go on a voyage to the seven seas my friend let's go what's in here is this a trap oh my god [Music] get out get out get out get out get out subscribe please

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Length: 20min 1sec (1201 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 08 2021