Irish People Try White Claw For The First Time... in AMERICA!

we're here in Florida or should I say we're here in Florida because we're gonna be having some white cause you could usually do this for about an hour yeah I'm really excited for ponds [Music] we're gonna drink while she's in her PJ's slippers it's very late even though it's really late we can't drink some white glow the classes you cannot touch but I think I see a lot of claw breakers in this house tonight [Music] white claw hard seltzer claw boys men pure boys put your class so literally says spike sparkling water spiked is such a oh it's a loaded term to policy yes you can free you know I like doin that you find in raspberries in water yeah it's not in it no cool closet I'm gonna have to do something teasingly no not like I'm not gonna just like I just like get it up a little bit really fresh really rad proper fruity was great Oh smells fruity [ __ ] there's no hint of raspberry that's just [ __ ] smell they get all up in my face it raspberry I suppose give it a go yeah that's refreshing oh it's very gassy already that's it you kind of taste a dribble of alcaman off it not why it's so dangerous okay you can't do that goal it is just like a big warning which is dangerous I feel like they should put a Clausen on this young people will drink the more like when we go drinking we taste the alcohol so that we're like Oh bad lows that now oh oh no I'm someone doing that now oh yeah no do you like to taste the alcohol and things like a whiskey man you're like yes the current noises that's fair so okay yeah overall rasberry Whitelaw tastes a bit like the memory of yogurt you don't know this could be a soft drink you could drink on the boss did well your eyes I saw that I said natural I did you firt know did you know if right no just smells like Burt it's a yellow filter jet lag and alcohol a perfect mix no blame is one fruit that really masks don't smile like it's a big bangers 7up very pleasant like I would put this on a burrito I can see I can smell the fizz ordinary the flaw right flaw I've noticed the white flow on the white sauce raspberry was such a G thang our Delta G that we know and love we need someone definitely fair in English truth mom do you know what you're a real slurper yeah like know every time y-yeah t like a cup of tea always wearing earphones and evidence naked as you can see we've been living together for the last four days it'd be great mixer with some yeah I feel like that will be terrifying my calves are cats I think it's bad idea of course but it'd be a good idea because you are speeding with the process but I don't have 15 of these instead it's like oh yeah better Michael Bennett vodka No we shouldn't be teaching people look there it is it doesn't feel fizzy yeah cuz if the last one was a memory of a raspberry ogres this one is a a false memory or there's a Ward flood even though you don't exact oh I can feel like the last thing I was drinking was alcoholic this just feels like I'm drinking like seven and that's reliant direct crimes suppressed memory you can watch a sunset not this you could watch the Sun Rise not this you wouldn't feel guilty about opening this with your corn flakes mm-hmm I think I may have a problem too many bubbles no oh my god stop what was the question Oh chuckling okay dude like a bit mango okay if I slurping it kills the beans so it's either you can have slurping the Bourbon which do you want it's real it's really best burger bird just burping great gassy and I'm getting this is have you tried slurping rice let's kick into it that's quick into it yes Oh Kevin Elster bean although I will say my god I think for me currently is the winner I this is my favorite so far and why cause it's mind oh I said good grief I think I'm team mango Unchained mango raspberry you can suck a Franck get out of here I'm team mango leg all the way what exactly would be a from a from from kill a front strong thanks John oh yes thing I hate the bug dear but this is the gaseous I think we're gonna have a a burp off at the end of this because um I think I could take that abuse Dobby am i you know what this is the most simple I think of all the flavors but it's really Pleasant really full flesh it just seems a shame not to finish no don't like him they're giving me heartburn they are 250 you type in on Google the words what alcohol the first suggestion that comes up is alcohol [Music] gluten-free gluten-free oh you know all the gluten that's in those a ruby grapefruits not this time we think I'm gonna like this more than my god it smells citrusy in the desert yeah but refreshing oh it smells bold yeah and I actually haven't tasted it because we've been talking about how we have not been talking about anything you haven't shut the [ __ ] up to drink it I hope you [ __ ] [ __ ] your pants later with all those wins that's the one that's the one right there that's the one this one right here see this one will say it's better than I thought it'd be gonna be good yeah good you try it yeah for the Chinese for to China Lasorda yeah so yeah I think this is my second fit no almost tied first favorite of all of them mangoes pretty hot up there passing through be great I've went from nah yeah oh no no this is patented lousy torque since coming to America you've learned no gluten free all those gluten-free Jerry yeah are you much no need for that now okay no we were having a lovely time okay lovely wait long and then every white joy and it's like oh wait oh yeah put your teeth in there oh that's the strongest one of all of them yeah isn't it yeah I might think this is the best like it smells like a lot of flavor and then the does you don't get the taste of it and very confused yeah it's like the monkey it's like a [ __ ] cherry cola almost jobs yeah chicken chicken chicken show you wolf Club welcome Oh care if its controversial I think this might be the best one so he says what a hint of like cherry I'm like that's more than a hint that's being like he's actually hiding behind the curtains and you can see his feet you know what I mean second second last or second forever I've invited Sharon Bruce thank you for [ __ ] made that Oh whole diverse amount on a khaki stunning is it a Sheeran through to Karen fruits is it a fruit that goes up to the person of the shop Vanessa speak to the manager shit's dangerous bro it says swaggy word what like not I highly recommend it if you like water unlike alcohol but don't like alcohol and furthermore like what just have a point there you can't taste them they must be of a low percentage and then you're looking at them can be like oh it's 5% Oh God I'm very skinny weak on as well like to all of you in the comments if you want to join our Claudian for more plumb line comedy Clanton's you can like it subscribe they're not ports kind of upon Shh over to Smee

Channel: The TRY Channel

Views: 868,789

Rating: 4.9502025 out of 5

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Id: 6qoe4vqtmNA

Length: 12min 55sec (775 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 13 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/fcmonk]

This may be one of my top five try videos of all-time.

[u/SoulSonick]

Yo this was one of my favorite ones in a looooong time.

[u/wbell]

Lolsy starts twerking. "I'm going to need an old priest and a young priest."

[u/herdiederdie]

You know. The thing about white claw is that it sneaks up on your ass. I saw a billboard for it and scoffed loudly in that performative way “ugh, spiked seltzer, white culture has finally crossed the ultimate line, this is literally worse than slavery and racism”. Then I tried one, you know to be ironic. After the first sip I realized that I was a fuck for drinking anything ironically, what does that even mean. More importantly, why the fuck do I like it. It’s that touch of sugar. Because la Croix exists and so does alcohol so who would buy something that can easily be made at home? It was like the billboard was just a free, shitty idea. But in those first bubbly seconds my world inverted and my understanding of the universe and my place in it was utterly destroyed. Burnt, nay, sublimated. All was white claw and void. And I, the willing teetotaler was suddenly enjoying alcohol. What. The. Fuck.

Then the lockdown. I’m sitting in my apartment where I live alone. A fridge full of rotting vegetables, bologne and claw. Within a week I was a downing 3 a night. It was the fourth white claw run of the following week that made me realize perhaps I needed to stay sober long enough to figure out what the fuck this all-consuming hell fizz was and why it had such power over me. I rolled a blunt and smoked it. It was cute of me to think I could actually do any thing sober. The cross fade is my kryptonite so I knew at that If I did give in to the claw then at least my body would make me pay the next morning.

And there it was, the answer. I cannot handle any meaningful amount of booze, I think it’s the asian genetic thing, but basically anything more than one beer and I pink up like fucking Santa Claus and I always get a terrible headache the following morning. I made the mistake of taking 3 shots at a party and I was a zombie for a week. But for whatever reason white claw doesn’t give me a hangover. I still experienced the overwhelming sleepiness that always comes when I drink any amount of alcohol but what did that matter? I was under shelter in place orders and the puppy I impulse adopted would be asleep by 7 anyway, why not join the lil guy?

I’ve since ditched the claw. Too dangerous and also 100 calories is fine but 5x 100 calories is nearly half my daily recommended intake, and lord Jesus have I put on some chub, I hate this virus. Yes of course it’s sad that people have died but I got FAT and that is NOT OKAY. ITS NOT O FUCKING KAY. I wear me out:

Anyway, I found my hydroflask and the dog is learning some cute tricks. Even poops in one spot consistently! We’re working on moving that spot outdoors but he gets the concept you know. And isn’t that the real goal? So anyway, Ioved the vid. Gonna go explain to my dog for the billionth time why the eagles didn’t just fly Gandalf into Mordor (it’s like he doesn’t WANT to get it, you know?). Thanks for the laugh. Stay safe everyone

[u/FSUphan]

Haha I loved the line about the hidden cherry flavor. The grapefruit one is terrible though

[u/17DungBeetles]

Bam Balaam woaahh

[u/duffmanhb]

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[u/OhioMegi]

I may have to try them. I also have a bit of a crush on Dermot now.

[u/meat_eatr]

That was fun!