IRENE "GRANNY" RYAN sings "I'M A WOMAN" by Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller with ROY ROGERS & DALE EVANS

from hollywood the heart of the entertainment world the hollywood palace with your hosts roy rogers and day 11 tonight irene ryan we'll return to the hollywood palace after this word from one of our sponsors thank you and good evening folks we're very happy to be back with you here on the hollywood palace and tonight we're going to be getting together with some of the greatest country artists and entertainers we're going to have george goble burl ives sonny james genie c riley and irene ryan and they're all just plain country folks homespun up with the chickens down home kind of people of course there's there's irene ryan who struck oil and moved to beverly hills do you ever see the clothes she wears she's the only woman in the country with two million dollars worth of rags irene's a big favorite at our house so let's bring her out here grandma clampett of the beverly hillbillies the sex symbol of sun city [Applause] [Music] [Applause] welcome to the hollywood palace irene thank you roy thank you thank you dale so good to have you it sure is nice to be here bye dingies if there's anything i like it's country and western music i like it so much and i thought maybe i get to see an old uncle of mine here he loves country and western music but i didn't get to see him dale oh i'm sorry well he passed away oh that's too bad well he was an old man 90 years old that's an old age yes that's a ripe old agent that's darn near rotten i had a fella too once that i used to go with he was a cowboy roy is that right yeah we were engaged to be married well we had to call it off though because we were incompatible oh that's her oh incompatible yeah she he was bowlegged and i was not mean really [Laughter] we walked down the street together we spelled okay [Applause] then there was my dear old grandmother oh dale and roy there's an old girl you should have known my old grandma she passed away at 110 110 but the baby lived you know irene we're all fans of yours at our house but there's one thing everybody's curious about just uh how old are you oh now come on well no no i don't want it well let me put it this way i'm older than shirley temple but i ain't quite ready for medicare good for you well i'll say this for you irene your uh one grandma who knows where it's at yeah but the trouble is by the time i get there is gone okay great shock it to him huh a lot of people look at me and wonder what can that thing be is it fish or fowl trouter owl vegetable or human well gals and guys i'm gonna put your eyes you're looking at a warmer i can wash out 44 pairs of pants and have them hanging on the line i can start to iron two dozen levi's before you can count from one to them i can scoop up a great big dipper full of schmaltz from the different cans throw it in the skillet go out and skin a rabbit and be back before it melts in the pan cause i'm a [Music] i'll woman it again now i can rub and scrub just those boots until they're shining like a dime shut the pea shoe the fleas and clean the outhouse at the same get all time up go out and dance till 4am and then lay down at five jump up at six and start all over again cause i'm a woman i'll say it again now if you come to me sickly you know i'm gonna make you well and if you come to me all hexed up you know i'm gonna break the spell and if you're hungry you know i'm gonna fill you full of grits and if you're dry i'll mix your corn liquor with sauerkraut juice ain't that a blitz with that kind of a drink you won't need a rocket to get to the moon cause i'm a woman are you o-m-a-n i'll say it again now i can stretch a greenback dollar bill from here to kingdom come tend to still pay my bills and still end up with some i got a 20 gold piece to prove what i just said i can make a dress out of a feedback and i can make a man out of jack cause i'm a woman how are you oh i'll say it again cause i'm a woman [Music] and that's all eat your heart out jaja [Music] [Applause] you

Channel: Walter Willison

Views: 2,416,653

Rating: 4.8581724 out of 5

Keywords: RYAN, I'M, 2011, WOMAN, Lieber, by, IRENE, Friends And Legends, sings, 28, Stoler

Id: A8z-qTG-Yt4

Length: 7min 22sec (442 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 28 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/essen11]

Witty lyrics. I enjoyed it.