India Bus Chaos Jaipur

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mr. bald was trying to<font color="#E5E5E5"> find a bus</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">childhood</font> we aren't currently in the<font color="#E5E5E5"> dry food and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this is so chaotic</font> hello guys<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know where the bus</font> where's this<font color="#E5E5E5"> bus going we're going to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">jot food</font> job<font color="#E5E5E5"> food this way thank you</font> snack before<font color="#CCCCCC"> we go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> found it</font> what<font color="#E5E5E5"> are you making what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">sugarcane</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> drink</font> my<font color="#CCCCCC"> dick sugar can how</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> much is it</font> no no English air apparently<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh there we</font> go<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it looks like ten</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> rupees</font> huh<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ten rupees all right</font> is it safe to<font color="#CCCCCC"> drink</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't get sick</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right I'll try</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Thanks</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ten</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> rupees disable it let's get our bus</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">tickets first</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and then I'll try</font> mr.<font color="#E5E5E5"> Valda</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sold running up there hey wait</font> up these drinks<font color="#CCCCCC"> are popular they're</font> everywhere Machinery here you know what I have<font color="#CCCCCC"> been trying these</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">things drinks in the markets market food</font> ever<font color="#E5E5E5"> since my first day</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here and I have</font> not<font color="#CCCCCC"> gotten</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ill but I do not gonna do</font> this before a<font color="#CCCCCC"> nine-hour bus journey no</font> way<font color="#E5E5E5"> dude because we can't eat or drink</font> this shit now we're going<font color="#E5E5E5"> on a nine-hour</font> bus journey<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah you don't want to eat</font> anything you<font color="#CCCCCC"> hear before</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about yeah I'm</font> not going<font color="#CCCCCC"> to eat anything</font> different<font color="#E5E5E5"> leverages</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it is original form</font> original<font color="#E5E5E5"> coffee</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I like the original cottage</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> media</font> hey we're finding a bus<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're not</font> shopping bus Wow people are so friendly<font color="#E5E5E5"> an engineer</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is hard to walk and talk</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> same</font> time<font color="#E5E5E5"> because people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to talk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what do you reckon what's your</font> opinion<font color="#CCCCCC"> then on Indian</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people versus</font> Thai people in terms of friendliness <font color="#E5E5E5">similar kind of level pretty similar but</font> ties will be<font color="#CCCCCC"> more jovial okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Hindus</font> will talk to you but<font color="#CCCCCC"> there won't be</font> asked treatment<font color="#CCCCCC"> eagerly</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and laughing as</font> far as advertised<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah how is the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">greeting critical</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> issues so but I say</font> they're<font color="#CCCCCC"> out there so top three yeah is</font> Thailand India and Brazil for<font color="#E5E5E5"> me okay</font> Thailand India<font color="#CCCCCC"> and maybe Faru Faru has</font> some pretty<font color="#E5E5E5"> awesome people it is random</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">stole just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> by itself no mo</font> if you want one <font color="#E5E5E5">that's a nice dress</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's your stand or he just rocked up and</font> wants to want to sell<font color="#E5E5E5"> I think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it suits</font> you - demo girls<font color="#CCCCCC"> who speak English I'm looking for</font> the bus<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a job food</font> job hood<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm looking for the bus</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Shortbus standard</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wood oh this is this</font> one are you good everybody said<font color="#CCCCCC"> Joe everyone said here</font> they<font color="#CCCCCC"> set aside by LSD a metro station</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font> my station jodhpur<font color="#E5E5E5"> - bus monitor</font> don't work good<font color="#CCCCCC"> work Arya Vita</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay would</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you like to come to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> drop</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hood</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">we're going to jump or would you like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">come</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> going to make a tour see the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ports are you going to gonna send</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Jaipur</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay blown out partially</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see you then I</font> like but<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this way why are you going</font> in the wrong<font color="#E5E5E5"> way he kids he said it's</font> here he said bus station people<font color="#E5E5E5"> said it's here</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">alright Bujji trust in India</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's hard</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hey you crashed my brooch sorry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> other</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">sotry had two</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> girls</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> told you guys I</font> saw this again<font color="#CCCCCC"> on my and my rickshaw</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">when I approached women he can't be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> vicinity</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because they'll</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> say I'll</font> look at<font color="#E5E5E5"> that handsome bald man with a</font> beard<font color="#CCCCCC"> I mean</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all right you have two hotties and I</font> thought<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not fair that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you get</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> those</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font> sharing is caring look at this<font color="#E5E5E5"> guy he</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">looks like he's running a tight</font> operation <font color="#CCCCCC">Khaos okay</font> job hood yes<font color="#CCCCCC"> welcome</font> don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> move</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but you have sleeper not</font> [Applause] as you do I see that's why<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's okay I don't like this</font> guy okay there's a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little office what do</font> you think <font color="#CCCCCC">not even</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here</font> in fact like<font color="#CCCCCC"> the Beatrice</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> surviving</font> looking for the bus here people<font color="#CCCCCC"> code 230</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> non-ac sleeper yeah</font> that's what we want <font color="#CCCCCC">non-ac sleeper yes 3230</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay three</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tickets please and his name</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hey mister</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">polls</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mister folder</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> coating or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is Atari</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yes the others</font> after<font color="#CCCCCC"> Malaysia</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we found the best people</font> in<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh wow</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so friendly Indian people are</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the most friendly</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people</font> and then repeat<font color="#E5E5E5"> my mother price went up</font> how much<font color="#E5E5E5"> is one CD</font> won an MVP<font color="#E5E5E5"> 400 cut that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> pitted</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> our help</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">job would yes--it's desk</font> [Music] <font color="#E5E5E5">we share the bus station people bumping</font> into you and stuff I'll let<font color="#E5E5E5"> them deal with it see what</font> exotic<font color="#CCCCCC"> treasures are selling here</font> hello what is<font color="#E5E5E5"> this kind what is this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">food</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Oh chilly</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all right</font> [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">I hope this is not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> our bus</font> hold the whole boss<font color="#CCCCCC"> lady</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah all right</font> [Music] are you doing mr.<font color="#E5E5E5"> ball still here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> after</font> being<font color="#E5E5E5"> surrounded by following a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> puzzle</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">demo</font> what did you say - he said 250<font color="#E5E5E5"> whoa</font> careful and then the ticket comes in<font color="#E5E5E5"> 354</font> 450<font color="#E5E5E5"> exactly the price</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> protection</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> secret</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">baccarat will be proud wash recall</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> one this is<font color="#E5E5E5"> the Jaipur</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> busk am walking</font> with scammer we're going<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's funny you should</font> have paid instantly<font color="#E5E5E5"> because just like</font> our hotel<font color="#E5E5E5"> but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if I went for breakfast we</font> came back they told us sorry sir but the price<font color="#CCCCCC"> is up now are so true if you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> pay<font color="#E5E5E5"> within that sweet</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> seconds</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the price</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">goes up</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay goes up in a couple</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of dollars I</font> mean<font color="#CCCCCC"> you can laugh at it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but hello</font> ten<font color="#E5E5E5"> groupies</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I actually do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to record</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> sweet children<font color="#E5E5E5"> shame oh no no by the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">time we got</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bus I mean I wonder</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna cost</font> I don't know it's going<font color="#E5E5E5"> up at the time</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">wait</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there AC coach you paid him already</font> paid don't care the guys laughing at him and like that we<font color="#E5E5E5"> scammed another tourist</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah I have to - yeah hey guys I'll use</font> cameras - yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> this is a medicine shop</font> making a film<font color="#E5E5E5"> about the bus journey to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">job</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> food but there's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no boss</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">no</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> any robust 1:30 p.m.</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">ah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> by</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> DVM</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font> I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> fixed like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sickness leaves with</font> scam<font color="#E5E5E5"> they figure what time is it</font> damn deepens<font color="#E5E5E5"> they already know it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> beside</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at 1:30 will be bus</font> yeah 1:30 p.m. it will<font color="#CCCCCC"> be sleeper bus no</font> a c-130 from here or<font color="#E5E5E5"> somewhere from here</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay from where</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay we're coming</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">another place</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no one that you come here</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it says</font> [Music] <font color="#E5E5E5">Oh</font> yeah it could<font color="#CCCCCC"> have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> had a chat with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> guy<font color="#E5E5E5"> too and</font> hello guys <font color="#E5E5E5">juniors</font> the deadly trek back<font color="#CCCCCC"> today to the scam</font> bus station begins how much are they gonna step up<font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font> this on I didn't make<font color="#E5E5E5"> enough</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> watch out watch out</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for care</font> hello mr. bald what do you reckon here at<font color="#E5E5E5"> 1:30 of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">course is going to be sorry sir you know</font> this is today is just<font color="#E5E5E5"> not a good</font> birthday<font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> there's have a little chat with<font color="#E5E5E5"> him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">inject about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> vf8</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> him already</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> prepaid</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">already</font> fuck that<font color="#CCCCCC"> was a dumb rookie mistake</font> hello girls if he wasn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they'd be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all over me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">if</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he's here they don't even look at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay we're back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right old again okay</font> Wow and<font color="#CCCCCC"> your avatar</font> okay okay<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in question</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and 100</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">percent will be pastor here I am but</font> thirty<font color="#E5E5E5"> P I need to get a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ticket</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm on my own oh there's two tickets a</font> pair magically<font color="#E5E5E5"> appeared I don't know</font> where you I<font color="#CCCCCC"> didn't</font> hey you're still here [Music] from here only 1 1<font color="#E5E5E5"> p.m. here one fear</font> here<font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah unda Evo it's Rita</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bar</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yeah</font> yeah it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nervously yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">trust you my friend thank you very much</font> there we go <font color="#CCCCCC">I must say it really looks like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a very</font> trustworthy<font color="#E5E5E5"> crew have a great face that</font> will be<font color="#CCCCCC"> enjoyed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> food today</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thank you help</font> everybody's running<font color="#E5E5E5"> one o'clock we will</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">be here yeah use the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> n-word on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">recall um</font> for an hour in at least<font color="#CCCCCC"> superhot place</font> hello let's go somewhere<font color="#E5E5E5"> for we can't eat</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because I know just have a normal drink</font> somewhere<font color="#E5E5E5"> I want to go to the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> liquor</font> store<font color="#CCCCCC"> positive I need liquor</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">alright guys I promised you a bus</font> journey it appears<font color="#CCCCCC"> that this is more</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about you on the video</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a scam</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> the bus station video and I blame</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mr. bald why is it my fault exactly so</font> no<font color="#E5E5E5"> because it sure as hell</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ain't my</font> fault I<font color="#CCCCCC"> take a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little bit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> responsibility</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font> paying<font color="#CCCCCC"> upfront I sure waited until the</font> bus was here<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> given the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> money</font> so I guess it<font color="#E5E5E5"> is what it is guys signing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">off from Jaipur</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to bus station</font> buying alcohol in India<font color="#E5E5E5"> isn't always</font> easy<font color="#CCCCCC"> but it's available</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> India isn't a</font> dry country<font color="#CCCCCC"> like some</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of you commenters</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">seem to claim so I'm right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> outside a</font> liquor store<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'm gonna show</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you how</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to buy liquor</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in India</font> I would like a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little bottle</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of whiskey</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">please</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> miss me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yes</font> you see here they have<font color="#E5E5E5"> all kinds of</font> variety here and this is bagpiper <font color="#CCCCCC">whiskey how much is this 180</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay yes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">one yes what else do you have here do</font> you have any Indian vodka or whiskey try some local<font color="#E5E5E5"> group</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh is roma nope vodka from russia it's</font> Russian for sale in Rajasthan what do you prefer the whiskey or vodka<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> more</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">support</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> come on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your hold command and</font> this for how much<font color="#CCCCCC"> you Andy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay take</font> this one it's gonna be a fun bus journey if he turns up [Music] you see guys<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I buy liquor in India</font> easy the ice<font color="#E5E5E5"> buried all vodka thank you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> very</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">much sir</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">feisty are you open 24-hour or what time</font> do you close 10 a.m.<font color="#CCCCCC"> 10 a.m. and you you closing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thank you sir</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bye-bye</font> [Music] are we<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna sit here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like a couple of</font> hobos and<font color="#E5E5E5"> drink our ice vodka and show</font> up on<font color="#CCCCCC"> a bus drunk I think that's a very</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">good</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> idea we put some socks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on first</font> my new pair of<font color="#E5E5E5"> balls of water three</font> pairs<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how much was this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Ganpati</font> sport<font color="#E5E5E5"> three pairs for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fifty rupees</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> which</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in American money would be about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sixty</font> cents USD<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's ridiculous can you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">believe that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you can make a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> profit from</font> selling<font color="#E5E5E5"> three pairs of socks for 60</font> cents<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm really</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> after this trip</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">here walking around in the market where</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they're selling t-shirts for less than a</font> clock and<font color="#CCCCCC"> I bought a backpack</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> which is</font> now<font color="#E5E5E5"> broken so I have a new backpack</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right friend you're back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yes I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">remember it looks like you've had a</font> little<font color="#E5E5E5"> bit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the ice vodka</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> today</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font> this is good all right<font color="#E5E5E5"> well as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">saying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it makes me wonder how you can</font> turn<font color="#E5E5E5"> a profit here and it also makes me</font> realize<font color="#CCCCCC"> how much</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> money Western companies</font> make when you can buy a backpack here for<font color="#E5E5E5"> three bucks and it's probably not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that different</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> from</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the one you you're</font> paying 80 bucks for back in in<font color="#E5E5E5"> Norway</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">wrote I guess</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he scammed</font> they<font color="#CCCCCC"> 30 to the ha</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> paces oh no I've been</font> scammed<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh my we're gonna go</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> back to him</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and know exactly where he</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> works been</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">scammed</font> what a devious trick<font color="#E5E5E5"> Wow</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> socks came in</font> India<font color="#E5E5E5"> unbelievable</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> how are they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">very comfortable</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> will scam</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because that was my fear is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that your</font> own stairs<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> scams everywhere yeah what should we do<font color="#CCCCCC"> then</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you with your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fancy new socks what is</font> the plan<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> plan is to go and chill out</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I suppose until the time of the bus</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font> right we're going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to chill out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">erotica</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guys signing off</font> [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">she just wants my money</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like all women</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">our relationship is over it's over it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">over the bus coming all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> right I even</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got</font> a<font color="#CCCCCC"> switch</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> reserved so nervous</font> talking<font color="#CCCCCC"> to her</font> let that have<font color="#E5E5E5"> flirty with everyone else</font> Buffy<font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> front of my eyes</font> hanging around<font color="#CCCCCC"> with other guys</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> already</font> shameless the bus is<font color="#CCCCCC"> going to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's going to be</font> a rough one it's gonna be a ruffle <font color="#CCCCCC">happy</font> waiting for<font color="#E5E5E5"> the bus</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't say I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have a</font> great expectations<font color="#E5E5E5"> the buses</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that have</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gone by thus far have been in horrendous</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">state and this is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to be a</font> torturous nine-hour journey this<font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font> is where<font color="#E5E5E5"> we'll be struggling</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for the</font> next nine hours our boss has arrived<font color="#CCCCCC"> or so I've been</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">told by mr.</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> vault</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well it looks like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all right look it all right</font> stop looking too shabby actually and they do have the sleeper compartments on top<font color="#CCCCCC"> so I go on board first</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now it is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">going jump off do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ever</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ticket</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Ellicott</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> City</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">first them good man you can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> feel</font> okay<font color="#CCCCCC"> pasta scoffs of this can't jump on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all right</font> Oh Oh mr. Buddha will find our<font color="#CCCCCC"> see I'm</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">leading the way</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bit my expertise in the</font> Hindi language so what<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> said we're 5</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">& 6</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right yeah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">alright job</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put which one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thank you second one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> well this is<font color="#E5E5E5"> high class man there is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">recycling nervous and you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> coming up</font> there we're the second on the<font color="#CCCCCC"> left I</font> think correctly<font color="#CCCCCC"> wow this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ignores dark</font> glass and privacy<font color="#E5E5E5"> this is high so you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just push on their hands</font> I just want to waiting<font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> these guys is</font> it thank you you have to brush<font color="#CCCCCC"> down like</font> I'm cool Oh guys driving<font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is this is ours right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I trust Chuck do you think this is it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Jackie six trucks we have curtains and</font> everything<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know I love</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's pretty</font> hot I<font color="#E5E5E5"> already talked about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> window</font> yeah so I like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a fucking waitress but</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't do they have traps</font> I don't know<font color="#CCCCCC"> high</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> expectations</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> afternoon</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the last bus trip</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">alright non-ac</font> [Music] coming in mr. bald<font color="#E5E5E5"> getting in letting</font> the people<font color="#CCCCCC"> past me for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this is great</font> come on guys let's<font color="#CCCCCC"> go let's go let's go</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">right and here I've</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> done let's hope</font> we're in<font color="#E5E5E5"> the right one very not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> see you</font> guys later down in your poor seats you cattle glass travelers<font color="#CCCCCC"> not like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> us</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we're rich</font> that's not shaken<font color="#E5E5E5"> Rica traffic style</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there's this traveling in style</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I love</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this look at this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's even padded get</font> that window<font color="#CCCCCC"> you were complaining</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font> [Music] whatever hello we have hotties<font color="#E5E5E5"> next door</font> hello<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't know my god I can't see if</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's schoolchildren's or actual</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> women's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">most mechanic it's making sure that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font> be able<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> leave</font> what a chaotic scene so for the<font color="#E5E5E5"> next</font> nine hours<font color="#E5E5E5"> we're gonna be held up in</font> here actually looking forward to it<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font> gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> be fun the last</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bus ride was fun</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">so are you ready for the next nine hours</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">is that what it is nine</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hours yep well</font> that's what they say<font color="#CCCCCC"> 11 hello</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yes I</font> would like<font color="#E5E5E5"> a water how much sir</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">20 okay give me one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you want to you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font> to do you need a water man fucking boiling<font color="#CCCCCC"> a new</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what's that then</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">40 okay</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what's your name passive passive</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">yeah alright gossip Thank</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> You Man</font> my name is Harold Boulder your goal I wish your<font color="#E5E5E5"> wallet don't pour yes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh here</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you go son keep the change</font> it's okay<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay no change it's okay no</font> change is okay<font color="#E5E5E5"> thank you</font> he likes<font color="#CCCCCC"> alright there we go I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> will say</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">something about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mr. Boulder</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he's a very</font> generous<font color="#E5E5E5"> man he doesn't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mind</font> I know<font color="#E5E5E5"> people been saying you're paying</font> too much<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're paying too much</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> honestly</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mr.</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Berger doesn't give up I know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> got your<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's my Indian subscribers that</font> complain<font color="#CCCCCC"> about this you're paying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> too</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">much you're paying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> too much it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doesn't</font> really matter to<font color="#CCCCCC"> me if</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's a buck or 20</font> cents and if I make a hard-working individual happy by<font color="#E5E5E5"> giving a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bar I'm</font> fine with it as long<font color="#E5E5E5"> as it wasn't a scam</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah we usually scam he said 20 and I</font> overpaid<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's not a</font> scam it's like<font color="#E5E5E5"> unless showing you his</font> sweet little<font color="#E5E5E5"> cherubic face so you give</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">him more money is that a scam</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's not a</font> scam<font color="#E5E5E5"> so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I lost count now</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he's using his</font> chance<font color="#CCCCCC"> Hey</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all right yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fuck you defect I just</font> miss em in a state<font color="#CCCCCC"> like we're on here 17</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it's roasting the probably leaf</font> ask him when we're leaving<font color="#E5E5E5"> exactly if it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really is at 1:30 or not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> live in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right go to Steve in school okay all</font> right we're gonna sit here and roast them<font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font> [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">I was equivocal</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> clear to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> us the best</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> way</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to travel</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> India</font> I don't know why someone<font color="#E5E5E5"> said on before</font> like you<font color="#E5E5E5"> need to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> travel by first-class</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">train that makes no sense</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> whatsoever of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">dad speed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> acts I mean even though we</font> were scammed for the bus ticket<font color="#E5E5E5"> still</font> it's cheap right<font color="#E5E5E5"> 450</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bucks 5 bucks 5</font> bucks<font color="#E5E5E5"> for like a 10 hour journey with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">beds more</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> could you want good company</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm sure</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we've</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got Wi-Fi</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> probably some</font> waitress coming up you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> we'd like it</font> strict at rare drinks yeah yeah well we're<font color="#CCCCCC"> excited</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see you later</font> you want<font color="#E5E5E5"> that someone screaming at me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">saying hello</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here Oh</font> if I have what a hundred rupees<font color="#E5E5E5"> for what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font> I have already<font color="#E5E5E5"> water yes thank you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nothing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> else I'm fine</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I guess rumors spread that I'm a over</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">payor so now everyone's running</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up to me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">wanna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sell me things</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a glass window approach</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">namaste hello</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">also her harshest rejection goes far</font> there's been quite<font color="#CCCCCC"> a few still waiting</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">for the bus to go I think it's gonna</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> they're waiting for it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to fill up</font> right so we're up<font color="#E5E5E5"> front here with a</font> driver and<font color="#CCCCCC"> a police</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> security for honor</font> for archway<font color="#E5E5E5"> policeman right now you're a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tourist and do the bus driver even sleep</font> here sometimes<font color="#CCCCCC"> by sleeping</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> up here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the bus driver has his</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> own bed up here</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and laundry Wow he lives here Wow</font> amazing India [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">alright we're about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to leave the bus</font> driver just<font color="#E5E5E5"> jumped in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you can forward</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to seven our</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> country</font> ride fuck there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> a hottie coming</font> understand <font color="#CCCCCC">oh she ran</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> away</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> got away</font> [Music] <font color="#E5E5E5">not a failed bus approach not the first</font> [Music] yeah it is<font color="#CCCCCC"> getting mighty hot in here</font> guys<font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mr. bald</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is sucking in all</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> oxygen and heating up the bus it</font> means that it's gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> be a lot better</font> when he starts driving [Music] there's the bus to question you <font color="#CCCCCC">Longway</font> [Music] it turns out<font color="#CCCCCC"> that this bus ride</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> will</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> set</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> scam after all we got our tickets they</font> paid 900<font color="#E5E5E5"> our last journey we paid a</font> thousand and this is just as long it<font color="#E5E5E5"> was</font> eight hours<font color="#CCCCCC"> but this one's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gotta be</font> seven<font color="#E5E5E5"> hours or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so there's a website</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">maybe we were scammed more lost</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fun than</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">history and now we're paying less the</font> first<font color="#CCCCCC"> quote was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 215 by the time I got</font> the tickets it was 450<font color="#E5E5E5"> but what can</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> do<font color="#E5E5E5"> overdoing it YouTube</font> you're gonna back up into<font color="#E5E5E5"> this place</font> they're hating on our bus driver that is motive<font color="#E5E5E5"> I coveted newspapers</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Craigslist ways to do a u-turn</font> really <font color="#E5E5E5">up there</font> they're not seeing<font color="#E5E5E5"> me you're making up</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">stories</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't have any</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> times there</font> we've almost completed<font color="#CCCCCC"> the u-turn</font> impressive this driver take this out you<font color="#CCCCCC"> have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people living</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">here in the intersection</font> some people want to sell<font color="#CCCCCC"> us some water</font> here<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh they have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> watermelons</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> water<font color="#CCCCCC"> head</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're okay</font> but the little operation they have here I don't dare to<font color="#E5E5E5"> eat the watermelons if</font> you get sick with an<font color="#E5E5E5"> Indian</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> boss I mean</font> you're screwed what are you gonna do <font color="#E5E5E5">here we love it is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about crapping out</font> the window and there's no toilets on<font color="#CCCCCC"> this buses hello</font> no I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> think I need a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> frying pan</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> now but thank you anyway</font> hello now<font color="#CCCCCC"> my step</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I was rejected again</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh they have a worth</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> busting us</font> [Music] we [Music] [Music] you
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Channel: Harald Baldr
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Keywords: India, Jaipur
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Length: 38min 44sec (2324 seconds)
Published: Fri Dec 07 2018
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