Incel Lizard & Homeless Spider | EFAP Highlight

as the burning Sun dips hpon can spend more time on land this stretch of Shoreline is his territory and I mean that's the same for all of us yes hey hey the sun's dipped we can spend more time outside females are we fear the Sun highet and females are choosy and will only go for males who can defend their tur yeah the andreaus not be pleased this High ner has a Ferrari he has many Bugattis which he speaks about constantly this one over there is what we call a beta he doesn't have any Bugatti the first the first sexual predators a Mur oh no the trafficking has begun so does the competition trafficking evolves another male with his eye on this Prime patch a fight fight fight girls love it when you call them that Prime patch are they going to be able to do anything to other they can fight they got teeth they should fight and then become friends to avoid injury the males demonstrate their strength in a strange push-up contest oh [ __ ] now this is I do wonder how they could possibly have had any Assumption of oh man we should do that that's why why don't humans do that where we just start doing push-ups in front of each other and the girls are like wow I want and then the guy who wins the other guy can very EAS say like you know what good stuff bro you uh you can do it I respect you bro I respect you bro yeah I respect you bro okay geez God damn it all right you push up so way more impressive than mine I didn't know you could do 50 push-ups jeez but now our male may be too late for love has his girlfriend been devoured messily by some other terrible creature probably what if it was man oh they didn't tell me why it was too late she would already gone cuz it could she was like you guys are being silly you guys are being silly yeah Jerry Chad dang Terry is still down Wai to be F hon seems to have missed his chance the only attention he's attracting comes from the dark Waters of the lake oh no damn dang it's going to die a virgin his line will end all those push-ups and for what finally call yay baby no I waited for you Jerry climb board yeah yeah this is great this is really good this this is good stuff educational right yeah yeah this is good all right do it amphibian eggs are soft and they Young have gills not lungs so they must be laid in water where amphibians are most vulnerable oh jeez not while he's doing that no that's just gross bye oh no dude not hinia can attack like a killer whale after a seal only just missing her prey but she has remarkably powerful fins oh no oh [ __ ] that's cheating I'm takes the male by surprise oh no well should have done more push-ups yeah I should have ran further oh hey at least you got to have sex yeah diversion worth it but the amphibians are about to find a way to leave the dangers of the water behind for good smart move yeah things are great on land up here lies in changing their eggs they evolve a hard waterproof casing protects the oh my God you know what that means laid on land oh they've unlocked reptiles fully developed air breathing and independent they are the first ever true vertebrate land lovers land lovers vertebrate land lovers yeah the land yeah land's great reptiles water's gay here comes the land water's gay Boo the sea is always wrong [ __ ] deadly than ever before boo I want to go back to the water the arthropods are back I'm back we're so back we're so back baby this mis spider is the size of a human head she'd be a human head oh I I got to get just a second let me go check the to see how big this thing is don't do it you'll be scared oh look at that HQ I open the door turn on the light look at my head ah oh God in her Lair Misa will inject her victim with digestive juices to dissolve him from inside gross why'd you have to kill things weird yeah why can't you just neck or something yeah just St it with your shoot him in the back of the head why' you got to dissolve it from the inside out shoot in the back of the head already W the Glock come on chemical warfare already jeez good God imagine like if he was still alive it drags you all the way back to little spider hole the spider drags her dinner home but something's wrong oh no wait this lizard's gay does H her headquarters are flooding she'll have to evacuate damn it someone beat in here immediately shits she can't so she'll have to find another hole she can adapt he's like oh where are we going now sorry sorry lady I have to find another hole can adapt listen I'll eat you hey yo I worked decently hard for that it's already dissolving on the inside come on that's just big [ __ ] is though imagine see a dragonfly that's carrying around just like a lizard with a wingspan of almost a meter she's the size of an eagle of an eagle this is where you really get out the [ __ ] RPG now I really like dragon flies they great canas above her Carboniferous Kingdom this is in your home well not your home specific the other Kansas not the one with the r blood below is due to an approaching storm the super oxygenated atmosphere which has helped fuel the growth of the insects and arthropods is highly volatile strike can Trigg you know what that's just the spice of life the clock is ticking I don't appreciate them trying to make me sympathize with a spider his was flooded Rags this poor house was oh Jesus a nightmare creature can I just crash on your couch for tonight come on man he's a distant relative of modern millipedes oh [ __ ] but as long as a car [ __ ] that [ __ ] he can rear up tall enough to look you right in the eye no that's not Happ you know with all the with all the CGI stuff we have today that stupid uh Adam Driver movie they could have been in this period And it terrible horrifying thing 65 million or whatever it was called Just in Time poor homeless spider still like [ __ ] you I'm not even going to kill that guy F dragonfly is just going to steal it they have speed and stamina on their sideo yeah yeah meanwhile the spider starts to turn the hole into a hunter's Lair uhhuh nice I've only had a shovel if I could invent a shovel or evolve one all I have is this glog in my face did everybody a new home I hope nothing horrible happens she tests the new new trip lines they're already picking up vibrations from outside oh Dam the storm is very close now oh you [ __ ] spider look at those fires ignite the oxygen uh-oh the giant dragon flies are forced down from the canopy to seek shelter below oh God an unexpected windfall for the water predators these guys are like woo amid the chaos Misa seems safe in her bunker underground seems safe uh-oh what are you get struck by lightning underground and goes into the hole I was it was meing I didn't mean it what the rags your hatred for this spider translated into the show now I hope you're happy Fire ignited by lightning has devastated me C's neighborhood the spoter okay is he fine is he safe the silk was extra flamable and it cooked the spider suspense is killing me however a petrolacosaurus managed to outrun the Flames oh petrolacosaurus it's good that they called it that on account of it will be a fossil fuel someday oh no don't go in there that's where the spoter is or is it oh oh oh he's cooked oh it's crispy SP he's crispy Kansas fried spider's hole was at the center of the lightning strike M crispy Critter M the reptile gets a spider barbecue nice nice spider barbecue I do like barbecue yum hello you just listened to a segment of the podcast every frame of pause or EAP hosted by YouTubers merer rags and fringy and joined by a cycling variety of guests across the internet they critically analyze media with exhaustive detail while pausing at every single frame subscribe to the EAP Channel and catch new episodes on Saturdays as well as catch their smaller videos reacting to the latest and not so greatest movies and TV shows throughout the week you can also subscribe here to EAP highlights for the latest shorts clips and Super Cuts also uploaded throughout the week links to all the 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Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 04 2024