Inappropriate poems | Doki Doki Club Club

[Music] hey guys what is up zero here and welcome back to doki doki club club so in the last episode i mean not really episodes it's just kind of shorts none of these really i don't think i have any connection with each other so it feels kind of weird to say like welcome back to club club [Music] but yeah um basically if you're for for those who don't know what club club is it is oh here we go explain this mod is made by me kronos the creator of doki doki rewind slash replay and doki doki mod recommendation club the mood posing tool and some various other bits and bobs other people's works in a [ __ ] post basically yeah he also made a bridge prevent something like the [ __ ] post from ever happening again i have made this mod of a platform to spend a small amount of time on an idea and then release it rather than spending months working on interlinking said ideas this way my main project doki doki rewind slash replay is less likely to be put off to the side for as long as it has been again this model receives send me regular updates and that it'll get updated whenever i feel like updating it thanks my patreon supporters for helping give me the ability to do this and other projects and thank you for playing this right now hope you enjoyed this mod [Music] so yeah that's basically what it is basically if a better way to describe it this is basically if you really liked abridged it's like the exact same like comedic points of abridged just now in little skits instead of having to focus on retelling ddlc it's literally just the characters from a bridge but now they're in different situations yeah so it's amazing people keep asking for when he's going to update a bridge but i'm like why do you this is this is just more a bridge this is perfect he doesn't even need to update a bridge why are people even asking for because he said that if a bridge he made a bet he said if a bridge won mod of the year then he'll up you'll add an update to it and but i mean i feel like that's unnecessary honestly because i'm like this is already more abridged just now they're in other circumstances so yeah anyway this one is rejected poems [Music] something's wrong called a very important meeting for today's club meeting and there's a sort of nervous energy in the air monica and sayori have been quietly discussing something with themselves for about 10 minutes now meanwhile yuri natsuki and i have just been sitting here waiting so far we've resisted the urge to whisper to each other but i'm pretty sure the three of us aren't going to hold back much longer suddenly we get our chance monica and sayori turn away from us to whisper to each other all three of us take this is our cue to quickly huddle together and weirdly try to figure out what's going on okay are we all about to be in trouble or something that's so loud they do not appear to have heard you i believe we may be okay easy for you to say you never get in trouble it doesn't matter if they've noticed start to notice us or not so they're probably about to tear us a new one whenever they actually start talking meanwhile you'll just get to watch and laugh inside like usual that's not true i've been in trouble plenty of times oh really name one thing you've ever gotten in trouble for and i swear to god if all you come up with was that i didn't get an a plus plus on the test so i only got 500 for the end of semester or something like that i'm going to throw you out a window first of all i didn't receive any money because of that b plus but of greater relevance here i was referring more so to some of my more visible defiances tell me natsuki do you recall what happened last wednesday during lunch uh let me think wait isn't that the day the i don't need a mirror to know all the color is drained from my face i swallow hard oh what's wrong isn't that the day that uh you do remember don't you zero i can see it in your eyes that dawning realization spreading across your face yuri's gaze is fixed directly onto my face she's looking directly into me directly into my eyes but not in a good way i i'm scared i believe you are speaking zero please tell us what you're about to say you that was that was but that was the day the building next door burned down yes and like 20 people died that they did whoa wait what how did i not know about this yuri did you did you burn down that building no of course not wait what that that is absolutely not what i was attempting to imply so you didn't burn a couple dozen people to death no for what reason would you assume i would do something like that well you were being really weirdly creepy when zero was bringing up the fire that was merely for dramatic effect gary what the [ __ ] both nazi and yuri quickly shush me hoping that my outburst didn't attract either moniker or sayori's attention sorry sorry just gary it's a really bad time to try and be dramatic i'm still wondering if she really did do it or not i didn't whatever just why are we talking about this anyway [Music] something about how she's not a goody two shoes yes the fire was merely a coincidence and it serves as a perfect cover for my most recent prank oh this i gotta hear whilst the faculty in class were distracted by the inferno outside which as a reminder is not is the original reason i was bringing up the fire i put some tack on the teacher's chair uh wait don't you mean attack zero that's not how one would refer to the collective form of a substance how could i possibly put attack on her chair are you suggesting that i should have put the entire package there i thought she was talking about sticky tack that is ridiculous she'd likely see it before she sat back down and if she did not i doubt the tag could squeeze out the plastic packaging okay stop gary when someone pulls that old as hell trick they mean the sharp pointy metal thing you pin papers to boards with they're not talking about that sticky blue stuff oh that's not sticking up that's what yuri did i was wondering exactly why the reaction was less than promised and that no one noticed that all i mean props to you for being so stealthy i guess why are we even still talking about this yuri silently points to monica and sayori oh right okay i have just about enough of this i stand up and turn to sarah monica ignoring nazi near his frantic gestures to stop okay seriously guys we've been here waiting for way too long already you said this was an important meeting today can we just like get to it already every time i've gotten in trouble for something the build-up was worse than the actual punishment i mean i don't even know if we're if we are in trouble right now or whatever but just come on would please just talk about whatever this is about now sorry monica briefly trade glances before monica steps forward okay you're right i'd like to apologize to all of you for taking so long to start yeah me too no one's really in trouble while at least no one is individually in trouble the entirety of the club is in trouble we are for what reason he do you guys remember that administrative day we did last week [Music] the boring as hell required every a semester paperwork fest that took twice as long as a regular meeting yeah so i know we were all kind of losing focus by the end of the meeting you may certainly state that again you know it's pouring us all even yuri can't keep her mind focused on the task at hand yeah all right well do any of you remember how we were trying to have fun by the end of it yeah we're filling some of the unneeded copies of the forms out with whatever we wanted as sort of a poach exercise or something uh you said that we should write out rejected poems that no one would ever see since you were going to throw them out right right well that's the thing we may have accidentally sent those forms in the place of the correctly filled out ones monica and celery both nervously smile let us look at their faces [Music] while yuri goes pale natsuki freezes and i struggle to remember what i rode on [Laughter] monica please please please tell me no one's read mine i uh i can't do that zero oh no no no no no no no no no it's okay zero i'm the only one here that has read anyone else's uh writings that doesn't make it better by the expression on her face i'm pretty sure that monica knows exactly what i'm thinking right now and i just pray she doesn't tell any of the other girls about any of it though that was an incredibly awkward conversation i had to have with the faculty when they presented that to me uh what exactly did you write anyway nothing nothing monica and i would awkwardly smile at natsuki while she looks over at us intently was there something lewd between me and monica i don't know uh please drop it please drop it please drop it please drop it please i believe they took issue with the papers you were working on as well natsuki if i had managed to convince them that you were just having fun i think they would have insisted on some counseling yeah i was pretty angry when i wrote that i guess but i'm okay now nowhere near as uh angry as i was when i wrote it sorry about that monika it's okay i understand i also get really frustrated whenever hey um can we talk about it can we not talk about it please it's not you know [Laughter] right i'm sorry natsuki now someone uncomfortable silence has filled the room as we all nervously look around at each other i love this so much see why do we need a bridge i love club clubs it's like it's so good we don't even need a bridge a bridge to get an update monika clearly picks up on this and tries to use attention no one here should feel bad all of us here submitted something embarrassing myself included i'll admit that i think her thing was it was a little as a steamy thing about mc because she was like nothing i'll admit that i'm aware of what everyone here has wrote but that was never my intention that only happened because the faculty required that i go through the papers with them when they spoke with me i promise you i won't bring up anything that any of you wrote that you don't want to be brought up if any of you wish to talk to me in private about anything you know that i'm always willing to listen and help if i can but no one should feel pressured to talk about it if they don't want to everyone here should respect each other's privacy and avoid trying to pry if it's not wanted trying to judge one another for what someone may or may not have written is only going to cause us more conflict we've all made a collective embarrassing mistake just accept it as it is learn from it and move on plus now we have more in common with each other at least none of us are alone in this the mood is clearly lightened in the room we're all still a little nervous but most of us starting started laughing to get just started to laugh together with monica thanks monica that really helps a lot i feel way better now yeah see just like i said it's better to just rip the bandage off and just get on with it we were waiting around worrying for nothing we didn't even have a punishment for this oh uh unfortunately that's not true zero what the faculties still need our papers which are now late and even though i convinced them that this is all just a mistake they still weren't very happy about it so not only do we need to finish the paperwork today until further notice the literature club's exclusive cleaning responsibility consists of all the restrooms on this floor what all of them yes all of them oh my god yeah that's part of why we were taking so long at the beginning of club today well that and a few other things but that's neither here nor there so we have a choice we can either start filling off the missing paperwork or we can start to clean personally i don't have a preference what do you guys want to do i'm not sure why but hanukkah ends her last sentence by looking at me expectingly i guess she wants my opinion maybe she just wants me to say something to start the conversation uh well if you're asking me uh i think i'd rather do the bathrooms first at least that way we get to use the paperwork as kind of a break after all the cleaning no i'm not starting off today but bending down around some grody toilet and scrubbing off whatever awful crusty crap someone left behind just ah no way no way no way i'd rather do every single missing paper by myself twice than have anything to do with cleaning a toilet hmm i may i have a suggestion for how to proceed perhaps we could split the responsibilities personally i have no issue with cleaning i'm required to do it quite regularly at my house after all perhaps anyone who wishes to stay here and work on the papers could do so and anyone who wishes to clean could elect to do so we could even split up further and one pair of us covers one restroom while the other pair tackles another well i suppose we could do so though i'm not sure how much benefit we really gained by monica i'm suggesting this so that we may avoid uh undue stress i believe that was a term used for our talk the other day oh i understand yuri we'd all be helping each other out precisely that's a great idea this way we all get to work together as a team by helping each other stay happy though i think we should all agree to your idea before we commit to it oh of course i did not mean to imply this plan to be enacted without anyone's consent are we having sex are we gonna [ __ ] are we having an orgy because we're talking about undoing stress oh i didn't know you sure said this i apologize if anyone thought i meant otherwise i know what you meant yuri but while i'm fairly certain that everyone here would be okay with your idea i don't mean to speak for everyone it's always important to check and make sure right of course would you be okay with this zero yeah i mean toilets are gross and stuff sure but i've cleaned worse great what about you sayari our earlier talk was interrupted and we were and we and were we to split into two groups we could finish our discussion while we clean you sure monica absolutely then yeah totally so wait are you all serious you're all on board with letting me skip out on the cleaning of course that's a friends do right and we're the best group of friends in the whole school they're leaving natsuki out of the orgy so wait hold actually not even the orgy so i hold up so sayori and monica are gonna clean and i think bang and then i think mc's gonna go with yuri to bang while cleaning the other bathroom andoski's just being left here to work on the paperwork and she doesn't even know what's happening pornotsky i suspect i speak for everyone here when i say that we are more than happy to help you out natsuki wow that sh shot's fired they don't want natsuki there wow [Music] i'm gonna need a sensu for that one yeah no problem natsuki well all right but don't expect me to come and help you guys out if i finish before you i don't think that you'll have to worry about that natsuki natsuki walks over to a desk in the corner and starts to work on the stack of papers i'm guessing she's trying to really focus and she seems to almost instantly forget that we're even still in the room that being the case i suppose you decide on the rooms to tackle [Music] yuri zero can you start in a northern restroom i think sarah and i will take the southern one to start and this way we can all meet up to finish together in the center run once those are done oh my god and then we all meet up in the central one absolutely yeah sure perfect i shall meet you there zero nero quickly packs for belongings and heads out of the club room i'd probably be more nervous about being alone in the room with yuri if it wasn't because it was a bathroom that we were both busy cleaning definitely diffuses any off retention we're both busy scrubbing toilet bowls awesome come on monica i want to race them i'll be there in a minute sayori and i gotta take care of one quick thing first cool see you there siri skips out of the club room let's get completely oblivious to anyone or anything else around her i go over to my bag to pack my things but monica follows me along but occasionally looking over arnotsky i'm not sure what's up i don't oh right this this is going to be a really awkward conversation and i do my best to clearly whisper to her but the words can barely drag themselves out of my mouth something up monica we need to talk zero what did i miss they left to go get ready for sex time in the bathroom oh wow and i think you know what about exactly i think you know what about already don't you i nervously swallow so hard i'm surprised i have any teeth left do you have anything you'd like to say to me zero i'm really sorry monica i just i didn't mean anything by it i didn't think anyone else would ever read any of it i'm really sorry oh monday okay i think it was his poem i think his poem was really mean it's a monika oh maybe [Music] i think i'll have a few seconds before she punches me in the soul suddenly monica relaxes and lets out a small sigh i'm almost with a giggle at the end it's okay zero if anything i'm flattered okay no it was no nope it will see me yeah as i guessed it was lewd yeah you're what yeah i was quite surprised i never thought you'd be so good at guessing things what i am yeah for one thing you pegged me quite right oh god well we know what happens in the sauria monika bathroom and speaking of which you're pretty close to your guests for yuri too oh i know what his thing was [Music] i think his poem was what all of them would be during sex i think i think he was like i think he made a list of like who would be dominant and who would be submissive during sex i think he made a list describing what happened that's my theory i think that's what mc's quote-unquote inappropriate poem was i think it was literally a list of what they of all what they all were [Music] though i think she's a bit more uh assertive than you might be expecting at all oh okay then you're a switch [Music] i'm blushing so hard it feels like my face is on fire i can't comment on natsuki though like haven't had any experiences with her so wait in this [ __ ] lord they all have already have sex with each other besides not skinny they're like she looks too much like a child it's weird and well as for sayori let me just say that given who the subject of her paperwork was about you're not her type zero damn wait say ori's gay what is gay what that doesn't surprise me i see but i can still judge if any of your guesses are right about her or not i you yep but you're the most popular student in school who is perfect at everything right well i mean you're not wrong about me being perfect at everything i'll show you one of these days sarah what is actually happening right now but for the moment i need to clarify something the ninny club's members always owes me a few favors and i know i can get them to cover for all of us so i wouldn't worry too much if you neri don't really clean the restroom all that well in fact she's specifically waiting for you there so that you can both clean together though she knows not to take offense if you wish to climb and head to the middle restroom first as she said earlier consent is very important so know what you'll be walking into if you do indeed join her there xero if you are interested then i'd recommend you meet her quickly after all she's much more assertive than you were expecting and i wouldn't want to displease her too much if i were you one last thing before i meet with sayori the safety phrase is undue stress you'll need it oh god what is yuri like oh yuri scary i always felt like yuri would be scary in bed yeah i don't i feel like i don't know i'm getting feelings for kronos was i feel like kronos was horny when you wrote this i feel like crono's guys had some horny titles you just i'm horny writing this this short is a horny post cardo supposed to go in a horny jail doesn't he reference sex a lot though does he i mean yeah he uses sex as a joke hold on that's obviously why i was mostly joking because he uses sex as a joke what's natsuki doing good they're all finally gone there are just so many papers i have to they are really good friends aren't they i shouldn't just write them off like that they're really great all of them they're the best friends i've probably ever had they help me out so much maybe one day maybe they could really help me out i know i needed i don't have anyone else to turn to not anymore in any way i shouldn't be so mean to them this club is a good thing and this is the best part of my day even if it involves either scrubbing toilets or piles of piles of put kindling what bird did natsuki burn the building maybe wait at least i have no one to turn to wait is it did her dad die in the fire did her father die in the fire because she said she has no one to turn to anymore oh my god i'm pretty sure the funny thing is i'm pretty sure all of these have no connection with each other like i'm pretty sure like the next short could very well have natsuki's dad there like i think none of these really connect with each other at all like as chronos said these are just little shorts just for him to just throw in so yeah it's just like i said that's why i like i like club club they're just little funny shorts it's like watching a comedic anime like it just there's these these are like episodes that's episode one that's episode two and that's episode three i like this i think bugs mod is similar uh forward momentum the one that i was planning on playing soon i think his is similar where it's like an episode based like thing and it's just kind of them just hanging out and talking i think i can like do it dealing with different problems i think i could be wrong but yeah i don't know i've always felt like kronos doesn't have to update a bridge cronus if you are watching me right now if you're watching this video you might not because i mean i don't know but if you are i don't even want an abridged update i'm fine with just club club every so often hell you don't even need to do this if you don't want to but as i'm saying i feel like this is it's just a bridge it has the same humor as a bridge i'll say it's like um if anything he can be more creative with club club than he can with a bridge because abridged has to [ __ ] rely on the actual story of ddlc so like loosely so it's like at least with this he could just kind of do whatever the [ __ ] he wants i feel like it's funnier this way [Music] don't write a whole mod while you're horny it does feel like a horny post but yeah that is it i hope you guys enjoyed if you want to play this for yourself the links in the description below and yeah this has been zero [Music] peace i'm a chef

Channel: AfroZer0

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Keywords: DDLC, Doki Doki Literature Club, Sayori, Monika, Natsuki, Yuri, Zero, DDLCMods, AfroZer0, DDLC Mod, Doki Doki Literature Club Mod, AfroZero, MC, Doki Doki Club Club, Chronos, DDLC Chronos, DDCC

Id: 9RfZlOoKqHM

Length: 31min 35sec (1895 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 20 2020