I'm Sorry...Top Boat Ramp Fails of 2023 ! (Chit Show )

how do I go forward what do you mean how do you go forward you got a rope hanging you got to pull that rope up oh my God die die this is the problem God damn it pull back Jesus Christ I neutral you don't put in a neutral Guy this is what the guy films for this is exactly what the guy oh oh he's in the water what the hell happened it in oh my goodness guys oh oh my God guys oh my goodness okay wait for it oh my goodness what is this oh my goodness wow this is crazy bro bro bro mechanic wait wait wait wait I wait wait I don't know what looks worse hey bro hey hey time out time out time out bro how do you see that move bro that guy could have just tow him in real quick bro oh yeah no because it's my job to talk behind the camera bro this is bad bro no I'm not going to say that bro hey this is bro this is terrible bro what are you talking about bro what bro stop oh my God bro oh my goodness what is this bro yeah he's doing it he's doing it what do you mean that guy's an Olympian right now in my eyes bro what do you mean bro listen there's not one look at look at look at where Society has gone Everybody is watching bro this is bro nobody is doing Andante oh my goodness guys this guy has singlehandedly save this [Applause] boat Curr Fred The Croc just hanging hang H in hanging what's going to happen now there's no way dude there's no way I'm going to dive in the water guys could you imagine the guy who dove in and I told him not to and he dove in guys we got it we got it I don't shot kill don't shot kill all right guys all right guys all right guys we got it we got oh look at the water coming out of it oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness guys oh my good I I hope it's not the work truck yeah that's that's what hurts need a new truck huh he need a new truck he needed a new truck no more payments bro but that's a company bro oh man hey wait is it does it say Tiki the side of that TI H it's a Ticky hug guys we're going to give him a shout out listen if you're down here in Miami I I vowed for this guy if he makes you a bad Tiki Hut you call my neighbor Azie katino I'll give you his address and he will support you come on Azie I don't do those no more what do you mean Azie there only one Azie you know how to do it yeah that was it oh my goodness guys [Music] [Music] ah if he shows up again the good old fredster look at him look at him look at him look at him look at him look at him look at him look at him look at him guys look at that think about that right now look at that right now you're you're having a swim here at blackpoint you know you got the whole crocodile that's American crocodile whoever whoever says that that's not a crocodile look at him he's just going crazy get out get off my lawn get off my lawn bro don't ever call me a gator again I'm an American crocodile you fudge in most cases but oh boy but this guy's whiskey throttling hold on guys I'm going to put the whiskey throttle logo go to my website luxury rib tenders.in he's panicking he's panicking look look look look at him look he's panicking oh there it is there it is oh there it is oh oh oh look at him look at him oh oh look at the back look at the back oh my goodness that's crazy bro oh man poor thing bro I had nothing to do with that guys wow welcome to the chit show guys wow that's going to be a top 10er [Music] hey tell me the truth and I want you to be dead ass serious both of you yeah I'm serious right now you know you watch the Chito right huh you never seen the Chito ever no you never seen my Channel at the boat ramp yeah I did okay so what's bigger than your board bigger than my board yeah bro you know about Fred right Fred you don't know about Fred The Croc you don't know about Fred The Croc swear you ain't know about F The Croc you don't know about a crocodile a crocod bigger than your board I know he over here okay you know yo how do you feel now knowing that your boy didn't tell you there's a Crocodile bigger than your board his head is probably where you're sitting that's how big it is no no joke listen whatever you do the filet table bro he might ask him ask him up hey all right so listen listen listen listen listen listen listen have fun I know it's going to be hard now after this conversation but but listen his name is Fred he's running for president so I don't think he's going to go after you today not today cuz he probably ate already but stay away from the fet table hey stay away from the filet table and if if you hear something go clun just padle as fast as you can that's him bro you know what's crazy what he didn't me you bro I'm tell you not being here Cat Williams did you dirty bro come here cat hey how are you not going to tell your boy that there's a Crocodile 15 ft in here all right all right all right listen listen okay listen listen which way are you guys going to the end yeah okay once you pass you see that over there in that corner where where where the the marina ends okay okay in that little bank there's like a little rocky area kind of like this it looks very comfortable for a crocodile to put his chest see if he's there and if no no no no no straight in the middle who's going to go who's going to get that who's going to get that who's going to get that bro who's going to get that who is going to get and hook up that boat look look look look at this look at this oh my goodness yeah yeah all right um officer who's going in wh which officer's going [Music] [Music] in [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh my good oh oh shoot oh my goodness oh my goodness did you guys see that oh my goodness oh my goodness wait for it offer mon making a scene at the boat ramp wait for it oh my God Boat Show weekend what is this Miami Boat Show guys uh you guys heard that right you guys heard that right please tell me you heard that oh my goodness tell me you heard that wow this is crazy guys well listen I've been here um oh my goodness all right so listen yes I've been at the boat show guys I have been filming I'm going to film a chit CH today welcome welc to blackpoint Marina I'm your host Alfred moner what channel want to show my friends bro Channel Chicho Chicho Chicho Chicho oh is close by what a crazy oh my goodness look at it's floating away dude oh it's floating away oh it just went completely under oh my goodness oh oh dude that is crazy dude YouTube I that you bro I can't get that shot and you're going to kill this one I at least I have one here and you you guys are regular oh my goodness there's still water coming out of oh look look look they got it they got it they got it oh oh oh oh it's going back in oh oh no oh my goodness they're going to lose it oh they're going to lose it oh that's that's that's unfortunate bro oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness guys oh my goodness oh my good Aiden come here look at this come here come down here a oh my goodness oh my goodness bro this just went South really really Fastow oh my goodness any chance it had there it is bro that's what would still been there which one oh my goodness no no no oh my goodness waited he waited yeah oh my goodness guys this is crazy oh with they all right guys these are regulars over here Chicho subscribers they got Chicho hats too luxury rib tender.com guys Chicho has luxury rib tender.com all right all right we got it we got it we got it we got it back we got it back we got it back we got it back it got it got it [Music] up look he did he did it good he's got it oh man is that is that rain dude I'm going to get rain down are you serious are we really that serious right now oh he's down Karma welcome to the chit show guys [Applause] if that is not Instant Karma is if that's not Instant Karma I don't know what it is guys fountain's coming a little hot who said be quiet to who oh boy oh no my feet are wet oh oh he's in he's in gone oh no oh boy man goes down welcome to the chit show guys oh no please don't tell me COC The Croc is still around oh my goodness oh my goodness welcome to the chit show guys a m here at the boat ramp this place is a disaster guys this place is an absolute in insane asylum right you [Applause] spee for [Applause] Fore [Music] welcome back my friends to another chit show here is is your host the man who was voted sexiest man alive seven times Mr Alfred moner oh and I forgot to mention he's also on the Forbes top 10 wealthiest list Rachel don't you dare opine or I will mention your past I know this might seem a little odd my name is Rachel and I am the new host of the chit show there it is there it is come on come on baby pull pull pull pull pull pull pull let's go hey do you guys want to talk on camera no no are you going to be able to take this out today like I said that's the plan like I said not talking on camera not talk well what about my plan is to not talk on camera what about off camera not talking all right let going all right guys tobo us is going to go ahead and take this out that's the plan but he didn't say that that's the plan let me start off by saying let me start off by saying bro stop stop bothering me stop bothering me stop bothering me I want to do no commentary videos because I want to and that's it damn it I've had a bad day guys welcome to the chit show it's been a it's been a rough day I'm even using a wide angle lens today because you know what I just don't care right now I'm you know what you make my day better buy a damn hat cuz it's just one of those days what's this guy trying to do is there a pelican there St yeah I think there is oh he got him he got him he got him he got him oh he got him what a capture Dude where's my hook where's my hook where's my hook sunglasses oh wait wait my hook lens hook this this is brought to you by hook guys this is brought to you by hook oh my goodness I was finally able to use the freaking hook sunglasses to show you guys how amazing this is guys look at the manate just just came in there's a baby back there there's a baby back there oh my goodness watch this you can't see nothing now huh it's barely just barely oh the hooked sunglasses the hook lenses for the win guys yeah yes no and the waves too my friend Oliver here just cut through to the thing thank you for shot killing I appreciate that Oliver thank you so much he's a great follow him on YouTube YouTube video up live a little bit latero shot killer Oliver over here no it's okay Oliver oliv Oliver thank you so much we're going to have to redo this whole thing I'm I'm playing with danger hell no I'm not going to do that my camera's going to die no okay I should have come in my rain boots no this do you expect me to cross that you have to take one for the team or I could go around the back it's not going to be as impressive look and I have a camera here besides if something comes and pops out it would be amazing for yeah America's Funniest Home Videos realtor has heart attack okay you need to get a view like come on this is like a forest right now okay come on this is why we want to show this come on let's go look all this is happening guys this is something she's going to Remember come on oh I'm definitely Lord every paid the way have you I have seriously I have well I think people see your videos in the blacko any they automatically think that you want to see something bad yeah you're just trying to make them look back and that is not the case no no and and and and in a lot of cases if you look if you've been watching the channel a long time I I try to tell people to to hey chill like when the C when the first curse Robalo you remember the curse Robalo the first one CU there's multiple curse robalos robal I don't know what I that's why I call it the curse Robalo there's a we're already on season two uh Alex do me favorite cancel the Robalo interview no Hey listen hey big shout out they make incredible boats but I don't know where they get their caps H cancel that part to all right so so the first one you know it's funny because the guy goes and takes out a sailboat at the dock at at the ramp and I'm like oh boy and then when I'm when I'm zooming out and he's leaving he goes oh you want to go for a ride I go I go I like my life I saw that so when [Music] he [Music] today's video was brought to you by hook Optics to get more information on hook sunglasses go to hook sunglasses.com whiskey throttle hats and Chito gear are also available at luxury rib [Music] tenders.in [Music] n

Channel: Alfred Montaner

Views: 761,837

Keywords: chit show, boat ramp fail, boat ramp fails, chit show Miami, Miami boat ramps, boat fails, boat ramp fights, Alfred Montaner chit show, black point marina, black point marina Miami, Miami, Miami florida, Alfred Montaner, boat ramp crash

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Length: 23min 7sec (1387 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 27 2023