if twitter was a person

[Music] i think it's good we're doing this we need to do it for a long time yeah it's long overdue oh he's pulling up hey what's up bro there's so much love in this room right now we just want you to take a seat we want to have a quick intervention with you awkward we just really want to connect with you yeah yeah yeah and i like connecting with others what happened to you in the past few years why are you so different you're like toxic i get to pick who talks okay we're trying to help you okay everything's fine you don't think i've made the world a better place um we feel like we can't really be transparent with you do you feel like every time we are around you we're just walking on eggshells i'm kind of sick of it we all are you should be offended by what he said what did he say what did he say why aren't you offended right now why are we why would i be offended i need you to be offended and i need you to be offended nobody let her speak yet nobody let her say anything give her a voice for once i'm kind of on board with what they're saying i'm trying to give you a voice i'm trying to give you an answer i'm trying to give you your own personal voice we used to be best friends it was like me and you every day joking around and you know why why aren't you listening to him you're completely ignoring him oh they're banned yeah i can't hear anything they're saying he's talking to you um in sixth grade he posted something really bad so what happened in sixth grade twitter what happened in sixth grade twitter i'm sorry i was just retweeting you i want to know what other people did in 6th grade because it's pretty pretty vital what did he do that made you want to ban him in real life he said he was making a quesadilla and he posted it and it was the most caucasian thing i've ever seen in my life it was a flatbread at best who cares i mean it was appropriations people make mistakes twitter okay yeah sounds about white okay you're white too you have blue hair man it was just a quesadilla oh you don't think that was a big deal yeah easy for you to say because i recall one time you mentioned um that there's not that many funny female stand-up comics i was nine and i went to see ellen and i didn't get the stand-up jokes did you just say ellen i'm literally shaking right now you're literally not shaking i think we should educate people rather than ruin their lives i agree retweet that we should re-educate no but what you do is you force them into a camp and make them grip harder onto their beliefs okay yeah you force people to believe things that you know it's like no one else can have a perspective around you you used to post like fun photos and like funny jokes and text and now it's just become so serious it's not a fun it's a negative place now um that's a lot to unpack okay and look this is gonna be a hard pill to swallow but you're turning into tumblr tumblr is fine tumblr's normal still everybody likes tumblr tumblr is not okay earthquake earthquake in l.a um 4.3 yeah earthquake did anybody else feel that we're in florida we didn't feel like why do you that's not news for everybody that doesn't need to be like trending no it's trending yeah earthquake in uh los angeles um no we're going to talk about this for like the next hour sorry there was an earthquake in l.a what happened to you in the past few years you're so different now i'm not different it's still a lot of fun um black twitter is popping right now it's actually everything it's a movie stop no it's a mood dude shut the [ __ ] up i'm gonna respect that okay i'm gonna respect that opinion i'm gonna i'm listening and i'm learning so i'm fine we all are we are learning so i'm gonna put you on like a seven days i didn't do anything twitter enough of this but this matters what the [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] done this is i'm done hey see that oh yeah okay i'm done you'll be back i'm done we have a very addictive algorithm you'll be back there's a lot of things that you haven't seen yet that i need to show you that you're going to be really mad at please i'm done we need more black voices no stop we're [ __ ] done man oh i feel like totally normal now actually yeah me too [Music] you

Channel: cer spence

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Length: 5min 4sec (304 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 26 2020

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