If Retail Workers Were Honest

- Hi, how are you? - Good, thanks. - How am I? I've been standing for eight hours and I'm in a terrible mood (laughs). My dog died. - It looks like you erased the entire contents of your phone but sure, I'll take responsibility. - I'm saying I need to go in the back to check for her size but I'm really going in the back to check my Instagram. - Oh, I'm pretending like I didn't just see porn pop up on your computer. - You're super cute, I'm gonna act so professional to cover up how nervous I am. Hello. - Hi. - This blouse looks terrible on you but I'm a hundred dollars away from my sales goal. Yes girl, it's fierce. - No, we're out of stock. For the 100th time. - Oh, no price tag. Must be free. (laughter) - I've already heard that joke six times today and it's not even my lunch break yet. - Where can you buy that obscure adapter? I don't know, I'll Google it. - Nope. You're misinterpreting good customer service as flirting. Give me one moment. Yeah? - I am watching you steal that accessory but go ahead because I'm not allowed to confront you directly. - No, you can't return that item without a receipt. But let me go get my manager so he can tell you the exact same thing. - We're understaffed today so I'm just gonna make an excuse to head into the back. - Oh, you're great with technology. Then why are you here? (laughter) - After three years in retail I'm the world's best fake laugher. (laughs) - I haven't had a full weekend off in four months. (laughs maniacally)

Channel: BuzzFeedVideo

Views: 2,290,192

Keywords: apple, buzzfeed, buzzfeedvideo, clothes, comedy, employees, funny, hilarious, honest, kbME, kitchenware, real life, retail, store, video, workers

Id: HgLjNvoVw7w

Length: 1min 30sec (90 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 23 2015