If I Die, I Lose! (Hardcore Minecraft)

dudes you hear that music ah you know what this game is this is called minecraft I woke up this morning I got the minecraft itch so what we're doing today we're at a hit single player create new world a hard-core dab lit fam dab let's do that game mode hardcore let's do this I haven't played Minecraft close let me see how long it's been since I play my oh gosh this music stop music the last time I played minecraft December 3rd 2018 a day after my birthday seven months as I played minecraft days last time I did minecraft only 40,000 like ah dad if this video doesn't have over 40,000 likes within like the first two hours I'm gonna uninstall everything alright so let's do this I so hard core tablet damp fam Harco here a crate you're playing minecraft hello deaf son you spent a while yet we're back playing Minecraft what does that mean that I can finally come out of my dungeon I mean if your why but I never told you to go back there and it was so dark down there I I didn't know whether whether I was pooping in my toilet or in the kitchen no wonder all my food tastes like crap and you guys said you missed that anyways let's do this so he played hardcore mode my goal I don't even know what the goal is if you guys have any goals for me let me know down in the comments I replayed minecraft like vanilla minecraft since like alpha played so many mods alright here we go let's do this boy that's what I got turn on the sound - or the music I want to run the music music music alright so minecraft one for all but I just bought next to a village oh this is sick oh look at this so much has changed about Minecraft oh yeah oh gosh hey villager sir sir did you pee your bed yeah do you didn't hear peeing on your bed why is your pee so bright yellow you should probably see a doctor what's on your head look at what you got oh all the trades are even different carrots for an emerald emerald dude okay I got to be quick I got to be quick though because we are playing hardcore Oh what oh what is that a stone cutter there is a lot that's changed voice oh he's just hay bales I mean I will take free food any day of the week boss I'll take this any day of the week I don't got to kill nothing that horse horse listen what's wrong with you are you can I can you I just need a saddle stop it hey let me take me and hey let me tame you okay let me tame you snappy let me tell you I will call you Charlie yeah we got best friend yeah Charlie I say hi to Charlie wait how do I get off this thing wait how do I get off you like it okay here we go alright say hi to Charlie this is Charlie yeah you know I just need a saddle I don't can you make a saddle I don't remember before you couldn't make him you can only find him I so does this turn into wheat yeah wheat okay so I need a crafting table now does that still turn into bread is the crafting recipe the same like that is a lot of bread just chilling there's no way that that will turn it into bread Honan okay let's check out all these houses alright another urine babe oh I'm actually but it still is you're in bed you know what I'm gonna sleep in urine from now on God if you want me to sleep in urine from now on hit that like what yeah wipe I thought beds were on me red dang dude my fave moving up in the world look at this but oh yeah I'm playing on hardcore mode so I have to hurry okay potatoes okay they don't stack I don't want it you don't stack I don't want it now is there a blacksmith blacksmith usually has armor and stuff in it Oh see if I can find a blacksmith Oh what is this it's at a bell [Music] jingle bells jingle all the way I'm a baby shark can you play baby shark baby shark dudududu baby shake myself all right let's keep good I got I got a I got a hurry I'm over there me man I got a hurry I'm already run out of food okay I need a crafting catalyst let's break one of these wood blocks let's make a crafting table and I want to see hold on this that that that now is the crafting recipes still the same Oh 50 for bread minecraft look oh look kitty kitty I'm in it so what I'm gonna do as I play this game more often again if you guys want this to be a series I don't even know if I'm gonna make this series I'm gonna play a hardcore mode maybe I'll beat the wither boss I don't know let me know what you guys want me to do one of my goals I want to become the crazy cat lady I want that have like 9,000 feet and did I check out this entire village that I check out this little house or somebody in this house hold on okay I check that I think I checked everything is there more wheat wait [Music] that noise that's like a giant cave system typically Oh Oh iron oh we can get all your buzz but I've would yeah okay okay let's grab that make another crafting table cuz I waste I'm wasteful do this do this do that there we go alright we got ourselves a pickaxe here we go grab three these wine I do hey and there we go okay mega pickaxe I think yeah I can use this green book - yeah that's a lot faster back when I played Minecraft we're gonna have all these fancy green books that you can just crap for you know launch of cheaters I grabbed that okay yeah look at this and now we can grab iron hopefully there's three in here one okay can I make I can make a sword - and a shovel nice right we can make a sword and a shell hey zombie listen I'll murder you soon ant got ourselves a furnace throw that down throw some wood in there and we got herself some stuff look here boys okay cool yeah let's grab this coal - okay gotta be careful remember I am playing in hardcore ma OOP creepers listen listen listen think about small Emmys think about the small anything I got topping it burns Oh guys remember I am playing in hardcore mode things do much more damage I believe and once I die the world gets deleted why are you not dying cause do they have more health in hardcore mode now - watch your iron down there - okay hold on okay I don't want to be in this mind too much I want to go explore up above ground Wallace daytime okay let's grab this I'm gonna make a full set of iron tools first maybe I can get some armor as well and then we'll head up 14 more iron smelting ah I need more wood hold on let's grab more wood give me a minute give me I'm gonna I'm gonna be a crazy cat lady and I'm gonna collect bells Oh guys you wanted me to play Minecraft again this is what you get alright let's make a sword and pickaxe yeah pickaxe pickaxe okay pickaxe now we can get diamonds let's throw that crap I get on my inventory smell like cheese curds Oh anymore would ramp anymore stick what was that noise that's not like a witch did you guys just hear a witch let's get a pickaxe boom and that's a witch I'm not hearing things right I don't want to fight a witch right now no I'm playing hardcore mode I don't want to play this right now okay okay I'm gonna make armor to make over make a chest piece that's a witch that is a witch come on Britt crypts creep this smell faster okay we got the smell thing just get out dig out dig out I do not want to fight a witch right now Oh No thank you I will not be doing that thank you have a nice day young lady okay guys you gotta keep remembering I will keep reminding you I am playing hardcore mode if I die at any point the world goes boopy boopy and gets deleted I don't want that alright let's grab some wood oh it's almost nighttime actually that's fine I have a pee bed that I can sleep in wait would it wait wha wha wha what is that am i removing the bark oh you can remove the bark oh this game is sick dude that's gonna sleep byes where oh dude my craft right now I haven't played in seven months and we out here run drop this crap get on my inventory nobody wants you nobody wants you get out get out saplings nobody wants you you make me fat kind of stripped all right there we go okay are you music what does that mean does that mean anything okay so let's just start running let's start running around let's find some stuff oh wait a desert biome yeah yeah let's go check out the desert biome you guys know that desert temples what else is in desert biomes crap and I'm also I'm looking for another thingy yeah a saddle how do I make a saddle can I make a saddle a lot of questions that I need answers yeah that musics gotta go holy crap that is so loud oh I don't want to keep it on though cuz I think it like tells you things I don't know okay so we're here at the desert oh there is a desert temple boys what is it on this cactus thought I was a turtle bye so we found a village a desert temple and a bunch of iron I have been recording for 15 minutes and I already have a fall look at the okay so little desert behind these I'm gonna be a crazy cat lady a crazy rabbit lady and a crazy Bell lady looking good batty wait how do you how do you tame Ribbit's come here ribbit oh honey don't don't hurt yourself can't leave you alone oh gosh don't hurt yourself okay hold on sometimes there are mobs in here no my tuchus I need another tuchus okay so if I dig down here yeah this is easy unless they changed this yeah the pressure plate goes boom boom just gotta ignore that boom and then I give free TNT give me all that T and T we are him huh all right and oh two golden apples that is so good oh that is so good Oh efficiency for Yahoo kidding me another Golden Apple more iron Holly this is part there good yeah what up look of the sea and it's kind of do too if I remember correctly what was his name I forgot he's now jimothy guys what should I call him if it's a boy I should call it what Leonard if it's a girl wish I call it ger tree good alright so we have enough iron to I think make some more armor we got another saddle episode 1 boys and we out your ruff I should probably grab those chess huh whatever who cares all right well I take it back I take it back we want nothing we still can lose this at any point in time all it takes is dying once in this entire game is over all right no mobs up here hmm hello we're good I just get out of this pyramid please okay got out okay we're good all right it's another village holy Co holy Co inventory of all this crap that I don't need okay I want to go get a jimothy - lets go get a jimothy oh no we found another village that is insane okay oh yeah there's Jimmy fees here where are those donkeys oh wait these villagers are wearing different things oh yeah summer outfit on you own at the beach potatoes for an emerald that is a - what is that beetroot what the heck is a beetroot that's pretty new alright okay let me hold on let me tell you one of these Jimmy peas hello jimothy you will be mine jimothy come here now you will like this you will like this jimothy you will love me jimothy don't you buck me off you will love me jimothy don't do it don't buck me off we are here Oh more wheat when I get off jimothy alright jimothy don't you run away wish I can ping them like in fortnight put a little thing on jimothy there's look at this wait is that a baby villager here can I trade with the baby how'd I get down with that let's grab all this weed is we have food for days we have golden apples we have a full settle and make a full set of our armor ah pants helmet oh okay I can make it I can make I can't make the other ones let's start cooking these there we go these I have a full set of iron armor pretty much out here boys and we have a jimothy wait when it when did iron golem start spawning in villages are you angry your eyes are red you want a fire boy now you're I don't want to fight you you'll probably kill me what do you got anything good I can't trade you I can't trade him how do you trait how do I can't you trade some of these guys Oh kitty oh wait with jiminy jimothy get over here stop running away from me kinda how do I uni learn to see at why do I know how does he not sit you need to learn to sit stay right there sir I need a lead can we make a lead neither tie them to a pole okay I'm gonna get all of this food we are going to eat for days this has got to be one of the best episodes episode ones ever yeah this is the best episode one ever of Minecraft hardcore more like what every life is a damn 57 hay bales this food for days are jimothy Timothy Timothy government Jimmy stop run away from her you little jimothy come in come here jimothy okay you stay here now I got to go to sleepy in my peepee bed and there we go sleeping in pee that's normal for a girl of my age and sleepy bad okay look at us Timothy okay honey I want to check all these buildings cuz this is like new there's even a little baby's creeped me out I want to see if there's anything new carrots for emeralds don't really care what do you got okay nothing in there what do you got trade me I will decapitate you don't you wobble your head Immanuel big nose free nice you think I will cut you hi Jim a--they stay over here and all the bells yeah let me start taking the bells too look got a bell alright so so far this is oh wait I wanted to go back to that other village and grab that little saw thing I don't even know what that thing is I don't know Oh get more beds ooh Oh more bread not like I need it alright got bread four days and I have plundered all of their booty nicer probably not talk um wait where's jimothy jimothy hey how about you stay over here and don't you look at me our crab sorry Jimmy Timothy I didn't mean run you into the cacti please don't run for me anymore that's what you get oh oh I thought that was jimothy I want you everything to die okay good alright so uh let's pack up our stuff actually first of all I got to make these boots gotta make these boots wait is that it want to miss it yeah boot okay hold on I ain't boots mate there we go and HI out all right so we got a full set of fire and armor I've got a full set of iron tools and we got ourselves two jimothy jimothy jimothy where are you jimothy there you are jimothy what the heck is wrong with you now it's time hi-ho soup hundred two cities checked out a little desert temple I would say this is a pretty good start wait what is that Tower yeah can I feed you wait no jimothy I'm sorry oh wait can I give jimothy food to heal him wait hold on Jimmy Jimmy here eat this jimothy yeah I'll let heal them oh okay Timothy your if I look at you jimothy yeah yeah good jimothy what is this tower can i plunder its booty jus whoa what are those things are you friendly Jimmy you stay here jimothy I gotta go investigate are you friendly you are holding a crossbow and you're pointing it at my face I'm gonna go ahead and say you are not friendly Oh nope nope we're gonna come back for that okay okay so what I'm gonna do hold on I'm pretty sure they added in yeah they added in shields yeah okay hold on let me go make a shield how do I make a shield I can't eat iron I have enough to make a shield hold on what do I need to make a shield yeah she'll bread here I'll just sex iron and then I put this oh yeah now I can block their arrow shots Oh y'all bout to get wreck me and Jimmy Figo oh y'all here we come boy coming this in my tower now y'all done messed up pointing that bow at me y'all don't messed up it's my tower look at all there's a lot of them oh no they say I have three golden apples okay hold on alright jimothy jimothy Jiminy's given D we get where we have to take the long way jimothy we have to do a surprise attack come on jimothy hi-ho silver Timothy you left me Jimmy you left me this is your fault if I die don't you shoot my jimothy you shot my jimothy now you must pay ya get rekt get rekt nerd what's up what's up hey freakin block you are a bot you don't mess with my jimothy poo poo pants that's me oh wait I got a crossbow oh crap did I waste it huh I don't want to waste it oh man any more bows ah crap alright we'll get another boat will get another arrow some jimothy I need to heal you come here come here here jimothy and are you full health now hey full health re Jim if you come with me wait I gotta make a bridge or something gosh jimothy why are you so fat alright jimothy we must ride into battle come with me jimothy we will fight these ugly freaks over here hello mister mister dodge dodge dodge dodge dodge you can't beat me a jimothy boy way out here pow pow I can't hit you either I'm a bot dodge look at me a jimothy onin oh we're out here boys you can't hit us do you know who we are we are jimothy and me oh don't you why did you just rare up like that jimothy did you get afraid did you make poopy did you make poopy in front of them just show him who's boss oh not ah don't you hit my jimothy I know my jimothy now my Timothy my tripathi's alone okay got a feed jimothy Timothy Queen let me take you give me these Timothy give me these you Divini okay I fed you a jimothy dajin y'all are BOTS y'all are actual box y'all are but I'm gonna build 90s I'm gonna build nineties on all of you 50 of them what are you gonna cheat boy you guys shoot out of my house me and jimothy be out here Eddie's full health [Music] boys I don't know what this tower is but we just took it down what's in here is it like a spawner in here yell out what you thinking about and let's go in jimothy you be you be calm in there wait I should right okay I'll get I'll get jimothy hold on I'll get jimothy is there anything in here oh just oh bottle Oh enchanting okay I'll hang on to that Oh crossbow and a bunch of arrows Oh clogs I can take you whatever I'll take it alright dude we got a fully we got full full durability on that thing Oh dudes and we took the oh look at that mountain oh that looks pretty sick oh boy there's a lot of them there's a lot of them where's jimothy where's jimothy jimothy jiminy Judy there's jimothy Timothy Timothy how do these things just keep respawning Kadri hi-ho silver oh oh holy crap yeah I think they keep respawning why's that dude got a banner on his head bagger alright so I looted that boys we have a full set of iron gear we have ourselves a shield we have ourselves endless food and we have ourselves jimothy the hoods listen I'm gonna end this first episode here I don't know if I want to be Minecraft again you guys enjoyed it hit the like button down below if you want me to continue this hit the subscribe button around here hit that little BAM we'll see you dudes next time thanks again for hanging out watching this video and once again before you go hit the subscribe button for daily videos

Channel: SSundee

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Length: 22min 43sec (1363 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 02 2019

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