If Girls Acted Like Guys

like a sharp turn girl oh my god i'm so bored right ladies i'm really trying to focus on myself lately you know i'm trying to eat clean live clean you smell amazing you guys want to find some men to objectify all right where are my boys at i got some new fillers this is not funny we need to find them boys now do you guys think i would rule at gymnastics or would i be another lame loser on the field no you could literally do whatever you want buddy i think you would kill it brother i'm horny oh my god i see some boys over there i can smell their pheromones over here this has been really uplifting i'm loving the time we're spending together can we watch a mark wahlberg movie later yeah hi boys oh goodness gracious hey penises penai three hot girls bugging us no hey are those gray sweatpants okay oh they're pink those are pink sweatpants uh they're literally green they're gray doesn't matter i can see their coney dog we're gonna go there i didn't know this was a stop forever sign i thought it was just a stop sign look at that third thumb at three o'clock hey which one of you has the biggest bamboozle stick it doesn't matter we're we're all the same at heart i don't want girls talking about our bamboozles that's our job i want to take you guys out to dinner and pay for it this is cutting into my bath time and i'm getting pushed hey honk if you're horny [Applause] quit it we have things to focus on this is guy time hey are those gray sweatpants because i'm getting sweaty in my pants is that good yeah that was pretty good okay that's hot even though we don't have girlfriends we should just say that maybe we'll scare them away oh yeah that's good yeah hey we have girlfriends where are your girlfriends at they're at their job being independent they're in the bath totally booed up that's literally a mood ring from cvs red miser horny oh yeah you know my girlfriend's snapchatting me like crazy right now she can't stop she's addicted to snapchatting me one two three four i declare that i'm a [ __ ] because you're wearing those sweatpants you say that [ __ ] over xbox live i'd report your ass in over a second hey you should smile more you boys look so angry whatever you guys are lame you couldn't even cry yourself out of a dui tell them what's up you know this hurts my heart let me tell you all a little story about my pop pop the year was 1905 back when he was just a hot young thang with a sweet ass he couldn't even walk down main street to buy a can of tomato soup without getting cat called and harassed sure he was more caked up than a deep fried twinkie but did that mean he should be treated like a piece of meat he died that day scared him alone from choking on a cornflake the end my grandpa's donkey dong was objectified too my grandpa went through a lot worse honestly but you should have worn a less revealing material if you didn't want to be cat called like this we're super distracted i'm distracted hey hey y'all stop who is this magical boy with the red locks y'all can't be objectifying each other's bodies like that that's the anatomy bro only god could look at your yo dicks and [ __ ] like that you feel me this [ __ ] is sacred bro voice of reason very good speaking truth yeah y'all can't be talking about dicks like that bro like our dicks aren't for your entertainment and y'all i don't know y'all just ugly bro like pretty sure i played that kid on roblox gray sweatpants are the equivalent of women in leggings you're right wow that was deep i'm on some [ __ ] meth right now bro but listen we all just gotta [ __ ] hang out bro you should put on grey sweatpants let's all get together and just beat people what the heck you guys just want to chill or not like we've been here for a while i don't know if you can be stopped this long yeah there's a lot of cars behind us we're hopping in that [Music] [Applause] hey wait what the [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys subscribe to charlize i like it subscribe subscribe subscribe subscribe subscribe channels bye bye

Channel: Cherdleys

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Id: LR1NzlpZIB8

Length: 4min 30sec (270 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 07 2021