If Dreamworks Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes 4

[Music] foreign [Music] of the robot probe caused countless property damage and might have even caused some homicides too this makes him a terrorist and technically a barbarian too testify [Music] storage [Music] computer [Music] sent Susan found the quantonium on her wedding day and before then it was unclaimed and was just a natural resource floating in space this means Susan owned the quantonium when Galax are extracted it from her against a will it could be conceived as stealing since he says it's the most powerful substance in the universe that would make it grand larceny if you wanted to stop me you should have done it when you possessed the quantonium now you're nothing oh there were innocent people on my home before it was destroyed look I'm sorry your planet was destroyed oh don't be I'm the one who destroyed it confused so Galaxy just admitted to destroying his Planet which would give him genocide and mass property destructions to death penalties I mean you no harm however it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next one four hours foreign you clown yes good take the prisoner to the incinerator she's useless to us now [Music] by the power vested in me it is a pleasure to Grant the bad guys a full talk [Music] the meteorite is gone [Music] marmalade steals one billion dollars worth of race money for charity using mind-controlled guinea pigs it will constitute as Charity fraud as he himself raised it and made it look like he got it got stolen by someone when he himself actually took it for his own personal use why would marmalade leave the golden dolphin unprotected because maybe it's a trap or maybe yeah it was a trap well well well if it isn't my prize pupil and you brought along the governor cuddles finish them you want him he's yours [Music] all right [Music] we see some clear health code violations here in The Pie Factory the employees are not wearing gloves or hair nets if they have long hair the conveyor belts carrying the pies are quite dirty and look like they haven't been cleaned for months and the food handler Jack Horner himself clearly doesn't wash his hands given the stained thumb and the messy apron he wipes the juice on instead of washing his hands his Pie Factory would get shut down when visited from a health inspector now about your payment hold up you promised us our weight in gold I did didn't I ever hear of the Midas touch oh cool dibs oh no I misjudged the situation I hate talking fairy tale [Music] okay a little left that's it go faster oh that's gotta hurt oh my word it's the noble Phoenix she's a symbol a rebirth and the Eternal pretty bus flame thrower right since he's choking the Phoenix to turn her into a flamethrower that would count as animal abuse granny back now we'll see what the unicorn horn really does steady [Music] even though this would be considered a friendly fire incident Jack Horner doesn't get off the hook since he would likely receive three counts of involuntary mansorter for the free bakersy shop given how recklessly gross his actions were agree to disagree all right bring it over [Applause] oh come on you walked into that one I need your help duly noted but a little busy at the moment Jack Horner calls the baker to get in a position where she needs help from him to save her from Death he had an obligation to help her especially since he wasn't in a position of danger himself and he calls there to be in that position when he shot her but he chose not to as he was busy trying to shoot other people the maniac this will land in voluntary manslaughter as he chose not to help her and essentially caused her death and then I'm gonna wear your clothes that was weird hey southpaws how do you like cheese die throw up already [Music] laughs foreign charge here as throughout the movie he taunts puss by scaring him with his mere presence he knows it and later says he enjoys it this sentence he gets will be above the six-month maximum because of the fear of violence his stalking has so he will get the maximum of 10 years I find the very idea of Nine Lives absurd and you didn't value any of them so why don't they do us both a favor and take this last one now just kidding he's right this is cheating people who say death can't be charged for attempted murder because he's just doing his job fail to remember death isn't meant to kill the living he's only meant to deal with the dead so going after puss would be misconduct of his power being used on puss purely because puss annoys him with how careless he is about death and he knows he's breaking the rules given how he shushes the puss that called him out [Music] [Music]

Channel: MOUSAIT

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Keywords: MOUSAIT, if villains were charged for their crimes, dreamworks, puss in boots the last wish, jack horner, the bad guys, professor marmalade, galaxar, monsters vs aliens, puss in boots wolf

Id: rRpzIrZCHWI

Length: 10min 23sec (623 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 04 2023