If Countries Had a Minecraft SMP...

so i recently saw this server on minecraft serverless and it looks pretty fun it's the first day so i'll probably make a house and start a nice farm hey buddy who are welcome to the united states of america you damn nice to meet you as well what why the hell are you using a sword um to get some food oh buddy no no no you need to be using one of these bad boys uh i wouldn't that be against the law okay so do you know what country this is this is the united states of america there are no rules right oh a village yes what are you doing to me i'm gonna take you my lesson huh looks like my crops are done ah are you damn serious what you're gonna eat vegetables you're about to eat vegetables yeah why not where's the red meat you should only eat red meat oh okay you know man america is really the best nation on planet earth an outrage wait who is that you are so sleepy you're the man who got impeached twice fake news the only thing fake here is your hairline and you're also so united well that was a disaster maybe this one will be better [Music] seems like a pretty normal s p to me fancy some tea and crumpets uh what who great follow me uh i didn't say come on now hey i know it's a survival server but can you turn off the rain look it's britain oh no no i can't die with all this stuff ah darling you're back i'll put the kettle on uh what can we get some twitch primes in the chat who's that oh never mind that wanker wait what are you oh what the anyways this is where boris johnson hey can you tell me what this is oh shut your mouth oh dang it this one should be interesting what the you must read them all or you will die okay okay i'm reading them so what exactly is there to do oh there's lots of things to do my friend you can make tnt cannons you can also make tnt launchers and maybe even nukes i could destroy the entire planet you gotta be kidding me my friend are you ready to test this beautiful creation what do you mean like i'm gonna light it don't do that you stupid mother vladimir's den you know what fine what the heck is this and who is that hello comrade uh hi follow me comrade you need to get warm so what are we doing we're ddosing every other minecraft smp wait what and then installing viruses to anyone who connects oh god there has to be one good s p out there and this doesn't look too promising are you serious i can't believe i actually did this but i'm about to get so many diamond wait whatever this will do i think i'm playing on the wrong version there we go let's try this again okay it's working now oh man behind you wait what oh where did he come from and who are you actually quite friendly creatures uh i don't know about that you ready for this morning trip yeah this clip there's plenty of resources oh look some on already ah [Music] seriously they can't all be this bad luck [Music] okay never mind [Music] where did all the resources go oh my god okay this is definitely creative okay hello comrade we meet again i didn't join your wait i told you to put the lasagna in the what the are you doing okay i'm sorry i don't know how much more i can take what where am i okay i'm not wait hello there i know that getting started is tough so here's some starter gear for real and follow me i made a house for you uh okay and here it is what the are you sure it's the least i could do nope uh i don't have another one oh don't worry about it dude you could take one of mine hey yo hey man i made a set of armor just for you dude seriously oh it's the least i can do why are they so nice hey man did you catch the ice hockey match last night oh no i'm not really into hockey what the actual

Channel: Chuck Nasty

Views: 2,986,103

Keywords: Minecraft, mcyum, professor biggy, chuck nasty, when a fortnite player plays minecraft, minecraft smp ban speedrun, $1 vs $29000 house, POV: Your parents watch you play minecraft, if minecraft was controlled by parents

Id: pLTpC4yRSM8

Length: 5min 16sec (316 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 26 2022