If Commercials Were Dhar Mann Videos #2

[Music] and remember bedtime is at nine and braxton always sleeps with this avocado squishable yeah sure whatever i'll make sure braelyn gets some sleep or something braxton that's what i said old man and aren't you gonna be late for your bassoon concerto she's right honey we need to get front row seats so we can feel the power of the bassoons goodnight braxton we love you so much bye mommy and daddy all right listen here you little weirdo i'm a cool teenager with no responsibilities so you and your green egg thing better stay out of my way tonight it's an avocado that's just the spanish word for egg now i'm going to call my boyfriend so you can come and hang out at your parents house my mom said no strangers at the house he's not a stranger we kiss on the mouth almost every week now go upstairs you're going to kill the kissing vibe when he gets here hey you yeah i'm over at that little freak's house babysitting do you want to come over and do a mouth kiss okay cool just park in the yard when you get here bye babe [Music] i love being a teen nice he shot his head off can you turn down the video games it's giving me nightmares no way dweeb logan just murdered 300 passerbys that's a new high score can i at least have some pizza then these are all for me i'm a teen so i don't care what goes into my body but here you can have one of the appetizers if it shuts you up this is just a condiment whoa you are too young to say that word you're in timeout go upstairs we should throw a party are you sure that's a good idea what if his parents come home don't worry i've never faced any consequences for my actions besides they'll never find out they're in their 40s their eyes won't even work anymore good point i guess i'll call my buddies this will be epic no [Music] rules no responsibilities teens this is awesome and this music is so cool i know it's from tick-tock where's buxton i don't know who cares two of my buddies went upstairs to do cool teen stuff and they said he wasn't in his room oh no bingo must have gotten out and roamed away oh babe what are we gonna do everyone there's a sale on roblox's at video game store yeah [Applause] teams teams teams teams teams teams teams teams smart thinking teens are all gamers but what about the kid go to the mall and get a kid at the kids store i have an idea on it and i'll check out that roblox sale while i'm out hey babe check it out i got one perfect okay here for the finishing touches now those dumb adults will never know are you my mom now you no your mommy and daddy will be home in a minute what about that toy bryson always carrying around oh shoot um okay i guess this'll have to do for now ugh that's them logan hide look at the door or something [Music] hi mr and mrs whit peppa how was the bassoon concert amazing they did a 12-hour show that ended with non-alcoholic hot tea being served to all the adults and there's our little braxton are you my mama that's right and i always will be did you play any video games with rachel's sport what's video game that's exactly what our braxton would say hello whip hippo i came to give braxton some candy hi martha that's so kind here you go child let me feel that smile [Music] so happy but wait this isn't your regular squishable braxton oh my god this isn't our son and we never would have known if it weren't for a blind woman what happened to our son rachel okay i lost your stupid kid during an epic teen party that logan and i threw we're really sorry oh god where did you come from we just wanted to be popular at school and have clout yeah i promise we'll never do it again or whatever i'm afraid that's not quite good enough young lady you need to learn a lesson it's only fair if you're now the mom of this child that's right you will have to raise them as your own meanwhile now that my wife and i don't have a kid we're free to have as many parties as we want since we no longer have responsibility that's so unfair uh well i guess you should have thought of that first well said martha goodbye i was a ghost [Music] hey pencil nose do you know the answer to number two huh nice garrett that was comedy please leave me alone trying to do my test ignore them i think your nose is cool thanks but i doubt anyone will invite me to the all gender school dance oh pencils or noses down and pass up your tests i also wanted to let everyone know that there's going to be an art contest for this year's all-gendered school dance whoever can make the best mural for the dance wins a hype house in west hollywood california you should enter cyan yes cyan who knows maybe you'll actually win yeah right now with my bad a art skills you're the king garrett first side 180. you have until the end of the night to turn in your design [Music] hey honey i brought up some uh crackers and broth i'm not hungry i can't figure out what to do for the school mural and i really want to win that hype house so that i can be a successful influencer well that would make me and others respect you more there's no greater profession than influencer i know but what if i can't do it i once felt i didn't have what it took to be great at art but i kept trying and creating using the tools that god gave me and i didn't let anyone tell me where to paint my art until one day i created a masterpiece [Music] so you see i am banksy wow thanks mom or banksy i'm gonna do my best [Music] okay this was very tough zion and garrett both turned in very good mural designs but the winner is garrett he also made this s but cooler yes yes i knew i'd beat your stupid little pencil nose with my big boy hands that hype house is mine can't flip congratulations garrett make sure to finish the mural in time for the dance or you won't get the hype house and the true happiness that comes with it easy come on miles let's take the rest of the day up and celebrate with some ollies on our skateboards it's okay cyan just keep working at it and you'll get better thanks grace cn keeps on working on her art she gets better and better meanwhile garrett spends his time buying led strips for his hype house somehow against all odds sian's art starts getting recognized by famous artists garrett on the other hand drinks too many bang energy drinks and goes into a caffeine paralysis the night before the big dance [Music] hello cyan garrett's body is vibrating so much from the bang energy drink he can't make the mural and without the mural all of the students will be too sad to apply for college what do we do i think i know what to do whoa who made this super cool banner that's amazing [Music] i did [Music] cyan this is truly a work of art and there's somebody else here who'd like to tell you something [Music] [Music] his body is still vibrating too fast for him to speak but he can still type using his big boy hands thank you cyan for saving the school dance here are the keys to the hype house heel flip wow thanks garrett i forgive you now let's dance [Music] [Applause] [Music] thanks to the dog food brand dog food my dog is now strong and has a loud bark isn't that right max bark bark good boy so good really great work manny for a moment i believed you had a dog thanks i was acting like i had a dog fantastic we will be in touch next oh hi gustavo we don't need this room cleaned right now thank you oh uh actually i was hoping that i could read for the part in the dog food brand dog food commercial you yeah sorry gustavo but we don't have room for a janitor to be in the commercial oh i could pretend to not be a janitor pretend oh he just said pretend it's called acting gustavo and professional actors like dwayne the rock johnson have trained all their lives at it yeah but maybe you can clean up a little around here though yeah maybe you can pretend like you're doing something else oh gustavo it's dirty here too come on [Music] [Laughter] clean it up [Music] welcome everyone to acting class for blue collar workers today we are going to learn to play a character in a movie or a medium life youtube drama remember always tell the audience how you feel never express it on your face let's go around the room and try it you will hurt my feelings and now i am sad don't frown too much and why don't you tell me who you are so i don't have to think too much about it i am a trucker named dale and i am sad very good next now you are a bad guy i'm an evil stepdad and i'm grounding you very good thanks and now you um gustavo [Music] i am a dog [Music] and i am hungry [Music] wow class did you see that now i know that gustavo is not only a dog but he is also hungry great work thank you tell you what i want to give you a little advice from one of the best students i ever had wow you taught band 19's jamie salvatore the famous youtube actor i own all of his cool merch that's right and he mastered one of the most important lessons of youtube acting and that's to let the sad music tell the audience when to feel sad don't show it in your facial expressions here watch this this is me as a fast food worker who's just lost his job i lost my job as a fast food worker because of my evil boss i will never be happy again and seen [Music] [Applause] now that is you do acting all of these dogs are the same and have the same bark excuse me could you do that bark but a little sadder please this is for a big dog food brand dog food commercial pathetic we have one more dog to addition but this is not looking good pathetic next dog please [Music] oh this one has a new cool look yeah but let's see how it does with the lines okay i'm going to read you in hey there pet what is it that you want from me bark and bark i am a real dog and i am sad because i do not have dog food bran dog food that was incredible i liked how the sad music played so i knew to be sad yes and when he said that he was a dog i knew for sure he was a dog you've got the part gustavo the janitor you were the dog yes i was acting oh my god i had no idea a janitor could act we were so wrong with you as our dog we will be able to make so much money with our dog food brand dog food commercial thanks but no thanks [Music] you see my new youtube channel gustavo pretends just hit 100 million subscribers my next video will be with a famous youtube actor what who [Music] oh my god it's jamie salvatore the most famous person on the planet hi i was just uh on my way to the youtube oscars and thought i would stop by to say hi i can't wait to make content with you gustavo looks like you guys really missed out i have learned that i was wrong i also have learned that i was wrong i am the bad guy and i do feel shame sounds like their lives have really changed gustavo let's go be famous together grab some merch more merch much ah merch i am so sad and see vat19.com

Channel: Vat19

Views: 8,503,484

Keywords: vat19, vat 19, vat-19, parody, dhar mann, kool-aid man, strange commercials, motivational video, inspirational video, self improvement, self help, life lessons, self improvement motivation

Id: biHqdUBbP3k

Length: 18min 52sec (1132 seconds)

Published: Sat May 21 2022