All right, Joey I'm here! Got the board games, got the booze, got your pineapples that you requested for some reason I don't know. Why but they're here Where are ya? Joey? Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Where are you Joey? Joey! FIne, more for me. This is just not as fun one player. Wait why am I here again? Joey wanted to show you something? AHH!! What are you doing here, imaginary me? Well. It's kind of weird that you keep talking to yourself Is it that weird? Yeah, it's pretty weird Fair enough So now you can talk to me Yeah, fun times! Sweet You want to play? No. Oh. Hate my life. No, I don't Yeah you do. Okay, I do. Let's go find this Ink machine! Oh, that's why I'm here Yes. Oh, I thought was a boy's night in These posters are interesting Interesting Interesting Very interesting... Well here. We are the holy grail of desks: my desk Yeah, I know because I am you Alright, just saying! There's no one else to brag to Jeez I really should've cleaned this up Eww.. What is that? I don't know, should we find out? Ahh *INSTENSE SNUFFLING* You're a monster! Hey, I'm you! Well, I'm a monster! *MORE INSTENSE SNUFFLING* Yeah, let's leave. Whew!!!!!! You okay? Yeah, I'm safe I just sent you a funny joke You sent me? What do you mean you sent me? On your phone! I just texted it to you! This is just a sticker of Pickle Rick? (A "rickle" if you will) *laughter* I know right? How do you send stickers like this anyway? Come on man! It's Quidd! You mean the mobile app that allows you to collect and share digital? toys and stickers with your friends online? Duh! Of course the mobile app that allows you to collect and share digital stickers and toys with your friends online Oh shit, it's another promo gizmo thingy? They want to call a uh... a promo Fucking sellout. Just ask me how it works! Yeah, okay me. And how does Quidd work? Yeah well, it's a...it's (take your time figuring it out.) So you basically just downloaded Quidd on your phone and start opening packs You can trade the stickers with your friends and use them when texting and stuff My favorite thing though is opening packs Just hurry it up and show me! Alright! I put his Family Guy pack Nah, do do Rick and Morty! All right? I'll open this Rick and I don't know Rick? Shit, okay, and I got this boy in a yellow shirt That's Morty, and that's his Jerry and Morty and Morty again Three Mortys? What the hell? Same pose too! And that's Rick Okay, let's do another! No! Let's check out those projector things instead It hurts my eyes... but I can't stop looking though! It hurts!! *groaning in pain* Oh man, look at all this Bendy merchandise! Look, the Bendy plushy, the Bendy cup, the Bendy bikini, the Bendy dishwasher, the Bendy plane, the Bendy helicopter, the Bendy goblin, the Bendy penguin clock, and my personal favorite, the Bendy nose hair trimmer! *Moaning in satisfaction* God, I'm so weird dreams. Come true. Did you write this or...? How do you keep forgetting? I'm you! Oh yeah, okay...yeah, I get it. To be fair, I might have written this because dreams do come true Remember recently I avoided that shark attack? Uh-huh Well it was always my dream to avoid a shark attack and I accomplished that so.. What is wrong with me? I need to piss well bad Damnit, It's locked. This one is locked as well *laughing at his misery* Rekted There's gotta be a bathroom somewhere man. Oh screw it. Hey. That's the ink machine. What are you doing? Oh come on! No one's gonna notice Ugh! It's gonna blend in with the ink you'll be fine. Don't people use this for their drawings? So what? The outline to be a little bit yellow? It's fine I hate me There we go So, what's next on the agenda? Hmm...turn on ink machine, got it! *scatting* It's not creeping you out right now? What do you mean? You're walking down some dimly lit scary, hallway! What do you mean? This is the real world man! I don't believe in ghosts and paranormal - *scream* Oh f*ck! Who did that? When when? Where? Wood! Probably just fell off because the building's old I am not moving from this spot! Oh cool, a penny Hey look over there, huh? *scream* What is it? I don't know. Use your legs and find out Hmmm.... Looks like some furry bondage cosplay Interesting costume right? Let's put its mask off see if he's fugly or not That is on so tight! It wasn't a mask, was it? No it wasn't Oh well... We'll just put it down down here there we go That's a good head Who's laughing now? Oh, I will be in a second Knock-knock Who's there? Forgot the joke now. Brilliant. Okay, how do I get this thing to work? Hmm...looks like need some random pointless fetch quest items Yes, my favorite! Better turn your ass around and find them okay, MOM Oh God. Did you put this here? How would I have done that? Hey, I'm just exploring every possibility here! Whoever did it, f*ck you! That made me jump a little bit inside! Not a massive jump, but a little bit, you know? Like when you're at home and you open the drawing your mom's taking a shit and you walk in on her taking the shit, and you're like oh no That's how I just felt! d*ckhead! Hey real quick, can you trade me some stickers? You've got a bad habit That's why they call it addiction!!!! Or in your case a Quidd-diction Kill me. Quidd: the mobile app that allows you to collect and share digital toys and stickers with your friends online Just do it to me Okay, so let's open this Game of Thrones women who rule pack. I love women Shut up, me! Go home a lion thing JOFFREY!!!!! YEEES, JOFFREY MY SAVIOR!!!!!! Wait, Joffrey's a woman? EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I think we should move on now. *sniff* I can smell it Smell what? *sniff* A fetch quest item Here we go *intense smelling* Oh a double whammy Do it. Well I don't know man. Do it. You know you want You know you want to Yeah, you're right. I do My name is Wally Franks I think the ink machine is stupid. Who even needs an ink machine? I've got a pet squid at home, and he does me just fine and dandy. Joey's like proper weird though. He asked me to donate my bobble head to a ink machine, and now I'm bobble headless. And now I'm sad and I don't even know why I'm recording this thing. Why am I recording this thing yes? Guess I record for no reason so someone can find it later for some backstory Joey sucks bye. Why don't we leave a voice message for the next person who comes through? Oh man, then we'll be as cool as Wally Frank Yeah, Wally Frank: the pinnacle of cool, the cooliest, daddy Frank's - too far okay Let's do this. You ready? I was born ready Whoever....*snicker* Whoever's listening to this right now *snickering* Come on, say it man, say it. Knock it off *clears throat to stop snickering* Whoever listens to this.... *snickers* you smell! *break out laughing* (oh real mature. I think that was a plot to make the subtitlers type something more ridiculous than what we had to.) Oh man... It's too good... F*cking hell!! *recording of two men probably, with accents having sex in background* (as long as they do it safely #loveislove) Is that meant to be playing or...? I'm gonna say yes.. Oh here we go Now we can't press on yeah? What? Why not? 'Cause you need more items, man Hold on * wha- *extreme sniffing like a dog again* Here we go Why? What? I've run out of pockets *you all know what he's doing by now* Okay, got this Finally! Feel like I'm playing an MMO Got quite the collection though. I know right? These will sell so much at auction I mean who doesn't want a shiny cog? You remember that switch from earlier? I'm gonna say yes.. You can push it now Living the dream Well, the channel's changed. What else they got on here? No No There we go! (Don't do that stuff at home, kids) So close! I know man. Oh yeah, right the button. I think it might be ready. Yeah yeah, I think so too Oh, good one! W-w-what? I meant to do this, right?! But now the lights are off and now it's more scary look Look, let's just go back to the machine Everything will be fine! Everything is not fine. There's gonna be a jump scare here Don't do it. What? I can guarantee you there's gonna be a jump scare No, there won't Trust me. And we hate jump scares, right? We do. It's the oldest trick in the book You're just being paranoid, man! No, I'm not I don't want nightmares again Last time something scary happened, I couldn't even go to the fridge to get some cheese And I love cheese! We do love cheese We do love cheese! Do you want to keep being cheese? I do Then don't do it! There wouldn't be a jump scare here! It's so obvious! It's the oldest trick - *screams at the obvious jump scare* WHAT WAS THAT?! I don't know, but I can't eat cheese for a week now I hope you're happy! But I'm you so that means that I can't eat cheese! Well, I guess it's a lose-lose situation then! Nice job! God, what was that? It was like some horribly rendered Batman with a scary face. Oh no. Oh my god. I just bought these shoes yesterday! Are you joking?! For God's sake! Well, let's go find a bathroom I guess to wipe this ink off me! Yeah, we got bigger problems than that right now Do we?! Do we really?! Because I didn't see you wearing three hundred pound fucking shoes (like $133 in American money) Well, I mean technically you are but they're not real! Hey that hurts man. Well the music's all intense now so are we getting chased or do we run ? I don't think so I think the coast is clear Oh really? Yeah You fancy sitting down for a little bit? Yeah, go on man So like nothing is clearly happening, so now's another good time for a shame this freaking promotion if you can be quick Yeah, okay me You mean a Quidd promotion right? Yes Quidd hurry up Okay a Family Guy pack No, do Rick and Morty! You said be quick! Do Rick and Morty quickly! Look, I'm already - it's already opening! Mr. Berler, who the hell is that? Just keep going the old Oldman, Meg's birth certificate, okay? Something's probably chasing us by now, so let's go So still nothing? Nope, nothing's coming That music's very distracting It really is, yeah Let's go Just want to clean my shoes man. Oh finally the bathroom! God, I'm winded.... Oh winded..... Come on, stop being a baby Just give me a minute.... *coughing* Okay, now this is just embarrassing Winded!!! There we go! Curse you weird Batman Bendy thing! Yes finally a weapon! Yeah, take that wood! That's what you get! Yesssss!!! I think you're enjoying this a bit too much Yesss!!!! Oh hold the phone Oh cool. There's a summoning thing You know that means right? It means we can resurrect Deny! Who's Deny? Our pet goldfish! I didn't feed it, and it died hello! We can finally bring it bac - Getting flashbacks... Oh, ink machine Wheelchair Batman! (bendy) I don't remember that That's weird Are you okay? Well no I'm passed out. It's all black and stuff No you just got your eyes closed Oh yeah Okay, now you're passed out You guys are still here? We've got the next episode coming out in the next week, but while you wait, why not watch me open up another Quidd sticker pack? Me! Why are you still pushing Quidd? The video is over! Well, maybe I actually believed in the project, me! Fine! Butt only if you open a Rick and Morty pack Okay, already opening and Frank Palicky? I don't remember this guy You said you never watched the show! Oh yeah Jacob and Mr... Boo-bee Buyer? What? Yeah, funny episode So Quidd is this awesome new app that allows you to collect any share - Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever! Don't forget to come back next week for the next episode, but until then sayonara! Is that how you say it? Sayonara? Sayonaya? I don't even know anymore Who even am I...? Gosh, selling out is tough work I know, me Hey guys, thanks for watching the video. Make sure you hit the like button, make sure you hit the subscribe button, make sure you hit the bell button, make sure you check out our other videos, and make sure you come back next week on our next video. See you later!
