Idiom Abroad I Jessica Chastain attempts to translate Scottish slang

what if you called up we've got ten more elegant in the Scottish way hi hello Jessica Chastain and James McAvoy and this is Eddie I'm abroad and I'm American and he's Scottish get ready John Hancock can you can you give me some context let me see your John Hancock there's an obvious woman is it is it your handshake hey that's close is it your signature yes tops off that sack so that sounds like off is it like let's party or let's go it basically means like sun's out guns out but for Scottish people they move the first sign of sunlight which we don't get a lot of every as quickly as possible my only lost 15 money's get boom I got to first second third baseline is it first base is kissing second base is feelsies up the wave and then racing waist Phillies up the way feels ease up the ways up the waist of the ways okay and then third bases feels he's doing the Wiis didn't do Louise anyways while you actually gave us more information that we needed the meaning is it's the bases are used to explain the stages of sexual relationship and MacAvoy just explain them on doing my tango finger sounds like a penis but I know it's not because I've never seen dango I'd never see your doing the tango doing my dinger I'd see all the things you're doing he didn't do my and in my heat well I thought it wasn't doing my cleaning my penis no you're fighting for me no you are really annoying me see I don't know that cuz James never said it to me because I don't annoy him oh this sudden like this one putting lipstick on a pig I have good new ideas oh is that like just saying you're dressing up something better good luck do what do they call that we've got time for that don't we more elegant in the Scottish way I've got an American one for you and you pass tonight customer Jean Jean any Americans here know what he's talking about a man can join no I don't think jwn I've heard that's my jam Billie Jean can be many many things they can it means things maybe that's the Delphine's of the world please help live Bible and back me up that is yawn as a thing I'll take my burger animal-style oh that is means onions and that gives me the bulk the bulk in the book oh my god that the sight of you trying to polish that little turd gives me double Vicki me jeebies what's the heebie-jeebies no embarrass no the bulk is actually I think Bolton is actually when you puke but the dry bulk is even better when you see that that gives me the dry book it's just your even your that's the dry ball that's but he's he says that's actually disgusting I just [Applause] only use my certain sites oh really [ __ ] cool one [Music]

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Length: 4min 26sec (266 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 09 2019