Idiocracy - Brawndo

the hell is this it's like Gatorade that brøndums stuff they're watering crops with a sports drink Rondo the thirst mutilator had come to replace water virtually everywhere water the basic component of all life had been deemed a threat to Brando's profit margin the solution came during the budget crisis of 2330 when the Bronto Corporation simply bought the FDA and the FCC enabling them to say do and sell anything they wanted Joe didn't know any of this but he did see a problem that he might actually be able to solve with his options running out Joe took a bold step he would not get out of the way this time he would lead for the last time I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brando stuff the bronto's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes so ate a minute what you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops yes water I got the toilet well I mean it doesn't have to be out of the toilet but but yeah that's the idea but Brando's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes okay look the plants aren't growing so I'm pretty sure that the Brando's not working now I'm no botanist but I do know that if you put water on plants they grow well I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet that's good you sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world yeah okay look you want to solve this problem I want to get my pardon so why don't we just try it okay and not worry about what plants crave Brando's got what plants crave yeah it's got electrolytes what our electrolytes they even know it's what they used to make Braund oh yeah but why do they use them to make Brando kill Ronald Electra loose after several

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Length: 2min 14sec (134 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 23 2010