I Wore Edible Underwear for 48 Hours | Style Theory

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Are you kidding me right now? It's literally... This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Oh, this is awful. Oh, this is so bad. It looks like someone carved off, like, a lobe of someone's brain and then packaged it in a VacuSeal bag. Hello, Internet. Welcome to Style Theory, where today we're just having a casual chat on the couch. You know, nothing unusual to see here. Just your typical style and fashion channel here on YouTube. Come into this channel for the edutainment content that you expect. You know, answering all the questions that you've ever had on your mind. Like, hey, do horizontal stripes actually make me look wider? Or what color does best compliment my face? Or the question that's been burning in my mind since I was a little kid: WTF is up with edible underwear? That's right. I have always wondered about the essence of edible underwear. I've always been curious. Is it more edible? Is it more underwear? Just how functional is this stuff? Also, how many different varieties are there? Is there a top tier of edible underwear? I am so curious. I've always known that edible underwear just exists out there in the universe. But I've never actually, like, experienced it, looked into it at all, done any sort of research about it. It's just always been there in the corners of my mind. And so today I'm like, wait a minute. I have a channel that's dedicated to clothing. This has underwear in the name, so let's just test it out, right? So for the next 48 hours, I am going to be wearing edible underwear to see how it works. And then we're going to wrap the whole thing up with a taste test of fresh edible underwear. Because no one wants me to... So, which underwear is going to reign supreme for us? Is it... Is there a best brand of edible underwear? I don't even know. Are there multiple brands of edible underwear? I have so many questions. So I asked Amy, off camera right here, to start looking into all of this and apparently... You found, how many types of edible underwear did you find? So there are multiple. Here, she doesn't have a microphone. So I tasked Amy to start looking into edible underwear. I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. I knew what I was signing up for. It's fine. Are there different brands of edible underwear? There are different brands and there are different food types of edible underwear. Today, we'll be testing two of them because the chocolate one was mainly just a chocolate bar on string and just did not qualify enough as food. I feel like it qualifies more as food than underwear, I would say. I've seen some underwear, they tell me is underwear. I don't know about that. How does this rate on your general underwear level? What, the chocolate one, or just this in general? This whole... I want none of this to ever touch me. That's how I feel. We've been surprised by Style Theories in the past, though. If this surprises me, it will be that you, you know, that people don't get infections from this. I don't think sugar is supposed to go anywhere near... Not those type of infections. No. Get. No. Get your mind out of the gutter. So hit me with my edible underwear. So for the next 48 hours, we're going to be... For the next 48... Oh my God, are you kidding me? Is this really what it is? Is it just...? (inaudible) Are you kidding me right now? It's literally... This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Oh, this is awful. Oh, this is so bad. It looks like someone carved off like a lobe of someone's brain and then packaged it in a VacuSeal bag. It's all greasy in here. Oh, no. I was expecting, like, the little, like, little candy necklace guys. Do they have those too? Okay. We have those also. Thank you. All right. So for the next  48 hours, I'm going to be  subjecting myself to apparently a string made of gummy tape and lackluster candy necklaces strewn about my body. And we're going to test them out through a variety of different daily tasks. I'm going to be exercising. I'm going to be taking meetings. I'm going to be going and getting food. And also I'm going to test them out for flavor at the end of all of this. And he'll also be wearing this the entire time so that you can get the full underwear experience. Congratulations. (Confounded noises) Oh, this whole time I was thinking I was going to wear them under my clothes. So I'm wearing, So I'm wearing them on top of the suit? Again, we saw what existed under your clothes. Okay, not now. And while Matt changes into his Grinch cosplay, I voiceover Amy, will share what I learned while researching this episode. So let's start with the most obvious question, where did this strange meld of food and underwear even start? Edible underwear popped into the world in 1975 when partners David Sanderson and Lee Brady had the crazy idea to turn gummies into something you could actually wear. And the inspiration actually came from two separate places. First and most believably, drugs. Let's just say the party they were at had them indulging in some substances that were... "mind opening" to a whole new world of underwear possibilities. The second inspiration, the phrase Eat my Shorts. Sanderson heard his brother say that phrase a lot when they were children, and eventually that came back around. Was his brother, like, Bart Simpson? I don't know. But they thought, yeah, let's make shorts that you can eat. Shorts are underwear in case you didn't realize. It’s very old school or very British according to our creative director, Tom. Together, the couple created CandyPants, the world's first 100% edible underwear. And, yeah, that idea hit big. By 1976 only a year later, they were selling nearly $150,000 worth of candy underwear a month. That is MrBeast type success in today's money. And they were doing it out of their own house. By 1989, they were also in stores. People magazine even went so far as to call it one of the biggest moments to define pop culture ever, like ever, ever. But by now, I think you get the idea. People love themselves some candy underwear. But will I love it? Hi, I’m back, ready to go, showing off my morph suit and my dad bod. Anyway, my friends, that's where our tests come in. You see, we've divided our experiment into three main categories: wearability, durability, and taste. For wearability, we're going to look to see whether the underwear fits, if it's comfortable, flattering, and most importantly, is it performing the essential job of underwear by protecting... You know, the bits. Then we're going to test its durability to see if it can survive a day as actual underwear. Both over the clothing as well as underneath. And last but certainly not least, taste. Would anyone in their right mind ever want to eat this stuff? So with that, it's time to  just rip off the nightmare  fuel Band-Aid and dive into day one. I have still not seen this thing unfurled, so I'm a little bit nervous. Forgive me as I try to figure out what part of the body this is supposed to attach to. I'm assuming this is the bra. Oh, what have we done? We have strayed so far. We have strayed so far. Oh. Oh. And look, the patches. The patches are a little hearts. Amy, can I ask for your help (inaudible). Thank you so much. It does, yeah, it is like an aggressive Fruit Roll-Up. I got to be honest, fit is pretty good. Support, not quite there. As far as just general coverage goes, I'm pretty satisfied with this. You know, I'm leaving just the right amount to the imagination. The bottoms, though, were a different story. Oh, nooooo. oh, noooooooo. Let's just say the coverage is not full for your undercarriage. Trust me, the heart here is either covering something in the front or something in the back, but it's only covering one of them. And I don't know which one. H... how? How? And not only were they bewildering, they were also flimsy. Okay, okay. Slowly, slowly. No, that’s (inaudible) Okay. Test number one. Can you put it on? No. Failed. Can we tape it? Excellent. Well, here I am. I'm going to do a runway walk. Stomping the runway. I am literally the Grinch who robbed Adam & Eve’s The Grinch who was too  embarrassed to leave his home Oh, great. Well. My underwear popped off again. Let's go get the mail. Admittedly, there was a backup gummy set, but I was scared off by the lace ties and the questionable hole in the front. So armed with lots and lots of scotch tape, it was time for us to begin the day. But you know what's going to look good no matter what underwear you're wearing? Or not wearing in my case,  since it kept falling off. our brand new line of Theorywear. That’s right, after months of silence, we are back with not just one but two different collections to help elevate your wardrobe from flaccid to fabulous. Today on our new revamped website, you can find our brand new evergreen collection full of all those classic Game Theory  blacks and greens that you know and love. As well as our first ever  capsule collection, Radioactive. Inspired by the look and feel  of Chernobyl, or The Backrooms. You know, all those places that you usually turn to for your fashion advice. Our radioactive capsule collection is only available while supplies last, and there are things in here that you're not going to want to miss. Take a look at this hazmat suit inspired puffer jacket. Never before has something said biohazard in such a cozy, snuggly way. It's like you're encased in a puffy cloud, while in the midst of a nuclear meltdown. Oppenheimer, eat your heart out because this thing is da bomb. But if you're looking for something that's a little more understated, then look no further than our heat map designs. 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And I'm also proud to announce that for the first time ever, we have leggings. I took the input from all the female members of team Theorist so these things are high rise, lightweight leggings with pockets. See? Even me and the team learned from the episodes that are happening here on Style Theory, and then those lessons are going directly into the products that we're making for you. That way you're getting the best, most optimized clothing available. Speaking of being inspired by our own episodes, we also have a heat activated T-shirt and mug, for all of us who like to bring the science to our wardrobe. All of this and more are available right now on Theorywear.com. We have a link in the top line of the description and I look forward to seeing your photos wearing your favorite items. Submit them in, will make sure that we put them on the website or feature them in a future episode. But for now, back to my nightmare. The nightmare that was edible underwear. First on my schedule for the day was our title and thumbnail meeting, so I headed on over to the gamer zone to check on Josiah and give him my feedback for the week. How’s the thumbnails looking? They're looking good. Yeah? You're looking pretty good yourself. Has anybody taken a bite yet? Are you volunteering to be the first, Josiah? Do you want me to be? He ‘yes anded’ me out of the room No! Touche, Josiah, you've won the day this time. But I'll be back. Next up, an H.R. meeting. Surprisingly not about my outfit. You might not have noticed this but we're doing a series of shoots about edible underwear. How's that going? Eh. Yeah? Have you guys started yet? So with my meetings out of the way, it was time for me to emerge from the safety of the basement and go do some chores. Look, I match my own trash cans. Let me tell you, a gummy bra on a hot 90 degree summer day, yeah, they're not mixing all that well. Immediately this thing began to melt. It was uncomfortable, but it was far from the most uncomfortable thing that was going to happen to me during this experiment. We definitely have construction workers here today working on our porch. We're giving them the show of their life. After a quick workout. I missed that memo. Clearly. It was time for our last stop of the day, trying on this candy under my clothes. And I'm just going to spare you on this one. There was a lot of candy left in places where candy should not go. So instead of scarring you for life with any of that footage, I'm just going to tell you why you should never put sugar anywhere near your private area. You see, sugar is a food for bacteria, and studies have shown that getting sugar in private regions can increase your likelihood of getting infections. Plus, if you hate dealing with sticky hands after eating something sugary. Then you don't even want to think about the cleanup process that comes with getting candy out of... other parts of your body. Needless to say, I was glad for my day with edible underwear to be done. What got me to this point? Putting myself in a green suit and a gummy bra in front of millions of people. How do you feel about day 2? (Matpat agony) Oh, yeah. This was a... this was a two day thing. So it's a new day and a new pair of edible underwear. You'll notice that I'm in a new morph suit for day two. That’s because by the end of day one, the green one was sticky beyond repair. So I'm just going to open these up and see what we're working with. I am so much less weirded out by this because look, it actually looks and feels like a garment. Like if someone were to walk down a fashion runway wearing this thing, it would be a little bit weird, but it wouldn't be that weird. This is actually very pleasant. The smell isn't as disgusting as the last one. Quality of the garment feels better. Overall, I don't hate this immediately like yesterday. My hopes were high. I should have known better. What? What? Someone please, please explain to me where my body parts are supposed to go? I feel like it's not leaving a whole lot to the imagination. And yet that didn't stop the team from using their imaginations while looking at this train wreck. Does this remind you of a stormtrooper face? I think it's safe to say that by the morning of day two, we had all officially lost our minds. After 3 hours in meetings, it became crystal clear: hard candy riding up my butt? not great. This stuff is holding up significantly better than yesterday. But the hard pebbles in and around my nether region, not great. The rubbing back and forth here, not solid. Or maybe it is solid. Maybe it's a bit too solid. I think that's the problem that I'm feeling in this moment. And just something special about that bike seat that just make sure that everything gets wedged right into that special place. And the bottoms just continue to present issues all throughout the rest of my afternoon activities. Oh no, I'm losing my pants. Oh, no, my pants. I'm losing them. Maintain, maintain. Oh, and they were providing me so much coverage too. So after spreading some mulch, dropping some trough and giving our yard construction workers their second show in just as many days, it was time for some food. Some lunch? Going for a ride. Come on, we're going to hit a drive-thu. What’s everyone in the mood for? Yeah? McDonald's? Okay, sure. Fine. It is Grimace’s birthday. I had a Grimace milkshake the other night. It was not good. As that detail shows you, this one was filmed a couple of weeks ago on Grimace’s actual birthday. But that pure coincidence would result in a moment that I would have never predicted. As I paid for our meal, I noticed something. His shirt matched my shirt. I felt kindred spirits there. Maybe he thought I was dressing appropriately for Grimace’s birthday because this is the color of Grimace. Sure enough, I wasn't the only one to notice it. The Grimace Shake? Absolutely. I'm celebrating alongside Grimace. Yeah. Right? I like that our colors  perfectly match, actually. No mention of the candy bra whatsoever. I have to say, going through a public drive-thu dressed like this, I was terrified. So the fact that Grimace of all things came to my rescue in this moment. Thank you, Grimace. Thank you. So with a meme-shake and a fish sandwich at my hands it was time for my obligatory under the clothes try on. It's already pinching me. It's hard, it's uncomfortable. It looks like I shoved a bunch of corncobs under my shirt. It wasn't sticky, but it also wasn't good. Which brings us to the final round of the episode. The taste test. Oh, boy, it all looks so delicious. I can't decide where to start. Gummy? Sketchier gummy? Candy necklace? Friendly reminder, these are fresh. Fresh out of the packaging. Nothing that was on my body. Edible underwear number one, gummy. No, I don't even want to swallow that. No, thanks. Hard pass. It's like if you took saran wrap and you, like, wrapped it around a strawberry and you left it there for, like three weeks, and then you took it out and you're like, hey, eat that saran wrap with the moldy old strawberry attached to it, but then let's just rub some slime over top of it. Nothing about this is pleasant. I hate this with the passion of a thousand burning suns. Please. Get, get it out of here. I hate you. I hate you so much. And last but certainly not least, so this should be like a smarty, right? Like everyone loves Smarties. Smarties are delicious. This is not quite the same flavor as a candy necklace like you would assume. Right? I see this and I'm like, Oh, it's going to taste like a candy necklace. Oh, no, friends. Have you ever tried like chewable Pepto-Bismol? You know, if your stomach is upset and you get one of those like little chalky tabs and you chew it and you swallow it and it tastes mostly like weird powdery chalk? That is this. If you want to experience what this is like, go up and choose some Pepto-Bismol. I am so sad. What is this even for? It's not sexy, it's not edible. It's not functional as underwear. Why? Why do these exist? I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. I did this for nothing. Why? Please give me an answer. Someone. Myself from the future. Please. I’m so befuddled. Actually, I have the answers for you this time, Matt You see, back in the seventies, the creators of CandyPants weren't actually trying to make something that you could wear. But they also weren't trying to make something that you could eat either. Yeah, that's right. Edible underwear was never actually meant to be edible or underwear. And listen, you don't have to believe me either. You can hear it straight from the creators themselves. We approach it as conceptual art, as a sexual parody. It ended up being just this gargantuan behemoth. It kind of got out of control. That's right, it was a gag. For the lolz, for the memes  that did not exist yet. It was something fun that they could use to shake up the conservative market that was there at the time. And shake it up they did. But, and this might shock you even more, it was never meant to be part of your intimate time in any shape or form. Heck, the original CandyPants was carried in stores like Bloomingdales, everyday department stores where edible underwear is sitting right next to your family friendly dining sets and your fancy perfumes. In fact, they tried so hard to keep it out of adult stores that they were nearly driven out of business by knock off competitors that were happy to be there. But this rabbit hole gets even deeper than that because that candy that you're stuffing in your face was never actually candy at all. In fact, it more resembled plastic. Sanderson and Brady got the idea from a biodegradable bag that was used to hold yeast in bakeries. And that bag was, you guessed it, edible. We were experimenting in the spare bedroom with a potato starch and Hydroxypropyl methylcellulose, which is an edible plastic. The final recipe also included an ingredient called mannitol, which, while sweet, is also a diuretic that helps you expel excess water held in your body. What I'm getting at is that it makes you need to pee a lot. Like a lot, a lot. And no shame to anybody, but that's not something I personally want in my sexy clothing. And while the pairs of edible underwear that Matt tried in this episode weren't the original CandyPants, let's just say that the recipe hasn't really improved in the 40+ years since it first was created. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. So this whole time you knew that this entire episode was pointless, and yet you somehow let me parade around the internet wearing inedible candy as underwear. Why? Why would you do that? Because sometimes, Matt, sometimes it's just enough to have some dumb fun in an episode. And wasn't that what CandyPants was really trying to teach us all along? This is probably my fair comeuppance for all the shower episodes. Anyway, shockingly we managed to prove that edible underwear does exactly the job that it was built to do. Sure, it fails at being edible and it definitely fails at being underwear, but it was never meant to  do either of those things. It was made specifically to make you laugh at how stupid it all was, which, you know, we ended up doing a lot throughout the day. I don't know if it was worth a full two days of filming, a handful of traumatized service workers and countless unflattering screenshots that will live permanently online to prove all of that. But hey, it worked. I was curious about edible underwear and now you don't have to be. So go out, have fun wearing the clothes that you want to wear. And as always, remember that our brand new Theorywear  is actually available right now. 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It’s actually a very fun website that you could play around with. Maybe find some Easter eggs in there. And as always, remember my friends, it's just a theory. A STYLE THEORY! With clothes that'll help you keep looking sharp.
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Keywords: Underwear, edible underwear, we try edible underwear, women try edible underwear, we try candy underwear, candy underwear, vlog, fashion vlog, mens underwear, womens underwear, best underwear, men underwear, cotton underwear, underwear for women, calvin klein, calvin klein underwear, hanes, hanes underwear, lingerie, edible lingerie, edible panties, edible bra, taste test, style theory, fashion theory, theory, matpat, candypants, candy, day in the life
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Length: 22min 13sec (1333 seconds)
Published: Thu Aug 17 2023
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