I WILL BEAT EVERY "HARD" LEVEL IN GEOMETRY DASH!

big news big news big news I've gotten you so big that I have to zoom in on my face that's how relevant they are hello Internet I'm Alias I'm 21 years old which means that I'm currently in the midst of going to University so this year I decided to take my education and eat it out the window yep you heard it just the way I said it I'm gonna take a one-year break from University so that I can make videos I don't know how smart that decision really is but you know I felt like I needed a little break so that I can expand my horizons that decision means three things first more frequent content second better content and third I'm gonna be more active in my Discord server which by the way you should join through the link in the description that's pretty much all I had to say hopefully I make something good out of this year because I have to get started right away I have to beat a bunch of hard levels and remember stay in school the next difficulty that I'm meant to do are all the hard levels in Geometry Dash there's 1.2 K normal levels no way there is that many hard levels right [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay here we go everyone we're at the start of the journey we're at the start of my quest to beating all hard levels in Geometry Dash I have no idea what I've gotten myself into I don't even know how many levels there are oh my God there's a thousand of them this is not gonna go well this is very much not gonna go well okay the first level out of 8 000 of them smooth Jumper by and thus began the biggest journey of my life my longest grind up to date and of course I immediately started contemplating levels that I was playing so I hope that at least the ones that were made back in 1.0 are somewhat easy I hope that I can sight read them without many issues so far it doesn't seem that bad why do I have a feeling that that's about to change and sure as hell change it did are you serious how in the world was I meant to predict that that was there and if you think that was the last of our starting issues well we are off to a very unfortunate start because just before I started recording this video my microphone stand fell off and now whenever I speak whenever I do comments I really have to hold my mic with my hand okay this is where I died last time sure I may have passed that spot but I was in for something way more annoying what what oh that's that's just not fair now you're making stuff up okay now you explain to me how on Earth I'm supposed to make that jump it's literally just unfair am I not supposed to click that orb yeah I am but no matter what I do I still die yeah we are off to an amazing start what if I turn the bypass off is that gonna fix it okay that fixes it for whatever reason so you're telling me that I have to beat every single one of these levels in 60 FPS so that they aren't bugged yes Alias that is exactly what you should do I mean it's kind of understandable because GD wasn't made for 360 FPS but still it's the first level if the first level of this series was bugged I can't even imagine what the other 8700 levels will be like and in reality I didn't really want to know so with my newfound 60 hertz Powers I was sure nothing would stop me okay I'm a legitimate 60hz user please let me through it thank you I lagged this is what 60hz does it lets you beat levels but it doesn't let you beat levels despite my struggles however I was soon able to beat the first hard level and this is the first level the first level of the series completed now I only have 8705 of them to go this is gonna take a very long time yeah you don't say Einstein speaking of Einstein I did some math to see how long this would take so 8706 if all of my subscribers were divided into groups of 14 and then each group made a level then they would make all the hard levels in Geometry Dash I cannot even fathom how big of a number that is so I beat all the Autos right and I also beat all the easy and normal levels right and even collectively that's barely over 20 of all the hard levels and I can still remember playing them for like 10 hours plus only to finish like 150 of them so this is gonna be one hell of a journey yep that was the moment when I realized it plus there's one more thing I didn't mention hard levels are actually harder than easy normal in Auto and most of those levels I managed to be first try this one I am already struggling with but with the power of mystical Voodoo born magic and sight reading I was able to make it through the second level oh my God I was 100 sure I was gonna die there okay that's the second level out of 8706. it took me six minutes by that rate if every level takes me this much this is gonna take me about I don't know you guys calculated I don't want to do math I already have too much work with all these hard levels I was so desperate that I spoke out a message to My Future Self a message to my future me if you're ever watching this you should know that the times when you still had your sanity were amazing you had a nice life you were a very outgoing person who liked ice cream and still had hope that one day he would accomplish the impossible task of beating all the hard levels seriously future me if you're watching this know that this was not a good idea definitely not a good idea all hopes for the future however were still not lost hey at least I one attempted this one if there's more levels like this I'm definitely gonna beat at least a hundred of them maybe with a bit of determination I shortly after finish the first page there we go this completes the first page out of 871 to put how long this is going to take into perspective imagine if you're reading a book with 871 pages but every page literally takes 40 minutes to read that's how long this is Gonna Take Me While most hard levels were relatively easy and took me five minutes maximum there were some exceptions that were not so bright okay as you can see this level took me 61 attempts and 17 minutes this is something that I don't want to experience eventually though in spite of all the efforts I reached the first Milestone of 10 completed hard levels and this brings us to a total of 10 completed hard levels we got half the second page done in the whole first one we are one 870th there so far my sanity is doing okay but if you pull me through this 869 more times I don't know how it's gonna end up during the next hour I saw some pretty interesting things okay I'm pretty sure this should not be in a rated level oh my God a custom song Finally the amount of times I've listened to count let go I can't describe it also despite the fact that this level was entirely reworked it's still worse than a lot of the 1.0 levels I've played that's ironic that's true it was a pretty bad level and that even without the fact that you could skip half of it by going through a secret way eventually I reached my second milestone 25 completed hard levels and with this I have finished the second page of hard levels and that means that I did 25 of them I genuinely have no idea how much longer I'm gonna have to be doing this oh look the levels have become self-aware as I continued further my journey transformed into an incomprehensible mess of anger what that's illegal that's illegal whichever insect put this in his level I'm gonna sue him confusion what how was I supposed to do that and hatred okay considering the amount of dislikes this actually isn't even that bad okay never mind I hate this this kept going until eventually my family put a stop to it okay so I just got called by my mother I have to come pick her up to work because there is a thunderstorm outside and she can't go home on her own so that's gonna bring this episode of hard levels to an end collectively with the ones I completed before this challenge we have 279 of them since I've got all the time in the world now I'm gonna be streaming the rest of hard levels on twitch.tv Alias online quite often you should come say hi it's gonna be fun not really boys I don't know how I'm gonna commentate on 8 000 hard levels but you should still come say hi so that's gonna do it for now I'll see you guys later adios okay the more hard levels I beat the harder it rains I'm secretly a god of rain and I don't know it what now you're gonna make me plow through this water no thanks dude I'm rather going back to playing hard levels

Channel: Alias

Views: 36,604

Keywords: geometry dash, geometry, dash, hard levels, hard, levels, hard level, geometry dash hard level, geometry dash hard levels, all hard levels, every hard level, every level, gd, hard gd, robtop, alias, alias gd, alias geometry dash

Id: AENkpmj_dVs

Length: 8min 12sec (492 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 17 2022