*silently putting on lip balm* Ok, now I can start. Good morning everyone. How are you? Happy Monday. Well it's not Monday when you're watching this, it is Thursday but *coughs* it's Monday for me so suck it. Starting out the vlog today by going to Philz Coffee to edit, is anyone surprised? no, is anyone shocked? no, i'm excited... because I love Philz. I just f*cking love it there Because I go there literally 5 times a week minimum and I feel at home there, the staff knows me they don't have my order actually they- fuck it yah they do. They know my order, or at least some of them do. Which is kinda funny. Oh shit there's a bus. If I get hit by this bus it boutta be lit OOOU! WE SAVAGE--WE SAVAGE OUT HERE BOI!!!! So let's talk about some stuff while I'm driving to Philz. Number 1: I've been getting a lot of comments about Vlogmas. Why I'm not doing it? Am I doing it?? So, I deeply, deeply, considered doing Vlogmas. But, here's the thing about Vlogmas, ok? Daily vlogging, is NOT healthy. You can literally ask anybody who's ever daily vlogged for a length of time. You start to feel like everything you're doing is just for the camera. And I, used to make daily videos. When I first started my channel, for the first like, month. I made videos every single day. I posted every single day. I would wake up in the morning, I'd film for a little bit, and then I'd spend the rest of the day editing I enjoy when other people do Vlogmas. I just didn't wanna agree to it, and then not be able to do it to the best of my ability. That's my opinion on Vlogmas. let me just give you a lil quick OOTD so my top is thrifted, necklaces, top one is *man's voice* oh ho ho ho no no no oh ho ho oh *moaning followed by screech* is from stargaze, the bottom one is from forever 21 jeans are from the brand UNIF, they have great jeans, shoes are blue vans also ive been getting a lot of questions about where my phone case is from my phone case is from wildflower cases, I'll li-liink them down *stutters* I'll link them down below, they have the best cases in the game and I stand by that belief and they have a nice bumper on them so if you drop your phone, it probably won't crack, maybe it will, i dunno also if you wanna know a little layout of what else we're gonna be doing today you know me and you on our little date today I'm going to be going to the mall becausssssee I want to get some new shoes Like, I wanna get some funky shoes I don't really know exactly what I want I'm thinking I might get Doc Martens Cause I wanted Doc Martens for a while now I might get Maybe like a new pair of high top Converse I don't really know Also gonna pick up some Christmas presents for a few peeps... Ew. Go ahead *distorted voice* I'm actually so weak right now This bitch OKAY *voice returns to normal* She's like crossing the street When like She has like the- hand that says don't walk I wasn't even close to her But like, I was gonna go Because I had the green light And she had the like, red hand that said don't go She decided to walk on that anyways and then she gets mad at me When I, like have to like stop at the middle of the intersection to like to make sure that this bitch can go it's like OKAY I understand that pedestrians have the right o way but like we have to, we're one big team here it's fine FOUND A SPOT BITCH okay, lets go get some work done! lets go grind it out in Philz! LETS GO GRIND YAASSSS *burps* mkay Okay so, I finished at Philz, now we can go have fun What the f- ah *sneezes* As I said earlier, we're going to the mall right now Okay, I used to be a really big UGG boot girl Like I loved UGG boots And like, every single Christmas I would get new UGG boots Like that was my thing I'm no longer an UGG girl anymore for many reasons I don't really like how they look and also, ethically they're not the best So I don't buy from UGG anymore BUT I still need a like, fun, winter shoe I did want these converse They're like 120 bucks and so like... f*ck that, ummm.. Normal converse are like 60 bucks So I'm just gonna stick to that If I wanted that I could just paint on the red heart onto the side I could go on all day 'bout that sh*t But I did want them So like don't get me wrong, they are super f*cking cute Also, I'm really hungry Oh my god, I'm so hungry I dunno what I should eat Maybe I'll make some pasta Maybe a smoothie I kinda want pasta NO Because then I have to do my dishes You have to wash The whole pan POT Sorry, pot You have to wash, the bowl The fork I don't even mind doing dishes, like, it's totally fine with me But I just don't like washing pots and pans And I think that's how most people are But like, when I wash pots and pans I splash water all over myself Once I finish washing a pot or a pan My entire front side is just soaking wet It's kind of a similar thing to when you step into water when you're wearing socks You know how that feels It's not f*cking fun It's no different when you're doing the dishes and then you get water all over your shirt That might even actually be worse than stepping in water while wearing socks When you step in water while wearing socks it usually dries pretty quickly If you get a sh*t ton of water all over your shirt while you're doing the dishes you HAVE to change it does not dry it takes HOURS That's why I don't like making pasta Because there's a guarantee, 100 percent guarantee That my front of my shirt will get wet from washing the pot and like, I don't like that and I don't wanna take that risk So, I dunno maybe I won't make that, maybe I'll make a bagel but you know what, I shouldn't make a bagel because I'm running out of bagels I literally have one bagel left I make that bagel today and I'm not gonna have a bagel for the rest of the week unless I wanna go to the grocery store and get bagels specifically so should I eat my last bagel today? I dunno I dunno if I should because there is one left Yeah, I don't think I should eat a bagel I don't think I should because yeah, I can't What if, later in the week I'm craving a bagel more than anything and I can't even eat one because I ate my last one today I will hate myself should I go get food from somewhere? I like this restaurant well it's not really a restaurant it's kind of a restaurant called Sweetgreen They basically do, like customized salads I LOVE Sweetgreen okay? I used to go there, at least twice a week probably and get a salad because their salads are really good about two weeks ago I went to Sweetgreen and I had an experience that made me hate it and I haven't gotten it since you are allowed to choose like, any kind of green that you want lettuce, like, whatever So I chose kale then I get all of my toppings, whatever and then she mixes up the salad and it all looks good, whatever It looks pretty normal I wasn't really paying attention to anything, like I wasn't even looking at what her hands were doing I was like do you know what I'm putting my trust in your hands To make a long f*cking story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans- sorry. uh- to make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag o jelly beans up my ass To make a long f*cking story short I get my salad, I sit it in front of me and i start eating it and i come to realize that my salad rather than being kale greens it was like a bunch of kale stumps emma be a fucking smart bitch plan for THE FUTURE >:( AND DONT EAT THE GODDAMN BAGEL BECAUSE YOUR GOING TO REGRET IT LATER AND DO U KNOW WHAT, I KNOW THAT OKAY I'M NOT EATING THE BAGEL I'M NOT GOING TO EAT IT, IDK WHAT IM GONNA EAT BUT IM NOT GONNA EAT THE BAGEL, AND THATS WHAT WEVE COME TO CONCLUSions i think imma make pasta, fuck it im just gonna make pasta because do you know what.... yeah im gonna make pasta because, i don't even care like I'll WASH the pan myself, i'll wash the pots myself then it'll probably take 2 minutes out of my day what will i get out of it? a nice bowl of pasta my pasta is made out of garbanzo beans yeah, ya heard that right, ya heard that straight >:( it looks normal? IT TASTES NORMAL :O ya wanna check that out, this is the brand, not spons i know i've talked about the sponser before, and i probobly know that your sick of hearing about it but i really fucking like it and guess what im gonna go home and make some of it the dog martins and.... Dog martins but like there 140 bucks and like I don't how much i would even wear them? I feel like I would be wearing vans everyday anyways so that got shut down. Also it wasn't very comfortable which was really upsetting I though they were going to be super cumfy and they just simply were not and they were fuckin huge and heavy Then I just look around to get christmas gifts for anyone else and like nothing that I had in mind was in the store. and I'm not going to go in details because.. those are secret things *turns* now but hey you know at least I tried I think i'm also like super hungry which is making me impatient also! here is a little ~Holiday Hack~ during the holidays go into go into william sonoma the store if you have one near were you live They always have some nice warm apple cider you could just go in there get some apple cider and then OW omg i just scratch myself in the ear shopping little cup with nice warm tasty apple cider and its kinda nice i don't really like apple cider but its the thought that counts *moan* did you hurt your self? A little bit:))))) *pours water lets pick out what type of past we want lets take a little look at what a rotini looks like for all your uncultured swines at home heres a rotini is penah might have to do the penay we have shells TEMPTING HMMM *sigh* Thing im gonna do the panay do we have an open pizza sauce?;000 YA pizza sauce... I ate it i talked about it before its the best tomato sauce so good like your fuckin grandma home made shit fuck that this is better i'm sorry i didn't mean to offend anyone anyway while we are waiting for my paste to cook lets make a nice coffe should I make decaf? of course I shouldn't. Also look at my new addition to my expresso you know you got the expresso right here ew you whats so-- *BOOM* Dont ever do that. nothings ever looked more stupid Dont ever do that. nothings ever looked more stupid *WOW* Ow ooh last time i tried to make pasta it over flowed A lot and i'm just hoping it doesn't happen again you know i'm not a perfect cook but i'm not that bad i'm not half bad *smile* i'm so exited OMG that's so much past i'm so exited to eat my food I'M SO EXITED i'm just hungry
