I unintentionally started a cult in Star Wars: The Old Republic

[Music] loving our rainbow colors team proud of this the deep breath before the plunge I say again step forward those who would serve for an army will be raised the powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests go go oh God courts will be convened spoils will be enjoyed hey hey boys hey what's up where have you been I haven't seen you on like a week now yeah I've just been playing the Old Republic my body clocks a mess I haven't been eating I have trouble sleeping Jesus man you need to fix that man that's yeah but I got dripped though all right so we're doing plan zero to eliminate Republic leaders my next Target is the Jedi Knight zarinter zarinder has dedicated himself in my side for a long time uh go with this is he a legitimate Target for plan zero or is this just a vendetta wait why are there five people judging my decisions everyone is my new Mount you already know him though this is Fabio he's a varactal in this universe Toby wants Riot from Revenge of the Sith yes yes well done my Young Apprentice feel the dark side's power good good remain standing with hatred I have a new move it goes I know I've been playing too much Destiny because all I want is for this Mount to go faster as you can see better so you're a Jedi Knight face me Jedi coward ah the lap dog returns so I will kill you Sid from Toy Story I will [ __ ] kill you yes Zan Clan Guild rise this is the most fan interaction I've ever done ever step forward those who would Boogie for a dance troop will be raised I think everyone's ready it's just go charge God that's so cool look at him get him get him hey what's going on in my screen easy easy hey yo what exotic does this thing drop give me it Well Done Warriors up next we're storming Ubisoft offices I made a Discord for the guild because I know not everyone's gonna be able to join the guild because there's a member limit but this Discord server is open to everyone we announced Guild events here if you want to play with people you can request to join the Guild in the game there's a fashion channel the Old Republic I am a [ __ ] genius the invite link to the server is in the description if you want to join I love this group picture so cute back to the campaign ninety percent of this game is running oh yes fun this they put some fun in this jogging game I'm exaggerating of course but actually not really okay where to next game that's so far away this is my new Mount it's a Pod racer now I know for a fact that this can go [ __ ] faster than this expectations and reality God okay I made it we're at the objective the promised land just take my anger out on these guys I have been driving for 30 minutes all right okay okay so this Q-tip wants me to let him fight the other Q-tip this game is a lot of the smaller stories it's hard to pay attention to all of them let's go saber rapid Force push zebra throw there he is Sid my men and I will dispatch this interloper you will try let's go with this I will say that yeah give me those dark side points this is the end for you Sid from Toy Story my greatest enemy okay uh Dark Side points you don't understand I need Dark Side level 5 to make my car faster give give me that that's more accurate actually the rule of two will help consolidate Dark Side points all of the Republic's Most Wanted leaders are no more yes Clan zero is complete I have served you well Master now I must rest and meditate return to my Chambers here on Drummond cars immediately typical hello hello so solar has decided to try the game out it's pretty funny he made a dark side character so we could play together but he originally wanted to play as a Jedi so he just makes Jedi choices every time I'm in dialogue I choose the knife possible option my master doesn't like me I've got to kill him no yes yes kill them I'm only killing them because they're armed so you're a Jedi who just got trapped in the Sith Empire no that's what all his friends were doing what are we doing guys oh we're torturing people all right I don't want to get left out though where are your eyes I forgot to put them on this morning sorry oh okay everyone look I have moved this is my new apartment this is the main entrance look there's some kind of shady deal going on you enter the main hall there's a bunch of people just vibing around this guy's talking to his mother she's back in mom Galore I got an office I got the center of operations yeah I spent about an hour or 10 decorating all this I've always wanted to own a nightclub with a rooftop bar hello you can find the apartment you know everyone's welcome it should be here in the public listing there it is borger's Chamber Of Truth all right Zen Clan they're getting bored I have an idea tools now let's find an arena what the [ __ ] duels form a circle let the Victor claim the crown my turn for Glory this is noxious he's the guy who created the clan this will be the battle for leadership let me show you something I learned from ha oh Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] just happened to me you fool no man can kill me 25 levels below me haven't asked yeah easy oh God we have similar levels it's a fair fight this is [ __ ] though forgive forgive you wish to speak with me my Apprentice I haven't properly thanked you for this amazing gift huh you should know that I can be well anything that you will treat me is she flirting with me gross dude you're like half my age I think but do let me know if you change your mind yeah if I become a Minecraft Youtuber I'll let you know how would you like to face off against one of the 12 most powerful Sith in the Galaxy but I'm tired what's this why don't you do what's stopping you from handling this if Vengeance dies at my minions hand the dark Council will shudder at how powerful I must be okay oh okay master don't get off me maybe another time I'm not in the mood sure why celebrate when we have something I'm sure there will be a much more opportune time later oh hey Chaser please don't leave me because I wouldn't put out she's my student it's weird and creepy my former slave on the other hand I don't want her to leave me though she's my only companion who uses a lightsaber sorry Jason but the thrill of battle is what arouses me and also aliens here let's uh let's optimize your interface go to interface editor I know I know I know I know I know but you can bear with me here oh yes killing my favorite thing oh I arrived just too late oh my God expensive expensive sir you can search blue crystals that's such a funny way to play where's your evil looking lightsaber ah this I killed a Jedi for it yep Oh yes well done that's what The Spoils of War the good guys sit the Jedi with the toxic friend this area looks just like an airport but it's an evil airport oh no the darkness we're in United Airlines I I didn't I'm sorry I'm I'm sorry what a name Darth bad guy you're supposed to be a powerful lord of the Sith pathetic he is out of here master I return Victorious as per usual look upon me Apprentice you have never seen me so pleased around these changes he's got like a [ __ ] grid of emotions I feel such power surging through me I feel discomfort ready for more whenever you are dear my Lord Quinn I am applying to receive the trials for the rank of captain second grade good for you I fully submit a request for your recommendation sure what Sith Empire recommendations look like I watched him burned down an orphanage in the name of the empire he will make a great officer we are going to cash new planet new outfit I always say this is my Crusader grip I commit this crime in the name of God see they probably said that I unironically really like this outfit well well well done for Wells sends his regards that shall be bastard he betrayed me before I can do it I survived I will always survive Paris we are impressed you are worthy to be the emperor's wrath what who are you we are the emperor's hand and you are to become his wrath I'm gonna work for the emperor chapter three and to become the emperor's wrath versus bid to become voice of the emperor the emperor's hand it's just a bunch of The Emperor's body parts is the final boss's boss new planet belsaves await your conqueror in the name of dark side points don't don't look at me like that yes my Apprentice direct your passions to war okay where to uh look how why is everything far holy [ __ ] look at that thing it's massive Mike get closer show him your strengths Mike attack kill him the Sith approaches I sense hostility I am the emperor's wrath there is truth in your words my fellow infiltrators and I pledge our support to you and the emperor that was fast all right we are here to find Darth barris's sister Barris discovered the Darth eckage his sister was alive is she just like a curvier version of him if my dear brother has ever so disappointed I am the emperor's wrath Unleashed by his hand Unchained by his elbows do a side quest my my relationship Arc we're looking for my sister tiva your sister yo uh threesome okay big favor what can you buy my sister's Freedom if it doesn't give Light Side points it doesn't okay to get in there Borger get in there bro just tell me how to make you happy vid this is New Territory for me oh do it oh let's go aliens guess what I just did when I feel such pleasure all I can think of is sharing it with you when I feel pain you weren't gonna get me arrested you [ __ ] [ __ ] the answer is no fine fine I'll still serve you James dying in all matters but we are through through we were never even a new planet I like this oh my I like this a lot look at all the colorful trees this is my [ __ ] if a colorful tree seduced me oh man it's over the mountains in this game are too slow shut the [ __ ] up oh God that's so fun today's featured Zam Clan memes puppy Karen like the video to become the emperor's fingernail [Music]

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Published: Wed Sep 15 2021