I Tried Competitive Games With One Arm

I lost my arm a year ago and after a ton of trial and error I finally found the perfect tool to get back into gaming the azeron syyro this is a completely one-handed mouse and keyboard and ever since I got my hand on it I've been able to get my game on as if I had two arms again however I haven't really dipped my toes into Competitive Gaming so now that I have a new pc I'm going to be trying out four competitive games and we're going to be seeing if I can be mildly competent first up is Counter Strike now I had a csgo phase when I was in high school so I think I'm going to be just fine this video was a bad idea so counter- strike's Community is let's just say not very inviting to players who aren't that good it kind of has that Xbox Live kind of feel which is great if being called slurs is your Kink I don't judge how did the Cyro perform pretty well just make sure you bind your controls before you start a game oh my God I'm still alive I was going through my settings what the [ __ ] oh okay how did I perform like a pile of ass well you should have played on casual Charlie no no no this really grinds my gears this is a rant video now competitive Counterstrike is usually bomb diffusal mode and it's 5v5 which is good every diffusal map has two sites and a lot of areas in between with a low odd number of players you can't evenly distribute your team across the map it adds strategy it adds planning casual has 10 players on each team not only is this way too many players but it takes out all the strategy and turns the game into hey just shoot the bad guys also there's a bomb but don't worry your teammates will take care of it anyway my point is that competitive Counter-Strike is what Counter Strike is we cool all right I played with my friend Dane mostly for the emotional support behind you DEA and blind and you're such an idiot what he said why are we still here just to suffer they say that to you I think so boy you can't put that in the video yeah this game's Community is hideous yes I was bad awful even but did big butt bigger balls have to call me the n-word at least Dane made the experience kind of better so undertale right big big game uh name Toby Turner he um CS is a hell hole though I never want to play it again you can't make me before I continue let me tell you about the browser that I use for my PC Opera GX that's right it only took me one video to sell out seriously though I'm a huge fan of this browser so many neat features videos show up in the corner if you switch to a different tab so you can write your Tobuscus fanfiction while watching a Tobuscus video like we live in the future man there's also the GX corner where you can keep up to date on all the latest gaming news there's also so much customizability you can add little shortcuts on the sidebar here like Instagram and Discord and uh you can limit how much the browser uses your CPU and RAM so it doesn't interfere with your intense gaming sessions unlike Chrome you can also download mods that come customize the wallpaper add music or sound effects you can even download the champu T mod I mean I mean come on you got to look at me there holding my completely real cat let's say you want to go to my favorite website crouton.net all these keyboard sounds are actually from halflife 2 [ __ ] except for that one I just thought it'd be funny hold on give me a sec to appreciate this website wow this person is paying money to keep this up go to Opera gx. g/ chut to download this sick browser am I still on crew.net it's completely free so go to Opera gx. g/ Champion now it helps me out a lot all right back to the video Welcome to Summoner Rift I had a short League phase also it was a couple years ago and I was never really that good but I could manage I chose to play this with my friend Ethan who is way better than me he did have a leak of briy streak going though and I made him break it for this video so sorry Ean and I'm a monster in the first game I chose to play as Talon who used to be my main because I was familiar with this guy I thought I could tap back into my league instincts if I played as him yeah the Cyro worked great by the way I just didn't I died so many times that my level was so far behind everyone on the enemy team to the point where every fight that I got into was a death sentence Oh my God leave stop where did I go wrong just dying too much yeah okay so Talon was a colossal failure so for the second game I decided to switch things up turns out there's actually a one-armed character in League Swain he's got like a funny demon hand I don't know there's lore I never played this character before but I decided to give him a shot because you know literally me okay if you aren't familiar with League let me mansplain with my surface level knowledge League of Legends was invented in 1845 by an Irish fellow named Leo Legend that's stupid that is stupid anyway the game is 5v5 and each player has their own role and place to go on the map Top Lane Middle Lane which is where I was playing Talon and bottom Lane then there's the jungler who goes around these parts of the map and they kill monster NPCs and that's good for the team or something I don't know the last role is support they go bottom Lane along with the other player and they support them this is the role that Swain plays so what really helped in this second game was that Ethan played the other character that I had to support in this situation we're more like teammates when I was telling I didn't see Ethan the whole game here Ethan was giving me tips and directions and defeat hey the goal was to be mildly competent not good I think I had some mildly competent moments an enemy has that was going to be good that was going to be good I'm contributing okay so League was an improvement over Counter Strike I can't wait for what's to come capture objective a this is the game that I have the longest history with when I was maybe 13 or 14 I would go to this place called the ignite gaming Lounge they had all these PCS and all these games it was like a dedicated land party for you and your friends it was sick yeah I would go alone just so I could play OverWatch all I had at home was a shitty ass gaming PC with fans as loud as a [ __ ] nuclear bomb BL so I had no choice but to rent a PC what am I going to do not play roadhog before his hook got nerfed get the [ __ ] out now that I have a good PC I can finally play OverWatch in the comfort of my own home [ __ ] [ __ ] you you [ __ ] yay I love competitive games I love getting super angry I decided to play this with my boy Ellery we used to play this game a lot back when I had two arms so it felt right Apple Pizza whoa cool look at my pineapple pizza here it is my pineapp Apple Pizza I can't move I'm Frozen please help help me so my first time playing OverWatch in a long time which character should I play H junkrat yeah junkrat he's literally the easiest character because you don't need to aim just fire your grenades in the general direction of the enemy use your minds if someone gets too close use your bear trap if you're feeling a little silly bam you've Master junkrat but I was still really bad I was dying a lot I was messing up my ult I sucked [ __ ] so I out some other characters Cassidy bad Farah bad Reinhardt bad then I tried Anna who's a Healer so instead of focusing on the enemy I just had to be a caring mommy for my teammates yeah I wasn't good at that either heer need to do a little more healing my friend ouchy ouchy somebody's grouchy I was more of a deadbeat mommy then Eller suggested that I try out May I'm an idiot okay yeah that works that did something nope what am I doing wrong why am i h garbage Fu it we're going back to junkrat I almost got Widow almost infiltrated the back sniper whoa did you [ __ ] see that I think things are looking kind of up defeat we may not have won the game but I won in here that's because that good of junkrat's Al got me play the game play of the game that me to better yeah my blizzard name is spunky poop don't worry about it oh nice look at you wait really oh you made that really good play [Music] yeah that was good and nobody even suspected that the person who made this not even impressive play had one arm wow inspiring if anyone ask me my Persona I'm just going to say the cat from I mentioned this game in my first video where I said this I just bought the battle pass in fortnite so I can unlock Peter Griffin hello Peter welcome to fortnite so I've already been playing this game but I haven't actually gotten a w yet I mean technically I did I was playing Duos with Ellery I died and then he got the last kill so we won I guess doesn't count though I also haven't unlocked Peter yet because of all the grinding that you have to do in the battle pass so here's what I decided I was going to play fortnite until I got a solo win or I got enough XP to unlock Peter Griffin also I was playing zero build mode because that's what I like I don't need your approval you're not my dad I'm not a sweaty freak who can crank 90s okay but in zero build mode I can slay sometimes oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] please please oh my God I don't mean to brag but I think I was a bit more than mildly competent I'm not ninja though I still died a lot Jesus Christ my stomach hungry so I still died a lot and these games can last a long time so I played so much [ __ ] fortnite I was getting sick of it knowing that I could stop playing if I won made every death 10 times more painful no if you die in the game you die a little on the inside then I started a game where I dropped into classy courts got some guns killed some people then I got a pretty good AR pretty good shotgun killed some more people and then finally I was in the top three no no at this point I probably spent like 70% of my day playing fortnite and I really didn't want to play anymore I thought it would be very cool and poetic to end this video with me winning a game of fortnite I could be a cultural icon the one arm ninja but I don't care I don't care I don't want to play anymore I'm not committed enough for this I need a break and then I never went back I never unlocked Peter Griffin either I don't give enough of a [ __ ] to grind more that's why I don't play jrpgs I'll never see a Peter Griffin skin in my fortnite locker I have come to terms with it when I was filming the intro I specifically made the choice to have this guy in the background so that when I cut to the bit where I'm all sweaty after a Counter-Strike game he can be angry but I [ __ ] forgot oh [ __ ] knocked over my Vincent Van go pop figure oh all right so what did we learn today ladies and gentlemen I suck at competitive games I think my performance would be the same if I had two arms there was never really a moment in this video where I was like oh man if only I had two arms I'd be able to do my Gangam Style emote so much faster that's how effective the Cyro is when I first got it I was surprised at how normal it felt to play games it's like I have no limitations if you like this vid consider subscribing thank you so much for the overwhelming support on my first video it's fuing insane it still doesn't feel real I got my silver play button before I finished my second video I I am just enamored thank you I should do like a quirky uh way to say goodbye at the end of every video [Music] amp you see you is that going to stick around let me know in the comments

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Length: 13min 9sec (789 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 19 2024