I TOLD You NOT to Park There! | r/ProRevenge | #317

hey everybody Rob here it's time for a couple of stories from the pro revenge archives first one I need that elevator now let's jump right in thank you for subscribing and if you haven't yet hit that subscribe button for more daily reddit stories so I'm an elevator technician when they break I'm the one who fixes them when parts wear out I replace them you get it the other day I was on a job replacing a worn-out emergency light back in the day it was a habit to use the battery of the emergency light to power the elevators siren system modern emergency lights have different voltages being LED so I can't use the old way of connecting everything so I have to wire everything up from scratch including new battery and siren no big deal but it takes a little longer to complete the task note that this is a three stop elevator ground floor first and second I start with hanging up all my out of order signs and start working on the ground floor five minutes in just disassemble the old piece the story begins in comes the entitled woman mid-40s can walk perfectly fine carrying one barely filled grocery bag excuse me is the elevator broken again not exactly ma'am I'm changing this showing her the new emergency light because the old one wasn't working anymore this will probably take about an hour to complete at this point her daughter walks in how am I supposed to get my groceries upstairs getting annoyed I look at her beg and give her the are you effing kidding me look mom seriously take the stairs it's two floors clearly annoyed no I pay for this elevator and I need it now I'm going up and takes the stairs how long is this going to take like I said ma'am about an hour the woman then sits her ass down on a bench in the hallway waiting for me to finish really oh well I do my thing in the cabin not hurrying at all mount the new a light to the ceiling and pack my things to go one floor up to start the wiring on top of the cabin you done yet no ma'am I still have to wire things up on top of the elevator no I can see you're done you're packing your things yes I have to take my bag one floor up so I can start on the wiring can't I use it now no ma'am you can't there's exposed wiring up there if you use it now you can cause a short and you will get stuck it's really not safe fine and she sits back down on the bench seriously pissed off I take my bag and make my way upstairs as soon as I stand in front of the first-floor door I hear the door on the ground floor closed and sure enough entitled woman went into the elevator and tried to take it upstairs hell no I wasn't having that I take my emergency key and as soon as the elevator started moving I open the lock cutting the safety chain and the elevator comes to a sudden stop this scared the out of her and she screams I opened the door and in my most fake surprised voice I yell oh no what have you done while calmly pressing the emergency stop on top of the elevator yep this thing isn't going anywhere soon this is exactly why I said the elevator is unsafe to use now I'll do my best to get it working again ASAP but you made a mess up here so I don't know how long it's going to take there was no mess but I couldn't resist teaching her a little lesson swears yells makes a scene I'll be right back I have to go to the engine room to see if I can get it working again I closed the door and make my way up on the second floor the daughter came out of the apartment because of the yelling of her mother I quickly explained what happened raising her voice Oh No please get her out of there but then she comes closer and whispers to me don't hurry make her suffer that's my kind of girl music to my ears I smile give her a thumbs up and make my way up to the engine room I call my supervisor to explain the situation in case she files a complaint in the engine room I start playing around with the fuses putting her in the dark because yeah I haven't connected the e light yet I play with her for about half an hour before I turn off the emergency stop I activated the elevator synchronizes to the lowest floor and I wait for the doors to open please don't ever do that again white as a sheet and shaking no no I won't and she takes the stairs and goes inside I never heard from her again I calmly finished my job and leave the building with a smile on my face mission accomplished I see how Opie got their revenge but I can't help but think of how much of an issue this would have been if the person stuck in the elevator had any kind of claustrophobia although they might not have used the elevator in the first place if that was the case I'd love to hear your guys comments down below on this one on to our next story well you were warned not to park there let's jump right in this story happened about 15 years ago give or take at the time I worked for a small industrial railroad in my city that served about 20 different industries along the docks to get to the docks from the yard where I would pick up the inbound deliveries to the industries cars we had a mile of street trackage that ran right down the middle of a small street numerous bars lined the street on one side with the river on the other side because of city regulations we were only allowed to operate along that span of track between specific hours typically 11:00 at night to about 5:00 in the morning however since the bars were open at that time it also meant that we had to trundle along at a crawl usually walking pace or just about that and keep the locomotive on the front end of the movement every night I went down that Street there would typically be two or three people who had parked too close to the tracks prompting me to have to get people to move their cars it wasn't a major problem just an annoyance except for one guy it seemed that every single night I would have to stop about halfway down because this I would always park his truck at an angle in the street as opposed to parallel parking there were some angle parking spaces but they were further down where there wasn't rails in the road every single night I'd have to head into the bar this guy owned and bugged the guy to get him to move the truck most of the time it had take him a good thirty minutes to an hour to drag himself out and move the thing this meant of course I was losing time that I needed to get my job done after months of this I finally decided that I'd had enough so I decided to have the guy towed yeah that didn't work out well as I hoped turned out that the guy also had some job with the city or the mayor's office or some friend in either so no one would dare come out until his truck I think I waited there a good hour before he eventually came out and moved it even having the gall to flip me the bird as he left at that point I decided that not only was I totally done with the guy but if the chance arose I was going to teach him a lesson he wouldn't soon forget nothing physical per se just a hard learned lesson couple days later I found myself heading down the track with half a dozen heavy cars with machinery bound for the docks as I rounded the curve and neared the place where that guy always parked I gently applied the independent brakes on the locomotive this would slow the heavy train but wasn't enough to stop it outright at least not quickly I waited until the very last minute laying on the horn and applying the full brakes bringing everything to a screeching halt in the middle of the street as I felt the brakes begin to hold there was this loud thunk and screeching and tearing of metal as the train simply punted the truck out of the way tearing the bed clean off in the process this did not go unnoticed as a crowd had started to gather out front of the bar when they heard the train coming I stay in the cab calling back to dispatch and inform them that I'd struck a parked car and they needed to get the lise and a tow truck out to my location all the while I could hear this guy screaming heard him over the sound of the locomotive no less at the top of his lungs about how he was going to have me thrown in jail sue the company and all manner of things locking the doors I opted to just wait in the cab for the boys in blue to arrive eventually they pop around and start taking statements I explained the problem noting that I couldn't well I could have but it wouldn't have been a good idea simply slam on the brakes due to the cargo I was carrying and that the only reason I hit the truck was because it was improperly parked I added that the gentleman had been warned in the past that something like this could happen and had ignored the warnings the man for his part was simply livid hopping around yelling at me yelling at the cops and just beside himself in the end he was ticketed for his bad parking obstructing the passage of a train and his truck was totaled and he ended up on the hook for paying for it truck was brand new and not yet paid off or so I was told it took about two hours to clean up the mess and I was / company rules suspended for a week during the company investigation but honestly it was worth it didn't have any problems with him from that point forward either in the comments Opie was asked whether he was suspended with or without pay and he said with pay it's a union job so he got a week paid vacation without having to use any personal or sick days and he got to put a butt hole in his place by destroying his truck awesome I want to thank both Opie's for posting their stories to the pro revenge subreddit you can visit them at the links in the description below please go there and give them an upvote once again this is rob from karma comment chamelion saying thanks for watching if you enjoyed the video please hit that subscribe button drop a like and share it with your friends and we'll see you in the next one you

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Length: 11min 12sec (672 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 26 2020