I Tested 1-Star Trains ...They Served Me HUMAN MEAT

today I'm going to be testing out onear reviewed trains train rides with onear reviews cuz they're so terrible I'm going to be trying it so you don't have to today we're going to be taking the shin Consin zero headed to Tokyo a OnStar reviewed train ride we're going to find out why also coincidentally it's ran by chillaz Art the horror game company so this should be interesting right away we have a sign telling us that there's no anomalies in this area so that's good good to know appreciate that let's check out the bathrooms okay well one star review already I can't open oh there we go never mind I'm just I'm dumb bathroom is lovely clean oh there's a changing table points for that all right not looking too bad okay oh a lovely shade of blue turn back if there is anomaly okay let's see who else is on this train oh there's somebody hey fella oh I'm a fella I see my reflection this is my train riding outfit guys I like to wear a tie and a button down okay it's not weird I mean everything seems cool everything seems clean it's quiet hello child are you a fan of my YouTube channel I'm filming a YouTube video right now is that why you're staring at me I know I know I know it's very cool to see me in in the wild is this your mom you're not answering me oh good don't talk to strangers I'm a stranger I mean everything seems fine there's a phone there's an old lady with a body like a child so that's interesting oh look at the kitty I don't know why this train got reviewed so bad it seems perfectly lovely wait a minute didn't I go to another car is this that this is that fella am I losing it probably who is it I swear if I see it's the kid again hey mister um it's ma'am rude what's wrong I just I'm very confused are you looping too what does that mean you're here to play the game too what was what what I'm super excited I'm not I'm very confused I was really bored here because my sister's not waking up is she okay no matter how long I wait she doesn't seem to open her eyes but now that I have you to play the game I feel better do you know the rules of the game no are you talking about the game of making YouTube content the rules are simple see something off in the train turn back want to finish the game get to car zero and hit the brakes in the conductor's room there are no anomalies in the restroom area got it yes good I'll see you at the end then okay okay so I need to find I got it I got I got what you're trying to tell me kid I have to find things wrong with the train that will lead me to ride a run one star review that's is that what happens weird things happen that I need to warn other people about through my YouTube content I got it I know my mission now all right let's see what's going on fella you seem fine where's the kid hello looks fine to me what's up fella if anything I'm the suspicious one I haven't noticed anything so does that mean that I'm missing something how do I know if I'm right or wrong okay I'm trying to get to car zero I'm already giving this train a one star review I don't notice anything but I just keep going forward and that seems to be bad so we're going to go what did it just say there is no anomaly in this car there is no anomaly in this car okay well that leads me to believe that that is the anomaly so I'm leaving is that yeah let me in six I did it all right o I have to get to train zero it took me that long to get to the next one and it's that tiny of a detail oh I hate it oh I hate it oh oh no no no bye um yeah everything looks totally normal in this car onear review on this train there are no seats it's just a giant empty tube I'm kind of scared sced to go up here okay he looks fine hey that is impressive you can hold that that long okay well that was an easy one by fella four all right never mind I'm getting the hang of this let's go to the front and then like work our way back I don't trust anything game is giving me trust issues I mean this train ride we're going to go for it I go for it good or bad decision good decision seems okay will we get to two no can I go back okay okay I'm going back does that mean that I go forward right no did you give me like an easy one everything looks fine but I feel like it's not darn it I must have just gotten lucky last time no oh my God what happens I'm I'm going to go back this way I ruined everything okay we're back to five I was doing good seems fine okay four I think I'm okay please be three please be three please be three okay as far as I got last time there's no anony in this car gotcha nice try two oh my God oh my God oh my God one star review the staff is startling I'm going to go back I'm assuming that was an [Applause] anom anomaly okay one all right we got one we just got to get to the to car zero did I do it I just want to go to Tokyo I took this train to go to Tokyo I mean everything looks okay to me oh fingers crossed please Moment of Truth oh I'm in zero oh I'm scared though I have to get through zero he said get to car zero and then go up to the conductor so do I have to is this a test again I mean everything looks fine I'm so scared I've come so far we're going for it might not be the right call but it's the call I'm making please please please please please please please and doctor's room oh can I just go can I just go can I just go oh god oh is it the kid he beat me attention please we have stopped momentarily due to an injury did we hit somebody there is no plan for the train to stop at this moment please excuse the delay one star review personal injury occurred there is no plan for the train to stop at this moment oh it's English please excuse the delay one star review am I dead I cleared the blue car stage uh there's more no oh kid Mr I Ms looks like you made it I did you thought this was the conductor's room you're only halfway there no only halfway I never specified which car zero you have to get to oh I hate you don't you know Shin Consin have green cards I did not know I'm making this YouTube video to review this train cuz I've never been on it you know where the premium seats are oo if you're an adult you should know that I I'm barely an adult okay you have to go through the green cars get to the conductor's room duh by the way on the green car when you find an anomaly go forward oh oh and one more thing you make three mistakes and the ghost will get you what there's ghost on this train now one star review hey mister have you ever wondered why we're here never mind let's just clear the game first see you at car zero I'm going to beat you little kid oh I wonder if my sister's awake yeah hopefully uh your sister's awake and definitely not dead but I have a feeling we're all dead anyway so is this the train this is like Purgatory is that what it is kid my gosh you look so real I mean you are real this is a YouTube video make sure to like And subscribe kid bye oh wait a minute these aren't green is that the an anomaly these aren't green seats they're brown either that kid lied to me or he set me up is the kid color blind hi ma'am ooh sticks ow ow ow ow rude I would like some food please what's wrong with your face this is all new to me how am I supposed to know know what's an an anomaly and what's not oh I want the food why is your arm twitching this whole car just screams problems there's no green seats her arm is twitching okay we got this lady who's doing work on a blue screen so that seems legit um we got this dark area with okay totally yep totally normal yep to totally normal gu is trying to get a bag all right well I'm going to go forward because uh there's just too many things wrong so we were at seven all right oh sir hi are you human I I think so I don't I don't know you can't trick me you're wearing a suit yes this my train riding attire that's strange you don't act like the others that much I can tell how long have you been here I have no idea sir yeah I I don't know did you meet anyone on the train a woman a boy that's good from my observation and from my 84 years of experience seems like most people here are not actual humans oh did that boy trick me is he not a human was it not meant to be green I never respond when I talk to them they're almost like robots I know a human when I see one so my conclusion is Never Trust the men in suits now if you'll let me I'm tired let me sleep before I that's impressive you just fell asleep right okay don't trust the men in suits but I'm a woman in a suit okay I got it I got it wrong okay then I guess all this is correct she is working with a blue screen this lady's arm twitching is fine I get those all look the same this is dark this person has green oh god oh that's not normal uh yep nope that was an easy anony six yes oh my God that is terrifying all right found the an anomaly okay there should be five yes that seems weird and that person was going up and bobbing up and down which I don't think is normal I don't know is that normal oh God I'm fall oh uh I'm um help help help help help help help help help one star review oh God I started over that was that was that was what feel like they were please sit at your reserved seat your seat number is seven okay oh God was that an an anomaly that hasn't happened yet so I'm I'm going to I'm going to say that that's weird weird Okay six okay I guess that thing always goes up and down right when I enter are things okay are they okay sir are things okay I think things are normal so I can go back this way you good damn it hey lady oh God oh God oh God does she always do that oh well this is a weird one and a very easy one oh is it the ghost no that's not the ghost right lady it's not the ghost right okay well I have to go to the front anyway because there's something weird about this train one star rebut train car was filled with smoke or fog or poisonous gas I have no idea okay we're at 6 oh where's the lady in the car all right that's the anomaly right I keep forgetting so and I'm going straight right five yes you look normal what what what what wait a minute thank you for stop stopping walking I would like to see your array of goodies to conductor's BS undercooked flesh inedible something sauce utter lack of cohesion oh it's a finger oh it's a finger and eyeballs okay um one star review they literally tried to feed me human flesh what out of 10 would not recommend just pack your own food oh God okay I need to stop looking at this clearly an an anomaly okay four getting sweaty you look normal this looks normal I think I hate when everything looks normal I think everything's fine I don't know I'm going to say everything's fine uh okay well uh this is uh this is my favorite car so far five stars would recommend love being in a forest uh oh it's the kid hey buddy I'm gonna beat you hey mister do you think we'll ever get out of here alive think about your sister man oh there's no right answer I I I'm going to get out of here alive I don't know about you so this next one should be two yeah I'm getting even more nervous that I'm going to mess this up please be obvious please be obvious please be obvious your stuff looks normal she usually doesn't look at me oh God you definitely don't look at me normally I would have noticed that I would have noticed if youve been checking me out all right that means I got to go forward oh we're at one please be obvious please be obvious please I need this I'm so sweaty everything appears normal Jesus oh God my seat number is n oh God oh God oh God 999999999 I'm so confused is that an anomaly then is that an anom an anomaly I would assume yes I guess we're going to find out zero Z zero everything normal normal seems good oh I did it I did it I did it is something going to happen again that's going to scare me have to do it one more time or is everything as it should be we're going to go conductor room we did it where are we I feel like there's usually multiple endings but but I mean I made it this far and I'm pressing this damn button what did I do what happened do I get off want I get off what I got the latest ending all of that work and that was my ending I just got off the train oh thank God I thought I was going to have to replay the whole green C after stopping the train okay thank God yeah not going out there this time let's see what happens if I go this way this better be a actual ending one star review terrible ending no I have to go through every single car no no uh what is what there a bed how did I not know this this whole time I can't believe I have to run back through all of these cars again do I have to do all the blue too I'm also still very upset that these are called the green seats it's making me think that I am colorblind and am just now finding out because they're brown they're brown right let me know in the comments if you see brown oh oh thank God okay so the train wasn't stopping and it was looping and you managed to hit the brakes and stop everything everything about this is so hard to believe but I guess I have no choice but to believe you why do you have no choice AR something doesn't feel right I don't remember boarding this train uh I saw your brother oh Nai I was with my brother before I lost my memory did he say anything about why we're here you didn't see him you weren't with him did you see him on the way here not after I st the train you came from the green car side and he must be on the other side all right then let's find him and get out come to think of it what about the people who might end up here in the future shouldn't we think of a way to end this nightmare for good no I don't care about the other people I will leave a bad review all right that will keep people away I will do my duty although the bad reviews were the reason why I'm here in the first place so I guess it it doesn't always work a looping place I saw this in an anime or something oh I remember in the show they broke the loop by having two people run to the opposite direction really fast oh okay about that wait the train isn't looping anymore right the train stops looping after hitting the brakes oh I know then what if we start the train at the same time on both ends you can go back to the green car side I'll go to the normal car side then oh are these two different endings no I'm going to go to the I'm going to go to the normal side are you sure I no my brother is on the other side can I trust you with my brother well you did manage to stop the train all right then I trust you mister all right then let's hurry who knows when the train will start again okay so I'm going to go this way I don't want to go back through all the the cars I just went through there was nothing over there also I'm scared maybe I triggered ending one accidentally in the beginning and it would have just brought me back to ending one and I would have lost my absolute mind so no we're going this way we're going away from that ending brother kid where is you that's not good do I open it nope I guess it's occupied uh oh my God oh my God what what is that shift to run what is that I'm sorry I didn't know you were in the bathroom okay I hate this oh I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it what are you doing help why do you do this help I don't want to look back why is it trying to stop me I'm Not Looking Back I don't care I don't care what the what noise oh it's getting smaller o what is happening everything's [Applause] stretching oh I'm no come on go go go go go go I'm so sweaty I hate this train I oh oh oh what do I do do I leave what hello hello are we at a station we're at a station oh oh what I see what what kid hey mister what took you so long sis oh you woke up oh they're reunited you're okay I'm fine now mister miss oh yeah you want to come with us no not yet is the only option why where you going you're right it's not your time yet are you guys dead and I'm not dead am I dead and you and you you guys are not dead my brain is melted I think I know what happened to us please tell me it's okay mister we're going to be fine more importantly you have to get home thank you mister and goodbye what did I help them on their afterlife Journey oh what's happening oh God you woke up you were collapsed on the floor luckily there was a doctor on board it seems you were suffering a light form of deep vein thrombosis oh or what the Layman call it the economy class syndrome lying down and raising the legs seems to have helped what's happening you should be thankful he was here it would have taken much longer to get help because the train had also stopped while you were out it's likely due to a personal injury that happened just a few reporting a young woman and a boy were confirmed to be involved in the accident over wait was I the train conductor and I killed them what happened they got hit by the train was that me did I do that sad reality is ending too they got hit by the train was I just a passenger or did I do it I don't know did I do it or was I just was I just an innocent civilian oh and I looked it up there's only two endings so I don't have to go back and play the whole thing again cuz I just somehow got the first crappy one without even trying so one star would not recommend this train

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Length: 24min 38sec (1478 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 31 2024