I SUCKED The BABY Into The VACUUM! (Who's Your Daddy)

it's who's your daddy time and today we get up to some well questionable antics all i'm going to say is you might want to revert your eyes if you don't want to see a video game baby in a blender can't believe i've said that anyway click like for more and if you want to grab some merch spoiler.com is where you need to go let's get into the video ah boy i'm your daddy where is he i am your daddy i will help you josh not cause i wish there was a kick baby granny do you want to play wait what where are you crainer well josh how did you get down from here yeah yeah do you want to do you want to play trainer trainer i could maybe eat you okay here we go josh i'm jumping down why is taking so long hey ready catch yeah wow okay well it's not very good catch do i press e catch oh hi guys listen to me my heart really make sure you stay alive does anybody want to stop throwing it at my head and give me a chance dude look it's not fair jelly help i'm coming i'm getting some food for you whoa whatever yeah it's just simply does anybody want some food not really there we go oh god that's just josh can you give me something to help me because i'm going to die you know did you just eat the football yeah josh i got some pills for you i'm actually gonna i got some pills oh god all right all right what do we do now brother has anybody ever tried why are you so much bigger than me by the way wave i got a wave has anybody tried that uh no do you want to try cook yeah why not josh all right putting the meat i saw a button that feed put in the meat uh i'm trying to feed you buddy okay i ate a glass guys it's on the stove it's on the stove what's on the stove all right dinner will be ready in just about a minute stay at the table please stand up i hate it when you make dinner you suck at it where are you kraina i'm setting the scene with a candle is this something babies can drink oh no cooking oil what are you trying to drink goes on the meat oh look i got a plug here i put it in here i think okay guys i think this thing ah what was that i think i think the steak is ready guys put it in hey man sorry sorry i'm just trying to feed my babies you have to knock me out e on it click e on it oh oh i died i've got his juices i died i just don't try to drink me josh i want to see him drink him yeah try to drink me wait wait yep drink me oh hi oh yes oh no i'm having a bath wait this is actually really bad like you're sitting hey i did it what did you do i drank from it yeah drink mommy buddy i'm healthy disturbing this is oh god yep okay i'm turning green all right well that was anyway i guess i'll now josh you need to buy two okay i'll eat plates i think it needs a little bit more of a shaker i ate a plate i just keep eating stuff he can't help you wait i'll shake him you took my soap make me proud josh eat everything oh my god i'm drinking i'm drinking my baby this is just wrong i think jelly's enjoying this a bit too much thank you guys take it take it you have to like it tastes like chicken you have to drop it oh actually i think i might be dead what does it taste fun hanging out with you that wait guys i'm shrinking well guys i think i was shrinking i was going to turn baby what going oh wait what is this is this you jelly yeah wait you're in mine come here jenny come here come into the main room okay as you know crain you can come look there's a gopro thank you yeah again i put the camera on my head oh i stick it on you i got it i made you eating i pick up the tablet did i make it a tablet i get the tablet i'm trying john jelly leave the tablet alone i'm sorry geez do you see what i'm looking at i'm sorry yes okay do you see jelly yes okay do the vlog yeah you're vlogging what's up guys welcome to another day in the life yes jelly the baby and i'm the dad wait can you see yourself yeah the viewer trainer why is your arm doing that yeah this is today's challenge we call it the helicopter arm we jump on the bouncy ball to make it oh cookie wait what are you doing why are you going into the cupboard i got a cookie oh that's good uh-oh jelly do you want to try to check it out does anybody want to try the tablet anybody want to try it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah tablet okay here you go baby there's a lot of food all right now um pick up your brother has it josh so uh wait where's the tablet gone he ate this i'm sorry i have to eat everything fun i'm going outside goodbye god i'm going outside i'm gonna take a swim guys i'm seeing if it's oh a lollipop trainer your whole job is too young don't die i don't care about dreams what can i do about that stupidity it's not really stupid when i set you on fire it's really stupid to eat a tablet die what the crainer oh i see that there there must be something stop driving into me jillian how would i get to that that's jelly if you don't stop come on it's bleach flammable got it all i need to do now is pour okay what is sauce doing where is he josh where are you i'm burning that entire house down oh crap wait what i thought you were gonna flood it okay uh well then i decided to burn and i'm dead god okay yes the house leave the house guys oh yeah oh no fire maybe don't get out jelly because i think he might die okay i hope you're burning jelly i'll be on the trampoline if you need me where's kramer can i get i'm trampolining oh can i get it oh my god might as well right it's fun crain i'm really trying to out myself uh well there's fire here so just maybe go for a swim in the front i will help you through the fire might be basically i think you're underneath of it oh here we go is that true i eddie's got this wait how did you get that inside it's out this thing is useless i didn't was it already out running can you please put me out of my mystery jelly i don't think dad can die so no so i want him to die look over here there's a fork on the floor shove it in an outlet please die over here yeah please just die i'm gonna go forward turn around turn around turn around around oh [ __ ] yes this is great this is exactly what i needed oh okay bye-bye hello children wow what the [ __ ] how good-bye goodbye dad goodbye i might i'm gonna look for something fun in the fridge okay i need something to eat because i'm dying what's that i gotta go for something fun daddy yeah daddy come out here where are you in the living room can you open the door for me jelly can you open the living room doors jelly wait what is he doing what are you doing now oh god what is going on here move what is actually happening here guys [Music] wow whoa yo what's [Music] yeah whoa oh oh oh oh oh yeah he's breaking the entire living room oh my god oh we got stuffed up here let's go don't worry don't worry why would you do this to us what's my trick um okay why are we in the kitchen [Laughter] kind of glitching around a bit i can try where are we are we in the corner of the room on your screen yeah we're in the living room yeah so i can't i can't ride along with you guys okay gosh the bouncy thing is not working with the lawn no no no you guys can take it i got something for you oh my god come in here baby you guys can take the lawnmower i'm good cow nice back foot we got to go like this yes why is it moving i don't know i really want to just jump on it do a jump first whoa well i saw the trampoline goes higher than the car yeah whoa it's on the roof it's on the roof great now we can't get up there we need a trampoline to get on the roof all right trying to cut that grass oh oh oh here oh oh oh that's very hard to control this thing in here hang on i'm supposed to be making sure you guys are alive put it in no guys guys hold on hold on a second now you please hurry up no come back here you need to turn it on now what are you doing give me that key yeah there we go it's on give me that key he took the key he you guys want me to be a cool dad instead okay fine i'll turn it off yeah yeah yeah us die there you go cool dad's only wait you guys are blending again okay i just want to drink juice oh wait wait wait can we add some ingredients to it maybe like a banana or something oh guys what's wrong completely trashed the kitchen that's you you brought a lawnmower in here okay let me put this in cookies all right blender is on jelly now you get in cook it down jelly doesn't blend unless it has the machine in it um you are useless it says only pick up i can't get in ah i'm just gonna get in myself there guys i'm super fast yeah what okay crane is apparently a pro game blended drink me josh drink me this is fun yes consume me all of it so am i supposed to shrink now wait i drank all of it that didn't shrink you you did it i thought you were going to turn into a baby you're not very nutritional well yeah he drank me and he's not a baby yeah i feel like i got to die josh i just don't know how uh when there's a will there's a way squirty get job are you just pouring ketchup on your baby horrible person why are you so bad at dying yeah should we just end this now jelly eat the batteries eat that oh there you go get in the dishwasher we'll clean you up come on in the dishwasher hey you look kind of look like hey you even disappoint me in death well that was as disturbing as i expected click on the videos on the screen if you'd like to watch more and if you'd like the merch go over to slower.com to check it out

Channel: Slogo

Views: 759,204

Keywords: slogoman, gaming, slogo, whos your daddy, baby simulator, jelly, crainer, simulator game

Id: ZF6VAWNzG6s

Length: 12min 6sec (726 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 19 2021