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Hello friends. I am back and I don't know why. Welcome to my channel, my name is Cari. We're going to be doing another little live reading  experience. So far while I've been doing these, I   have read what I thought were popular young adult - keyword- uh words - popular series and this one that we're going to be reading is very much adult.  So with crave that was absolutely young adult,   hilarious, a parody of itself and every book of its  kind. Zodiac Academy - the issue I had with it again   like I'm not gonna yuck somebody's yum, people read  and write tropes and things that I don't like for   various reasons, okay? So I'm not gonna say that  books like that shouldn't exist. My issue was it   what - my issue with it was that I was so shocked by  the way that it was talked about online. I thought   for sure it was young adult. I think that the the  TikTok girlies and the booktube girlies, we've   got a little bit of responsibility in sharing  what a book really is and kind of trying to   rate it and and talk about it correctly because I  had no warning of what was in there. So for this   book, going in I know that it is an adult fantasy.  I know - can you see how nervous I am? - I know that   it is a fantasy romance. I know nothing about the  plot really except that the I believe the romantic   male character, I think I've seen it in like one  or two reels or bookroks or whatever that he   is like the darker version of Rhysand, who I  already have my issues with so I'm just like...   I'm curious. Did I even say what we're  reading? I'm going to be reading Gild   the Plated Prisoner series which already I'm :') Like if you, if you're brand new here, I'm not   the biggest fan of smut simply because - there are  some writers that can do it really well and I love   it but I'm like really picky with descriptive  words and you can go really wrong really easily   for me with smut scenes. So there's -  I can count on one hand the amount of times   that like I felt like smut was done really  well so I'm gonna be probably cringing   throughout this entire thing but it's - it's  just me don't worry about it, don't worry,   don't worry about it. I thought this was a  trilogy but apparently there are five books   already out and there's another book coming out  in June so I do know that this is an unfinished   series. I don't know if it's like a trilogy and  then the next three are something different. If you   hear noises in the background, Kurt's playing video  games. I hope he can't hear me because this is   gonna be an embarrassing video. But let me, let me  tell you what this book is about. I - going into it   what I know is that it's about King Midas who is  the king that everything he touches turns to gold and that's all we got. So let's read  together shall we? This is coming from   Amazon is where I'm reading. By  the best-selling author Raven Kennedy   comes the first book in a stunning  new fantasy series perfect for fans   of Sarah J Maas and Jennifer L Armentrout.  (If you don't know, I hate From Blood and Ash... so we're off to a really good start)  Ooh my eyes as always skip to the   bottom and there is a content warning and  I love content warnings. Here we go.   Italics. The fae abandoned this world  to us and the ones with power rule. End of italics. Gold. Gold floors gold walls gold furniture gold  clothes. In High Bell, in the castle built in the frozen mountains, everything is made  of gold. Even me. Now I'm picturing like C-3PO King Midas rescued me, dug me out of the slums and placed me on a pedestal. I'm called his precious   his favored. I'm the woman he gold touched to show everyone that I belong to him. He gave   me protection and I gave him my heart. And even  though I don't leave the confines of the palace,   I'm safe. Until war comes to the kingdom and a  deal is struck. Suddenly my trust is broken, my   love is challenged, and I realize that everything  I thought I knew about Midas might be wrong.   Because these bars I'm kept in, no  matter how gilded, are still just a cage.   But the monsters on the other side might make me  wish I'd never left. <bold> The myth of King Midas reimagined this compelling adult fantasy series that is as addictive as it is unexpected. With   romance, intrigue, and danger, the gilded world  of Orea will grip you from the first page.   And here's the content warning at the end it  says "please note this book contains explicit   content and darker elements including mature  language, violence, and non-consensual sex" That's   a good warning. It is not intended for anyone  under 18 years of age. This is book one in a   series. All I've got pictured in my mind now  is C-3PO and I'm also thinking of how much   I want to reread Gilded Wolves. If you haven't  read Gilded Wolves... But anyway let's begin. How   long is this book? Only 393 pages. It's on - all of  them - are on Kindle unlimited and what else was   I gonna say? Oh I wanted to check the ratings  for you guys. It is 3.7 but it has almost 83k   reviews and it came out in 2020. Okay let's  begin - what does the first sentence say since   it's supposed to grip me from the very first page,  let's read the first page. "I lift the gold goblet   to my lips as I watch the show of naked flesh  through the space between my bars... Okay well it opens with an orgy so that  was unexpected. Seven bodies working all   to one solo release and she has to watch. The king  called me here a couple hours ago when he started   getting hot and heavy with his revolving harem  of concubines, also known as his Royal Saddles. He   decided to have his pleasure in the atrium tonight  probably because of the acoustics in here. To his   credit, the moans really do echo nicely. Well I  decided to start this and I'm gonna see it through.   I already had one video demonetized for being  explicit or not good for advertisers or something   so I'm just willing to, I'm ready to take this loss.  There's always the Super Thanks option if you'd   like to fuel my strange experiments. Oh my God all  right here we go. Hi there - popping in right before   we start. I get this question so much on my reading  vlogs and it is what skincare do I use? I talk   about it much more on my main channel which I will  always link down below but I am actually doing a   skincare sale with the company that I always use  for my face products. It's a really big sale that's   going on for this month so if you want to check  it out it will all be in the description box and   I will have a video on my main channel coming  out where I actually talk about the products   but you are here for books, not skin, so just in  case anyone is like "drop the skincare routine" I did! So to the book!!! So this is literally page  two after we got the like bit of orgy and I don't -   so far, so far page two, I actually don't mind the  writing. I tried to forget the first page just   happened but the imagery is that they live in  this like frozen snow world and I don't mind this   paragraph that I have read so I'm putting away  my judgment. On we go. Oh no so she's one of them. Case in point, case in point - words  that drive me insane. Why is he plunging?   It's the greatest hits album. I - no - okay  literally top 10 least favorite. I'm on page six. I was gonna say a couple things - also yeah there's  video game noises in the background, I'm sorry - at   first I was thinking this is kind of clever how  she's doing this because she's like doing a lot   of description of the castle and stuff like that  and then like every other paragraph should like do   a two sentence little reminder that like an orgy  is going on, but now she's just fully explaining... And a couple things, number one she's using  every single word that I despise. She really likes   plunges, juices - that's the one, that one  I really hate. But also there are just like   I'm trying to picture it and like it's one of  those sex scenes where I literally don't know   how this is physically possible and there's a lot  of people involved so I could understand how she   gets confused. But it's like so explicit that  it makes me giggle and it's fine but   I don't know. I'm on page six. Oh I feel like  that's a bad sign but apparently she is very   charmed by King Midas. She is absolutely his  like sex slave but she seems to like really   love him - not, well, I don't know if she loves  him but she's very attracted to him and is   charmed by him and thinks he's beautiful  and he gives her caterpillars in her stomach??? It's not Midas's fault that you're  in a cage that Midas keeps you in? What? No no [ __ ] this dude 100% So there's a bird with her in the cage and it also got turned into gold and I I read it incorrectly. She talks to it as if it's a friend right? Its name is Coin but I read it - when I first read I thought it said Colin  so she's like "don't look at me like that Colin"   but its name is Coin but I kind of want to call  it Colin. And she has made it clear so she's been   here, she's been like this in this state for 10  years. She was a victim of child trafficking and   then she eventually escaped that but then raiders  came or something, I don't know, anyway Midas saved   her and so she's made it very clear that like  even if she was out of this cage, she wouldn't   run away. Like she knows how good she has it  and she loves Midas, like it's trauma bonding,   it's emotional abuse, and she always talks  about how she's the "bright side" kind of girl. She always think thinks positive, yippee,  so. Okay we're on page - we're only on page 19.   Oh and there's a possibility that she could turn  into like a full unmoving like solid gold person   so that's kind of scary. And her cage actually is  like the top floor of the palace - doesn't super   make it better, she still can't leave the palace or  like the top floor but she does have rooms. No girl,   there are ways he could do this that do not  involve putting you in a cage. He can keep and   protect you - he's the king - Okay. Very bizarre, she is  like getting dressed for the day, it's a new day,   and she explains that she has ribbons growing from  her skin? From her shoulder blades to her tailbone?   Two dozen long golden ribbons and they were  there before she got turned to gold, that was   not Midas's doing. Oh and she can control  them like she can control her own limbs?   Usually I just let them drape behind me like supple fabric but she can also move each one   when she wants to and they're stronger  than they look? So she's like a golden   octopus. Like she uses her weird extra  arms to braid her hair and get dressed.   This is so strange. So one of the other kings from  another kingdom is visiting and he like wants to   borrow Auren I guess her name is, and Midas has  obviously like never considered that before and   usually kills people who ask that but now he  has something that he wants. And she's like what   the [ __ ] I think I know who the romantic lead  is. So they're talking about they want to attack   the fourth Kingdom and she's like the fourth  kingdom!? Nobody attacks the fourth kingdom! King   Ravinger is called King Rot for a reason. He's  powerful and brutal and vicious what the hell   is Midas thinking? And I'm pretty sure in the  Reels that I've seen about this, I think it's him.   Oh no do we have a T main character who she loves  and I think we're going to be introduced to an R   character that turns out to be the one she really  loves?! Uh oh. So then what we have happening is she has been traded - one night with her has been  traded for this guy's armies, right? They're gonna   take over the fourth kingdom and so obviously  that's not gonna go down until his army like   catches up with the other army or whatever  so she's just like sitting around waiting   for this to happen and then she's trying to  help one of the other girls because somebody   ordered her to dance and like forgot to tell  her to stop so she's been dancing for three   hours and like looks like she's in pain so  she's like "if you just pretend to faint,   I'll back you up" you know and the girls all  hate her so they're like "no we don't want   your help" so Auren is like okay well I'll  just make you pass out and so she smacks this   girl in the face with a golden book. Smushes  her face in - what the heck?! Oh he has a wife??? What? Yeah truly [ __ ] this guy.  Feminine fit!? Okay though how   many times is she gonna say bright  side in this book? I gotta look this up because it is used so much. 27 times -  only 27 times? It feels like so much   more. Yeah so when he rescued her when she  was 15, they apparently like became friends   but when she is still 15 and he is seven  years older than her so he's 22 years old......... Alrighty updates. Where did I leave off? I'm  on - I'm already on page 135. This is very quick   to read. So the queen hates Auren - I'm gonna keep  calling her - and had her guards beat her up   so that was not cool. And this is where we start  to see Auren feeling really betrayed and realizing   like she is just a commodity to be traded  and she doesn't like that anymore so she kind   of starts to push the boundaries as far as like  disobeying commands and stuff like altering her   clothes, like little things. And then the night  comes where this whole deal is gonna go down and   right before it happens, a messenger runs into the  ballroom and is like wait wait and it turns out   all of the fifth kingdom's soldiers were killed  and the king is like how is that possible?! how did   Ravinger kill both the fifth kingdom and the sixth  kingdom's armies?! and the guard messenger is like   it was only your army...because Midas lied and  didn't even send his army. He just wanted the fifth   kingdom's. So Midas betrayed him and he's like how  could you do this to me?! "Let this be your last life   lesson" Midas replies calmly "True kings (oh this  isn't a word that I use but) true kings don't give   out their armies for sex/women" Whatever I don't  like that word. So basically what Midas planned   was that fifth kingdom sends their soldiers to  the fourth kingdom and they would never win that   battle and Midas sends his army to the fifth  kingdom and takes over the fifth kingdom and   I'm pretty sure he's gonna kill the king so... Yeah  he manages to kill King number five. In the scuffle - I haven't mentioned him but Auren  has a guard named Digby who seems to be   as nice as you can possibly be in  the situation of guarding a sex slave   but he seems to be like respectful and just  like and a kind old man and they have like a   "cute" banter (I struggled to word this) but he's  supposed to be like the one good person in her   life so far and he saved her in the scuffle that's  that. Alrighty update I am now on 233 so I'm 60%   of the way through - what has happened? Now that we have killed King number five, Midas is like oh the   fourth kingdom did it! I'm going to valiantly take  over the fifth kingdom and, you know, he lies   obviously. And he goes to the fifth Kingdom to help  set things up. Later he calls for Auren to come and we get maybe like 100 pages, I'm still not done with  this, of her traveling to the fifth kingdom.   Things that we learn: number one her guards are  kind of pushovers so she is able to bargain her   way out of like staying in the carriage so she can  ride horses and like have a bit of freedom. Number   two, Midas's whole shtick is that he like made  the sixth kingdom rich with his gold power but as   they're crossing the city, she realizes that there  are slums, there are shanty houses or whatever like   there are people starving in the kingdom and  she's like but Midas has unlimited gold and   everyone's like and yep I'm sure he's using it for  other things and she's just like....Ao there's that. She makes a friend a guard named Sail who  respects women and respects sex workers which   is cool. She is like winning over all of the guards,  they apparently like gossip and everyone is kind   of always rooting for her, like they like her and  she almost makes Digby smile at one point because   she's always joking with him and he's just  like stone cold. I think Sail is going to be   a spy maybe. In the meantime things  that we're worried about: number one   there's a risk of an avalanche and number two  the scout that they sent to like "go check if   the way is safe and you should come back and  tell us" should have been back a long time ago   and he hasn't shown up so the guards are uneasy.  So I was about to tell you oh the avalanche just   started but no "it's not an avalanche" Sail  breathes beside me, dread thickens like a   pinching fog, gripping the breath from my lungs.  "Holy Divine [ __ "] a guard curses... Snow Pirates! So they're chased by the snow pirates, their carriage falls off a cliff. The snow pirates   capture Sail and Auren and Sail is like I'm so  sorry, I'm supposed to protect you and Auren   it's like you don't deserve this either,  you're the nicest person I've ever met and   I still think he's a spy or maybe he's even  the king I don't know, I don't trust you Sail.   And now there are giant snow cats called Fire Claws. that pull the ships of the snow pirates. We  catch up with the rest of the people, most of   the guards have been killed, Sail is forced to  kneel, he like gets beaten up and then he has   to just kneel in like his under clothes and  he just never takes his eyes off of Auren because   he's still protecting her and I also forgot to  mention that while they were going through the   sixth Kingdom apparently the fourth Kingdom  has been sending rotting corpses as gifts   to the border so that was weird. But anyway now  we get to meet the captain of the snow pirates.   They just killed Sail! But maybe he's not dead Oh oops sorry no he's dead. Sorry. Auren uses her ribbons to somehow get Sail  down, she didn't want his body to be disrespected   anymore so she threw him overboard which I get  but it's just kind of funny imagery. And then   they're forced to work in the kitchens and then  all of a sudden the ship gets attacked - this like   Commander gets on the ship. The male who stops  at the front of the group so tall that Captain   Feane has to tip his head up to look. It isn't some result of King Ravinger's powers perverting   his body, no, the man standing there, whose body  basks in menace is one thing and one thing only. FAE. Oh so there is a really horrific scene  that I just read but as Auren is trying to   save one of the other girls, she runs at  the captain, the main snow pirate, and turns   him into gold so she has the power too I guess  but anyway so yeah the commander, the fae guy,   is going to take all of them in the morning.  He like bought them all for the fourth Kingdom   like the captain was like I have one last night  to be evil and he holy [ __ ] was, that was not   a fun chapter to read, but yeah she turned him  into gold, solid gold. Her ribbons start to glow   and they have like a superhuman strength and  they throw the solid gold Captain off the ship and we've reached the end. The last chapter is in  Midas's point of view where he gets a letter that   Auren has been taken and he's gonna "destroy  everyone in my path to get her back." That was   incredibly quick to read and that's that. The  commander, the fae Commander Rip is his name, he has   lizard scales and spiky eyebrows so there's that. On to Glint tomorrow, okay bye. Hi everyone it's a couple days later. I've given myself a break. I'm about to start reading the second book in this series which is called  Glint. It is 472 pages and we're getting different   povs in this one - the first POV is Queen Malina.  Now that I've sat on it some more - thoughts about   Gild. It was a boring book. So I think that the  amount of action that happened in Gild - her being   betrayed, there being a little plot twist, her  running away and getting captured, I feel like   that usually happens in like the first half of  a first book and then the story continues from   there so it just feels like this story is being  spread out quite a bit and it just wasn't - I   think because of that it wasn't that interesting. I  just am not enjoying the female character because   her only personality trait is like she's nice  and she looks on the bright side. It isn't until   literally the last pages when she's on when  they got captured by the snow pirates, that's   the only time that she shows personality that  isn't just like I'm nice and a little naive   and I look on the bright side. Like she - it just  felt like we waited a long time for very little   amount of character growth and then as far as  what I feared which was the smut, I feel like   the first page was like just kind of throwing  us into the deep end in terms of like there   was an orgy and then at the very end there is a  very violent and graphic assault but in between   that I felt like it really wasn't any different  from like an ACOTAR/Court of Nightmares level   of smut. Like I wasn't, I don't know, I mean the  fact that she's like part of a harem and she's   like Royal saddle number one I was really like  expecting something else but it really wasn't   what I expected and I guess just the last thing  is I didn't really believe slash understand the   whole jealousy and hatred thread that was going  on in terms of like all the other Royal Saddles   hate her or are jealous of her because she's like  the favorite? But I just don't think that that   tracks really, I mean she's literally in a cage,  she's not allowed to like hang out - they talk   about like how all the other Saddles like hang out,  they all live together, they're like buddies. I can   understand the queen hating her but in terms of  like the other girls I could see like maybe one or   two of them being jealous but like all of them? No  one thought like gee maybe we're all in a shitty   situation? I don't think I would if I were just  reading this for fun and not to tell you the plot   I don't know if I would have continued because  it was just there's nothing that's intriguing me   at all and that's it. So we're gonna dive  into Glint - let's get reading. Hi checking   in from literally the second page. So when  I just literally seconds ago said that   this book was boring I do want to say that  in terms of like the actual characters, I   don't enjoy the writing but I think that a  lot of - once she like gets into her kind of   just descriptive moments I think she does  a really good job, like the way that this -   if the first book started with Queen Malina's  chapter of like chapter one of the second book   it reads so well and I think this is where  I almost feel like the story has a chance to   be a lot deeper than it's been when it  kind of opened with the way that the first book   opened, I felt like it kind of threw me off and I  wasn't gonna give the book a chance really but   if it had started with this, how she's describing  how everything has changed, she grew up in this   castle, I think that it's really interesting and  I think that it makes his power such a metaphor   for abusive men like their charm and their power  and how they can make everything look so shiny but   it's actually just like weighing people down  and trapping them. And I think like  this story has so much potential and I just wonder  why the choice was made to have it be about like   a sex slave. I just I don't know, but I like I will  say that this the author Raven she has these like   good moments and then it just gets lost but first  chapter or well first two pages of the second book... Alrighty so we're back with our girl Auren and  she's just catching us up on everything that   happened in the last book and we're getting the  "this is my fault because I want it to be free"   narrative but look at the bright side - it begins!  I hate this like I understand why this always   happens but I just don't enjoy this in books  where there is a person who has come like   purposely constructed an image of being evil and  feared and then when a person is like "you're evil,   I fear you" they're all like "oh seems you know me  and you aren't going to give me a chance so I'm   just gonna let you keep believing that" like you  did this buddy, you made this image, you sold it   too well don't complain! But anyway he of course  lets her run free in the camp and he's like oh   The Goldfinch likes her cage, what a shame. Yeah  and then she's like you don't know me and he's   like oh everyone knows you and judges her with  the image that has been constructed of her? Why   are people so moody. Judge people when you meet them in person - anything else you don't know them, all right? So two of the soldiers while  they're waiting in line to get their porridge   start kind of like pushing her and being like oh  we'd like some lessons about how to be a royal   saddle and all this stuff to which Commander  Rip appears (who he is absolutely King Ravinger,   like are we kidding?) but he's like to his captain  like hey Osrik, I heard these guys were asking   about lessons, why don't you go teach them one?  They like go and get scolded I assume. There's   a nice soldier named Keg and also we don't  know where the other people are, Commander Rip   also took all the other Saddles and guards that  were left on the boat but like where are they?   She goes into her tent, takes a bath, Commander Rip  walks in accidentally sees her naked and is like...   and gets out. He sends in a doctor to help heal  her but she's like I don't want anybody to touch   me then Commander Rip comes back in because she's staying in his tent because he doesn't trust her.   We also got a flashback to when she was like she had been rescued by Midas and now they're like   traveling through the kingdoms so I guess they didn't - I assumed that they just came from the   sixth Kingdom - I think they're from  somewhere else. But so they're like traveling   around and they're staying in a camp and somebody  attacks her because she's gold and like cuts off   her hair and like steals all of her clothes  for the gold and he's - Midas - is always there,   the only person she can trust, and then she  wakes up. The reason why I started talking to   the camera is because she wakes up to something  stroking her face and it's her ribbons. So she can   control her 24 ribbons that come out of her  back but they also have a mind of their own? Bizarre. This book is incredibly long because we  just keep meeting new people and they have the   longest conversations for kind of no reason - like  they're all just reminding her that like she's not   as free as she thought she was or whatever but  it's like there's way too many of them and they're   way too long but anyway they're all calling her - she's got like a million different nicknames now   but she's Gildy Locks. Yuck so she got sick and  so now we have this whole thing where we get to   talk to the mender again the doctor. We found  out where the Saddles are, we don't know where   the guards are but we visited the Saddles and they  still really [ __ ] hate her. Risa who was the one   who got assaulted is like I'll keep your secret - because she found out about the ribbons -I'll keep   your secret if you give me gold so there's that.  But then the doctor is like by the way thanks for   talking to the Saddles like now they're a couple  of them are letting me treat them because they   were all like suspicious of him and he's like and  good thing because one of them is like not at risk   of a miscarriage anymore yay! And she's like what? And one of the meanest Saddles is pregnant and   she's like It's gotta be Midas's baby and we get  all this info about how he never wanted her to be   on birth control because, you know, he wouldn't risk  her getting sick from it because apparently it's   a dangerous herb or whatever. But he always like  demanded that the other people did. Anyway so she's like having a mental breakdown because she hates  that someone else is having his baby or something. Oh Rip. We just have this conversation  over and over and over again and we're already   40/ 43% done with this book and there hasn't been  any action at all. It's only been conversations   where he's like "you are in a cage of your own  making now" even though it's not a cage of her   own making. We've read 200 pages and nothing has  happened. Uh-oh uh oh Rip is beautiful! Also the   fact that we keep calling him Rip, I love it. He's beautiful, he's got an otherworldly allure, and unmistakable magnetism. Oh don't worry we're safe, never mind, we get to like "say it!" "say it!!" She's fae. Hence why she has [ __ ] ribbons  coming out of her back like are we confused? It was   explained in the last book that there was there  is a fairy realm, it used to be connected and then   somebody broke off the connection and that's  why there's still a little bit of magic in the   world like what Midas has, but apparently some fae,  full fae are still walking among us like Rip, okay? So throughout this book we've been getting random  chapters in Malina's point of view and they're all   like while the king is in the fifth Kingdom she  is like slowly taking over the sixth Kingdom like   undermining him, getting people on her side, etc  so I thought great, girl power! Turns out she was   the one who sent the pirates after them to get her  for some reason and, you know, kill her whatever   and then she gets a letter that actually  the fourth Army got them and she's really   excited because she assumes that like oh  she's definitely going to be killed, she's   gone, she's finally gone I won't ever have  to lay eyes on her again. Victory is sweet.   "They're gonna rip her to shreds," I say, my tone  tinged With thrill. So maybe not girl power. So she found the king or Rip or whatever his  messenger birds and so she sends a warning to   Midas and then we get this weird cryptic  thing where Rip is like sitting at the   fire and is like "I wasn't supposed to find  you" whatever that means then he kisses her???   And then he's like by the way I  know that you sent him a message? What? That just came out of nowhere! Okay  I think since I last checked in I'm   10% further than I was and again nothing  has occurred. But they're kind of talking   more - her and Rip - we find out that she was  originally from the fae world. This is   this is the name of the fae realm that got  separated from Orea or whatever is the kind of  mortal realm. She lived there and then she moved to the third Kingdom and the second Kingdom and   then Midas found her and they're both looking at  each other with things swimming in their eyes and   oh and I think we finally find out who King Rot  is. Rot and Rip. I just can't - if she calls him   Rot for the rest of this series I'm out. I'm  out. Alrighty so they're about to meet Midas   and he's like hey, by the way, you could  stay if you want to and Auren is like no I need   to go be with Midas. It's gonna be different  this time, the usual and he's getting   very upset about this. Rip and just like trying very hard to get her to stay but she is choosing to wither. Lizzie, who are you going to believe? This  boy you are knowing your own life or this   boy you are just meaning who says you  shine with the light from the sun? Okay so they're doing the handoff, they're  giving Auren to Midas or whatever and like see,   I feel like her, she has these like moments where  her writing is good but then it's just like it's   hidden between scenes that do nothing. This really  gives off the vibes of in Gone Girl when she goes   to her like ex-boyfriend stalker's house and he's  like oh my goodness we're gonna get you cleaned   up and looking just as pretty as you used to look  kind of thing. That's 100% the vibe. He does say oh   you know, I hope you're okay, did anyone hurt you  whatever, but then immediately he's like let's get   you looking good girl. And Midas immediately tries  to put her back in a cage that he made for her   and she's had it. Called that one. He's Rip he's  Rot and Midas and him made some kind of deal   where he wants a little piece of the fifth  Kingdom and he doesn't want any of Midas's   gold and Midas is like okay but we need time to  draw up the peace treaty so you have to stay here so   now they're all gonna live happily in the castle  together, the fourth army, Rip/Rot, Midas and Auren.   She also accidentally turned a girl into solid  gold oops. Oh no but his real name is Slade. Okay   like I've said, this book is similar fashion  to the first one - could have been a part like   a couple chapters of the book. Like books one and  two absolutely could have been one book in like   400 pages but instead we got two 400 page books - 400 and 500 page books. Could have been cut in half and made into one. The next book that I'm looking  at, Gleam, is 674 pages. This initially was supposed   to be a trilogy and she expanded it to six books.  I don't know if she did that because like at what   point in the writing process or the publishing  process did she decide that? Because it seems   like she's writing this at the speed in which it  would take her six books to finish the story you   know? I'm not interested, I'm still not interested  at all. I will read the third book for you guys   but because it's moving so slowly I'm not feeling  any anything, like there's it's also not funny like   she gives us the chance to have these like funny  cute characters like Keg, the cook, the   army cook is funny and he has like two scenes of  cute banter that like would have stood out but   they were drowned out with a thousand other  scenes of meaningless conversation and then we   have another girl named Lu who is supposed to  be this female warrior that really kind of like   hypes her up and inspires her and stuff like that  and they have this weird running joke where they   like different soldiers steal the good barrel  of wine from each other like they - there's this   potential to have good characters and good  bonding but because there's so much stuff   that could have been edited out, those scenes don't  hit hard. Like I'm only remembering them   because I'm actively trying to remember them and  tell you about them. This needed to be edited down   so much, but on we go. Another day, not today. It is  also that time of month so I'm like hot and just   volatile that was Gild and Glint - onto Gleam. All  right friends, we embark on Gleam. Thinking back I   just want to give a little disclaimer here - I  have been in kind of a reading slump for almost   this entire month and I think that I'm in like a  certain mood so I feel like I'm being a little bit   hard on this series. It's not bad like in terms of  the writing, it's not as bad as so many other books   that are popular right now, I understand why people  like it, I'm just like at this point where I want   to read a really good book and I'm expecting  these to be really good books and I just they are   not what I want so I'm just being a  little moody but this book is 674 pages long   so there's a prologue in which she is not a bird  in a cage, she's a bird on a branch. But yeah so I'm   gonna try and read this all day today we're gonna  do an accidental 24-hour reading challenge because   it's that time of month and I don't want to leave  my bed here we go! I think we're gonn,a I think, I   think this is gonna be the best book out of the  three. I don't think I'll continue it, I'm just   gonna give you my thoughts on the first half of  this but I have a feeling that this one might be   where it gets juicy because like I said, books one  and two could have been one book and a lot shorter.   Off we go, off we go. Okay back again, this is  gonna be a theme I'm just gonna stop on page   two every time to say she writes excellent first  chapters and she writes excellent descriptions.   Like I feel like I'm in this harbor. She does  a really - she can write okay? Like let's just   leave this video, if you come away with one thing,  it's that I do believe that Raven is actually a   good writer which is great. But one thing I  didn't think about was like why did she leave   the fae realm? Is she running from something? And  we learned that when she was taken by that like   child trafficker, they were just sent to be on  the street to beg and bring him back money but   now that she's old enough, she has been promoted  to prostitution and she's like it happened once   and she's like no the [ __ ] not and tried to run.  But of course she gets caught. I'm pretty sure this   is where Midas comes in - wait wait wait wait wait  wait wait wait wait wait wait wait she's already   been golden?! She's golden before she met Midas?  And Midas in the previous book did say something   about how like he keeps her around for her power so like we're pretty sure that he just found a   way to steal her power, like the gold is 100% Auren's but the fact that she's like walking around and   she's gold - who did Midas have to like silence  to keep that a secret? Because he didn't do it, I   don't think. Oh okay she just she says that she's  actually painted and people believe her but so I   see how Midas could have swung this but still. Okay  we're back in the present and Auren is finally   [ __ ] standing up for herself. She has a spine  under all those ribbons. She basically calls Rip   a liar because we're starting off the book right  where we left off where he is like by the way I'm   the king and she's like what the [ __ ] because  she in her mind the King has still always been   this evil person and so she's like you're a liar  and he is so shocked by this. He's like excuse me?!   I'm a liar?! He's like oh well you can't call  me a liar because you lied about being fae.  And she's like yeah because you're the first fae  I've ever seen in 20 years, it's not safe for me   to be a fae, why would I tell you that? And she  says "you force truths out of me while concealing   yourself, you don't think that's hypocritical?" And  she calls him a self-centered ass. "Careful," he says   bearing his teeth with a wicked smile. "There's a  saying about rocks and glass houses." "I don't live   in glass, I live in Gold so I can throw whatever  damn rocks I want." And he just figured out that   Midas is claiming Auren's power as his own and  then he goes off about how mad he is about her   going back to Midas and she's like how can you be  mad at me when like you were deceiving me from the   start? And he's like but he was deceiving you and  she's like yes! The utter emotion that comes barreling with my scream makes him stagger back. She says  I'm so damn tired of being deceived and she's   basically like this is where the book should have  ended, she should have been like [ __ ] all men   I'm going away and she should have walked out but  we're only on page 18. But basically yes these men   are treating her like [ __ ] and I have a feeling  she's gonna be some kind of fae royalty. It said that back home she had horses in stables  and I feel like if you have a horse you're Royal   and she says accidentally that she "had"  to come back for Midas and I feel like they made some kind of bond - oh no not that word - I think that's, I think that's how we're going to   continue this. We've gotta break whatever the  hell deal they have. I want Auren to walk out   of this series alone. I don't want any man  on her arm. Okay I was about to be like ooh   I like this energy between them but  then he grabs one of her ribbons and it's   purring and vibrating. This ribbon thing -like can  anyone tell me is that actually a reference to   something? Like I don't know why she has ribbons  and why they have a mind of their own. And you so   this is a chapter from Midas's point of view  so I know that like this language is being used   because we're supposed to know that he's pretty  despicable but like the amount of times that they   have used bred or breeding to talk about like  women and childbirth and pregnancy I hate it but   yeah he just found out about the girl who is  pregnant and like she's far enough along that it   definitely was like his child and he's basically  just like turn her out, put her out on the   street and he also just got word that his wife  is like kind of staging a coup, not wearing gold   like she's supposed to, and they also all ran  out of money because they didn't have Auren to   make more gold coins so... Coming in here asking for my keys. You're trifling. You need your own car. I'm sick of this. Overall things are going to [ __ ] for Midas and  we found out that his dad was drunk and his mom   was absent and that's not enough to make me feel  any pity for him but here we are. Yeah he's   a woman hater as if we couldn't already tell but... Oh no oh no oh no so so we've talked about this maybe before but his wife the queen has been  unable to get pregnant and now I guess Midas is   like well, turns out it's not my fault right? And  I have a horrible feeling based on these last   two sentences that we are going to have him try  to have a baby with Auren in order to make it an   heir somehow I don't know but if we - I just hate  books that are so surrounding pregnancies and   if this turns into one I hope that Rip steals  her away to safety and then Auren disappears   into the night. The only way I want this to end -  oh I would like Sail to come back to life, I   think he will. I'm very sure he will. We're  gonna see Sail. Like I can't with these ribbons.   Rip appears and her ribbon just starts like  curling around his leg like a cat and I just   don't I don't understand. First mention of looking  on the bright side in book three! Ew okay 25% update   she has started - oh wait I didn't tell you this - Midas let her out of her cage technically, lets   her sleep in her own room but then the first day  that she's free she decides to like walk all over,   she has guards but like walk all over the palace  and Midas gets really mad and so now she has to   stay locked in her room or like super guarded  she's basically like still in a cage but then she   concocts a plan to escape and she finds out that  in the Royal Library there are plans to the city   and the castle so she can like figure out how to  escape and then she goes to see the other Saddles   and talks to Risa who she, remember, still has  a deal with where she has to like give her gold   in order for her silence and she's like listen I  want to do a new deal. I'll help you escape because   she's like you want the gold so that you can buy  your freedom but Midas is never gonna let you be   free so you need to escape. I'm gonna help you  with escape but also you need to take me with   you. Like we're gonna escape together. So there's  that. We also while she was there looking for   Risa, discovered that now Midas is giving his  Saddles these this drug called Dew which like   basically makes them horny all the time I guess  and you can get really addicted and I guess the   other king, like they're in the fifth Kingdom now,  number five king would give Dew to his Saddles and   they are basically like not even human anymore so  Auren is sort of like maybe go easy on that stuff   but the Saddles are like already kind of addicted  to it. Anything else? Oh and it seems like Midas   sent a letter to the queen being like you're  going to claim that this baby is yours or else. And yeah so Midas caught Auren sneaking out  and in order to keep her in her cage he is like   by the way I have Digby - the guard that she really liked who we thought maybe died, he's been missing and I don't want to have to punish him or like  whatever so you need to stay in your cage and you   need to do everything that I say. So now she's like  gilding the whole palace right? She's making it all   gold and he's like I might let you visit Digby if  you keep doing what I say and also he may or may   not have just made a guard go and assassinate the  queen. I think the Queen's in trouble because she   basically replied to his letter and was like I'm  not taking your [ __ ] baby. And her powers only   work in the day, her powers are so weird like  why can she only turn things gold in the day?   Why does she have ribbons that have a mind of her  own growing out of her back? She basically passes   out because of using so much power, Rip is there to  catch her, they have a cute little moment but he's   still basically like you didn't choose me like  he didn't say that he loves her but it was pretty   clear and he was like but you still chose him and  then he like brings her to her room and helps   her eat and we're like actually getting  good moments of them together talking. I still   don't 100% feel the chemistry but it's getting  better. Uh oh she says his real name. Okay so the   queen is in a safe house, the king is saying that  he assassinated the queen and like has moved his   forces in and whatever and then he attacks the  Queen's safe house and kills everyone even Jeo!   Jeo who has just been trying his goddamn best. He's  like been cooking and cleaning and still the queen   is just like you're a good for nothing saddle  like you aren't worthy of even looking at me   and he gets killed! Uh I don't understand  the point of the queen. Like I just don't   understand the Queen's role in this whole thing. Oh okay more updates - we're just getting a  lot of smut now. This is where it's happening   and I feel like this book, like if that's  what you want, if you're reading Gild   because you wanted this like enemies  to romance very clearly smutty book   - did I say enemies to romance? Enemies to lovers,  did I say that? Anyway this is delivering like   you're starting to - the characters are interacting  well, like I would say like at the 50% mark but it's   just a - it's just a bummer that you have to read  the first book which wasn't good, the second book   which really wasn't that good, and then kind of 50%  of the third book which really wasn't that good   to get the the stuff that I thought we were going  to have. So that's a bummer but anyway because   Midas has told everyone that he killed the queen,  now he is going to get engaged to the queen from   the third Kingdom who I thought was going to be a  nice lady - turns out she's not. And so they're going   to announce their engagement at the ball and queen  Kaila has basically said that she is going to kill  - she didn't outright say it but like she's probably  gonna kill the saddle that is pregnant because she   doesn't want Midas to have any other babies other  than with her because that would be a threat to   you know, her throne. And she might might kill Auren  as well I don't know. And we're gonna try and find   Digby so we have to save Mist, we have to save Digby, we have to get Risa to freedom - is that it?   Okay Midas actually does take her to see Digby  and he is like barely looks human because he's   been tortured so much but of course it's Auren's  fault. He warned her, ew, and then Midas drugged her what the hell? So he was obviously like because  she was drugged he was going to attack her but   she was strong enough that her ribbons like threw  him against a wall so he takes a sword and cuts   off her ribbons!! So he just keeps on drugging  her until finally she like somehow snaps out   of it. She remembers everything. Of course she  doesn't listen when Midas tells her to like   do her gold thingy. She's like no [ __ ] you man.  Oh [ __ ] that's a twist I didn't see because   I didn't even mention it to you. In one of the  flashbacks with when she is being forced into   prostitution in her past, there was another guy -  so her traitor was like Zalik or something and he   was like "listen you gotta stay with me because at  least I'm kind of nice to you, there's this other   guy named Barden East who is trying to buy you" it  was Midas! Midas was Barden East and then he like   because he had Auren, eventually he could become king because he bought his way up the ladder you know? I figured that the whole him saving her from the  Raiders thing was set up, which it was, but I just   didn't think that he would be Barden East!  I thought that that was just a random man. So all this time like obviously when Rip  is in his King Ravinger look he still has   to have his Commander next to him so there's a  fake Rip and I just thought that he like used   one of his guards who are called Wraths - I  thought he just used one of them but apparently   it's his brother? Also they - I haven't even  mentioned him because he has not been involved   at all in this story but the King number five  had a son who's too young to take over the throne   so Midas has been trying to figure out how to  kill him this whole time and he just got poisoned.   And then Midas is like well fine you can [ __ ] go Auren! And then when she is like okay, I will go.  He's like wait and then tries to kill her? Oh   damn and so she basically calls to her magic  and because she has like everything covered   in her gold, she just calls it back and uses it  to fight back at our boy. Oh [ __ ] I think   I think Midas is dead? I - she just turned him gold?  Oh God but her magic is like too much and she's   draining herself and she's gonna die and she just  like can't stop using it because she's never used   it like this before so Rip is like the only  thing I can do is to use his power which is   like rotting things and if he can like rot  you for a little bit and you can come back to   life so don't worry but he basically like kills  her? Makes her rot from the inside? So that her   magic stops working and she passes out obviously  but let's see if that worked. Oh it's an epilogue! Oh that was a nice way to end the book, all right. Let me read it. It's in Rip's point of view... Ok so...okay so it ends... basically the epilogue is like that whole scene  all over again of her killing Midas but so he   like picks her up once her magic has let go and  she passes out and they just start running. He's   basically like Midas might be dead but Queen  Kaila is still alive. She just saw - her and her   whole Court just saw that Auren actually has the  gold power so they're obviously going to come   after her and I'll be [ __ ] ready. So I will admit  now I'm kind of into the story. I don't know why   she started the story so slowly. If this had been  book two this would have been really good but why   is it book three? I just I don't know, like if I  hadn't been doing this I don't know if I would   have even pushed through book one and if I - even  if I was someone who read it because they like   smut which I don't, I don't know if I would have pushed through book two, you know? So she's asking us to read a lot of what I thought was quite  boring and I didn't think that the characters   had any flavor to them at all until the middle  of the third book - like she's just asking a lot   of her audience to hold on until it gets  good. I just don't know why that happened. Again   I'm curious when in the writing process did she  change it from a trilogy to six books because it   feels like she just kind of stretched it out but anyway so this ended differently than I thought   it would. I really thought that I was just gonna  say meh boring, don't want to continue, but now I'm   kind of interested in how it ends! I'm going to end  this video here because it's already an hour long   and I don't think I have time for kind of  the rest of the month to finish this series   but it's one that I'd be willing to go back to.  Even though the smut is pretty bad, it's like   concentrated in like just the scenes, it's not  like this weird pervasive thing like A Court of   Silver Flames. I'm actually like not mad at this. I didn't love it, it delivered exactly what   it was sold as, it just took a really long time  to get there. Anyway let me know your thoughts   if you've continued it. I think the - I think the  fifth or the sixth book is coming out really   soon. Yeah this was a - this was an interesting  experiment. I'm feeling a lot better, I've been   well distracted. I will catch you guys next  time okay? So thank you for joining me and I   will have a link to that skincare thing  in my description box. Okay? Bye!
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