I Pretend To Be A Girl To Get In All Girls Prison

have you ever been madly in love with someone but one day they just stopped talking to you isn't it the most horrible feeling in the world anna was my everything we've been dating for a few weeks and one day she just disappeared but the thing is it's not the first time that happened heather gina and paige had all done the same thing to me i was beginning to think that i just had terrible luck with girls so i guess you could say i was in a really bad place i tried to recover by being a complete couch potato i just sit on my couch all day eating doritos and drinking soda before i continue please don't forget to like this video and subscribe to the page if you don't you'll become a couch potato like me anyway one night i was in the middle of binge watching my favorite series when an advertisement popped up suddenly it said do you want to add some spice to your dating life consider dating an inmate our service connects lonely people with inmates across the country it's different but exciting sign up now at first i thought that this was a joke then i thought that the women i'd meet could not possibly be worse than the women who dated then ghosted me so i thought i'd give it a try i had nothing to lose anyway i got off my couch and grabbed my laptop i went to the website then signed up i had to pay about 15 bucks then i was taken to a page with hundreds of mug shots the women weren't bad looking at all i closed my eyes and moved my mouse around for a few seconds when i opened my eyes the cursor had landed on elizabeth she had red hair brown eyes and smooth skin she looked surprisingly calm for someone who was told to pose for a mug shot i clicked on her picture and it took me to her profile there i read about her interests likes and dislikes she seemed like a cool person so i hit that send a message button i wrote hi elizabeth my name is michael i see that we have many similar interests i hope that we can be friends after that i left the page open and went back to watch tv somehow i fell asleep and when i opened my eyes it was already the next day i had my weekly shower because hygiene really wasn't a priority during my heartbreak and i made something for breakfast i felt like i was forgetting to do something important and then i had a light bulb moment aha the website i wonder if elizabeth wrote back i thought i ran to my computer and ended up spilling some coffee on the floor i opened the page and clicked messages and saw that she had replied it read michael is such an amazing name isn't it the name of an angel of course we can be friends i'm allowed to use the internet in the computer room here for one hour a day i will be looking forward to your messages i was flattered in retrospect maybe i shouldn't have been i immediately replied and went back to the couch to watch tv we sent daily messages to each other and continued getting to know each other really well she told me everything about her prison life she shared a room with a bossy girl named linda but she wasn't afraid because the dominant gang in the prison had vowed to protect her i became fascinated with prison life so i began watching lots of prison shows and documentaries so that i could fully understand what she was going through after a while elizabeth started asking me to send her money so that she could buy things in the commissary she explained that since she was sent to prison her family did not want to have anything to do with her so they stopped communicating with her and when there was not enough food at the prison she'd go hungry i didn't have much money but i sent whatever i could it didn't bother me much because i was really beginning to fall in love with her still no matter how often i asked elizabeth would never tell me why she was sent to prison one evening in the middle of the last season of orange is the new black my cell phone started ringing it was from a hidden number but i answered anyway hello i said michael it's me elizabeth don't ask me how i got your number i borrowed a phone from another inmate so i only have two minutes i just wanted to hear your voice she said wow thanks for calling me i think you have a beautiful voice i replied i was thinking we're allowed to have visitors sometimes do you want to come see me one day i really want to see you and take our relationship to the next level she said you mean you want to be my girlfriend i asked yes michael that's what i mean she said and then the line went blank i sent her a message right after saying that i'd love to be her boyfriend and that i'd come see her as soon as i could there was one problem with that though elizabeth's prison wasn't nearby she lived across the country i would have to buy a plane ticket and pay for a hotel room i checked my bank account balance and had just enough to pay for a one-way ticket and a cheap hotel room for a few nights i booked the flight and was on my way by the end of the week when i got to my old cheap dusty hotel room i began planning my visit to elizabeth it was going to be a surprise as i hadn't told her i'd left my state i pretended to be at home as usual i called the prison to find out the visiting days and hours i'd have to wait two days but i decided that my new girlfriend was worth it when the day finally arrived i took a taxi to the prison i made one stop to buy a dozen roses my heart raced all the way there when i got to the prison they searched me then let me into the visitor's room i sat with my roses looking like a lost puppy dog then i saw her the most beautiful woman in the world dressed in the most splendid shade of orange i stood up and reached to hug her elizabeth my love i said michael my angel you came i wasn't expecting you are these for me she said while grabbing the roses hey no hugging aloud shouted the police officer we sat down calmly and began talking seeing her in person was a totally different experience it was exhilarating we spoke until the visiting hour was up parting felt horrible and i was sad that i wouldn't be able to see her until the next week i will miss you michael she said we'll see each other very soon we'll be together forever trust me i said not fully understanding what i meant i decided that i wanted to meet my girlfriend's family so that i could learn more about her i wanted to know why they had given up on her and why she had been sent to prison although she rarely ever spoke about her family she had told me a lot about her younger brother roger she cared a lot about him and was heartbroken when he stopped talking to her he was a vat and he actually worked close to my hotel it wasn't hard to find him i showed up at his office and told his secretary that i had an emergency when i met roger and told him about my relationship with elizabeth he stared at me shocked i think you should stay away from my sister why she's amazing i replied she's in jail for setting fire to her ex-boyfriend's house she can be really mean when she doesn't get what she wants he said don't you believe that everyone deserves a second chance she really misses you you're her favorite brother and she's told me so many good things about you i said then walked away i was all elizabeth had i had to find a way to be with her more often after brainstorming for the entire night i decided that i'd dress up as a woman commit a crime and get sent to the same prison i thought of stealing from a store but in the end i decided that i'd vandalize roger's building because he was so mean to his sister i went to the mall and bought a dress a wig high heels and some makeup i went back to my hotel room and shaved off all my facial hair so that my face would be baby soft i put on the dress added some tissue for boobs and then did my makeup finally i put on the wig in the shoes i was beautiful i got a bag and went outside to pick up some rocks when it was full i walked over to roger's office and began throwing them at the glass windows inside all the animals started making noise and everyone inside was startled in no time the police arrived and i was handcuffed and taken to prison i refused to say a word because my voice was so deep that they'd instantly know i was a man surprisingly i wasn't searched they simply gave me my prison uniform and stepped out of the room so i could change after i had changed they took my mug shot and took me inside i looked all around for elizabeth but i didn't find her i was taken to a room with a huge mean looking lady who looked like she was probably in there for squeezing somebody's brains out gosh she could be a sumo wrestler i don't want to get on her bad side i thought hey cutie what are you in for she said but i couldn't say a word that night at dinner all the inmates were in the cafeteria eating i looked all around for my girlfriend but it was difficult to spot her because everyone was wearing the same thing i finally spotted her about 10 tables away i got up instantly and went over elizabeth i whispered uh yeah she said while looking at me strangely i realized it was because of my disguise it's me michael i whispered oh my god how did you get in here she made space so i could sit next to her i whispered the whole story and she looked at me bewildered later she managed to bribe a warden to let us share a room it seemed that she had a good bit of power in there i was in heaven well you know minus the whole prison situation when the lights went out we'd cuddle together and tell each other stories all night for a few weeks this was the happiest relationship i ever had in my life i thought everything was going perfectly until i noticed that elizabeth was spending more and more time in the computer room i wondered what she could have possibly been up to since in the past she only used to go in there for me when i couldn't take it anymore i decided to question her about it what are you always going to the computer room for these days well i believe in honesty so i'll be straightforward i've started online dating again she replied what i said shocked and heartbroken why well since you're in prison with me i have no one to send me money do you think i'm just supposed to starve i like the hugs and cuddles and stuff but you're pretty useless to me right now she replied i was so angry that i went straight to the middle of the prison and screamed i'm not really a woman my name is michael and i only came here to be with my love elizabeth but now she's cheating on me i threw off my wig everyone gasped prison guards i'm ready to go home please let me out i said while they surrounded me well michael pretending to be a girl to get into an all-girls prison is actually a crime you're being sent straight to a men's prison replied one of the wardens while the others laughed oh the silly things people do for love one of the inmates sighed and yes indeed it was one of the silliest things i'd ever done for love i'm still in prison right now but when i get out i'm staying far away from 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Published: Sun Sep 06 2020