I Opened a 5 Star Lego Restaurant!

many YouTubers are opening restaurants like this but we're going to be making this fried cauliflower butter bun and for your phone this is my Lego house and today we're going to be turning it into a five-star restaurant this is our head chef Josh Wiseman a New York Times bestseller you need this not me we open in 30 minutes well I have uh raw cauliflower all right I'm gonna go entertain the people his team is cooking all the food let's do it how's it going welcome just one second hello welcome to Lego our first table it's going so milk this is very stressful already there's only six people here hello welcome sweet mohawk no I was going walk them they go so we're just gonna do broken English the whole time hey welcome to go our slogan bro our dining is better than okay it's fine fine dining let's get this five-star restaurant on the roadshi a castle potrano relish and uh it's not in there yet but we have a lacto fermented tomato broth is that enough protein because like we're all trying to get games if you're trying to get games you know I would say fine dining out the route to go well it's gonna be so much it's more difficult than what I thought we're fully booked over a hundred people are gonna eat here tonight okay so this is our entire layout and every single seat has four boxes and it lets them know what course they're on so we have to track all of this I'm just gonna use my eyeballs and if they have a plate they're good to go I like that yeah can you take all these Waters off oh yeah yeah yes absolutely Mister unspeakable I'll just double fist to these people no I'll be okay hi oh wow oh great it is literally all we are serving cheers we got almost a full house so I think we should start getting these out are your servers ready though we are ready where are the sergers it's me and him I had a lifetime goal to never work in a restaurant and you ruined this for me I can tell just by what I'm looking at that this is going to be a disaster in order to legally open this restaurant we had to get this food truck because it takes so long to get a real food permit to serve food don't worry the quality is still going to be insane all right I'm taking these let's go our first course is going out it might be a toilet Warner as long as it tastes good that is a difference yes I I will go ask how's it going guys this is our first dish this is our Hamachi please enjoy it thank you our restaurant is getting full the best thing about it is this restaurant is completely free to eat at we're not charging these people anything and we're gonna lose so much money and for the king go to the table just spill juice all over myself but I played it cool thank you enjoy I've almost dropped this tray on someone's head five times this is our first dish this is our Hamachi just want to let you guys know if you want to become a Lego employee you guys can get these shirts at www.speakable.com read the back you can be classy buy your shirts now so they're going to sell out quick is this fish yes I can't have fish oh you can't have fish no oh I'm so sorry I'll be right back one of the uh guests is allergic to fish what do we do I think they should just knock it back and see what happens honestly we're screwed let's go tell her so I've just gotten word for my chef my chef said that you should just knock it back and see what happens okay I like breathing though so I'm gonna not do that I totally understand I don't know there's people upstairs we have not fed them yet see daisy boys we're in a little bit of a pickle there's a whole family upstairs have we fed them how many plates I have no idea I think it's like six wait have they got water I don't think so let me go check I'm running this place all by myself how you guys doing we're gonna have your food out I apologize for the delay it's almost done oh thank you thank you you guys want to get a picture with jeans right yeah yeah just James definitely not Brandon because stupid Brandon why is he here gotta hurry up I got a restaurant to Surf we will be right up with y'all's food sorry about the weight no we're failures she's trying not to work yeah dude oh my God here they come here water smells so freaking good oh I'm so hungry my feet hurt so bad that was one course there's four can I try a cauliflower one more straight 10 baby all right second course is going out all right I'm gonna start going dang bro you like working or something yeah I don't get paid either let's talk about it all right let's go let's go let's go this is our second course this is our cauliflower enjoy okay so we need some serious help so I brought in an entire crew come on guys let's go let's go let's go let's go one two three four five six seven eight nine ten [Music] five star five star don't drop that food you'll be fired [Music] this is taking forever it's so much walking we have to walk around the whole restaurant just to get inside because this is that's the only way in is it actually good I haven't tried it yet control I've never had so much flavor in my mouth before in my life I'm gonna cut a window right here what about the guest it's gonna be loud I just hired a barber shop quartet to cover up the noise of the song all the guests are being distracted right now hello we've got 10 minutes though unfortunately it's ready do you think we can hear that do you want to go check I've always wanted to be in a quartet what are you doing can they hear it no no the dream away [Applause] I can't whistle I will stand here if this helps I'm sorry I'm skinny this is our short rib enjoy third chorus I have food stuck in my teeth [Applause] [Music] first off I just want to say thank you for coming to Lego how's everyone liking the food foreign I have a little bit of a surprise I want everyone to look at their silverware and let me know who has a Golden Spoon right here congratulations you got a Golden Spoon you guys have received a prize you're going to get a 24 karat gold 1 000 steak I'll be right back buddy this is going to fill you up for the next three years you want a fancy steak I'll get you a fancy steak they just handed this to me and they're like cook it cook it cooking boy so I'll do that we're gonna make it uh real expensive look at that that is beautiful I introduce you all our golden steak [Applause] it's perfectly edible edible according to the restaurant industry you know you watch people eat they're enjoying their meal while you sit in toil away for two dollars an hour what are you doing it's so good that's a lot of steak are you thirsty I'm gonna give you a little more water just a little bit say when oh when I didn't it was you whispered it really warms my heart it doesn't no it does it does it does the police are coming the police yeah like how does the friend was here yeah she said they're on their way uh let me go talk to Brandon question answer do you have any like history like oh right now search history how did you grow up as a kid in order one two three four five all right all right keep going all right cool is he about to get arrested first probably I guess we'll find out we'll talk to him what do you do I don't know yeah someone died fish allergy no one told him that the raw fish was fish that's not my problem that's what I said but she just kept joking I might be going away for a while oh man well at least you took material out of your pocket right yeah no I took it out I took it out what's that what is that what was that good I should bring them some water from the slide I just feel bad that I've been making messes and I want to give you clean glasses of water I'll be right back for you ma'am [Applause] and for you my lady face dessert will be out soon thank you so much this is our fourth course this is our desserts churro with smoked chocolate did they leave yeah they left why they said it was so immaculate that they had to go no they didn't you're lying I did lie but they left a review only the finest unspeakable merch what am I just a middleman I can hold one more mother I am so sorry please forgive me and leave a gigantic tip deal s oh look at that VIP service out of the bathroom look at this we got a gold steak and VIP service well I mean yeah they're pretty real did the food taste fake to you the live show it's in Houston Texas January 21st you're gonna come to the live show there's gonna be a lot of balls there every single ball pit ball I own will be in that Arena you forgot to eat your dessert you don't want it okay you don't have to have it I'll take it it might be good yum I'm gonna pocket for later have a good time [Music] first seating is done second seating is about to start we had a survey 85 percent of people say the food was amazing great service very entertaining those short ribs were fantastic time to seat our second round of people all right our body guys legit is everybody doing he's ready to tackle someone we're about to go from fine dining with slow service to the fastest most chaotic worst service you've ever seen welcome you all look ravishing welcome to Lego welcome to a night you'll never remember please keep talking I love to listen in oh sorry I was trying to get your guys a spoon down there I'll get you a new one welcome to Lego night you'll never remember never forget he keeps messing that up hey y'all get water yet all right four cups five people I see we messed up all right everyone's here it's time to get the first course out food's gonna come out fast hot and it's gonna come in order so save some room for dessert oh food's here first course here you go here hold on what do you guys think here a pleasant sensation Pleasant sensation they say it's a sensation in my mouth is that what they said I swear I swear it's a very weird thing to say yo Nathan we gotta complaint what's going on he said it's too sour too sour I can ask the chef James you want to go ask him are you going to eat that I'm actually gonna take the whole thing thank you you're welcome I was told this is too sour okay hang on just a little bit of salt you're the you're the chef okay A little bit of salt just a little bit that's finishing salt the chef made it sweeter for you okay so it's not as sour I will tell the chef that you love it yum I'm so sorry so kind yes of course of course Oh I thought I heard a commotion in here you're on strike one two more yeah are you done all right was it bad yes it tastes fine to me you're gonna love dessert But You Gotta Eat three more yucky Foods that was in a kid's mouth this is our second course this is our cauliflower cooked white broccoli raw broccoli pretty good if there's a little drywall on it I have no idea how we got there yo that thing has some range oh wait what happened to James there was a food monster in the truck that is just great you gotta say when buddy okay when is the word thank you enjoy your wet tablecloth we got a birthday over here everyone happy birthday yeah he's up there yeah yeah he's hey everybody this guy hey yeah yeah hey yeah I don't even want to know what's happening definitely don't tell me why I'm getting arrested stand up and walk I could if I could okay I'll help well let's get an arrested I have no idea I wish I had a lawyer now you know no help just go okay don't worry about it he doesn't cook the food the chef Cooks the food what's the holdup uh the holdup is that our wait staff sucks now at this point we're way ahead they're the ones behind so coming in next is our short rib the best entree of the night enjoy bring it in oh yeah baby hopefully everyone enjoys it hey customer's always right we just got word that one of our special guests it's his birthday today here at Lego we're gonna give him the ultimate birthday experience it's our first day open and it's his birthday [Applause] did they just cut this yeah wow very questionable the night was an incredible success this proves that truly we created the finest dining Lego house in history that concludes Lego everyone is leaving they're very satisfied except for a couple and we will miss Brandon next we open a five-star all-inclusive resort

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Length: 14min 58sec (898 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 19 2022