I made the DIRTIEST BUILD in Elden Ring PVP

hello everyone I'm lost and I'm a dirty dirty boy and not in the way that my wife likes me to be you see I am currently using the poison anir Rapier that has both poison and Scarlet rot and another poison anir Rapier same thing I'm also throwing poo on everybody I can see with the feted pot yeah this thing is quite dangerous besides the two poison aspir rapur pairs really well when I have ment prosthesis and I have the rotten w sword and Sig there I also have the Kinder rot so that I can get a little extra boost of damage when I'm using this Talisman and I also have the Mushroom Crown so there is a solid amount of damage that you can do using this build now let's take a look at the stats shall we the level is 200 my Vigor is 60 my mind is 10 endurance is 45 because I do have a heavier sword with me as well I have more God Sword it does 712 damage and I just like having that in case I run into ganks and ganks are a little easier to deal with when you have something that you can trade with I have 16 strength 85 dexterity or 80 decks because I also have the preses that gives me five decks and I have a 50 Arcane all of that creates a really fun build and what I love to do is I love to poison people and then throw an old benic pot at them and watch them die that of course is going to create some rather unfortunate situations and some rather very fortunate situations but you'll just have to wait and see enjoy the invasions [Music] everybody are these guys oh yeah no they're hiding over there no they're not hiding but they're like waiting like where could this guy possibly be hopefully they think I spawn somewhere else oh what is happening don't you hurt me no yeah you can't heal man what the hell that's annoying but let's run that's real unfortunate isn't it where's the other guy okay we got to we got to move now we got to get to a better place am I still being hunted I'm still being hunted [Laughter] come on come on a [Music] ah funny funny times did the guy jump down he did come on there we go that's perfect ooo that that got a little intense a lot intense in fact so are we fighting are we having like a PewDiePie fight no no we are definitely ganking and I'm not going to get a friend in either and now I have to survive that annoying annoying [ __ ] okay cool we can if nothing else hide behind this pill I can drink this there we go you know what normally I like going after the the Phantoms here and I and I will we're going to go this way yeah we're going to go this way I'm going to heal did the blue die cuz I felt like I already healed maybe that was maybe I didn't see it properly but the blue may have died oh what is happening here okay terrible terrible situation awful not great at all going to go behind one of these pillars that feels nice and some of these trees trees and pillars that's that's my go-to okay I got I got the bubble if nothing else and if I have to out lost some of these garbage spells we can do that and let's not forget I also got a very big and strong weapon and you can do that and we can just go back [Laughter] [Music] so so how are you guys doing today and if you're watching on YouTube I hope you're life is doing pretty well minus I'm just um having a moment right there we'll go we'll go behind here that's going to explode here we are they are both standing on there are they that's that's a little that's a little that's a little funny can I run up that I don't think I can I have to jump up this way oh it went above oh gross that's fine though did I poison that person I don't think I did screw it come here come here jump [Laughter] jump it's only a question of opportunity we can also do this and we can do this is that the [ __ ] blue that's not great we finally have the blue involved not great so how do we deal with them well it seems like some of these guys get real Brave that's how we deal with the blue by the way he is nothing he is nothing but Health delivery [ __ ] fantastic next up on the chopping block I want to kill the Phantom are you not running out of juice yet summoning that's what we're doing I killed your friend your friend is dead that's what you deserve that's what you godamn deserve oh I got them all do you feel it do you [ __ ] feel it the relief The Joy the exultation cuz I feel it that's going to be an amazing video nice woo things getting exciting oh we both missed cuz we both idiots that that that's that's fine we'll do this we'll do that and we'll do this you pooped yourself you pooped yourself yeah you can't heal now a it's probably not going to kill her though is it maybe maybe maybe no I think it will kill her it's okay I I I'll just have I I'll just have straight sex with her you know I'll have gay sex with the homies and I stra straight sex with my with my wife people who come in uh into the video Just as I start fighting these guys will have no idea what I was just talking about and it would be so [Laughter] confusing nice oh crap wait that is Lord barf Drinker that's not barf Drinker you are not the barf Drinker sir how dare you how dare you be Smurf be Smurf be smch the Epic name of barf Drinker you do not deserve any sort of Love whatsoever uhoh oh this is bad oh I somehow survived that okay so here's what we're going to do we'll do that okay not great we'll do this cuz we got to we got to knock him down the peg like this nope nope we can heal we can do this come on get him and now we just got to do that now I think he's [Laughter] dead I oh yeah hi there Confessor the Confessor is is Flame the host which one was the host again I think it's probably Flame oh baby yeah there we are flame gets a little bit of that I don't think you can heal now can you can you heal there we go MH let's see the point down oh there's some healing there a no going to be a few of these deaths aren't there oh that's unpleasant that's real unpleasant I tell you okay can I just pull this thing yes I can here we go and then we go up and only the host stayed oh that's silly that's a little silly CZ what is happening now that was stupid I think I think we could say that was properly stupid now ooh okay that's that's that's cool I suppose a I thought I could get away from that but I couldn't come on oh oh almost need to be careful had an extra attack that I wasn't aware of we can maybe do a Parry oh damn it we have to uh we have to heal and I'm going to go over here and we can heal behind this thing and I also have I do also have this which is a little bit more dangerous I'll take you to [ __ ] town I don't exactly know what that means but um I will take him to town that's that's that's going to be a real thing here we go you are now incapable of healing here we go both oh I'm not rotted or poisoned I thought I would be still yeah you're not going to live through this are you no we're just going to walk after him and see what happens what's happening to your drinky oh well that sucks did it completely cure him I think it did at least we got him sag is that the host looks a little hosty looks a little hosty to me oh just backstab thank you oo maybe you can die now cuz you're very close to death and you were not the host fantastic kind of funny having him use the destined death weapon here here we go poison and now we can't do anything I think yeah no drinking of the juices oh I got a little ahead of me I didn't realize I had health issues oops you want yeah I'm getting a little hungry I I'm absolutely getting a little hungry can I also oh wait did he die oh I won that one

Channel: Lost

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Length: 20min 13sec (1213 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 23 2024