I Made Gay Men Watch "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"

what's up flamers I am evasive and I am absolutely desperate for views right now so I have decided to give homophobia a try let's be real ever since gay marriage was legalized in this country gay men have had it too good for far too long anyone in America can become a gay man now straight men can become gay men straight women can become gay men your dad can become a gay man now if he wants to and there's nothing you can do about it someone has to take these gay men down a Peg and that someone is going to be me so for this video I led four gay men to my house with a free screening of call me by your name and then recorded their reactions while I made them watch I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry instead now in my past videos I got my guest pizza but I wasn't really sure if gay men eat pizza and I didn't have any time to research what they do eat so instead I just ran to the grocery store and took an educated guest G men in the com Ms please let me know how I did personally I think I did a great job before we get to the main event though let me quickly explain how this classic piece of queer Cinema came to be I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry as a 2007 comedy starring everyone's favorite Ambiguously Gay Duo Adam Sandler and Kevin James now according to this little blurb I found in a gay Magazine from 1999 this movie was originally titled I Now Pronounce You Joe and Benny and it was going to be directed by the same guy who made Ace Ventura also it was supposed to Star Nick Cage and Will Smith these plans fell through though which led to Oscar winning screenwriters Jim Taylor and Alexander Payne taking over the project and rewriting the script yes that Alexander Payne the same guy that made these is also ACC credited screenwriter on this oh my god oh sweet Lord broccoli oh my God as you might expect this was not their fault pay and Taylor's script was very different from what ended up being filmed their version which was called flamers was described as being a sensitive but sharply funny script about Philadelphia firefighters that included more nuanced characters and would have ended with a passionate gay makeout scene on the courthouse steps sadly though in 2005 Adam Sandler saw the script and decided it was now his script and he was going to do whatever he wanted with it cutting out the kissing and adding gay Panic jokes and Rob Schneider playing a caricature of an Asian priest after Sandler ruined his script Alexander Payne disowned the movie and unsuccessfully tried to get his name taking off the credits full disclosure though I got this information from an unsourced blurb on TV Tropes but like I mean I believe it yes go ahead oh um well yeah they're real and creamy now you could say oh Ava consider the time period it was 2007 don't ask don't tell was still in effect Massachusetts was the only state that had legalized samx marriage Neil Patrick Harris had just come out of the closet okay yeah sure but also consider that all these other movies had already come out by then anyway this movie got a 14% on Rotten Tomatoes was nominated for eight razis and it made $187 million and I'm already sick of talking about it so let's just get into it hey guys before we again this video is sponsored by Aura let's be honest these days it's pretty much impossible to keep track of all of your data alone you've got your name phone number email addresses usernames passwords photos credit card numbers Bank information all spread across the dozens of online accounts you've made over the years you could spend hours every month trying to compile and monitor all this data yourself or you can just get Aura Aura is the all-in-one app that provides you with Identity Theft Protection password management antivirus protection a VPN personal info monitoring credit tracking Experian credit lock and $1 million of identity theft Insurance per adult allinone affordable package in addition to all that aura can also identify data Brokers exposing your 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paid so this intense gay romance film opens with some angels in America style establishing shots of New York City which is where these handsome gay men are from by the way in case you're wondering wait I thought we're seeing call me by call me by your name so stupid this is that's you texted me that's when I text you I'm so happy why would you believe that what cont I haven't watched no wants your opinion on name and now we meet our boys Chuck and Larry they're firefighters in Brooklyn and they love a nice sweaty game of basketball do we think it's Crown Hypes I can't hear it there a subtitle that now it's obvious to anyone with eyes that Adam Sandler is one of the sexiest men ever invented but in case you didn't know that here is two attractive twins loudly fighting over him in broad daylight tell me I don't how to satisfy shut your come on I don't fight you two your sisters give each other kiss and makeup dares to unless that's too freaky for Dar over here remember when this was a thing what women making out past tense stop they don't do anymore before any mild incest occurs though a fire breaks out up town and now we get to meet the rest of the fire Squad there's walking Ghostbusters referenc Dan akroy as the captain Vang RS aka the guy who says AR we have the meat has the new transfer firefighter and the rest of the squad their names aren't important also none of these firemen are hot which I feel such a that's not true you don't find Adam Sandler hot I don't find Adam Sandler hot I like any AD s's pretty hot not shut up you said going to find Mr I would those are airbrush [ __ ] cares like you haven't hooked up with an airbrush person determined to blow through his $85 million budget as quickly as possible Adam Sandler has his Heroes run into to a burning building Somewhere in Brooklyn okay this has to be Crown Heights we get it you live in New [Laughter] York I've been there I've been there that's my L I've been there so Chuck and Larry hear a child's voice in the flames and dash in to rescue him only to discover that he's not a child but instead just a really long expensive fat shaming joke was this is ever funny Chucky all right God I think it would been funnier if he was like on the other side and farted on his face been horny sure so after that red hot scene we get to see Kevin James show off his fine Italian cooking skills I don't know that looks good why is he slapping it in there though comedic effect oh you're right comedic effect and now we get to meet Larry's daughter Tori and his gay coded son Eric and when I say gay coded I'm talking gay gay cated I'm aing for the School Musical Pippen you you like that huh the uh musical thing yeah I love it I think it's my calling this is before Glee too it's like before yeah we had this before that was acceptable we said this that's what you said about Hopscotch you're just jealous cuz I can do the splits do the splits mama oh by the way I just want to point out that in Alexander Payne's version of the script Eric was described as an aspiring figure skater whose sexuality seems to be in Flags he's sensitive to abuse taken at school and angrily Rebels against Chuck and Larry's seeming Union and then Adam Sandler took that character and turned him into this and Russian split anyway so Larry's wife Paula passed away a year ago for reasons unknown and now he has to go visit government worker Rachel rat to have his insurance beneficiaries changed beneficiaries can only be changed for three events births deaths and marriages according to our records we did contact you when your wife passed away you had a year you should have responded now cut the next day at work where Chuck and Larry are exploring a burned out building and talking about Larry's son maybe it'll make skip in an Olympic event there still hope come on man I don't have enough problems Bon swallowing I bet he'd be great e wow he a child little child wait what did he say Mak one of his gay son you making F of this gay there are subtitles I didn't hear you cuz you guys kept speaking how do you not know how to read a movie all right I'll give you 1,000 bucks you eat this thing's head for 1,000 bucks I'll start at the ass and work my way to the Head this is so horny oh my God here you go buddy [ __ ] around and find out yeah the rats do own this city in A Brave selfless Act of true love though Larry is there to break Chuck's fall and shield him from falling debris do you think gay guys would also save each other's lives like that no no they are put out when they have to save someone from a khole so Chuck and Larry wake up in the hospital and Chuck immediately starts objectifying the doctor you're hot honey how's my buddy doing please address me as Doctor do honey yeah okay you got it and also Chuck tells Larry that he owes him his life and he'll do anything for him and it's very obvious where this is going but before the movie can start getting homosexual a van full of Asian Hooters girls shows up oh po hey my how are you where are the gay people hey who wants to massage my ass mus me wait what was that joke I have no idea what that joke was just what was it's called representation do you feel seen anyway Larry Cashes in his I saved your life favor by proposing that he and Shu enter a domestic partnership you mean like [ __ ] oh damn so Larry tries to convince Chuck to pretend to be gay with him but he's interrupted by a cameo from America's favorite flatter through Neo-Nazi Tila Tequila teila girl also remember the doctor that Chuck was sexist to earlier well guess what I am so lonely in here hurry up Chuck my S days were dis disgusting and uh and I'm glad they're done with and uh I looked back at them and apologized to everybody who was involved so so now that we've established that Adam Sandler is definitely not gay I'm not an animal I am a [ __ ] Chuck agrees to go along with Larry's plan and the two file for a domestic partnership the next day and since they're filed under the same address Chuck has a bunch of porn and an industrial siiz box of Magnum condoms delivered to Larry's house because he's straight heterosexual St a i g HT straight man don't call him gay he is straight he's not a bottom he is not you got to be kidding me they send these things blown up now is that doll for me do anyone actually use like something like that like a a flashlight you use a flashlight yeah I've never used a flashlight is it like fun um it's not fun this is this is where we had an ad break for flashlight Captain found out what started the fire in oldfashioned doobie Hey Brother that's my weed can I get that back I can't give you it back but you know what I got something better for you he likes oh he's a little oh and after that hilarious weed joke Chuck and Larry are visited by Glenn Aldridge from the aenis Department the pension Department our pension uh Department oh he yeah anyway Glenn is here to check on Chuck and Larry to see if they are actually gay we just been having sex with each other all the time loads of sex gay crazy sex man on man I ream him nightly and I'm always sacking him off they are like come it's dinner stop sucking off your gay husband balls and winers all the way right here I just want to know who the bottom is who do you think Kevin James Kevin James I think is at the bottom he's got the family I think they're both sides then Glenn leaves after telling the that they'll be receiving unannounced visits from a special investigator for the next few months because they're suspected of not being gay so the next day Chuck and Larry visit a hot straight Ally lawyer named Alex played by a 24-year-old Jessica [Music] Beal SC it up snort it right Alex suggests that Chuck and Larry prove their partnership by going to Canada to get married so cut from that [Music] too wait Ellington where is this in New York no that's Niagara Falls [ __ ] my family took me there on a road trip once so I have also been there I had that was my first boner and I had to pee at the same time and it was so painful and that was at the Ripley notum oh my God I went to house there and on their way to get married Chuck and Larry encounter homophobia for the first time oh yeah yeah what a lucky girl que what was that I said uh tears tears FG did he say F yeah it's yeah what the that's such a good word and before you praise Adam Sandler for being weirdly Progressive here uh well here's America's favorite anti-woke comedian Rob Schneider is it being Asian here what is going on obsession with the Asians we canly one for $100 the Asian stuff I'm sorry apologize well you didn't make this movie I W I feel bad cuz I'm next to you otherwise you'd be laughing all the way home will you be needing alom for romantic time together see that's an ally mhm I don't think there's anything an ally sh about performance right now are you kidding me that's an he cares about like now Chuck and Larry have to kiss but remember Adam Sandler is straight so instead of kissing Kevin James here that's I mean that's more gay that's really homop that's then Chuck and Larry return home a happily married couple Chuck says hi to Larry's housekeeper Hey Big Ragu I smell your feet from here I like it and then on their first night together in domestic Bliss Larry's daughter um gets stuck in a toilet somebody left the seat up me went top he left this in the kitchen hey don't you look at that actually you know what give me that maybe he should look at it oh my God no he should look at cuz that way he'll know for sure see how this makes you feel open it up exactly that good okay that's and there's nothing wrong with that and after all that Chuck and Larry climb into bed together and naturally being a straight guy the first thing Chuck does is ask if he can jack off next to his best friend he got Cinemax in here no I do not what the hell am I supposed to do with this thing keep it away from me and then in the middle of the night they and this is not a joke Chuck and Larry have a threesome with their housekeeper actually I'm just kidding that was a joke what actually happened was Chuck had sex with the housekeeper and Larry somehow slept through it so off for that definitely scene Larry heads outside to find a beloved child actor searching through his trash can it's maybe this is it's not Paul R no that's not Paul R this guy is named Clint fitzer and he's the special investigator to determine if Chuck and Larry are gay or not now fearing their cover will be blown the two go to the grocery store to buy some homosexual groceries shampoo for perm tail that's pretty gay put it in there maxi pads now we have vaginas put it back get some strian [ __ ] or something just walk St to the Village People they're not wrong and while buying supplies for their gay sex dungeon for men who have gay sex Chuck runs into Alex who invites him to an AIDS Coalition fundraiser hell yeah sorry did you say something no they got a h KY Jelly two for dollar hell yeah have you all ever used K yeah yeah I don't like it I have a never I like K it's fine it's fine no for youru S anything has oh my gosh okay Alex is going through it enough what is this okay let's see we got lube jokes and jokes threesome jokes musical theater jokes what else what else oh of course gay mailman listen just so you know if you have a home alone in the afternoons I make drop offs all right anything else you you feel you need to say there I Handle With Care okay Ron thank you very much I appreciate it I'd be happy to come in through the back door this movie is pushing such a terrible narrative about public workers they all are gay they're all gay horny and mean and in your house and know where you live asked is a very subtle Twilight reference Chuck and Larry arrive at the AIDS Coalition costume party and when they arrive they're greeted by I'm dirty I'm dirty that's how I actually entered this apartment tonight also if you seen my Jack and Jill video this next Cameo should come as no surprise to you I want to suck your blood suck my what oh oh God that's C I almost said cap space hell this is how you know it's not a gay party cuz it's empty in the bathroom and no one in the urinal let's do this oh now it's all getting excited over the front hatch so Chuck waged through a sea of homosexuality looking for his lawyer and eventually finds her on stage in a minimal effort furry costume I did not see a single dra que at an a coalition there should be at least 20 there was the Kate Spade yeah Kate Spade was a dra oh Lu Lu oh oh first king there's still an hour left of this movie so I'm going to speed things up okay so Alex and her gay brother think Chuck is the bottom and Chuck doesn't try to correct them because Alex likes that Chuck is the bottom and then there's a dance scene but I don't want YouTube to give me a copyright strike so I'm just going to skip past this then as the party ends Chuck and Larry and all the queer looking extras head outside to be greeted by a storm of angry anti-gay protesters the public sidewalk we have every right to be here yeah and we have every right to be queer I would never react that way to a I'm just like a day see you later I'm sorry what did you call me [ __ ] I want to do that to my friends this is how Stonewall happen so after Chuck single-handedly paved the way for queer Liberation he and Larry are sat down by their Captain so he can make a joke about Chuck's very obvious sex addiction you if my pencil sharpener had a skirt I'd have to hide it and now it's time for a shopping [Music] Montage but I don't want to get demonetized so I have to skip past this and cut to the next day where we get to see Larry speaking at career day at his kids School Mr Valentine you said you're a fireman yes that is correct do you have two jobs because my dad said that you're also a butt pirate you know this movie is did because they would never let gay people talk to children at all nope groomer don't say that then on the way out of school another parent calls Larry's son gay and Larry immediately starts beating him up in front of the kids dad's game [Applause] s that's same night Chuck goes over to Alex's house so we can have a scene where 40-year-old Adam Sandler gets to grow 24-year-old Jessica Beal's boobs well these are real by the way I've got nothing to hide feel them oh um well uh that's the day she got the job by the way I just ran out her start squeezing and she was cool pull the cops right away yeah yeah she was very nice about that the next day Chuck arrives at the basketball court only to find that the other firemen are homophobic so they all flee the scene as soon as he arrives all except the new guy that is oh god well you want to mess with me too now this is going to be I can feel I can feel no he's no I think no you think so no because you're supposed to be scared of black people but no he's going to share some light of oh it's like The Green Mile it's like the green I'm gay I can't believe I finally said it oh god it feels so good this movie is kind of deep no no no because right after this scene Chuck and Larry go to the showers wow oh yeah I've been in this situation before you have yeah I'm so jealous oh my God slow motion this gag but before any hate crimes can occur the new guy arrives to show his ass to the camera bad ass bossy bottom then after that he turns on the exhibitionist shower and starts harmonizing with his boys let me hear you say Ito wo everybody say now I was probably very hard as a child watching this is that the I think he was sexy I couldn't say groomer earlier but he could say hard as a child about me and myself and my own experience and that night Chuck goes over to Alex's house for a little girl snide in with his lawyer you know I love that you're a chubby chaser by the way a chubby one one no and then they start making out to a radio head [Music] song This Home rocker but before the movie can admit that bisexual people exist Alice comes to her senses and kicks Chuck out of the house you have to go I'm sorry he hits me [Laughter] though what can't me laughing at a domestic violence I know why is that the last joke of the the next morning Steve fi returns but at this point the gay guys weren't paying any attention because I just gave them popsicles Che sorry L eats ass I don't eat ass you don't eat ass no but you can't get Co from eating ass remember and then later that day Chuck and Larry have a domestic dispute ever since you forced me to marry you you're so goddamn controlling you don't act like my freaking husband act like my boss this is horny too I'm sorry idiot the only reason you're feeling that way is because you're afraid of feeling trapped that's what happens when you get married oh wait these have jokes what falls down but never gets hurt rain these are riddles these aren't jokes and after this very sad daddy argument scene Chuck and Larry returned to the fire station only to find that the rest of the squad has signed a petition asking them to be transferred not one to take things lying down though Larry heads downstairs to confront the other firefighters and remind them of all the times Chuck and Larry saved them you remember that time Chuck and I ran back in that textile plant and dragged your limp body out even though Chuck's leg was broken like in three different places man that was pretty freaking gay Chuck huh what I love most about this movie is that it proves how straight white men really push the gay right agenda forward and we love that we love that too Alberto Landon won everybody another joke after his night shift Larry returns home and cries on his deceased wife's clothes and now it's time for the emotional clim Max of the movie I'm sorry me [Applause] [Music] too I can't handle this Adam please make the kid do the silly tap dance again hit it there's my star turn it around and flip then the Hooters girls from before rat Chuck out to the media and he and Larry are going to be put on trial Under Suspicion of being straight so after a quick pit stop at the Gay Pride Parade the pair arrive at the courthouse ready to end homophobia once and for [Applause] all I'm on fire help me late night King wait Cameron's Spade they took these roles from G after DAV David having had a change of heart all of their fire department buddies come to the courthouse to be gay allies eyes the new guy comes out of the closet and also one of them fishes for compliments from Chuck and does a gay little dance you hear that I'm a and from here on out the rest of the movie is a gripping courtroom legal drama starring Steve Bui as the prosecutor Valentine please tell us why you married Mr LaVine love yeah yeah that's what I'm talking about gay love please sit down sir me that's right B you suck one more and you're out sir sorry sir you're cool he sucks I'm gay I'm out okay that is literally how I talk that's and all my sets yeah I'm gay I'm out he sucks I'm out then Steve Bushi cross-examines the kids who happily play along in cover for their dads also the daughter starts listing off sea animals that have gay sex bottom those Dolphins orcas gry whales harbor seals and Wan manatees we're getting compared to [ __ ] c those are all body types yeah and I'd be in I'd be in D I'm an orca but right when the case seems to have in one in their favor our heroes are thrown the ultimate curveball would you say that there's a fair amount of passion in your relationship absolutely more passion than you can imagine was how wonderful now if you'd be so kind I'd like you to kiss each other like what was that Addiction come on fellas show them a real men kiss come on is unbelievable get y'all are not as I mentioned before the earlier version of the script was supposed to feature Chuck and Larry making out passionately on the courthouse steps but of course proud heterosexual Adam Sandler didn't want to do that so instead of a steamy make out scene the fire captain interrupts them before their lips can touch we're in gay love Captain can't you deal with that oh shut up if these gentlemen are gay then I'm a one-legged parent I don't like this I don't real slur I was like happy with the the plot until this but even though he ratted them out the captain monologues about how Chuck and Larry are still an inspiration to the gay community and then he goes ahead and lists off all the sexualities he's heard of heterosexual homosexual asexual bisexual triex quadr seexual pansexual transexual omosexual and then to prove he's a true Ally Adam Sandler addresses his 2007 movie theater audience with an important message for record the word [ __ ] that's a that's a bad word don't don't use it I used to say it more than anybody but I was ignorant it's hurtful what is this gaze of Our Lives I like that you can't laugh at that it's a good one that's the 17th time that joke has been put into paper and for the unforgivable crime of being straight Chuck and Larry are found guilty as charged and sentenced to jail which prompts the whole fire department to stand up and have one of those if you arrest them then you have to arrest me too type of moment Us in jail you got to throw the whole lot of us in jail so what's it going to be this movie is losing me I aggressively oh it got you at some point when the gay kid did the splits I was like work but then the gay community comes out to protest on Chuck and Larry's behalf and as we all know local governments always listen to protesters immediately so the city drops the charges on the condition that and this is not a joke on the condition that the fire fire department make a gay calendar to raise money for AIDS research oh do you see that muscle go with the older guy fire what are you going to say HTO it's pretty accurate Flash Forward 2 months later Larry has started dating women again Chuck wins over Alex even though he lied to her hundreds of times about being gay and the new guy marries Alex's brother with racist Rob Schneider officiating of course he's back two guys right here talking about doing something pretty serious this is the final dialogue that's what they want to end this the ending monologue they just talked about acceptance and unity and then they're like you know what oh also Lance Bass is there jump scare excuse me this [Music] moving so there you have it I Now Pronounce You Chuck and L did it have a lot of fat shaming yes was it racist yes was it homophobic HH homophobic yeah was it homophobic I found many of the jokes to be in poor taste but I also think like the overall messaging was like it's okay to be gay right that is incredibly homophobic I think H is homophobic well no I'm I'm not trying to make take it there but I do think like this idea that like it's okay to be gay is so condescending so for that reason I found the movie to be very condescending it guess it's okay to be gay if it's funny but maybe not serious but they already gave us Brokeback Mountain so we needed something like all the all the gay characters were jokes were like punch they weren't characters they were just they were just written as gay representation some gay people are annoying no that's true it was a little homophobic it's like the lowest form of Comedy is straight men talking about being gay it's just like the lowest form of comedy and that's how a lot of like even now we we it's very very Hy now even this movie I think one out of 10 it was like a six the movie homop that wasn't the question was I'm giving a reference like one out of six so you give it a d on the homophobic scale it's a homophobic six so it's like more than half I am evasive thank you so much for watching if you want to see the full recording of the gay guys watching Chuck and Larry or if you just want to support the Channel please check out my patreon link in the description below I also added the YouTube membership option if you join you'll be supporting the channel and you'll get access to these custom emojis like this beautiful one of Adam Sandler's face and as always please let me know in the comments what other movies you want me to force gay people to watch next and now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go polish off this rainbow candy and watch Happy Together by Wong car y bye guys special thank you to my Adam Sandler money patrons Alexis anano Andrea Morton Andrew cororo Andrew C Aurora Borealis BB Laos Bruno Caleb forner Dylan Zer fuzzy numbers Jake Elwood strawberry Lucas probably and Richard [Music] Brown

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Length: 34min 51sec (2091 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 21 2023