I Know Thats Not Real Meat.. | Nick & Malena , Maya

i'm a really big fan of nmp lol and i love liking and subscribing and interacting with his youtube videos because he's a really good youtuber and streamer please like and subscribe perfect i think the thing is this cable the muff for wind i was watching tv stream yesterday he was irling he doesn't have a muff oh my god something horrible embarrassing he is almost handcrafted by bjorn that's cute yes it is i'm ready to roll wait did did he just break laughing in him equals funny little w i got a trainwreck hater in chat everybody get rid of him what the train is super funny like he really is that's worked yeah thanks for subbing guys guys if you subscribe today that means you get one more sub for each one of you that subscribe thank you thank you thank you thank you all right let's get uh let's get you guys some food inside you yay have you ever been in a car crash have i ever gotten in a car crash would you kill me no that should be the obvious answer for everybody let me tell you something if your girlfriend asks you what you would do if she was a worm or if she was a puddle of water or anything stupid like that you just tell her exactly what she wants to hear because she's never gonna be a worm you're never gonna be any like just just tell her what she wants to hear what is the point in actually bringing logic to something like that she's gonna hurt her feelings so are you saying that logic hurts women one time i asked a guy that i was seeing if he would still like me if i was a puddle of water and he said no what and i got so sad i was like but it hurts my feelings wait so he's supposed to lie i wanted him to say i would put you in a mason jar and put you in my pocket and then take you everywhere and travel the world that's what i wanted to hear oh my god what if he gets thirsty and drinks you and you come out as his urine ew that's a horrible life that's a cut towel right there so so chad what have we learned guys that women are stupid stupid women everywhere we should have a podcast with quinn dumpster where's that you don't know who quinn is no well he's a good guy he's a paladin you know rat paladin he's a real big fan of the chinese army so uh oh um quinn like 69 or something yeah thanks why did it start raining i don't know because you ever ever seen in black like with the with this the first one where the second one where the girl was crying is that the guy that hit chris rock yeah yeah and the timely jones or whatever was like it rains i haven't criticized nick at all i'm actually a nice guy yeah i'm not gonna tell the quote anymore i lost interest in him so what do you wanna you wanna so you wanna get some uh some starbucks what do you actually want to do um we had a really good plan for today but uh it kind of fell through because it really depended on our guest yeah that is tough but you know we just hang out it's all good i have nothing to complain about maybe get some more subs someone just said maya has alpha tendencies do you think that that's true alpha yeah like like leader i think it depends who you're around right yeah alpha yes because you like uh taking charge of things like taking care of animals and things like that like and you definitely don't get pushed around and you just [ __ ] so yeah absolutely the alpha oh wow i thought you were going to stay beta no you don't have a crazy like kid controlling us so let's say alpha is a personality yeah i think you're a minus which which is saying like if there's an a or like an a plus you'll kind of let them run the show you know if you want but there's no one around or like then you'll be the one in charge that's actually thoughtful and i i kind of agree yeah so like like if necessary dude these windshield wipers sound like just straight ass if you if you know if you needed to you could you could be the the captain of the ship but if there's a captain there you're gonna be like all right there's a captain there to be fair like the type a personalities if you get too many of them around it gets really annoying because they're all trying to steer the ship when there only can be one cab then too many cooks in the kitchen yep a lot of streamers i would cut him in half to have two with him oh thank you put me in your ear so i can climb inside you oh yeah that was gross so what are you looking forward to the most with the the girls trip um i don't think she's leaked any of the streams so like i can't tell you but i have a stream we gotta sign streams yesterday and i think mine's gonna be really funny so i'm excited for that and then i'm also it's just such a random group of girls did they test the internet there uh not my streams i don't know i hope so florida's still on 3g um or california wherever you're going both of them are in 3g florida florida florida i'm interested to see how it goes the girls trip yeah um i'm just interested to be around all those girls i've never really hung out with it's such a random group we'll see how we mesh i really hope it gets real drama-filled you know what i i really hope sorry i didn't hear that i hope that it gets like super like drama-filled and hair pulling and pillow fights you know i really hope that's what it ends up being you guys should never turn the camera off i don't think people would publicly do that it would be more like drama and private no but like what if some of these girls like snap you know where like lily peachy snaps it's like you're such a [ __ ] i [ __ ] hate you yeah and then i know chocolate bars comes in and yeps knocks the [ __ ] out smacks her in the face what the [ __ ] do you say about cutie yeah listen if you guys want 100k views that's the way to roll yeah just [ __ ] send it and then like make sure there's like uh like some water around it you can spray each other with water in slow-mo you can start fighting in the rain i would watch that so we're going to starbucks yeah sweet well anyway that'd be fun what a great day the rain kind of cleared up here just by the way i wanted to add now that the joke's over i wanted to add a line okay wait let me ask you permission first i wanted to tell apart added parts of that joke it was too far do you wanna know what it was yeah i wanted to add uh i can tell you now right because the joke's over right yeah i wanted to say make sure the white t-shirts wear white t-shirts that's what i really like i think you kind of painted that image when you were talking you did you would have loved it i would have loved it did you see anyone like uh do anything naughty sexually no i saw so many drugs like what i've never seen that many drugs in my life i saw shrooms acid mdma ketamine whippets weed alcohol um ecstasy so when you said saw i saw them i did it was my first time seeing drugs in my life like i've never seen drugs in person besides weed um and so one of the guys let me hold one and then i gave it back you didn't you didn't put it in no oh my god no i was so scared he's like do you wanna i was like oh my god is that that and he was like yeah and he was like do you wanna hold it i was like okay and then i like held it i was like okay so like how did you feel when you did that holding it yeah i was scared it was a little white it was in a little tiny bag oh my god i saw a drug deal that's dusty legal right yeah it was legal interesting i saw someone doing drugs have you seen any fentanyl uh probably it's probably all people this guy this this shirtless guy on his own came up to my friends with a big bag and he's like he wants a cat and my friend just sucks his finger sticks it in there and puts in his mouth and he's like yeah it feels like ketamine but he was also on mdma and shrooms and weed and he was drunk i needed coke in the morning so i don't know if you could truly tell if it felt like bro what felt like that was your friend who the [ __ ] is that straight up um it was the sun no it was not it was not a streamer it was an army oh good because you know if a streamer did that man those streamers are so bad us normies are so much better than them we would never do stuff like that how stupid it was so reckless in the morning wakes up he he snorts coke off a key off a house key to wake up and then he starts doing a bunch of bong reps because he smokes a bunch of wayne and then he micro dosed on shrooms right before we left took a couple shots we got to the festival he takes mdma molly and then the whole time he's drunk we're in the dew lab it's house music the guy comes up to us with the bag says that it's ketamine he does a fat finger dip in the in the bag of ketamine um and continued getting drunk but he did help me pick up trash well all on those things what a [ __ ] fever dream dude it was crazy i'll be honest and i i almost felt like i'm a high roading goody two shoes no that's crazy but being around someone like that would make me feel uncomfortable i wasn't uncomfortable i was just like worried i was like that's crazy that you did all that yeah like if i saw i'm not even kidding you if i saw someone doing that stuff i would literally leave but then again i also left when uh corp's husband was in the basement of a mansion and it was weird and i also left there too not public information i know yeah that was weird oh my god i i will leave at any given on on weird situation i'll be at line at whataburger if there's some weird people in line i will leave they did coke in the morning and then immediately did yoga they called it koga just to wake up do a little yoga sun salutations you know how i wake up i take a [ __ ] and i jerk off in the shower that's that's how i wake up um also oh that's eel but the cocaine's normal um this girl snored a bunch of coke and at coachella it's super dusty so you breathe in all this dust and she got so much dust and debris in her nose it was like it hurt and she had nosebleeds all day and we didn't have any first aid or whatever so she was dipping q-tips and tequila and swabbing her nose and swabbing her throat to try to disinfect it and i was like that's pretty hard but ew all right that maybe we should cringe dude because the only way i can take a drink tequila is if i pluck my nose yeah no i don't know [Music] cotton with tequila on it in your in your nose like i would just not do that yeah i was crazy but anyway i just got drunk which was not sustainable at coachella because i had to get drunk three times in a row and that's exhausting i walked at least 10 miles a day that is crazy but you had fun though right yeah i was sick that's that's crazy the thing about me is like if i went to something like that i would have to do the full experience we're talking the drugs the orgies all this stuff like or i'm just not gonna go i don't see any orange juice it's not like a really easy way to just die because like what if fentanyl gets like mixed into your [ __ ] for sure people are done with fentanyl all the time and fentanyl is is so [ __ ] dangerous not that i know but i've heard them yeah i saw an mdma rock it was this big it was a rock a literal rock so you're telling me that no one at the event was just banging out in public no i didn't see anything really because that's something that i feel like that i would want to do if i went there dude you want to know something crazy um i'm not trying to do the eu versus anything right now but my brother came here and got food poison he went to the hospital right and they were trying to calm down the pain of just his stomach contracting so the first thing they offer him is fentanyl yeah and me my brothers we just look at each other what did you just say what did the doctor just say and when he was just like respectfully no like i do not want that really to show like you guys obviously a doctor will give you the proper amount of it yeah that's so what it was so easy for me to get xanax the first time i got prescribed listen this is america dude we have those drugs unlocked here because there's there's psychologists and they're psychiatrists i went to the psychiatrist and i was like telling her i was like yeah i have anxiety over this this and this and she was like all due respect like it's not my job to to counsel you but i can prescribe you and i was like okay but like how are you gonna prescribe me without knowing what's up and she was like here's your xanax prescription you know what you could have done with that prescription you could just sold sold the pills yeah that's true you know that's what makes america great so let me get this juice you go to the hospital you get offered fentanyl the doctors they're like it's what it says to the in the chart to prescribe you yeah who makes the charts other doctors who are a lot smarter than you i would take fentanyl if they yeah absolutely whatever doctors say i'll take it okay nick we need three impossible breakfast sandwiches hi hello can i have three impossible breakfast sandwiches um and then can i have a caramel frappuccino medium and then can i have medium ice matcha tea latte a medium iced matcha tea latte please and then molina uh can i have a venti iced matcha teal out there did you hear that did you guys watch it yeah okay that's it and then can i have one cookie cookie yes please yes please that's it thank you 36 bucks i'll pay for it thank you but just just curious though is that how a lot of people uh turn into drug addicts because let's say you're a kid right no no no just i'm asking let's say you're a kid you have a sports injury you go to the doctor you get prescribed very strong pain medication and then you grow up if you have chronic pain you can get addicted to pain meds yeah but like if you go if you go to the emergency room once and they give you fentanyl you're not gonna be hooked on fentanyl you're for like a t surgery and they gave me crack cocaine i went to the doctor and he gave me heroin yeah he injected it into my veins i'm sorry but i think how does it feel i think it felt good i think both of you are wrong when it comes to just you know what no no what's testing let's test it let's send you to the doctor let's get let's put them put fentanyl in you we'll see if you get addicted i would not say yes to that i'll do it right now no because i'll do it i think it absolutely depends from person to person and how they can handle it hey you know what you know what they said if you had been in facebook then you would invented facebook okay that means if you got addicted to fentanyl you probably would have got addicted to it anyways eventually that is not true you nick that just doesn't make no sense i the other thing elena is you're probably right and that i've i've only ever lived in america i'm an absolute sheep i have so much like respect for and trust and authority people could tell me anything and i'd be like they know they're same so like they could be like in they could be like this is cocaine but it's medical grade i'd be like sure if that's what you think i need like i would just say yeah but to be fair i like that okay but okay but i think i think people need to stop thinking for themselves and do as they're told hey that said everyone subscribe to twitch prime that's how you're wrong because my theory is so what are we asking shut the [ __ ] up for one [ __ ] second so i asked them at the hospital when they offered him fentanyl right they said it's in the charts so the people who make the charts are the doctors and the people who make the money are the doctors and the people who pay the doctors and the whole [ __ ] industry is the health care industry and the health care industry i love getting people addicted to drugs so they'll pay a [ __ ] ton of money for drugs you got it so it's just a massive monopoly which is a theory of mine it's not a fact it is a theory it's a big cacona take actually a lot of people think that is something you don't know why i don't think about things like that because there are a lot of people out there who are who go to school for this who are highly educated who are really smart right and there's a lot of dumb asses who read like one article somewhere or hear something once and think they're experts so the way i feel is like i am so not smart enough to come up to my own conclusions so i'm just going to listen to the people who are smart enough okay to come up with these sort of conclusions so i'm going to listen to the doctors not some uh 4chan thread that i saw somewhere research you know people yeah the whole like i've done my research thing is like you cannot do it not not only can you not do your own research your brain isn't isn't capable of doing that because you're dumb exactly get facts exactly it's because you're dumb and if you weren't dumb you definitely wouldn't be online talking about this sort of stuff i'm so great that i'm here and none of us are going on all the time i love it love it love it they can't talk about any of this stuff you know it's perfect i forgot about that yeah i'm kind of happy with it it's a blessing uh yeah that falls for a lot of categories but if you go to the doctor and your stomach hurts and they offer you very very strong drugs like that immediately off the bat instead of [ __ ] ibuprofen or trying to find some easier way for you to just relax or figure the issue out because they just want to send you back home because they're worried about you just being there because it's expensive in general okay they definitely don't care how much money you're spending you're [ __ ] i'm sorry you're [ __ ] stupid because they want you to spend more though i was sitting there at 2 a.m 3 a.m with my brother repeatedly he was repeatedly throwing up he couldn't stop if he had fitting all he would find his whole body was contracting and the the receptionist comes in with a bill for me she's like it cost three thousand dollars to sign into this place who should i get the bill to we can't let you keep staying here if you can't pay this bill and i gave her the number for our insurance company yeah if you can't pay it obviously but you obviously could fix it yeah but before that they had offered him fentanyl no well maybe they should maybe we should have taken they wanted to send him home like that that is not the way you treat people i i admittedly i'm a little bit lost but i hear you hey we're on a hype train guys you like drugs hit that twitch prime healthcare sucks ass right i actually don't see this i get prescribed medicine all the time and i never take it because my principle is if my body can't beat it alone then i deserve to die nick what are you [ __ ] in medieval times that's why people that's why our life spans are longer people usually die you know what it sounds like sounds like we're playing god and we're cheating the system then brother no it's technology it's advancement that's how it works then i'm going to use the technology at my you know the hard tech not the drugs you want the truth i hate swallowing pills so i just think that you do you seem like you hate swallowing pills and nick like sits there for 30 minutes with water and a pill and just can't get it down i can't i would rather stick it up my ass this is actually such an issue because let's say we one day have kids right and this kid falls and breaks their arm yeah because of of hockey give him kendall and we go to the doctor and the doctor hey do you want this drug what would you say how many how many years from now is it yeah three right now never okay so let's say it's f ten years from now right ten years from now i'll probably have 100 million in the bank i have the best doctors that money can buy and we're doing whatever the [ __ ] that guy says i like your nails thank you sis in my safe space no matter how much money you have having a kid who's addicted to drugs because of like you're ready for a sports injury like that you're ready it doesn't stop the fact that you're ready if my kid gets addicted to drugs i'm going to lock him in a cage in the basement he'll have a playstation he'll have water and he'll have unlimited whataburger he will wean off the addiction over the next three to four years think that this is working i think i need to leave you're [ __ ] crazy so maya if i lose some weight what do you think what no it will stop stupid [ __ ] you 50 pounds i can lose i'll do it for you isn't that kind of sad because if let's say memory i did break up i would go on like a crazy gym gym routine and get shredded but i won't do it isn't that sad you'll do it like a couple months i think that's what everybody does yeah they're like yeah it knows maybe i always take some steroids from my diet that my doctor prescribed it's not like my number one so is it this impossible sandwich it's fake meat isn't it no it's beef no don't look at me like that it's fake meat that's not i know what impossible means well there goes the content way to go nick you [ __ ] it up you could have just pretended like a good streamer i've been like wow this is really good and then chat would have been in on something that they would and they would have loved it the promise i can pretend yeah everyone just forget what i just said where are you going oh you're just driving away i was like what are you doing uh [Music] dude should we sing a message [Music] you know what when i sat down on the plane on the way back from coachella i sat down next to a viewer really yeah they sat down and he's like okay maya i was like yeah you said next time the whole trip yeah that's horrifying no it's not he's really nice though really yeah doesn't make sense i feel like he doesn't watch me probably just no he knew what elvis was you saw you on the lsl maybe we should get a doctor out here we should ask him about fentanyl i can call my doctor what do you not know that the doctors paid on the table you know he might just you know be like the people who sit in congress who have millions of net worth but um makes like [ __ ] 80k land do you think milan had a southern accent this would be crazy right thank you i just want you to talk to them the people who sit in congress here you go do you think people are just like addicted to money and they do they do bad things for money absolutely no people have morals and scruples you know they would not just do bad and naughty things for money i want fun i should have got when that guy showed me that rock of mdma i said i was like what if you ate it like what if you just took a bite out of it when you said that it'd be really expensive um but also what if it was just fentanyl what if it was a rock or fennel i don't know um we need to go to the don't do drugs that's why i saw a drug deal because i was like freaking out because of the rock and i was like what if you ate it like what if you licked it what if you bit it and then this guy popped his head and he's like i couldn't help but over here you guys have i have some some mdma and then he's like oh yeah dude and he just like shaves some of it off with a credit card puts in a bag duct tapes a bag and then changes it for cash it's crazy people just love drugs yeah chad do you guys love drugs burger okay you ready for your real meat yep [Music] look at it oh there's cheese on it is it supposed to be healthy no okay i don't want to sound like like like a huge [ __ ] but i don't like eggs but i'm gonna try my best you you're pretty picky huh i'm the most picky eater ever like i like i don't even like like like kissing too much because it feels weird i need a really fentanyl attached for being on a spectrum what spectrum the autism spectrum you're trying to guess like no i'm just wait this is what he tells me to when i tell him that i'm just asking if you know everyone keeps telling me he doesn't like textures he doesn't like noises no i've never been particular about everything he's always just holding his hands a certain type of way yeah maybe i did my own research and he's and he stays like he's he's such a routine person he wakes up on the dot he goes to sleep on the dot and if he doesn't happen like he throws these massive bits like one spectrum is very large there are some very very high functioning people that have autism okay so listen okay i'm not trying to sound like a huge jerk here but let's say i get tested and i go and i'm on the spectrum does that give me the right to do whatever i want no okay i'm not gonna get tested then what right let me try this he loves it right at one to ten maya you're my favorite person on the planet and i really appreciate your opinions but this impossible meat sandwich it tastes exactly like my high school sandwiches yeah it tastes like gym gym i was gonna say it's a little jimmy beans yeah yeah it tastes like it tastes like whatever they did they put some gym mat in here oh okay we're talking about different things jimmy deans why is he so awkward do you know how to answer that am i awkward wait am i stop tweeting at me with your stupid drugs stop checking what the [ __ ] get rid of those i i don't even know how to look at my mentions on twitter it's mentioned but it doesn't show up it's just people that i follow in there you can edit it you can filter it so you get everyone's mentions because a lot of times people will do it each couple on a tropical vacation dropping off their daughter at a disco people will do it's dude fan art you want to know i read today i don't know if this is true or not this is delicious by the way thank you why don't you put it in the bag there yeah um okay because somebody said the word daughter and i'm not gonna try and spread false rumors but you two are so cute together thank you so uh i read today on the internet that because everyone's talking about elon musk right because another guy that bought twitter because he bought twitter you know he's getting he's getting a lot of publicity right now someone online said that elon musk's dad eventually ended up having a baby with his stepdaughter who's 42 years younger than him essentially elon musk's dad met this daughter when she was four i don't know if it's x or not that's what i read today he did wait who's who's the baby i don't know x y z squared to the moon whatever we're trying to say that the elon musk was the baby of the step-daughter that'd be crazy well that's not possible because then his mom elon's down at me 142 years old like what the [ __ ] i i was so confused like what was the point of that i'm just saying i heard that today and uh and people were like okay well if it's a step-daughter it's not inbred because it's not like dna so is is is inbred is isn't that dna based okay milano what do you want to eat we gotta grab you some fast food and we can drop my off i'm good i'm i'm not hungry because i when he was eating the sandwich i could see the autism kicking in i don't think i i honestly okay you want to hear this you want to just no no like no uh as a person who's got social anxiety would you recommend coachella i plan to go next year or sometime in the near future but scared i won't have a good time if you go with close friends yes don't go alone so can you can you go to coachella and just go to one of the shows and then just go back home you can just walk around you can go buy food or buy drinks or buy lemonade or sit on the grass like would you want to go next year and then we'll get like a nice house and then we just go i want to go to coachella coachella it's like over 600 acres it's massive alvarez is 15 acres do i want to go to coachella we don't have to do drugs but we can see people our friends there because they go i don't know if they do drugs man i cannot think of something more that i don't want to do can i eat next sandwich yeah yay okay back to what i was saying now yep i'm back on that relatively high functioning people with autism elon musk has said he is on the spectrum oh absolutely i'm on my 100 pound grind how can you how can you not be extraordinary and unique if you just are not somewhere on on the spectrum because you get so into something like you can see your whole life around it to the point where it becomes your mission to do it and and can normal people do that like that is just like an open question i think you have to be some sort of special person to be able to do those type of things i'm not on the spectrum and i'm pretty hyper focused on conservation and stuff how do you know that you're different you want to you wonder how i feel i guess i've never gotten a touch are you ready yeah like truthfully truthfully no no stick aside i truly feel like i am one of the few remaining sane people on this planet jesus that's crazy that you think that how did you confuse yourself with that because like i feel like everyone a lot of people are just literally insane if you had to bring one person to an island to survive with besides me and molina who would it be one person to survive with do i have just lived there forever or do i have a chance of getting getting out your chance of getting out wait i was watching it it's like survival like if i just survive with one person that isn't you or molina can i pick malina's mom yeah didn't melania's mom oh that's sick that's so nice lily's mom would million's mom would survive and like she'd thrive in fact he'd probably never leave my mom would build a boat yeah she's act my mom is a licensed boat well i had to pick them first oh my god really yeah she willed with military shits you wouldn't know the first person came to mind i wasn't saying jessica negri but we probably wouldn't live but it'd be fun to hang out there on an island i had a great coachella on the plane back some girl sat next to me and said hi i'm maya i'm a famous twitch streamer would you like a picture that's literally a sign of being on the spectrum nick but that's not a negative thing which is one of them less than three okay there's a new coffee shop i want to try it's about off the road can we try it sure we drove past we should probably i have to leave your guys's house in like 20 minutes you have to leave a coffee shop cut into your okay and have bothered me a long time whose neck what okay let's try this place so you have to do a u-turn under the road and go back so go on the road do a u-turn what do you mean try a coffee place later i want food [ __ ] that's fine we can get out here access the guy only eating burgers says the guy dude says the guy the guy who the rainbow yellow dude let me tell you oh wow it's good going straight when i eat sandwiches when i get tired of eating the sandwiches i empty the sandwich out and i just eat the bread you might be on the spectrum i'm just kidding you're great yeah i don't think the is on the spectrum however many years of not working not having any responsibilities and not socializing has caused his body to simply throw out essential things such as testosterone and social skills i think i'm very sociable i heard you had low team i do i'm at 212. 1000. the average is it's the range is 300 to 800. i'm at 212. yeah so my semen might not even work and if it doesn't work i mean this generally i'm going to buy a lamborghini aventador he's been on 212 for like four or five years yeah we don't even need we don't even need birth control we it just doesn't do anything that's sick that is not true you think i would lie about this it's funny because every person who says they are the only same person they know are always the one who is complete opposite of that and lacks critical information what are you saying chet i'm an idiot we should do a pregnancy test stream now how would that go all of us just take a test and then we sit there together and wait and see michael's back positive and i have like uh some sort of cancer we're horrible have you ever had your cholesterol levels checked because if the sun is high from only eating chickens you must be out of this world yeah my cholesterol is really high i'm probably dead in about 20 years maybe less you know i took a pregnancy test before the stream rewards why it was so reckless it was like i hadn't got my period yet and the cutie had extra pregnancy tests and she was like here just just grab one it was right before we left for the streamer awards i went in cutie's bathroom i took a pregnancy test imagine it was positive is that where you were how would i have done the show if it was positive what was that where you were like oh my god probably it was negative but like positives you just see your next u-turn you just admitted that you're having intercourse oh my god oh my god i cannot believe you right it's so now you made that so weird nick oh my god i'm uncomfortable i'm uncomfortable too honestly you and molina you guys just not christian you know good catholic but we can just go home it's too long it's too long you [ __ ] me now i'm stuck in the slid save i'm kidding i want to be like the the surprised parent how could you daughter i saw my mom yeah i told my mom when i was 16 i asked my mom to get on birth control and she got really upset she was like you're having sex and i was like yeah and she was like upset and she was she was disappointed whatever and i was like when did you start having so why did you lose your virginity and she goes succeed and then she wasn't mad anymore and then she got me birth control yeah what's crazy if i tried that my mom would have been like do as i say not as i do and that would have gotten huge trouble whenever we go this way it starts raining again our internet will work no it doesn't work but it's not asked yeah we need to get like a service on that phone you know what i'm just gonna be honest we need to get another phone i don't have any internet no we didn't yes that's crazy dude that's not crazy i bought priority dana i don't even know you could do that wait so if you were pregnant would you be excited [ __ ] no oh [ __ ] if i was pregnant i would not be pregnant for long okay because i i i like i talked to you rob you know europe right he has a daughter and uh he tells me that it's like the best thing that ever happened to him you have to be crazy to me i love seeing your album i mean may i ask a question yeah what is your take on the beach mouse beach beach house beach mouse beach beach mouse beach mouse beach beach mouse people saying texas guys texas what oh take a little vacation okay i go to california with once a month we don't we don't need to get to this topic this is one so this one's a little bit too far even for our man for lsf if he exists uh i was just being funny um no no that's crazy man so do you like animals more than kids then yes i don't i i the older i get the less i like kids and the less i want i feel like a lot of people have that same sentiment these days yeah i used to do camp counseling and babysitting whatever it was all about kids and then i realized that they're just awful now just a quick question kind of off what's happening does the potential of school shootings in america have any effect on you have wanting to have a kid or not no because it actually weighs on it weighs on my shoulder that's so sad it scares me that is so sad you know yeah it's like i i like i'm not kidding you like let's say if i you know like some people have like dormant traits inside of them and they need like events to make these traits come out like uh what is it called when like a serial killer snaps because someone died in their family it's like that it's like if my son or daughter died in a school shooting it would just be a rap dude i would just go with secular of the scary things about having kids is like the idea of losing a child is unfathomable like there are a few things worse you know i don't know if i can handle that oh my god like things like i like i get really nervous like like really nervous when milena leaves without me really because like you know people where people are weird right you know i couldn't imagine sending my son or daughter to school right in the states yeah i i don't know how my parents did it i just don't know like i would literally no joke have to go to class with them every day just to feel comfortable i could never let my kid walk anywhere especially if it was a girl oh yeah like i couldn't and just like text me when you get there the whole time i'd be like someone could come up on the street yep yep they're gone forever there are weirdos out there you know that yeah you know that our guest woke up uh what do you say frank you okay it's perfectly fine it's perfectly fine no he said i forgot to put my phone in charge or unplugged it or something and it died i'm so sorry i never ditched no it's no problem crying pepe at least maya could come thanks for the gifters it's okay we can just do uh we'll just do a different day yeah well you guys it was that's bad asked i'm still gonna give him the shirt yeah give it to him you actually brought it yeah in case he showed up no i was just wearing it oh okay so we just make sure to get you back on time i think we're gonna make it perfect i'm gonna be on time i got i got a big big boss girl business meeting hey you finished free breakfast dude i am i have free breakfast on my way to my business meeting we finessed a nice intro you got some nice laughs and some funny jokes out of it um you know which is amazing good conversations you don't want kids nina does malena but actually didn't didn't didn't last night didn't your mind kind of change what did you didn't your mind kind of changed yesterday what do you mean you kind of want kids now no did you dream this wait did i what are you saying remember last night you stood in the doorway and you're like nick i'm ready what's the guest that overslept the moist man himself charlie no i don't know it's god i love when our private conversation just gets brought up in front of a large audience of people that's showbiz baby thank you maya you know we're going yesterday man so who am i gonna have kids with if mine doesn't want kids and blaine doesn't want kids who am i gonna have kids with i may end up having kids it's gonna have to be like i don't know i just can't even fathom having to take care of you guys yeah well the good news is you know elon musk's dad can have kids with his step-daughter anything's possible yeah if a wife or husband lose their partner they're called widows if a child loses their parents they're called orphans there's nothing for a parent that loses a child that's true okay i have a um yep you do you know that when we went to visit out in australia yep so she just turned 100 right yep 100 years old she has daughters who are in their 80s 70s and 60s she's gotten so old now that her kids have started dying she has six kids and like two or three of them are dead how horrible is that you're out aging your own children that's pretty crazy okay guys we're gonna end a little bit early today we gotta get maya uh to her business meeting she's super important uh thanks for maya for saving the day omega lol s fan chad thanks for hanging out there's several subdonations everything like that thanks guys uh we'll see you guys tomorrow um anything you want to say peace um that's cringy chewing ice is like is that ice psychopath okay stop stop stop stop we're done we're done we're done i didn't know that was hello is this thing on

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Published: Fri Apr 29 2022