i have been exposed.. again..

this is me with an inflatable unicorn wearing my brand new merch available right now there's some really cool designs and it's only available for a limited time so get it now before it disappears forever the link is in the description below enjoy the video it's that time again let's see what kind of nonsense you guys have got up to this week while i've been ill i haven't recorded a video in over like a week and a bit it's been ridiculous relentless illness off the illness nurseries ain't no joke toddlers disgusting anyway daily dan meme number 23 the girl you like oh what that i don't like that that's weird her father i don't get this meat am i out of touch already oh my old i am old her brother her first love her ex and you this one's creepy because i actually look identical to my granddad it's madness so if i was female that's what you'd be dealing with right now maybe an improvement in kindness there's evil in evil there's kindness of course we have the balance then there's this good boy and this thing what sword is that holding it's like the master sword that's what he used to like slay me down that's right there's no balance at all these things are ridiculous why make them fly through walls huh that's actually the most overpowered thing about them they fly through walls i'm not salty okay i am who remembers this legend turkey boy 55 wait he actually uploads i didn't know that turkey boy 55 was the one who came up with every single solution to all of my gaming problems if i needed the budgie the budgie turned up budgie or turkey i think he's having an identity crisis ducky boy are you still out there got a comment down below if you're still out there please dan this may be for you hey dan it's me craig oh no it's been recently practiced i've been recently practicing my english just to write a letter to you you still remember me right it appears you don't live in the lab anymore and i also don't know where dr treyarus is i've got bad news for you buddy i only see grim alone but you don't have to worry too much about him i'm trying my best to play and feed him while doing my job where are you now what happened in your life i have a bunch of packages for you something even multiple years old have a great week are you still making those mod reviews because i love them and being a part of them how much time how much can time actually change probably not a lot i still don't know your address but i hope this is near your home hope we can hang out again craig ah that guy doesn't know my address and calls himself a mailman it's embarrassing craig this is why we're not friends anymore i'm joking we're friends i just haven't emailed him in a while good english though a nice handwriting is that your thumb this subreddit after dan mentioned on youtube we stonking how many of us is there now 27.9 000. this started on 10k that's that is stunks bruh three years no three years already wait that means i moved here over three years ago yeah i'm getting old i'm turning into this guy i don't like it i i don't we need this back up vote if you agree so dan can see second time posting this because i really want it back what are comments on this thing please we need this yes yes yes yes yes sir i remember i'm not gonna call this karma farming because i want this oh yes we need this back i do i do like doing the youtube poop but some of them some of them are ridiculously bad i think i did a recording of another youtube poop a sequel to this and it was so bad i just deleted it so hopefully in the time two years since this has been uploaded uh maybe there has been some good ones i'll see all right 100 000 likes not do it i promise this time oh no dan explain yourself oh god i'm in trouble that's my formal apology video i am oh ships have been sailing in my toe hurts bring me bandages that's that's what i said tick tock's a really short like video format so um it cut off by the end so uh yeah if a swear word isn't finished is it really a swear word who knows who knows if a tree falls in the forest no one's around to hear it does it make a sound who knows the official first reddit video was me being exposed in 4k is this technically 8k am i been i've been exposed again dad ddm said swear word camera emoji no that's what this really is gonna do isn't it expose me over and over again i'm down it gives me a good title the insulting pug i can't believe you've done this to me you are insulting anniversary never ever going to the nether a minecraft song parody of taylor swift's we are never oh i thought that was the views the views 9.5 i thought this was the views for a sec 26th of september 2012. nine years old it's almost we almost have to send it to school wait we can send it to school now oh god that's kind of ridiculous that my videos are getting to like a decade old could some of my videos end up being like older than half my life is how it works i plan on getting to 50 if i do it would be 2041 so yeah the videos would have been around longer than uh not i'm not even making sense moving on petition for dan to try and be in more movies yes absolutely i would love to i've been in two so far i'm very honored this this film popped off it was really really popular and people liked it too which i'm really glad about i wish i'd talked about it more because i did a just a throwaway kind of video on my shorts channel and that one went crazy so if you haven't seen free guy yet let's go check it out i don't know if in cinema still but it might be coming out on dvd blu-ray netflix all that stuff but i'd love to be in more movies it was really fun i very much enjoyed it he is a minecraft veteran a cameo in the minecraft movie would be neat oh yeah minecraft movie originally slated to be released on march the 4th 2022. there's no way no way that is coming out this was 16 16th of march it looks like we have to come up with the new funnier pontia puns because today we're beyond excited to reveal the premiere date for the upcoming minecraft movie march the 4th 2022. what really that's say we go into october november december january february that's five months away no what i don't know let's see if it comes out shall we if asha wants to make videos when he's older dan should give him either more tdm or pokemon than level 45. now that's cheating if he wants to make videos he starts from the bottom all right the bottom like his papa now these video these channels like relics i can't just delete them and have them reborn under someone else i don't know if i'm gonna what's gonna happen if he wants to make videos i don't know i'm gonna cross that bridge when it gets there because i don't know what i'm gonna do but it's start from zero all right you can't make me feel old oh these old display pictures i do i had that display picture for a very long time i think stampede still has that display picture justin's has changed a bit james definitely wait popular most still has that as well right that's crazy that's years old patrick you are old now oh that's sick sir silly made some fan art of dan i must admit i gave up halfway but wanted to finish it here's the result dude that's sick a lost in random fan art that's dope i love that i love the style of it you got oh man that's so cool you've even done my clothes in this style too i look good in tights saying i'm really annoyed that i'm been sick so often i've actually been sick and then i had like a few days break i've been sick and then a few days break and i've been sick again but i need to carry on playing things i've got so many things i want to do i'm halfway through deltarune got sick i need to play more lost in random got sick minecraft hardcore sub-nautical i just haven't been able to record them because your boy has been sick but i'm back now hopefully how dan treats babies oh boy this is this is going to be great also dad i knew i knew as soon as we had a child it wouldn't take long until this video was brought up it's a cringe video i'll admit it but i knew it would be used against me i'll have you know this has never happened i'll have you know this behavior never left this room all right that's never happened ever i am a perfectly capable father i missed the old sink that was really random wasn't it just to have a sink in my office don't forget how he threw a baby bird out window then buried it alive did i did i do that or i am seriously trying to rack my brain to figure out what they're talking about and i'm worried did i do that unless you're talking about this guy who i still have wait do you work i think i ask this every time i turn this on i i don't care what you say i think this looks way better like this it works bro [Music] yeah can you stop that now stop it works how old is that video oh my god i didn't bury this guy i don't know what um just the normal simp is talking about i didn't i didn't bury a baby bird this guy did get thrown out the window though i can't believe you're not dead can you believe i spent 400 on that thing i wonder if hatchimals have seen the video what happened to roblox dan um i honest being purely honest which is very important in life i got bored of it all the games were just not fun anymore um i don't like faking having fun it doesn't make a good video and it's not authentic at all so um yeah i just if i don't enjoy playing something i won't do it like the adventures the misadventures all that stuff i just ended up not enjoying them so i don't play them which is uh why roblox unfortunately at the moment is sitting at the bottom of the ocean however i do enjoy playing arsenal from time to time i do really enjoy that game it's a good like just if i want to play something in like 30 minutes arsenal's the one i go to look at that smile hey look at it beautiful let's go a robot smile he knows he knows very sassy smile jeez have we seen this one i feel like we've seen this one oh he looks so small what i knew it i knew it the video has come back to haunt me massively danny's third on famous birthdays for 29 year olds let's go who's above me selena gomez and cole sprouse oh i'll take that who's the famous 30 year old because i've only got two months until that happens it is true had to fact check it real quick number two born on november 8th who else is born november 8th what i'm coming for nez you're 10 years old never mind nostalgia bookmarks from 2013. look at all those look at the weird oh god look the naked man no good shout outs to you and your 2013 bookmarks anyone else remember tube heroes you know what of all the things i've done people thought that this like outside of the youtube realm like my family extended family and stuff they thought this was the coolest thing i'd done i think it's because it was the first thing that was like just in a shop like i was selling an action figure in a shop and people thought that was cool i think it's cool too i i don't know how many people still have those sealed but your boy does because i just found something i just found something dan tdm tube heroes look at this it's got my writing on it oh it's starting to fade that's definitely mine though that's exactly how i drew it 180 pounds what the someone's selling grim with the armor on let's go look minecraft rare 130 for the diamond pack i got that signed 127 what let me just check the legitimacy of this i don't usually use a blue sharpie but that looks like the way i write my ds so yeah i think that's legit permanent blue paint pen guaranteed to be authentic by authentication it's weird that this stuff exists that's cool though dan does not make a diss track against indigo this dude fine i'll do it myself is this gonna be really good or really bad let's see the comments first it's quite a diss track never mind then can we get a minecraft christmas calendar for 2021 oh i feel like this one wasn't that good i don't know why i don't know if people enjoy it though i know people would be like yes please do it and then not watch it these things take so long to make underrated i remember waiting for these when i get home um man favorite series is because i used to make it every day and there was like a cliffhanger so people are waiting for it every day maybe i don't know we'll see someone's made the drake meme out of my face nice this is now universal reddit meme template all right and you're in the guinness world record 20. wait really i didn't even know this that's not english oh here we go here we go here we go dantdm is a minecraft fan real name dan middleton has most viewed video of a minecraft youtube channel with 17 yo that's i still have the record let's go dream you are not taking that from me buddy not yet anyway let's not challenge him let's not provoke the beast let's not provoke the green man that's cool i actually had no idea my certificate says like 7.8 billion views and we've added 10 to that since we got the record still holding it baby let's go why have they used this picture guinness world records please let me retake the picture look at me hey check this out shade yolk's beating everybody it took me a while to figure out what this meant but planet earth 2 is the highest rating with 9.5 however shady oaks has got itself a uh a fat 9.6 why is it not in the chart why are you suppressing shady hoax check this out look using drake template using dan's template i actually like this this is cool dan when are you playing i'm gonna play it i have it half done i'm sorry it would have been out by now but i got sick don't worry it's gonna come out soon the first time i cried over a game is watching this i don't know why i cried over this i feel so stupid now it was like the first time was first time i cried on camera i'm not sure but it was like spoiler warning if you haven't played minecraft story mode coming up uh why don't you press forward 10 seconds the pig dies and i didn't want to lose one of my pets and i thought it was my pet and very empathetic and i cried all right i'm glad i wasn't the only one do you see the similarity i actually said in the video but i didn't say it very well that i thought that was that was me that's me as cat friday night funking me um this is cool i was saying um because i tried to complete friday night funking for a video because i got to night seven and then couldn't do it friday night funking is just not my game how do people do it i've tried so many times i i know music i'm good with tempos but i'm not good at adding four curses to that as well i just can't do it and it makes me so mad i was going through my old stuff and i found my dad police t-shirt i made four years ago that's that's hilarious actually you wore it to school that's sick 19 million views i think we successfully stopped the dab as well i think that's where the dab went downhill it worked oh it's the english version the dantdm channel of minecraft mad daniel middleton has the most views for a dedicated minecraft youtube channel and just for just to clarify i think minecraft dedicated 90 at least of the videos needs to be minecraft i'm pretty sure that's still the case that picture though why is it next to a zombie with like bare feet i want to try and get up updated certificate that would be cool with the the updated number on it that would be awesome oh my god everyone always says about the twin video but everyone forgets the fake dantdm video why why you so skinny what is that arm oh i'm so thin definitely needs to stop playing video games my god look at my arm my arm color blends in with the t-shirt i was just about to go and watch this but i literally i would die i would die of cringe oh there's a throwback [Applause] i'll turn the camera around turn the camera and i want to see the audience look how many people this was if this was the first day if this was london i'm waiting for the moment where i forget my line [Music] i think i did forget my line on this one so that was the first time that we done this show which is like two maybe three years old now anyway first time we did that show in front of more than 100 people there was almost 10 000 there i walked out on stage and i was like and i had to ask someone melbourne who's the other character in the show who had the script behind the screen because she was just a voice character i had to ask her i was like i don't know what to say next oh that was wild though i'll never forget that actually insane who else remembers new fan who's mcduck og fans i haven't heard that name in years do you know do you know do you know mcduck that is a throwback oh that's super cute i already posted this on instagram about three weeks ago by putting it here because why not that's awesome thank you i love the little merch you put on me as well that's awesome alondra arts thank you this is cute too the tiger eight-year-old me making the big man himself dab at his tour i told you this reddit is just gonna expose me that's my tour bus i miss that no no this can't happen this can't happen there's me what's that about mercy what i didn't know it didn't happen i didn't fully commit saw some post about someone getting sad about losing the dantdm figure except for the diamond i lost it too except for the head how you got the best bit though why did google have to do dan like that teal head middle aged man making a funny face dan tdm comes up first are you kidding me this is down as a cat yeah they did it i kind of like that 200 000 likes and i'll change my youtube display picture to this all right sadness doesn't come from exams it comes from this me when i'm confident that damn will upload many new apps or something what's good sub-zero i know i'm sorry i literally have taken forever to complete some north korea sub-zero but i will i'm sorry it's it's just been a lot trying to juggle everything add being sick into the mix and it's it's all falls apart i literally turn into this guy i think that is plenty of memes good job this week actually very good job i might miss some just because it's been a little bit longer than a week but thank you for all your submissions i greatly appreciate them leave a like on this video you got two light goals for this video and we want to see if you hit them go and check out the subreddit in description below remember i do not own it i'm just like a joint mod on it but the mods do a great job so please just keep it fun and then we can continue doing these awesome videos thanks so much for watching leave a like if you enjoyed subscribe if you're new and i'll see you in the next one sleepy time subscribe please

Channel: DanTDM

Views: 3,498,653

Keywords: dantdm, dan tdm, gaming, video games, funny

Id: 707Rhr-QD3Y

Length: 20min 18sec (1218 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 02 2021

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