I HATE FACEBOOK

[Music] finances out the filth I will find you and would [ __ ] that cute little boy [ __ ] let's get down to business to defeat the Huns let's get down to oh [ __ ] [ __ ] everybody it's that man if I said that my day was just roses and birds chirpin happy lion oh I'd be lying face book something that I haven't liked for a very long time I feel like I can't say say its name without without being watched constantly um walk I'm walk I believe Facebook brings out the worst in people you know Facebook is where all the trash dwells you can see a man get mauled in half by a chainsaw but it's a different titty pops out then it's it's [ __ ] it's where Grammer goes to die obviously and it's where brain cells go to die as well there are a lot of reasons I don't like Facebook and I'm just gonna jump right into it people who share anything from from aj+ now this or any sort of BuzzFeed not knockoff from what I gathered my whole life is that if you share articles from BuzzFeed you're not the brightest person in the world your your hearts in the right place but you're not you know come on pages that share articles like this everybody knows these hey what are you [ __ ] serious weight loss boss check out pictures of Rick Ross is crazy six-pack who's gonna click these 10 craziest things so let's I've done with their hair down there there's no beating around the bush when it comes to these celebs and their pubes stop thought that 7iphone tricks Apple never wanted you to know about watch out Apple pics of what com has got you cornered how haven't I figured these out before dot thought well Sean Kingston's marketing team I I don't know look at these followers my goodness remember Pitt my ride dot dot dot a former contestant reveals how is carried hold on they can't even spell weird woman has s what what everything you need to know about pegging your man o go up why Gucci no not you too you're out of jail now gucci mane you don't you don't have to do [ __ ] like this no more i guess that goes to show you can take gu about prison but you can't take prison out of goo you're out of prison you're ice now you don't have to use the secret this is really obvious but a lot of artists with failing careers who have facebook pages will start to slowly share more and more of these because the money in it is quite good and i know what you think it who clicks on these who's dumb enough to click on there are actually people who click on these i don't know anyone who clicks on these do you now this is terrifying because these articles have been popping up for I don't know like a good good eight years now and they've only multiplied who is dumb enough to click these the terrifying part is if people weren't clicking them these would died out a long time ago and that means somewhere people are clicking them it's terrifying five things you don't know about the Holocaust thing number one it never happened I wanna I wanna [ __ ] you know talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel these did tag your friends tag your friend just so he or she wastes his time so [ __ ] innovative I'm glad Entertainment is at its peak right now I mean look at this one this D is gagging for the D if this has to be some sort of satire like what in the [ __ ] there are so many of these they're getting out of control now I don't have a problem but who's actually doing [ __ ] like this maybe I'm getting old now yes Facebook cooking videos this is this is a big one you see them everywhere you know this is sped up cooking videos you know tutorials you want you want to call them at a BuzzFeed cooking a tasty I ate aging I don't know oh that's that looks good and you know I got you know cooking food is to watch but a lot of his [ __ ] all right nice pizza crust okay wait what are you gonna do stretch it out okay cool oh there you go cheese Oh that'll make it good yeah yeah put cheese on it great yeah can that [ __ ] up oh okay yeah you're making a pretzel all right all this okay I get it this cheese inside the pretzel Oh more more cheese okay did you bake it and you get oh okay you know a lot of it is yeah just put more cheese on it yeah yeah there we go more cheese listen kids don't know how to cook how about we just get a lot of pizza dough and put a lot of cheese in it mmm yeah what is happening why yeah let's just layer things on top of each other you know I'm kind of a pray that it works out everything is good with cheese this is not new stop it oh yeah gets new recipe fat find some dog [ __ ] let's top it with cheese yeah put some cheese on it that I right yeah oh here we go marshmallow toasted marshmallow shots you start a fire fork it yeah you toast the marshmallow and then you take the inside out Wow all right very very innovative yeah shut up Oh fine player breakfast yeah just just put everything on top of each other nice or you could just [ __ ] eat it separately like a normal human okay that looks disgusting who's running this stuff Oh BuzzFeed of course how much you want to bet this was filmed in their office fat 5 yeah breakfast on the food online you are in the CEOs like oh yeah let's just film it right on the spot we're not doing too much in the office anyway up next Australia's try American cereal is it good is it great how Rudy's Froot Loops taste medicine moral of the story is I wanna [ __ ] die another thing about Facebook I don't enjoy in particular is is that white people need to stop doing black people things and ruining it I've seen it throughout the history of the internet and Facebook is where a lot of it dwells honestly the Nene was ruined that the whippin was ruined twerking was ruined dabbing was ruined the the weird thing is goes to show that white people still take cultures and [ __ ] it up to this very day well as a white supremacist from reddit I want to say that Fried Chicken it's almost as if Facebook is trying to make us dumber it all makes sense now [Music] I know the truth where is he where is he where's that little [ __ ] where's that [ __ ] [ __ ] stop Frank is gone all scream world the world is dark and nothing will ever be the same we are empty kind of sick God would allowed us [Music] and what hit you sir Hey Oh what are you doing there sir I'm not black thank guy pink guy I think the suck is after me he heard me suck show yourself bring it on suck I can feel it damn that's nicer hot growling yeah well well well looks like this finance a sort of fill don't you see Frank you can't stop Zuckerberg you can't suck the shuck give me something funny to say some kids like what's with the glasses why do you keep disabling my pages no seriously stop avoiding the question what's what the chorus is little cutter dude you [ __ ] made people so stupid or planters to take over the world by trying to get water to a forked [ __ ] all this must feed chip if we lower the world aren't you enough we could turn Facebook into a dictatorship but it wants to with the boys Zuckerberg you think it's like put in all this you know I'm gonna give in it's Africa first of all what are Africans can do with Internet other than decap you think you're so slick sending you ghost robot instead of coming yourself you all looks wouldn't swing at [Music] you like that site you like that son I'll sell you real censorship looks like to leave my pages sweetie Jack I run this omniverse [ __ ] [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] maybe I my ass you know I'm just an angry person you know if you got a problem with it you wanna you want a piece of the stick sometimes I play with my willy and a white stuff kemal mmm and it tastes and it tastes like a slim jim it's filthy Frank [ __ ] it's built the bread [ __ ] let's get some [ __ ] tonight look at all these challenges oh yeah it comes from the deep down it comes from the undertow it comes from the undertow

Channel: TVFilthyFrank

Views: 9,664,423

Rating: 4.9646697 out of 5

Keywords: facebook, zuckerberg, mark zuckerberg, secret, filthy frank, social network, social, pink guy, nice, joke

Id: iZOLvuujrPk

Length: 12min 43sec (763 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 06 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/CompliantBeaver]

Even for papa, this was a fucking strange-ass video. 10/10 quality

[u/CatsLikeToMeow]

I love how people waiting for a bonus post-credits hint for the lore get treated to Frank singing "Numb".

[u/wqtraz]

Fake Frank has been getting more and more incoherent by the day

[u/ItsYaBoiPaladinPedro]

"As a white supremacist from Reddit."

[u/crisp2000]

Nuh-uh... fried chicken

[u/[deleted]]

NYPD! Sir, what are you doing?

It's okay, I'm not black!

SOCIAL COMMENTARY!1!

[u/Murcis]

What's with the glasses?

[u/Larjersig18]

How did you post this so fast you fucking whore

[u/-SpaceCommunist-]

This was both hilarious and original a good critique of "rant videos" that don't actually provide commentary (the food making scene in particular highlights this.

For those who care about the L O R E , here's some important notes to take away from this video:

• Filthy Fraud is becoming incoherent. The critique of food videos on Facebook was particularly messy on Fraud's part, with Pink Guy pointed this out (to which Fraud could only demand that Pink Guy shut up). Not only that, but his confrontation with Zuckerbot 9000 was sloppy. It's implied that it's Fraud's alcohol that's responsible, but I suspect otherwise - something else is at play, and though it hasn't consumed Fraud completely (he was sober enough to win the fight, provide some decent critiques, and dodge Zuckerbot's important questions).

• The macbook that died was not the same as the macbook in Mac vs PC. This was Macbook 2, a different macbook that got raped and killed. This could tie in to the macbook subplot in the future, leaving the possibility for Ladybook (or whatever that lady macbook's name was) to go and find the original macbook. On a related note...

• Macbook 2's death shows another big contrast between Filthy Frank and Filthy Fraud. Whereas Papa Franku cared enough to help Macbook 1 find peace in the river, Fraud threw away Ladybook and left Macbook 2 to die (despite the latter's loyalty). This could potentially lead to Papa making an alliance with the macbooks.

• Pink Guy is getting dangerously more passive-aggressive. It's well known that Pink Guy is aiding real Frank in getting back home, but ever since Toilet Shrimp he's been growing dangerously more and more hostile to Filthy Fraud, to the point of outright calling him an asshole to his face. This may spell dangerous things for Pink Guy in the future.

• Filthy Fraud declares that he rules the Omniverse. Whether or not this is true is unknown - it could very well be true, as the Peace ^ Lords might have installed him as a figurehead leader in the real Frank's absence (despite Frank himself never quite being the ruler of the Omniverse). He also says "this" Omniverse, so it could just be an unsubstantiated boast.