THE GENTLEMEN'S GUIDE

summer love nothing like it yeah and when Donald Trump bless his heart said built the wall built the wall three words that changed my entire life if you don't like them keep them out when mosquitoes come into your house what do you do you either kill them or put up nests kill them I said that's why I say to em if you clicked on this video but I know why you're here you all want to be gentle pardon me gentlemen money power prestige women but not in our club if you want to be a gentleman you must follow these steps gentlemen always pay the bill you never split it you must always pay the bill welcome to the annual gentleman's challenge where we find out whether your two gentlemen or not the deadliest slip and slide has been created with over 50 bottles of dish wash and oil which will be the battleground for today's man but that's not all kids because it's about to get way [ __ ] works now let's start with some easy rounds at the end of the tarp is a large bill who will be the one to pay the bill [Music] that was only the [ __ ] round in the next round these gentlemen will be bombarded with hard fruit and vegetables and mousetraps we see how to basic preparing the arsenal Wow now let's take a look at a scoreboard if you could what the [ __ ] is a good scoreboard before the last event of this round my wife is leaving me for a man named Esteban he wears the same tank top every day [Music] we see filthy Frank in dead last not acting very gentlemanlike now a true gentleman always has good posture look to the left look to the right we'll all be damned that's some good posture sure is we now enter the second round where these fine gentlemen will carry trays of Chardonnay to eMeter foot across the tarp with mousetraps and potential glass a little bit [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh to Trump Trump the greatest man in America when a man is with a woman he must treat her with respect like a true gentleman and that means when it rains it pours I feel a little bit of a storm coming good thing we have this umbrella ain't that right die of the eye of the Dubs that's right filth round four protect your lady because when it rains it pours [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Francis of the fill finally putting in work yes white so then I told her let me see your tits fat [ __ ] if you want to take a lady to bed you got to be a gentleman you got to treat her right cheers for that cheers for that to be junk that's why today we're gonna delicately take her down the street with all kinds of traps and dirty things and we're in a Tucker in a bed at the end of the tarp is a nice warm cozy bed we'll these two gentlemen be able to get her there safely standing in their way is a small puddle watch out right this way milady thank you right this way milady step on through just step on oh [ __ ] just step on through milady there you go do something oh you might you that's a powerful grip you play tennis boy you play tennis that's a black Tommy this in this world in this world of PC a real gentleman does not take advantage of a lady [Music] get into bed just loosen up a little bit hope you don't mind how about a drink oh well this is now just to be sure because we're gentlemen do we have your consent yes remember a true gentleman always gets consent wait that wasn't very enthusiastic it was not can we or can we not yes or no yes that did not sound enthusiastic it has to be enthusiastic oh yeah remember kids be safe out there stay safe out there kids and now for the final round the articulate shot-caller now today we have a shop College specifically made for pit bulls you know what they say all men are dogs come on [Music] we got a business now our lovely lady vaccine here has the controls and we have it at the highest voltage Maxine will give us certain tongue twisters and we must articulate and if we get them wrong then we're in for a bit of a treat now let's test it out shall we well there's put it on maximum gel and hold it and then press this does nothing [Laughter] it does double that your furry friend Nuts Deez Nuts yo [ __ ] that [ __ ] that don't explain [ __ ] 9 look older red looks like it just like makes my skin chalk [ __ ] that 3 2 1 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked it Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked holy [ __ ] I saw Susie sitting in the shoeshine shop where she sits and she said where she said she's Chinese and where she shines she says where she shines she sits how can a clam cram [Applause] please don't hold on to it [ __ ] kill me this was a paragraph what two sentence oftentimes an adult dark dog in a in a pestle annual prison with a long black man with a live bomb block awaiting the sensation of a short sharp chunk from a cheap and chippy Chopper on a big black block a dull dark dock of lifelong love a short sharp shock a big black block to sit and song silent millennial prison and await the sensation promote biggie people picked Peter Pan peanut butter is the peanut butter pink people pick Luke's duck like slaves look love lakes lakes luxe not lakes lakes duck tastes like steak one-one was a race force to to has Dolan Dickens prick his pinkie Dickens prick is pinky pickling cheap clean beaches in his own 49 how many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could put cookies if a good cook cook cook cookies a good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies through three cheese trees three please [Applause] cheese trees three free please blue while these fleas flew crazy breeze blue freezy breeze made these three trees freaks crazy trees made these trees cheese fries mainly that's how yeah and stuff if you want to be a gentleman basically everyone [ __ ] sucks and nobody is really a gentleman here the scores my wife is gone I'll tell you what mr. Dunson there's nothing like a good pot of tea tea boys - tea - tea a truest friend Jane it's filthy Frank [ __ ] it's built the Frank piss let's get some [ __ ] tonight

Channel: TVFilthyFrank

Views: 19,973,276

Keywords: gentlemen, filthy frank, howtobasic, maxmoefoe, idubbbz, idubbbztv, guide, how to, funny

Id: AbqNNN4XmGs

Length: 15min 47sec (947 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 22 2016