I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING: SHREK* ARE THESE DIRTY JOKES OR IS IT ME?| *NOT MY FIRST TIME WATCHING*

foreign [Music] welcome back to my channel I'm your girl sincerely KSL if it is your first time to my channel welcome here returning subscriber welcome back my darlings thank you so much for coming back to me I appreciate you before we get into the reaction for the day please subscribe to my channel click the notification Bell and remember that if you have any reaction requests consider becoming a patron to this channel the highest tier gets to make one film reaction request all the other beautiful tears get to participate in the polls that we have going on monthly so I look forward to having you guys over there and I look forward to having your support all right um our requested reaction was requested by EK hey darling thank you so much for being a patron he wanted me to watch Shrek from 2001. I have watched this before so this is like revisiting it you want to get my take on it and I'll be more than happy to do that with you thank you so much again for your support your patience and being part of the family you're amazing and I hope that everything in your life goes well and is going well I left it I you know sometimes when I before I do a reaction I just imagine of the patron who requested his doing and I just send them good wishes so if it's weird to those who don't understand it's my style it's just how I you know try to communicate with my patrons because they're not here but in my heart they are all right trick oops [Music] once upon a time there was a lovely princess many Brave Knights had attempted to free her from this Dreadful prison that's ever gonna happen [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] oh my God [Laughter] how about yours eyeballs oh I don't remember this part about the bird stay out he said stay out why this is good let's get it that would be a giant ogres wow they're much worse foreign [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] next what have you got these little wooden puppet I'm not a puppet if you can probe it oh I'd go ahead little fella laughs just a little nervous he's really quite a chatterbox hey I could die he can talk you ain't never seen uh [Music] all right by the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and facility oh really you and what army [Laughter] wow yes I was talking to you can I just tell you that you was really great back then man those gods they thought it was all of that then you showed up and Bam I'll stick with you you a mean green fighting machine together let's get a spit out everybody crosses mean your breath certainly would get the job done cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something cause your breath stinks my nose just like the time and then I ate some rottenberries call Sam all alone there's no one here beside me but you gotta have friends stop singing oh my God be honest listen little donkey take a look at me what am I did I respect that trick you all right oh that is so funny I like that Boulder that is a nice boulder isn't that just a rock um I like my privacy can I stay with you what where do uh I sleep outside oh okay oh it's like it's funnier the second time around good night oh there's nobody here to to ride me [Music] The Voice the way he's singing the song it's like I'm all alone oh my God he said You're a Mean Machine you're a mean something machine and you left him outside that's so mean oh I thought I told you to stay outside I am outside what choice do we have it's not home but we'll do just fine what a lovely bed gotcha it's taken huh [Music] what oh hi it's Piper I've always liked that story they've gone into his house foreign do not get comfortable you're welcome officially worn out and get you all off my land and back where you came from [Music] [Applause] laughs they're happy with that plan yeah me all right donkey's actually the star of this movie honestly oh my God I remember when I first watched it I thought he was much taller [Laughter] now tell me where are the others I've tried to be fair to you creature drop button all right then who's hiding them okay to tell you yes I know the muffin man lives on Drury Lane well but then what are you waiting for bring it in magic mirror don't tell him anything [Music] technically you're not a king uh Thelonious but but you can become one all you have to do is marry a princess go on Bachelorette number one it's a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far mentally abused meaning for our two evil sisters please welcome Cinderella Fiona so will it be Bachelorette number one all I have to do is just find someone but I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night I'll do it yes so that must be Lord farquaad's castle that's the place hey you wait a second [Music] all right you're going the right way for a smack bottom right wait for a smack button to get yourself the lovely Prince some of you may die but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make you are willing to make can you imagine that you're willing to make on another person's life I thought as an ogre it's hideous oh that's not very nice it's just a donkey will be named Champion how about him oh hey now come on [Applause] all right foreign you've won the honor of embarking on a great and Noble quest Quest all right ogre I'll make you a deal go on this quest for me and I'll give you okay let me get this straight you're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so far cry to give you back a swamp got the knife cut open their spleen and drink their fluids does that sound good to you information there's a lot more to ogres than people think example ogres are like onions they stay yes no oh they make you cry no oh onions have layers ogres have layers onions have layers you know not everybody like onions you know what else everybody like parfait have you ever met a person you say hey let's get parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn Planet you know I think I can find your hobby it's Brimstone right Brimstone don't be talking about it's the brimstone I know what I smell and there wasn't no brimstone we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time check I'm looking down don't do that do what oh this is oh my gosh stop it okay oh that'll do donkey cool I think this is when they started getting close anyway inside waiting for us to rescue her I was talking about the Dragon trick talking talking together and he you know trying to encourage him to cross the bridge I think it was in this moment that they began to get close right okay shot up now go over there ah mastered the stage I wish I had to step right here right here now I step all over it [Music] [Music] no no no no no oh what large teeth you have I mean white Spotlight and do I just take the hint of minty freshness and you know what else you know what else you're freshness freaking of feminine beauty uh what's the matter with you you got something yeah mm-hmm [Music] oh my God she wanted to kiss that's what I believed was happening she wanted the kiss but she was already awake she wasn't sleeping anyway oh wake up what are you Princess Fiona she's sparkling her lips should it not be a wonderful romantic moment yeah me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your back yeah I'm telling you I'm telling you you have a plan can I at least know the name of my Champion um Shrek Shrek [Music] it's on my to-do list now come on that's what all the other nights did yeah right before they burst on the flame right it is I know I don't want to die yeah well I have to save my ass what kind of night are you he meant his donkey one of a kind he wants to save his donkey long period of time it's called me old-fashioned you know okay okay let's let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time oh my God she's gonna be mad yeah [Music] I remember this part and then the dragon will be Tangled [Music] and the bridge foreign look at the tiny wings that are you know capable of lifting this purple dragon [Music] the idea did and thine heart is pure higher eternally in your debt and where would a brave knife be without his Noble Steed all right I hope you heard that she called me a noble Steve you may remove your helmet good sir Knight ah no no why not I how will you kiss me what that wasn't in the job description with Shrek [Laughter] oh what is so fun as you command your highness okay she's good I don't remember what did she say when she saw his face princess I was sent to rescue by Lord Farquaad okay yeah well then why didn't he come rescue me good question you should ask him that when we get there not by some ogre and in his well so much I'll be waiting for him right here I'm no one's messenger boy all right you're coming okay the sooner we get to do lock the better oh yeah you're gonna love it there princess it's beautiful men of Farquaad stature are in short supply oh no but I'll let you do that measuring when you see him tomorrow tomorrow we can keep going but we're in the woods area than anything we're gonna see in this Forest oh it's perfect it just needs a few homie touches homie touches Shrek what are you doing you know and that one that's throwback hey can you tell my future from these Stars well the Stars don't tell the future donkey they tell story you know donkey sometimes things are more than they appear what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway our swamp you know when we threw rescuing the princess and all that stuff and the first thing I'm gonna do is build a 10-foot wall around my land you cut me deep Shrek you cut me real deep just now I think you caught me deep are you hiding something never mind donkey I'm warning you who are you trying to keep out just tell me that Shrek who everyone okay I'm not the one with the problem okay it's the world that seems to have a problem with me judge me before they even know me I didn't think he was your yoga that's the moon oh okay so that's the Moon I love that line they judge me before they even know me I love that he said that because truly a number of people even in the world like they go through that you know vanity you know and just be judgmental you take one small again show me again did he kill the beer everything I noticed that before is the carpet hmm [Music] true true true some part time remember some parts no hey wake up morning um I'd start yesterday and I wanted to make it up to you Shrek what it's a compliment oh thanks she's as nasty as you are that's nasty what are you doing foreign [Music] [Laughter] thank you hey Trixie [Music] hold the phone whoa whoa hold on let's see that back there that was amazing where did you learn that Shrek's hurt Shrek's hurt tricks hurt oh no shirts you want to die donkey run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red Thorns blue flower red Thorns okay I'm on it blue flower no no that's tender what you're doing is this would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind blue flower red thorns not good okay but no okay I can really see that it's just about oh nothing happened we were just uh look if you want to be alone all you had to do was that here was just oh it was that this is displaying your hands and coming down what's up foreign [Music] I'm worried about donkey what I mean look at him he doesn't look so who's hungry I'll find us some dinner I'll get the firewood hey where you going what is this a weed rat rotisserie Style no no a little different maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometimes yeah it's got blue eyes oh he's got brown eyes yes Shrek I am I was wondering May isn't this romantic just look at that Sunset it's not interrupting no yes that's it that's I'm terrified but you slept in a cave because I used to be afraid stop hey I don't even want to hit it like I'm an animal and I got instincts and I know that you two are digging on each other I could feel it oh you're crazy there's nothing to tell besides even if I did tell her that well you know I like the sunflower fields is a beautiful one in Canada and oh it's so beautiful princess Princess Fiona it's very spooky in here I've been playing no games [Music] in this body oh my God you ate the princess can you get you out of there Shrek Shrek Shrek Is Me sis yes yes what happened to you Europe it only happens when the Sun goes down every night by night one way every night I become this horrible ugly beast but you only look like this at night Shrek's ugly 24 7. but you know um that's you're kind of an ogre and Shrek I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and but I like you anyway I I love would be so heavy said ugly princess and ugly don't go together that's why I can't stay here with a chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love Lee Scottsdale Shrek the truth no no you can't breathe a word no one must ever know before this is over I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy look at my eye twitching I don't remember this far I I switch it [Music] I tell him yes Shrek I heard enough last night you heard what I said every word wouldn't matter yeah well it does yeah princess I've brought you a little something [Music] very well ogre the deed to your swamp cleared out as a green take it and go for I have never seen such a radiant Beauty before no no no like forgive me my lord for I was just saying a short huh that is so sweet you don't have to waste good manners on the ogre Princess Fiona beautiful Fair flawless fionaire I ask your hands fair and flawless Bride for the perfect groom I accept nothing excellent I'll start the plans for tomorrow we read no I want to go with you hey I told you didn't I you're not coming home with me I live alone I thought yeah you you know what you thought wrong [Music] Hallelujah [Music] [Laughter] [Music] hallelujah what are you doing I would think of all people you would recognize a wall when you see one I get half the booty now hand me that big old rock the one that looks like your head now it's my turn so you just shut up and pay attention you are mean to me because that's what friends do they forgive each other oh yeah she said I was ugly a hideous creature she wasn't talking about you she was talking about okay look I'm sorry all right okay yeah that's stupid you forgive me you're erratic so um who was she talking about next what did Fiona say about me yes let's get to it beer but where there's a will there's a way and I have a way I guess it's just my animal magnetism no one likes to kiss ass hahaha oh my God that is so funny animal magnetism fun if we need you I Whistle how about that you want to hold her yes please my God go in stop repeat [Music] he always said it hey everyone having a good time out yet I love dude I need to talk to you oh now you want to talk yes yes that's a little late for that so if you like excuse me I agree uh I mean this is precious Fiona my love we're about a kiss away from our happily ever after now kiss me no you make my belly Rumble I'm disgusted [Music] what are you to get them out of my sight no get them get them [Music] yes yes yes and as for you my wife very good pink dragon I love you oh so sweet [Applause] [Laughter] but you know what I love about this part that she didn't change you know what I mean I love that she didn't change when I first watched it I wanted her to I was like if she changes and she's beautiful and he looks the same what's good you know how it didn't seem like they were equals per se but this way they're equals and in every sense of the world she's in his world and he's in her world and they could start together you know [Music] foreign showed pair them up as equals on every on every in every sense you are beautiful but you are beautiful yes girl it is [Music] [Laughter] now I'm a Believer oh [Music] [Laughter] if I tried they believe ah believe I love it I love it I love it I love love the story about Shrek it is so funny and it is so fairy tales always have beanings hearing meanings and for me what it is about Shrek Is that in spite of your not only insecurities your fears whatever you feel about yourself is that there's someone for you is someone who loves you just the way you are and be happy be happy with those flaws as you attempt to make a be a better version of yourself you're not Shrek was never out to hurt anyone he just he was afraid of being heartbroken and so he decided to be a reckless stay by himself and not have nobody he built up a wall right but he wasn't actively going out seeking who to destroy and hate and who to you know that wasn't the case so however much you think you're imperfect your imperfections are beautiful to someone that you you are you are be the light be more light be more in love be more joy you know open yourself up to the possibility that someone is you are someone's Fiona and you are also selling Shrek you know and that that you don't have to change the essence of who you are the heart of who you are so much to to we create a huge another person no no Shrek was still in his body Shrek just opened himself up to Joy and Fiona to you know how to destroy those fears about her thinking oh that no one will truly love her and I try if you want to be a better version if you think you need to lose weight if you think you need to take courses or you need to gain weight or you need to speak better fine I like I'm all for self-improvement yes but at the core of it if you're beautiful and you lack substance as to kindness courtesy you know helping people trying to make the world a better place everything you put on your face is useless everything you put on your face everything you you try to modify is useless if at the heart of it your heart is dark if your heart is up it's it's useless it means nothing it means nothing because you will ruin your bad personality will ruin everything you've built and that is for sure that is for sure 100 percent all right don't forget to subscribe thank you EK my diving on to the next [Music]

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Length: 35min 43sec (2143 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 14 2022