I BROKE ALL MY BONES and got $10,000,000,000 (Roblox)

guys I'm on a really really high cliff and man looks like a lot of people are falling off do you see that down there is that the like hey hey nunu the like button is off this cliff oh my god everyone just started jumping up because the like button is down there they had to do what they had to do to hit the like button it always welcome back to the channel everyone my name is a Joe and have you ever broken a bone if you've ever broken a bone you know it's really not painful it costs a ton of money and it's the worst experience honestly cuz you get scared too you're like what if I can never use this limb again it's really terrible but in the roblox game broken bones you will never break a real bone you will just uh maybe I was wrong I don't know oh wow alright alright Wow so I yeah it just got a massive concussion that makes 100 that makes a lot of sense it broke a hundred and fifty three bones okay so in total I broke two thousand two hundred and thirty eight bones that's didn't know I had that many we played this game before but the developers have added a ton of new content and I'm like I have to try it out we're gonna jump to god ding Saturn okay so right now the next zone is up this staircase and it leads into like an icy area but I don't have enough money to get up there and I'm not a high enough level yet so I can't go so the way you can't level is by breaking your bones if you'd believe it or not I'm so sorry to do this to you I know I'm so sorry to do this but I have to do it I'm just spiraling oh please didn't get a concussion not time around that was a lot nicer cuz as long as I got my head I still am alive alright we're looking good alright oh oh god no we're not we broke 91 beau it ended up being worth it because we're right on the edge of level seven which is the new map I wanted to see it so bad I to prepare for this one I'm going to have to get a running start and I'm gonna try to smash into the most dangerous object down there you guys see that over there the sands and I don't like sands inside to take him out why am I so fat and falls so fast man come on I don't wanna break more oh come on slogans that'll break my head man that's all I don't want Oh looking really dangerous Jesus man all right don't do that man that was really dangerous all right oh but happy news I levels up and I only broke 119 bones not too bad so the next zone is finally gonna be unlocked it's $500,000 but that's no problem for us cuz we got a bunch from leveling up all right so it's time to play this new little level all rights and this one Oh God it's gettin cold up here can I so jeez I don't want summer to be over okay I don't want winter to come back please leaves come back to the trees Oh God it's actually a lot higher we were previously and I have a really nice view of the canyon all right don't just fly down like a bird oh wow a beautiful form right now oh god I forgot I was breaking bones I thought I was just flying for a second Oh yikes that's a concussion that's a kick yep yep I primarily hit my head there all right 148 bones broken that's not nice oh I got fifty two thousand bucks though I can't like that so what you can do in this game is buy cash out right and a million dollars is only 120 robots I'm gonna do that so we can explore more of the map options cuz I didn't even show you guys yet but if you go into the shop you can buy the maps and let me tell ya I really want to go to winter HorrorLand which oh my god guys I could actually do it it's a million dollars I could buy this but however the last one on here is a hundred in 50 million dollars so are we ever gonna unlock that how about sunken city we'll go to level 2 of sunken city first just to check out what the next map might offer and if it's worth our time all right so let's play this see what's going on we're in the city oh god what is actually I hired right there and what happened to this city who built all these massive buildings on a hill copied us what are you doing she's trying to push me a hug don't push me what the flip I'm just trying to stand on the edge and peer things I actually noticed that there is an option to go into fine why did I move off the edge oh I feel like I'm falling up a real cliff Oh God stop it stop stop and get me out of here oh right in the groin all right Wow I broke every single bone in my body except my head so we can still continue on niall I guys this man just breaking this many bones she's kidding me a little too scared guys first person is really really intense and I honestly just wanted to look I don't want to run off a cliff like this so now a little curious what happens if we make it inside the middle hole of the sunken city I wonder if there's anything down there let's see if we can even make it in all right I see a little bit of water maybe we'll be safe if we land in the water come on fly me in there don't miss I'm gonna totally gonna hit this right in the groin come on [Laughter] literally landed right on the groin of course I wait so I got an idea I think I could actually go to another region of this map just by being sneaky and trying to jump around all right I have a lot of jump prowess and yeah I'm right I can literally just go around this map and without even paying this is perfect oh come on that was being sneaky but I wasn't my punishment is falling right into the pit but I like to swim all right so so far this maps pretty dope I'm not gonna lie it's a nice switch I've especially from the first map but like what can we appear there's like a lava like huh guys I was going in to get some more cash and I notice these game passes which are insane this one allows for infinite breaks which I don't know if I want to break my bones more than I physically can by I mean that sounds kind of cool okay this one is really awesome and this one is set your own gravity I don't know about you but I think that sounds cool not only that we're also gonna fuel up on twenty million dollars because we just need that money to get these maps alright I'm sorry mom so with all that money I just bought I'm gonna check out the last in Zone two because I want to get on to the last map that will looked in singing it was called HorrorLand alright sunken city still sounds kind of intense but I mean it's like not that much I let's see someone is I'm here on the friggin UFO oh man I'm actually getting this is really weird to mention but I'm getting genuine like height anxiety like I'm really really high up even though it is roblox and may I have your attention please I'm about beautiful god I got a really bad concussion and I'm not even done oh god am I still gonna I'm gonna land right down in the hole great I don't want to go back in here stop cracking into things please right in the groin come on so broke every single bone in my body never done that actually that's a really awesome all right guys it's the moment everyone's been waiting for that sweet jewel moment where we get to check out the last map finally alright but still have to buy more cash and the only way we're gonna do it is by buying twenty million dollars winter HorrorLand we're just gonna buy the first level to check this ality and see if it's worth our time like I said let's go to HorrorLand so I kind of assume it's a little dangerous but we're inside massive game I I hate that I'm the only one here I I wish there was other players but it's not too bad it's got a Christmas alright I don't really mind too much time to send it into the water alright nice form coming in Oh God only only my right wrist broke alright not a nice snug landing on the snow not bad at all I might have actually survived this in real life actually I don't know about this 131 meters and I went a hundred and sixty seven miles per hour I don't know if I'd survive that I'm pretty sure I would like break my wrist if I felt even like three feet in real life so yeah I don't think that would work I just want to keep flying down cuz I actually did notice that there's something right there and I want to see what it is oh it was literally my past body and I crashed into it with my new body uh a great job Joe right that section was pretty cool let's go to the halfway zone the five zone let's see if that's good that should be halfway up the course obviously alright this one oh my god is that how high it goes I don't even want to know what it looks like when you jump from that high alright this changes angles so dramatically this is gonna be intense hey I'm gonna see if I can get even a little higher than they spawned me in I think I want to go yeah like all the way up here alright time to run off and jump ring fly like the bird that I am alright I got a wish I get a better form instead of flopping like this alright alright alright you got a concussion Oh alright that's our house yikes do I have anything left to break at this point I've been everything alright so I landed snugly on the snow let's see how I'm doing so Wow didn't break my head that's great truck 184 bones I'm actually surprised I didn't break every bone in my body there I thought I would have but I didn't I we're gonna go a little bit higher we're gonna go up to 7 and see what's going on up there ok this one has gotten way drop more dramatic every single time this one went up 250 meters since our last zone and you can see why it's a horror land because it Kurtz there's literally nothing you can do like you have to clash into things even make it down here oh my god I have a lot of speed yeah yeah not surprised that happened right so I got what we in the biz call a hemorrhage which is terrible and Ikes another concussion there Oh broken legs no big deal riding the water beautiful broke every bone and that was not even the highest jump I really I just dropped 6,000 roebucks just to be able to get this LA stone before we try out the last zone I have one task in mind for myself and that is to make it down this course without taking any damage or at least how safe can I make it down the course alright I'm gonna just see cuz this is really high up and I kind of doubt it but I don't know I've good I have good flight control so we're and check this out all right we're gonna jump hi all right we just we literally just have to take it comfortably we'll make it so I'm good I'm good I'm a lot of a lot more speed than I thought I would and it doesn't help that this is like an ice skating rink all right everything slides me further keep in mind guys this was my test - how far could I make it without taking damage just want to remind you guys that I'm literally blue all right broke every bone all right now what I meant to do I was literally trying to have a good run but okay all right guys the last only a hundred and fifty million Winter HorrorLand a last zone last zone of the entire game let's try this out we're literally standing on lava at the top of the highest mouth this is basically a massive slide if you think of it that way I mean except it's very realistic that you'll break every bone on the way down I'm not I'm gonna touch my game at all I'm just gonna let the game do its thing let me fall down how come as soon as I don't want to touch anything I literally just stopped so early all the viewers want is to see me break every bone in my body okay let's fly baby this part right here is literally a big slide like everything is just meant to flow towards you to go fast down Oh God guys that said I got brain damage whites that was actually freaking me out I heard actual angels okay that was terrifying I thought I was actually dying I bless try to recreate that one more time all right that was kind of insane oh my god so how did that even happen I got a head butt into rock going like 600 miles an hour oof can't recreate it just impossible come on come on head butt and bite oh oh god I just want a head butt something and get brain damage is that too much to ask come on come on hit it it's never gonna happen it's the end it's the end guys just like that I broke every bone and I don't think I'm gonna be coming back we may have just unlocked the secrets ending in this game with and getting that brain damage and I just don't know if I can play after that thank you for watching me break my bones I'll see you tomorrow

Channel: Tofuu

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Rating: 4.9370685 out of 5

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Id: qrzNXzJ8ia4

Length: 13min 16sec (796 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 10 2019