i broke 9,402,037 bones in Bone Breaker

you ever wanted to hospitalize someone that's the entire point of this game you shove them down a mountain to break some bones and earn some money two torn ligaments two broken bones how about now what do we have seven cuts eight bruises what am i throwing superman down the hill that's all right i've got five thousand dollars in the bank meaning i can cause concussions increase broken bones increase the rest of this stuff just cause i don't really know what it does i'm just gonna go cut crazy no i don't want to watch an ad i want to get back to chucking people off a hill what if i start them just like at the far right oh my gosh why is there this much wind movement are they gaining speed maybe that should be a big oh go into the house go into the house no i hit the rock on the house all right aiming for the house this time back pull it back pull it into the roof yes slide in slide in good job jill what's in here mac and cheese or anything no just sweet sweet pain and suffering all right why a crowd member what's a crowd member do oh it's another person to push down the hill why was i not doing this the first time hi daphne your goal since you're new is to get me all of these bonuses i see that i can maybe yes i got one daphne find the other bonus i can't control you even though you're down here dying pretty much jack you're also getting absolutely destroyed almost a thousand dollars off that buy another crowd member oh there's enhancements to make him take injuries more yeah you guys all have thin skin now this is what you get for being like 68 who's my new person adeline adeline dear thank you for your sacrifice get this bonus yes oh did you land in a pond did that make it softer for you i don't wait bonuses three i had three look at all the injuries eleven hundred dollars no i don't want to stop yet buy another crowd member oh i need seven more bucks uh sorry about that one guys allergy season anyways jill just keep running into the mountain perfect remember to make sure we hit the bonuses guys that's good for us and by us i mean me i don't know what kind of sick extreme sports you're into but profit for me is profit for everyone buy another crowd member and let's start upgrading bruises what if i just fling everyone to the left why did everyone go right all right jack i'm just gonna slam you into the back wall and see what oh did i just clip through i've clipped through the mountain i don't i guess jack's dead i don't know it made me go to jill and now i'm at adeline life comes at you fast i did not make that much money despite murdering someone in the abyss i want to throw 500 people off this mountain right after i buy another bruise upgrade and then make them get easily bruised now we should have a nice hearty amount of damage can i lean on the tree oh that had to have messed me up i got a concussion yes that's probably the first time anyone's ever said that in their life how much did i make 2 000 off that run is that enough for another crowd member what do you know you guys got it eventually i'm gonna start hitting all four bonuses what just happened to adeline did she die is that why it forced me over here i just keep seeing all my injuries 10 cuts 14 bruises seven torn ligaments one hit dog no one is safe from my destructive force oh maybe i need to upgrade my mountain next guys earn me a little bit of money please and then we'll be golden oh yes double ball right here perfect well done daphne well done adeline someone get brain damage i'm begging you also probably the first time that sense has ever been said it's 3400 windy mountain achieved also torn ligaments what's the windy mountain look like oh this we are much much higher now i see the higher i am the more speed the more destruction you got it land right there perfect good job adeline that's a lot of corn ligaments got to be at least 23 bruises 12 broken bones yes you guys are breaking them so nicely snap there's 252 bones in your body i need everyone to break every single one maybe i should just send them at the top of this mountain and follow their progress down i'm sure this probably causes a lot of cuts and whatnot i think maybe i don't know i'm still in the windy mountain part smack into this stuff oh my gosh i'm like cs go surfing right now with the amount of speed that i'm building smacking the stuff perfect just keep yep smack all right damage broken bones death mayhem how are you guys not dead i don't know maybe i just upgrade my thin skin to 11 yeah that looks good what's my next mountain too eleven thousand mount doom for a hundred quadrillion oh yeah i've got to get to work then land perfectly on this jagged edge that's how people die you got it yes go perfect good job well done 15 broken bones that's what i'm talking about how much was that 5 000 one person broke their neck buy another crowd member oh i can customize my crown i'll make them the names of my channel members go get them my new friends so i've got a theory that if i smack against this mountain i might actually be able to rip one of my legs off come on guys i need 11 000 here break those bones 4 400 that's good we're looking good next tactic barely throw them off the platform to see if they all get scraped up 20 cuts 19 bruises 17 broken bones wow that looks like it might be the wave cause then they'll take a hard bounce in anyways oh this is genius when it comes to breaking human bodies no one does it better than me 7 500 i knew it mountain all the way to the silent mountain and then upgrade my cuts level what is this this thing looks eldritch and horrifying 24 cuts 16 bruises 18 cuts eight bruises this is good when cartoon characters break their bones i will profit you guys got it going good well done team yeah that's 8 700 which means i have enough for another member now i think i need to get all of these to level 10 so i can increase how often the injuries actually occur you guys go low and all the way to the right oh this is actually perfect just keep sliding team 44 cuts right there off that alone rose i need you to just keep smacking into the mountain for me you got it you got it oh wait you're about to slam into this side perfect yes no rose i didn't want you to go all the way over here i know your body hurts and everything's bad but still what's going on i'm in like a little cheat spot they just keep breaking stuff because i can keep moving them wait a second rose how did you get here is that that was perfect i got 11 000 because of that i wonder can i get torn ligaments 10 yes that means i can get ligamentitis which i think was my nickname in high school i wonder what damage i can do if i just don't touch the mountain let me just free fall for a very long time and smack into the earth just how babies are born and go what that net me 74 cuts 63 bruises 25 broken bones maybe i need to do that more often someone got a concussion yes that's money in my pocket and that's another crowd member purchased along with broken bones leveled up that was fun let's eat them again go renee go fall to your death go renee go slam into this bonus ball and get the rocks that's fine that was enough where i can upgrade my broken bone pain even more what do i need for the next mountain to a hundred thousand this is gonna get expensive let's get easy bruise to level 10 and start buying a little bit of ligamentitis can also increase my offline income sure why not sometimes i do things just because i can go braden earn me my profits oh enter yes hit the ball yes well done intern this is for the good of mankind everybody trust me sixteen thousand oh yeah it's much better if i just eat everybody this'll be good i wanna earn a hundred thousand dollars in one throw what i have to do to make it happen though well i'm not really too sure all i know is it's just fun to watch them get hurt well i'm a quarter of the way there actually hang on in ligamentitis is level 10. maybe broken bones needs to start going up then all right blitz you're gonna aim for one of the bonus balls i'm not really a hundred percent sure what these things do but as long as you hit one it'll work out thanks buddy oh wait you've bounced blitz are you going for the second one too i'm not saying bonus got so i don't think he hit it but still is that just it keeps telling me between murder and death as it should get it in turn yes break some bones you're stuck in the rock i don't know how all of interns bones aren't broken if you just slipped into a tiny crevasse of a rock but that's fine because i'm one away from having brittle bones 10. yeah i'm just going to go slam braided into the other side of the mountain let me know how this feels probably not well oh he clipped through but then he clipped back in how did you do that i don't know are you going to hit a bonus ball too brayden the legend these guys are kind of like sentient gummy bears huh 32 000 i was having an intrusive thought and suddenly i just made a profit brittle bones level 10. and let me buy my 10th crowd member how much money can i get off this and can i recreate what braden just did through the mountain no wait i'm actually i'm i'm going higher it's kind of genius i can't really see what's happening but i keep hearing a bunch of owls so i'm assuming something good is happening six bruises six torn ligaments six broken bones six six six sure that doesn't mean anything all right to top it all off slam directly into the ground right into this ball perfect is that a concussion maybe that was fifty two thousand dollars gained i'm gonna spend a lot of that money into upgrading cuts to level 30 and then thin skin all the way to level 20. and then now let's save a hundred thousand dollars for this new mountain toby scrape against this mountain a whole bunch for me though if you would you got it there's 68 bruises 26 bruises i'm getting a lot of bruises i'm seeing that much come on you're not done yet slam back into this side of the mountain yes now you have to finish by hitting one of the balls steady steady slam into the earth thank you nice how much is that 87 000. let's gamble i'm gonna buy another crowd member for forty two thousand and let's assume i'm gonna be able to make 58k off this one run i don't know how likely it is but it's worth a shot although i kind of messed up my mountain tactic that's fine can i just slam to the ground really hard and still make it happen here's hoping 42 000 so what am i at no i'm 10k short i know exactly how to fix this that i think jotaro just broke every spinal column he had and we ended up with 86 000 i didn't even do anything just means i need to buy the next melon and then of course another crowd member all right have fun team this mountain feels like it's pretty high up everyone gonna be okay well okay in the sense of like you know getting a lot of damage not okay in the sense of walking out unscathed you got it slam into the ground yep i didn't touch a single one of you i just bought the next mountain oh nathan landed on a rose and it hurt him i'm seeing a lot of injuries pop up this is exactly what we wanted the more injuries the merrier survey says a hundred thousand dollars i knew we could do it team as a special celebration all of you can break bones easier did i just break 58 bones in that one slam oh my gosh everyone oh it's getting a little brutal you guys got it though everyone everything's working out fine right yeah so it looks like a hundred thousand dollars is pretty much my norm meaning all these more serious injuries are about to come into play maybe next time i'll just save enough money to go all the way to the mountain of dooms i don't know about you but i'm having a ton of fun with this

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Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 14 2022