I bred a WOLF ARMY in Minecraft

[Music] [Applause] [Music] try to drink water like a batter that was pathetic hello friends it's me your favorite armored pixelated youtuber back at it again with some bone so today I got the bright idea from laser beams thumbnail and title to breed a Wolfpack army also a lot of you guys have been telling me to do that so I was like okay you know what sounds like a good idea we have this whole house and what good is it if I can't fill it up with dogs literally get off my foot it's ash cuz she keeps going for that plant by the door you better sit you better sit down so are we starting with ash is she my first specimen okay hey come here oh oh they love each other oh I love you get on my face love you get out of the corner just like the real lumpy okay they all love me these are my three dogs alright we're gonna make them multiply alright you know what we're all going to go into my secret room which I just found out about to perform some experiments so we go in through here BAM I got this huge cage right here wow you idiot I don't think one of them made it in we're gonna be filling it up with dogs we're gonna make a real Wolfpack army so how many subscribers we got now how many people in the wolf pack yeah that's 16 miles no we didn't have that many wolves okay well that's how much we're trying to make we're trying to make a whole army so I can go out and and not have to feel afraid like a look what they did to me I used to wear normal clothes now I gotta go out looking like this go out looking like the Tin Man who look at like wait you take a logo off a tin can okay so that's what kind of vibe they're going for today so I've been practicing my magic skills I think I can get you a bunch of wolves okay well we're gonna make some that's how it goes so okay let's go in some meat really fatten them up there you go come on hey how many all one oh there they go there they go Oh for literally two seconds and they pop out a hole baby hold a child okay how long until this one's grown and we can multiply him if you give them enough meat he'll keep fatten him up come on what's a miracle grow on him boy don't worry I'll give it to him okay you take care of some of them and I'm gonna take care of some hey you want some steak or not you you want some steak hey you don't want to take a this dog you want steak which one is this one oh there's so many of them balls of meat we're gonna give them bone okay the ones that don't have to callers given bones bones yeah bones for you monster this one's not accepting the bones is he vegan eat on me bones okay there we go you just have to give him enough and then he'll eat it is this bone gluten-free the puppy doesn't even want the bone he like nope okay there we go there we go both for everybody bone for you bone for you I'm the Oprah of bones you get a bone you get a bone all y'all get bones hey come here you didn't get enough bones where's your collar here me me y'all want some meat okay who wants of me I feel like I'm writing a whole entire farm oh my god they all waited for me like this one needs a boomerang the one in the middle right here he's pushing the other dog oh how could you so rude get out of here get out you take my bone okay there we go now he loves me all right here you go we have 16 million on the wolf pack we got to make a wolf for everybody otherwise this whole thing was for nothing if you moments later okay we get in somewhere now look at all of these hey who doesn't have a bone I'm gonna give both to all of these everybody needs a bone might have dig this was small right now no we gonna have to do a Costco run get some more bones I'm making all of them mine they belong to me all of you love me I am your mother the sword is two little babies don't make me use it y'all gonna make me swing down here stop let me save the puppies okay let me give them some food cuz they're probably hungry oh my god no this is my child no this is my child get off of my child I claim this child is my own snack heard there's a there's a cow on the corner I think if you get the cowboy all the target [Applause] day that's how your army works this is only the iceberg tip of their power dang I ran out of meat and almost fed them my hands hey you where's your collar it's insane how much bones you gotta give each dog for them to like you hey you have a collar I feel like there's so many without College they're not truly mine they're not truly in the Wolfpack oh look a puppy they grow up so fast look at all of them all the lovable they're so lovable does everybody here caller look at these freaking dogs there's so many of them doesn't even look like dogs if you see them sitting down stand them up this is gonna be a hassle do they sit down by themselves or no so it's up to me to hand stand them up okay we're running out of budget for this video that's expensive we gotta make a go fund me from my dog farm how we gonna pay for all of this we gonna have to sell this house yes my children my children okay let's see the ones that are sitting up you lazy dogs all right you know it's the best way to test an army what whatever I spawn you need to hit it and I can all attack are you ready yes go that's a fox oh it's Swiper couldn't swipe no more I know I know I know I know I know look at it well what did I get I got an emerald from that look at me ready okay what is that skeleton oh no he's these guns Oh ooh we are invincible oh well he actually damaged me alive there's another one Oh didn't like a write of things donkey in this game they want to be his friend love I could end his life at any moment he's terrified look at him [Laughter] there are powerful and numbers I feel invincible already I can probably go out at night now with my whole army behind me what is that there's certain turtles in this game our turtles powerful or something thing they got a whole shell and everything that shell that wasn't enough to protect him can you spawn like a dragon or something or what what is the most powerful couldn't spit strong enough I want the most powerful creature in this game to take on my army yeah that's scary it was almost like it belongs in this game oh my god is doing so much damage to me the dogs can't even take it Oh barely oh my god they're struggling I might have to step in for this oh my god that almost destroyed me I had this whole arm you look feel like half of them are gone what even was that that you spawned that was an elder Guardians well I'm giving them meat in hopes that they will multiply bless it be the fruit ah what are y'all doing just sitting looking cute we are an army not an Instagram page okay I think we're ready I think we're ready to fight what do you think stronger your dogs are pulling back my dogs of course do you doubt me here we go we kill the polar bear and got fish do you think your wolf army strong in the Panda army yeah pandas are weak they're just cute come here Panda see what you could do besides look thick all right done he's done so real quick oh no these pigs out of here get out of here you're only good for bacon do you think they like cats yeah really that's not a cat that's a freakin German war it's okay if you if you give it enough fish it turns into a cat I wanted to die because it's so fast by my god I cannot where did it go this is just kidding just get rid of it I don't want it like delicious to the other side of the screen every time I try to hit it they're so fast they're so stupid oh my god smart they're hiding with the dogs they keep coming over here though just just do it I just need this corner and just like oh I think you got it you got some of my dogs but you got all cat nice are you guys ready to go we're ready to go dog you still have some settings but yeah go all right guys here we go you guys ready we're gonna go out nice oh my God look at that it's like when you squeeze a pimple I'm gonna like the thing likes comes out of the hole but it like squeezes out on like a really long skinny line that's what they look like coming out of the gate oh my god I could barely walk it's so crowded in here I know I did puffy lazy pup you want wait he put me wanna poop you always you're meet poop you want to meet what you meet did you mean what you want oh there are so many of them there's so many okay my children before we go out to fight its peepee time everybody everybody need you beat me anybody have purple I'm making this as realistic as possible oh no it seems we face our first obstacle okay guys can you do it can you make it oh my god they need like one of those doggy stairs so they could climb up on the bed the legs are too short the struggle get out of here oh you attack me you die that's not my fear works oh look at them look at them go oh look at all these farm animals no don't attack those those are mine what business do you have running a farm you know I'm trying to like you know farmer Thanos I will leave your farm alone they're spared another day but if you ever decide to wage war with me know that your farm is the first to go take him out take him out yes see I struggled with you now who's struggling oh look at all of them please mom wah wah oh my god this armors making me sink okay let's go now come on back pans over you got to protect me guys are my army you have to protect me all they do is just like right over somebody and just completely destroy them digital help I don't have any material they got stuck no help them help them get them out of here okay they're going up there tomorrow okay we can we can just go on any terrain should we take them to Casa el Gucci no keep them running around why not it's right here let's visit show them where I grew up look at that running away they're scared you are a fool that's how I felt when I survived my first night in Minecraft okay come on get out get out of here come with me I need some meat because I lost some health you guys want some meat too you guys wanted me you wanted me you want to meet and make for you I mean for you want me for you want me for everybody everybody gets me oh my god that's so cute I'm so proud of my little army oh no what is that thing I wanna attack this thing whatever it is go on Oh what are these already put some water you literally have them swarming I know they can't attack it I guess I'll have to attack myself attack this freaking squid this is all water this is all water that sucks let me get to dry land hello will farm me follow me oh my god they're taking forever only one made it Wow what is that oh my god what was that I don't know are you ready to fight it okay hold on I do I have all my wolves here let's go let's fight this behemoths that I have no idea what it is oh my god that's terrifying it flies it literally flies it burps out hot potatoes nah on that on your village no little get rid of it get rid of it oh my god you took out my whole freakin army looked it all on fire what do we do give them me food we'll fix all your problems as they're burning to death give raw meat to the ones that are on fire no fire what is this bull arre stop drop roll so simple Wow this is all that's left what did you spawn now what are these the state all the dogs are taken care of what is the eating mean do must feed my dogs and then you spawn all these users of black magic burning at doubts added stop okay no more spawning creatures of the night please my dogs need a rest okay I think we should go home that's enough for one day we're gonna go back to Casa de Chanel all right come on everybody inside everybody let's go inside was that a victory or was that a defeat for us oh my god you know half as much anymore look at all these dogs that decided to stay home Wow look at you they're sitting there literally sitting get your booty up booty up booty up man some of these are just chili they didn't even wanna come their way I ain't got time for what Mommy has planned today I'm gonna just chill in here we clearly have to work on our army because there are some weaknesses they suck at swimming some of them don't listen to me they can't fly and fight things that are flying so I feel like we're at a severe disadvantage so I'm gonna be working on breeding some wolves that can actually fly oh well see what we can do but anyways that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video comment below let me know what we should do next time on minecraft if you guys enjoyed this video make sure you get that like fighted the babies turns out notifications click click can subscribe to your the Wolfpack in real life I love you guys so much Nick stretching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: h3XeyxblMlw

Length: 16min 6sec (966 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 28 2019